可爱可笑的孩童

没心没肺

Kids in Church
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- P7 Z/ U+ Y: n4 W9 K  Y1 \3-year-old Reese :
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
% l' V, t7 V' U6 h  i, G. pHarold is his name.
& S& Q7 Y: u! G9 P3 G! zAmen."

+ N! h7 f' P: ^0 u/ q. _A little boy was overheard praying:
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
' z2 s2 [0 V' Q$ h9 ]# Hdon't worry about it.
  J  G3 q- R2 h& {6 Y! r1 eI'm having a real good time like I am."

After the christening of his baby brother
) [3 {5 k, k# q9 `) K* din church, Jason sobbed all the way home
in the back seat of the car. His father asked
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the
. Z, P9 }' V) \boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
6 y* R- z$ b4 t5 kus broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
, q0 m, Y6 b1 Tto stay with you guys."
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! |3 o, f) ]4 w4 x' T" Q& v6 ZOne particular four-year-old prayed,
& [# M' P5 ^/ \& h1 Z- h" ?"And forgive us our trash baskets as
; W8 R7 e4 D* G; T/ x. ?we forgive those who put trash in our
baskets."

A Sunday school teacher asked her
children as they were on the way to
3 U7 J5 ]& q9 K! F/ u# T3 BChurch service, "and why is it necessary
7 n4 j5 d/ Q8 V4 }0 bto be quiet in Church?"
One bright little girl replied,
"Because people are sleeping."
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, ]  @: l4 [" ?' PA mother was preparing pancakes for
- U; `! C) w! `+ V7 |/ L) Wher sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
& l& I9 @; S7 ^4 Q, SThe boys began to argue over who would
get the first pancake.
9 s' ]' g# h6 d1 ^2 A8 ^) b6 p- N0 RTheir mother saw the opportunity for a
" f) z# ]  h( w7 z5 a. ]# amoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
- v! F5 d2 [) t6 _0 g+ ?( }7 @; fwould say, 'Let my brother have the
. [; S" X+ r2 }! R2 B) |+ vfirst pancake, I can wait' ."
3 H/ r( ?1 f  P1 n6 ~Kevin turned to his younger brother and
  n: @$ j# {+ h2 q: E5 vsaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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( t" k9 F6 A9 o# G) M$ H% L" oA father was at the beach with his children
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
6 l4 M5 c) {6 ~0 d' b% iwhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.
% t3 I7 R- ~( C4 v8 X"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
3 o" _0 k! [- n0 U) H. J"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
The boy thought a moment and then said,
"Did God throw him back down?"
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! K; E- ?, m$ [  W* b0 gA wife invited some people to dinner.
) L9 {& S  B4 ?At the table, she turned to their six-year-old
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
1 O" E7 W  m4 |( u2 |blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
people to dinner?"

Cheers!!!

: g" `7 E+ ^5 R9 j# yPeace, love and happines!

lington

Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

三思

原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
/ `( I' r. `$ q2 c; [Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
, n- H$ c2 I7 w! Z& B( eI was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"

years

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
1 Y7 x4 R' p$ Z& I# h9 c% J"Don't be selfish!" I said.
  Y7 J) N" R5 b  D2 }; [My boy's eyes turned ...

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$ I: W/ j* {4 V: e; M好好吃

三思

原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表
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) t9 ?+ B& ?$ [2 n! [$ C% Z, T好好吃

, I+ `! r6 G2 G  R4 x: G* Iha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.

朝阳

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

" @  l0 m3 [( K7 G, E6 T/ F6 GRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
% z7 `- J: o8 L- R, {6 f4 v"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

8 f+ D$ b! F' Y" v3 R1 s' ~1 zAha,he is so so so cute.

lington

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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. f- b4 S- A( q/ x( Waha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
$ K) @7 |/ {1 G2 W7 o4 \# j2 A& {"Don't be selfish!" I said.
0 s& T6 `% `/ {' t0 j5 ?, u' K' HMy boy's eyes turned ...

1 \3 e5 i- U8 S( ~Thanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.

dustybaby