2 cows

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SOCIALISM社会主义
& h! p* I: n6 P) @9 k) Y+ rYou have 2 cows，
You give one to your neighbour.
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- F4 U: L8 `( I2 ^) cCOMMUNISM**主义
& W8 x4 l% I- H( H% AYou have 2 cows，
! j# N& e. h  P! [6 E3 K6 vThe State takes both and gives u some milk.
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2 g3 f1 ?# i7 ~4 t& B! hFASCISM法西斯主义
% y+ R/ O- ~8 U5 W5 c1 g- AYou have 2 cows，
& p( M; ^0 A: f* j. O: t! aThe State takes both and sells u some milk.
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NAZISM纳粹主义
You have 2 cows，
0 _8 I, f' r3 @) M7 m' K; v5 n9 x3 \" eThe State takes both and shoots u.

+ J6 M8 a9 L: F! ?; IBUREAUCRATISM官僚主义
/ N8 s7 @/ e2 r. bYou have 2 cows，
The State takes both,shoots one,milks the other,and then throws the milk away...


TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
You have 2 cows，
$ f: ~! b2 b! QYou sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies,and economy grows.
+ G4 Q/ q8 m3 ^# i/ A+ Q* |! BYou sell them and retire on the income.
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