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Kids in Church
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0 b1 u5 z5 Z0 z/ R' t3-year-old Reese :
& n% G' w! Y7 Q, g"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,+ i D" w3 l1 a [
Harold is his name.5 R9 z* [7 \9 d1 L1 Z8 d
Amen."
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A little boy was overheard praying:0 k" e l, n- R2 s2 c
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,* T% w% B- Y4 E9 ~- u! [3 ?
don't worry about it.
3 b- g: x* o- G# D6 oI'm having a real good time like I am."+ }- \- n6 k; U( M
2 k! K% c( I, J4 Z% L' ?! h' cAfter the christening of his baby brother
# \1 {: d0 p# q2 jin church, Jason sobbed all the way home
* J: P- h6 b- e8 n4 f6 X( s g9 sin the back seat of the car. His father asked
3 Z2 ]. \/ h4 ?( h' {+ hhim three times what was wrong. Finally, the
, [* m# ~# m2 n/ j/ Uboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
3 r9 _# W+ q) C2 G2 @ v. Rus broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted) x5 O- A+ _6 V+ i# J; l9 L
to stay with you guys."+ S& q9 N3 q3 a1 C1 z, d7 s7 }/ w6 V
4 [0 O K% U; Y; Y' z# SOne particular four-year-old prayed,
6 R, g- I$ L. C"And forgive us our trash baskets as- e! h1 Z! ]; r) T4 H* b
we forgive those who put trash in our4 \' s' N9 m, r7 f- ]
baskets."* H" m8 I3 `# C6 T# ?: N S
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A Sunday school teacher asked her/ P) o/ }' W* L3 v( {
children as they were on the way to
6 b+ L6 b) Y5 }4 @1 c' GChurch service, "and why is it necessary* A0 B/ R6 q. i1 |
to be quiet in Church?"
/ D1 G& }0 Q- q' @8 N$ Z& bOne bright little girl replied,8 D, d* a- c$ ]5 n: i% x" P
"Because people are sleeping."& x2 m) k1 v8 J4 `( ^; C
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A mother was preparing pancakes for
9 P6 a+ s/ h/ }) x% m1 d: m( Bher sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
I2 \% t- f2 T6 a6 HThe boys began to argue over who would( O9 P: M9 D w" F) \
get the first pancake.) a" X" i( Y, O
Their mother saw the opportunity for a7 k, @. F# p, G+ W8 S3 i
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He+ N3 F+ N0 p2 M' f [
would say, 'Let my brother have the
' n( Y. c! n G/ S- W2 H& _first pancake, I can wait' ."- f7 ^! V7 {) M# @: l
Kevin turned to his younger brother and) ?# T) y0 H" T% G H" N. j. h' N
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"+ n$ `, W, ~3 J- k8 s
; j& i' [. t4 m; ? N1 lA father was at the beach with his children7 A7 m. f2 a8 Z1 o6 a: I
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
9 e5 c! F( \. B$ {4 tgrabbed his hand, and led him to the shore; `: |0 _4 E2 B" W1 |1 i
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.- h+ o7 b* g- t+ w t! @+ J
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
0 e5 L$ i% j- S"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.+ N: x1 K+ r) K/ L2 Y
The boy thought a moment and then said,% ]+ p$ ?9 o4 q9 O# J
"Did God throw him back down?" ~" Z% s- |- X( P0 p
5 m+ Q- }0 g. ]- q6 O% Z: ] P9 zA wife invited some people to dinner.
, I9 L/ {2 H* w& w+ t8 G+ |* }' |2 RAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old0 v( Z9 }- m9 m
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
! o( Q8 x" S R2 Rblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The9 c2 V' H: W0 \* L) P5 T
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."1 j/ i- f v( P. Y. w; @4 ?
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head& x! @! K. D6 r2 b, X/ Z( E; ]
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
- I" r3 R" c! m* cpeople to dinner?"
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Cheers!!!: s. Z8 F& ^! m* w1 f. p3 x
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Peace, love and happines! |
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