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Kids in Church7 I0 T& `- L4 o* |7 Y- S
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3-year-old Reese :
% ]9 F* N: Y3 [- h8 \ D0 C"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
" Z0 j* ~) R: ?3 l* q1 |3 H3 b4 nHarold is his name.1 o* ~ L- m8 [9 ~" S0 O
Amen."" D$ A& m& h2 ~/ E1 y" h: p
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A little boy was overheard praying:
& {2 c: o9 R/ H' \, _"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
$ {: e! Z* u2 p0 R4 Y7 J; Zdon't worry about it.
: A' |. j H6 w) ~; F- X: k, N. EI'm having a real good time like I am."8 w7 n* A% |6 G1 ` j
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After the christening of his baby brother
; |5 k, o3 a/ X+ b5 i" Qin church, Jason sobbed all the way home& k3 S" O) N# R: R8 }1 G9 W2 V, W9 B
in the back seat of the car. His father asked% I( T6 [1 w+ c# n+ Z
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the
( ~" ?9 c, w; V: _0 Iboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
$ n7 e) j( s& v+ @4 e: g, }us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
7 |2 r. e& B- Cto stay with you guys.") v) n0 M! i) J( h/ h
& c2 U& x) ]; R4 v! ZOne particular four-year-old prayed,
Y: s! h$ P+ t"And forgive us our trash baskets as
+ t5 j, ?% ~. x; O, W0 k0 wwe forgive those who put trash in our
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$ W4 ?7 d8 @2 r" YA Sunday school teacher asked her: r9 Y0 \7 G. F6 _: w
children as they were on the way to
1 F$ Q- t1 e+ R' N" | TChurch service, "and why is it necessary, W* Y4 S, ^/ q7 n8 R- x8 n* e0 A
to be quiet in Church?"( u. R& T7 x8 g1 x# w' ?
One bright little girl replied,: O4 G" b+ v8 D; k
"Because people are sleeping."
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7 \+ u0 ~+ v/ l$ p2 P; zA mother was preparing pancakes for5 O% w, }" V* \( C+ W0 A* i
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.7 j+ k( z. T8 g: y; y! l
The boys began to argue over who would8 A+ [+ L( ?' T$ F0 `
get the first pancake.
( \( O! B) U9 h1 r2 XTheir mother saw the opportunity for a* A1 n+ ~6 u6 b! ~+ A' N6 |
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
/ R2 H: N' c& G" B; s' t' v4 W" cwould say, 'Let my brother have the% T$ g7 C. [$ I9 B
first pancake, I can wait' ."% u" t& }' ~5 q! H
Kevin turned to his younger brother and D+ [# Y4 j3 N" K1 {; H
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"' _- d$ Y$ G; r8 t3 w# s2 g2 W: z T
$ h* W, v' r$ \ v& rA father was at the beach with his children6 t9 [8 w9 u" w* `7 x9 V' Q1 Q% N' W
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
5 Q4 Y4 h5 O& @* o) m1 Xgrabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
7 q" g0 d$ T; u) f" E* g* C+ z& ^/ swhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.8 D0 G4 X% F' X
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.2 X a$ }! x0 f% V7 ?# }, C
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.4 c5 l' g' V' ?
The boy thought a moment and then said,
* n! w8 m7 X6 V! r& _3 t"Did God throw him back down?"
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A wife invited some people to dinner.0 {' A! C+ t+ |! H0 r( ~5 J4 D
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old9 K! G& J0 r4 p" `" w; ~; b5 e
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the1 c$ c* @/ R; J F/ ^; s# S
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
, _8 b; p1 ]* N9 }4 z' igirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say.": |7 U0 b* Z1 o' K: k
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head9 U( w J2 Z; _1 l3 t3 _ V
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
& q. A* k3 {9 Y+ ], b* o- s; lpeople to dinner?"
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Cheers!!!3 h+ K/ l/ i1 f# z' k A
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Peace, love and happines! |
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