可爱可笑的孩童

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Kids in Church

3-year-old Reese :
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
Harold is his name.
Amen."
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6 ~- W+ z- B( |- LA little boy was overheard praying:
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
don't worry about it.
) V! H+ G4 X6 \# \+ u& g  W& }I'm having a real good time like I am."
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6 r1 C$ d) Y& A1 E5 a/ T* L$ u' Y3 OAfter the christening of his baby brother
$ o5 Q* I) E. m" X5 }in church, Jason sobbed all the way home
in the back seat of the car. His father asked
4 }5 `" k0 T- V) f' f& uhim three times what was wrong. Finally, the
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
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6 K) n$ y/ v. p$ U: |One particular four-year-old prayed,
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we forgive those who put trash in our
baskets."

7 B- Z* n; P+ u& DA Sunday school teacher asked her
children as they were on the way to
Church service, "and why is it necessary
to be quiet in Church?"
; q/ s& G+ F1 o( h$ r7 Z4 DOne bright little girl replied,
6 N8 a- }8 z: u- x1 x; K6 I, r"Because people are sleeping."

A mother was preparing pancakes for
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
; N" `, ~4 v$ W# BThe boys began to argue over who would
get the first pancake.
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$ E- r. Z( V, lmoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
would say, 'Let my brother have the
first pancake, I can wait' ."
Kevin turned to his younger brother and
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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1 Q+ x" t! F4 |* _A father was at the beach with his children
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
0 z( b% ]# @! p& R3 n9 bgrabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
, L. g; D5 E, [$ b- D: M"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
0 H2 M6 e7 Z; t- R( r"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
2 Y( {2 ?! `, l3 ?. wThe boy thought a moment and then said,
1 \5 g. C: t+ h"Did God throw him back down?"
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A wife invited some people to dinner.
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
" D% Q7 Q4 _7 a+ |" a2 M6 D/ b4 P- Igirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
' W9 X5 V1 U/ j% nand said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
people to dinner?"
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$ X% B! C2 u  S# s3 Y1 }. R8 @Cheers!!!
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Peace, love and happines!

lington

Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

三思

原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
: L2 `$ i/ C4 U"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
$ r" Y' G' h  QI was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"

years

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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" r7 k/ i+ }* b' v7 |+ V7 U8 Iaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
* v3 ?) Y1 H6 U: L8 t3 a* M0 l) b"Don't be selfish!" I said.
: O1 J9 G1 M% ~5 gMy boy's eyes turned ...

好好吃

三思

原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表

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好好吃

5 u0 h. B5 h9 _) Cha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.

朝阳

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

( @8 O. M  h2 G/ qaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

9 K3 {! Y' [" ~: Y2 s* ZAha,he is so so so cute.

lington

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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6 q) U! p4 h% F, ^% }aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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$ Y: A9 e, {! TRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
* n7 P& ]8 c# j5 V"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

2 W  P; ^7 k# W3 G2 f$ S3 G: p  k7 i( @Thanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.

dustybaby