可爱可笑的孩童

没心没肺

Kids in Church
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/ n5 X6 k3 I1 b9 H& E) z3-year-old Reese :
, B% _5 w4 y$ t& W5 r4 V"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
Harold is his name.
& B. S/ T1 x" \) [2 |: z/ R  UAmen."

A little boy was overheard praying:
- `* A, q+ x/ ^) H! v& `5 o"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
don't worry about it.
/ B* z2 z, X/ [% jI'm having a real good time like I am."

; j, Q( Q7 X# Z  f" F4 y% ^After the christening of his baby brother
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home
2 }( N( n, o, @- X. S! X2 F. lin the back seat of the car. His father asked
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
to stay with you guys."
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One particular four-year-old prayed,
" L/ s( T/ X1 H  N4 r7 Y" ]"And forgive us our trash baskets as
we forgive those who put trash in our
/ ~. G4 z5 O4 z- Y8 e- k& q. Pbaskets."

$ P- i9 n- p- `6 i) cA Sunday school teacher asked her
; q: E/ \3 p* }* x* ], P4 k, x) y3 Schildren as they were on the way to
Church service, "and why is it necessary
to be quiet in Church?"
5 z" u# [- |4 q# w4 f7 ~1 UOne bright little girl replied,
"Because people are sleeping."
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( p% W; p( f; M9 d' A! UA mother was preparing pancakes for
6 r4 Z: O" Y! S. ]. g  i3 yher sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
" T- K; r! I! Z* E6 vThe boys began to argue over who would
get the first pancake.
. s6 n5 y% T" ^& vTheir mother saw the opportunity for a
) l' O. o6 R5 i$ cmoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
1 Q/ i5 G1 N9 [' R8 Zwould say, 'Let my brother have the
first pancake, I can wait' ."
Kevin turned to his younger brother and
! `: O5 e2 K5 e; Usaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"

- t0 X; a  T( BA father was at the beach with his children
9 b2 m2 {" P% A, c+ B9 Iwhen the four-year-old son ran up to him,
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
, V% E/ Z- G6 l3 `  b; F4 wwhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
  j& i+ d% [' ]4 E; d0 LThe boy thought a moment and then said,
"Did God throw him back down?"
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* w  j3 L. P6 d+ i6 R$ E7 YA wife invited some people to dinner.
2 b, k2 r  q' B# {3 }At the table, she turned to their six-year-old
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
# g, Q( Y3 K% \9 M/ m( s( lblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
# n; Q5 y+ D# J6 cpeople to dinner?"

Cheers!!!

Peace, love and happines!

lington

Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

三思

原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

/ G' T: m& B3 x3 r5 F; Daha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

0 G9 t/ l" f0 e) ]Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
0 b/ _$ @  S& w2 p; t5 h1 S' e' w" |"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
% E+ V. X4 D% \, N/ gI was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"

years

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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9 d: e! |8 s9 h& N, Z8 I4 ~aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

5 ^6 E9 t  x1 o& \1 ^$ Z" r- ~  \/ FRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
" B! s( d& ?5 a/ ^3 iMy boy's eyes turned ...

2 o2 ]$ |' ^, B* R& ]好好吃

三思

原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表
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好好吃

( @# N, k, ]* Nha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.

朝阳

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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2 |/ O3 J2 l, w, kRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

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4 Z5 o, r+ N/ w" y$ BAha,he is so so so cute.

lington

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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8 a1 c* ~$ J+ x( r) V8 E6 B) Daha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

9 k1 o, `& u. p# x$ oRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

, ?3 r" R4 `( s* [1 h; j+ G2 _Thanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.

dustybaby