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Kids in Church
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3-year-old Reese :
! O `. @7 Y' S4 R"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
- L# C8 |- z7 [- t gHarold is his name.. j1 E+ y: f: u
Amen."3 T: s9 l4 ]) [& ?" ~- z
, H5 N$ Q' |& I6 N% v6 u) g. ZA little boy was overheard praying:
$ }3 u1 d2 {8 K- M' k7 E; t"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,2 O9 t+ c" }$ O6 T o2 t4 c2 a
don't worry about it.4 w w+ ^/ E ^; |
I'm having a real good time like I am."4 I* X6 ~% \' S
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After the christening of his baby brother& @* S; I2 v- X( [, j
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home* S2 H/ |/ r6 F( H J+ H
in the back seat of the car. His father asked. A# R$ A2 @/ R1 ]
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the
4 j0 v6 u2 y* H0 c7 T% d. [boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
& }! H" R. r$ s- vus broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
7 |( _5 x, H: e/ W. L) sto stay with you guys."7 o3 u O$ W7 o* u4 D
, x6 @/ a8 u. K* d$ COne particular four-year-old prayed,5 a! F7 O4 g) Z, `( B
"And forgive us our trash baskets as
. ~3 ?, Y7 m" c: n* bwe forgive those who put trash in our
: h V0 [* A( ~4 ^8 u' Rbaskets."
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A Sunday school teacher asked her
$ E) S* \# n2 P3 X* vchildren as they were on the way to
$ r t3 f" k' s& rChurch service, "and why is it necessary
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9 i) h- C$ g/ _2 N/ f, R9 k" vOne bright little girl replied,4 Z9 g7 g7 i/ i. F
"Because people are sleeping."
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A mother was preparing pancakes for
/ Q* y, }8 f# O4 U. Lher sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
! q! L# v9 ^- r1 A1 S; A* `8 JThe boys began to argue over who would
u" |$ v) }) m' ]5 `" Hget the first pancake.
" H: f, ~* E1 w* c) _Their mother saw the opportunity for a
8 x/ M1 H, e2 Pmoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He! ]5 B c) t3 J2 s R6 n; O
would say, 'Let my brother have the
4 q/ z% h K; R; s$ |- t- qfirst pancake, I can wait' ."
5 Q# v% L) W! B3 Q& l& }$ JKevin turned to his younger brother and+ V+ w+ I; I9 C5 J5 g
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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A father was at the beach with his children
3 ^5 B% p, ?7 s9 k4 @when the four-year-old son ran up to him,, ]0 U$ A7 \ I+ v' [) S1 {6 d
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore3 F) W) J, h t2 h7 ], f4 N k# W
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.8 z, J% ]" S0 h; [% ?6 ^
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
n& t! O' ]# }0 S9 f% L3 G1 I"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied." n8 j# k& k7 P+ E j4 [/ g
The boy thought a moment and then said,: l5 B5 C. N6 }2 g9 {
"Did God throw him back down?"
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A wife invited some people to dinner. X; X5 q3 W" l w9 q. Z
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old' o5 L# ~) S" [/ B/ O% L& ^$ D" N
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the/ k6 N, q- |' R3 T4 J4 W
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The* n" n, I T* G3 P$ Y* f
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
3 L% d( w& V/ O* g1 XThe wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
) v+ P7 y( O+ \! a& mand said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
; M& K( ]2 [! c; H5 I! I- g% Qpeople to dinner?"
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& ^- o6 k, v! p8 f3 R0 LCheers!!!% v) h8 W" h0 O6 y
4 w+ v+ w0 b. P0 n" g) X% M: yPeace, love and happines! |
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