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Kids in Church* M8 m0 S6 H# ], y, O
( r+ V! d7 f" K4 I" N, U0 P& a1 d3-year-old Reese :
8 H8 P/ p+ A9 P! \; i"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,( z/ q& V4 |: f; g9 K
Harold is his name.0 l# p' u3 k* H
Amen."6 t6 Z3 Q, T5 n2 D- @
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A little boy was overheard praying:
# r+ b0 u' b3 S% t"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
- ~' W: F2 x% Q2 W+ Ndon't worry about it.8 E4 A+ T5 d& b x+ c2 F% j
I'm having a real good time like I am."
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After the christening of his baby brother
: F$ t; ^0 \/ r8 j8 Y5 ^0 Lin church, Jason sobbed all the way home
$ B% t7 F8 h3 F1 r8 ain the back seat of the car. His father asked
5 V1 j0 F+ }$ X& O$ b8 mhim three times what was wrong. Finally, the
" e3 n: p2 N' W& lboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted( p3 q( n/ ]% m$ r
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted3 R p8 j1 j& T! n. a
to stay with you guys."
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One particular four-year-old prayed,$ Y# T2 J+ I3 A
"And forgive us our trash baskets as
5 ]! z V0 N) R+ Gwe forgive those who put trash in our
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) I) D m& a3 X) q A, @4 y7 D1 b1 [A Sunday school teacher asked her
4 N" @- R; ]# g' k: Q; Ochildren as they were on the way to
( a/ m( P0 o7 |$ lChurch service, "and why is it necessary
1 j2 O1 h8 C% c+ w2 Nto be quiet in Church?"
6 J4 L L) g( }$ T0 l; Y2 X+ lOne bright little girl replied,
* o: J# x* X4 P5 f"Because people are sleeping."
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: ^& [ K* I1 G! b3 G. Q; v1 G1 ^A mother was preparing pancakes for
( _) B& X3 O9 n" \her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
( x* T6 p# o% a5 }& \' t! xThe boys began to argue over who would6 x; K$ H0 c( p2 _) p, B% m
get the first pancake.
R" }0 S# W. w' ?% V* g* STheir mother saw the opportunity for a. K6 ~8 ?9 A# i. l
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He/ @. C" h; `) f! H7 {0 S( R: u* l* Z
would say, 'Let my brother have the
0 f( V) @* `: vfirst pancake, I can wait' ."7 v/ A3 ~7 m6 R3 C8 n
Kevin turned to his younger brother and
' H6 s- D. M# @said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"+ |# U4 r, g, N' y$ |
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A father was at the beach with his children
4 k! O" K5 \* g8 k3 m3 ]. rwhen the four-year-old son ran up to him,
* K# e: G5 X" L" p6 rgrabbed his hand, and led him to the shore% v2 [* L" T; e* O) G9 V
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.8 L: q0 _+ }$ ~9 x/ }. C. V$ N% `
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
# }: r/ N T+ |; R"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.) a t8 G) Q! k
The boy thought a moment and then said,
( @ A4 l1 f4 ~" a"Did God throw him back down?"
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A wife invited some people to dinner.3 O+ d* X, y2 S7 b6 y
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old( l3 i- _) d, P' P2 y" m# A
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
: Z6 ]1 J0 T9 x, }% U, @blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The- D6 w: p, p2 F) L0 E( A
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
8 q& k/ i" I- f- P5 n2 T+ aThe wife answered. The daughter bowed her head6 T" K7 f' H9 t6 ?6 \" {, I- n
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
6 Q- F. S( [3 N" {; g4 Apeople to dinner?"! |- j l9 G. J( h
+ {& x# O. g; s+ Y- ?3 x& A# gCheers!!!
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Peace, love and happines! |
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