2 cows

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SOCIALISM社会主义
You have 2 cows，
9 X- v% J  k, [You give one to your neighbour.

COMMUNISM**主义
You have 2 cows，
The State takes both and gives u some milk.


4 i3 H4 O% I! |/ [' _, b, [FASCISM法西斯主义
You have 2 cows，
5 Z: B2 c& M0 sThe State takes both and sells u some milk.
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NAZISM纳粹主义
You have 2 cows，
7 g9 Q( s& J! o7 Z( qThe State takes both and shoots u.
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BUREAUCRATISM官僚主义
( P, m3 C5 X. N$ ]" N! L- ^You have 2 cows，
- I1 s, F* C# n2 A: w! b/ l0 UThe State takes both,shoots one,milks the other,and then throws the milk away...
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- u, R! d: G/ \- K6 VTRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
You have 2 cows，
( [' s3 g6 a7 G; U" u; P# S. P' tYou sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies,and economy grows.
% ?& y: }0 E" V% C2 aYou sell them and retire on the income.
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