可爱可笑的孩童

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Kids in Church

3-year-old Reese :
) d$ [# u+ C" G7 b1 w$ J$ v7 H"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
; ^. G0 K  o, C. w6 [$ [- I9 MHarold is his name.
Amen."
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A little boy was overheard praying:
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
9 P: s/ ^4 S  r! V6 Wdon't worry about it.
I'm having a real good time like I am."
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% l" q; f* q" G9 y* Y8 w2 {After the christening of his baby brother
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home
+ f0 _8 _& R8 n! |in the back seat of the car. His father asked
5 H1 O9 g# F  p0 d3 {7 f9 `, f6 whim three times what was wrong. Finally, the
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
! v& g) J- x5 d5 G2 K- b6 Jus broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
to stay with you guys."
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# [& f& \: B; s( OOne particular four-year-old prayed,
"And forgive us our trash baskets as
9 B- V* y  Y1 b, g9 h9 r1 Z# {we forgive those who put trash in our
  u5 {$ w' o2 W6 Z0 Z, qbaskets."
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A Sunday school teacher asked her
5 G! x$ j2 w" K) ~1 H- j$ b( @children as they were on the way to
8 z5 ~' Q( I- q# zChurch service, "and why is it necessary
to be quiet in Church?"
2 L/ I7 {+ U" mOne bright little girl replied,
"Because people are sleeping."
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A mother was preparing pancakes for
3 I5 w4 b1 p" r, qher sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
4 s6 R  p& M9 n/ ~- f% JThe boys began to argue over who would
get the first pancake.
4 w& W$ P$ m- JTheir mother saw the opportunity for a
* ^+ Q3 P( i# Y7 N8 umoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
would say, 'Let my brother have the
first pancake, I can wait' ."
Kevin turned to his younger brother and
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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A father was at the beach with his children
! c5 e# |7 B. A) F) H  Nwhen the four-year-old son ran up to him,
( b" y9 s$ x* w" A. ]7 Z5 f. Fgrabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
8 ^, c) h9 }: q+ J5 ~  O5 l2 b"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
The boy thought a moment and then said,
. F. h6 }, E# c! B0 ]"Did God throw him back down?"

6 I  A' `( X2 y: Z) x2 Z/ LA wife invited some people to dinner.
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old
) ^' a) I6 j/ J& V. Odaughter and said, "Would you like to say the
9 r, i) u( a) Z( h9 Tblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
& N% V2 N$ ^) R) Dgirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
/ l: J+ b7 i9 g( c; r7 L; dThe wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
people to dinner?"
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1 p$ F' t- M3 s, A4 v8 zCheers!!!
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( n9 @) Y$ ~2 ]Peace, love and happines!

lington

Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

三思

原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

. b- T" M7 g2 o4 x+ p0 _aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
2 ^8 k4 _( l$ ]# G) JMy boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
) x7 B; c$ l4 `1 PI was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"

years

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

/ z& e0 o* P/ F- A  ?Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
* I; }& o& `. C7 {. m: [My boy's eyes turned ...

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三思

原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表
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ha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.

朝阳

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
: @: b! |: i3 m9 ]9 }My boy's eyes turned ...

4 @2 R8 l& U: I* t* VAha,he is so so so cute.

lington

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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5 F7 O; j4 G1 C' _5 P, t+ {Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
( y* M' @4 _( e, [: u"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

$ P: S. R5 @( _" D7 ]Thanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.

dustybaby