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Kids in Church
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! j) s; c+ U( O; f4 Q# ~/ |' @3-year-old Reese :
" Q+ E# w' k0 s"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
$ @' n4 O3 P5 Q2 }# j& F. UHarold is his name.* ?( F# d5 v& q" Z% p2 X/ }
Amen."5 F3 S+ i& a/ |
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A little boy was overheard praying: _0 n( R# Y" O' v( |
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
, A7 M Y+ i. P6 v; @9 b$ b% _don't worry about it.9 j" n6 s8 d: g+ w
I'm having a real good time like I am."
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After the christening of his baby brother
$ ]- U; i( V- K' C* Xin church, Jason sobbed all the way home
* I, c, M) o; i$ x# u Pin the back seat of the car. His father asked7 j- S6 |. T! ~0 d' e" T6 j
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the
. h7 f5 u. K3 d$ R0 ^; Nboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted. S; \7 a @8 ?0 S7 a- x
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
# X7 K3 c( M. ^to stay with you guys."$ ^8 J, b0 o! \8 h. k
3 W+ J! _9 W# b$ b# JOne particular four-year-old prayed,
6 w% ~: Z6 y, L2 C9 k1 p0 |"And forgive us our trash baskets as: ~0 m+ _7 y8 N/ I: Y8 f1 m
we forgive those who put trash in our' @# h4 O; }" E+ l
baskets."
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A Sunday school teacher asked her
' B- j) X ?9 o5 q* G' Uchildren as they were on the way to
. J- A5 R. x0 kChurch service, "and why is it necessary
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% e V9 G* W2 ^' |1 YOne bright little girl replied,
( g m% l) E) O( e ^" X; R"Because people are sleeping."
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4 W8 z0 w; S5 Y- h. C! q: g" KA mother was preparing pancakes for( e4 C& K1 }9 D! P' }+ V. H
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3. i$ g0 X @( V3 [0 ^3 U
The boys began to argue over who would
7 B: @. P7 b, L0 i1 W% e, q" zget the first pancake.
2 y8 l& ~/ e5 q& r- CTheir mother saw the opportunity for a
" S' `: _( i' u/ bmoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
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first pancake, I can wait' ."5 {) V% b- V3 b/ t, W& P5 ~+ B
Kevin turned to his younger brother and
5 V( N( d4 ]/ Hsaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"" W( L+ h4 s: L9 d7 v; ]
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A father was at the beach with his children
7 I4 r6 v! e+ Q) X4 zwhen the four-year-old son ran up to him,( N% q/ X% ?. b. Q
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore. m( `5 B7 M! i9 b
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
3 @8 a: x# U$ }* z! R' p# Q9 U) r"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.' H' q7 J; x1 t+ D" b
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
; i1 c, o. |) ZThe boy thought a moment and then said,
5 a1 N* B( l. @& L' U) x4 I0 N"Did God throw him back down?"
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, v6 e4 L# Z: _6 s$ ?& ^A wife invited some people to dinner." U: @1 ^' S- t
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old
$ L( {0 y6 W# d; B( Y8 \daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
( j. o: f9 ]* g1 r+ L( x# [blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The; I, c9 K# b# _) `) b
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."0 F9 n; s0 y! `' V" Z r
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head$ S$ ]- Y6 n$ a' K4 w, U2 K/ @2 P
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these+ u$ c9 ]- i; G% n2 n( E
people to dinner?"! E2 ]! f2 S5 t: m3 @8 B
, t& ?* R/ D1 p# I, L8 XCheers!!!
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Peace, love and happines! |
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