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SOCIALISM社会主义
* r7 b6 [! K0 s$ u, g- |You have 2 cows，
- N  \6 N1 ]3 n, v  vYou give one to your neighbour.

# C# h( O' Y& Y) z% YCOMMUNISM**主义
You have 2 cows，
) q, B$ Q" f+ W, z7 y* S; C2 F( BThe State takes both and gives u some milk.
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FASCISM法西斯主义
You have 2 cows，
The State takes both and sells u some milk.
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( U* \0 Z  B( J. hNAZISM纳粹主义
You have 2 cows，
The State takes both and shoots u.

0 u5 q/ R& F5 A& c4 O4 SBUREAUCRATISM官僚主义
- O$ @3 \( ?5 D, Z% mYou have 2 cows，
The State takes both,shoots one,milks the other,and then throws the milk away...
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TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
You have 2 cows，
/ Q% m+ X4 p! f5 v# wYou sell one and buy a bull.
* N# m3 O$ \8 M5 f2 uYour herd multiplies,and economy grows.
You sell them and retire on the income.

5 L* W0 V. k+ |下面还有好多好多呢