2 cows

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SOCIALISM社会主义
. G  z# |0 U2 @8 j2 u6 |, N: MYou have 2 cows，
1 x9 }* s3 W- C1 x+ s7 ]0 A/ oYou give one to your neighbour.

% V9 k5 z; G. V  d2 F$ i/ ], FCOMMUNISM**主义
You have 2 cows，
The State takes both and gives u some milk.
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FASCISM法西斯主义
You have 2 cows，
The State takes both and sells u some milk.

# \4 R" ~, _- z4 R5 }: @3 eNAZISM纳粹主义
+ j- W1 d( |4 t7 NYou have 2 cows，
8 Z9 j3 T& v2 h7 p& }0 ^3 ?* e7 EThe State takes both and shoots u.
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BUREAUCRATISM官僚主义
You have 2 cows，
9 L' m! M# k7 p7 a% Z3 T4 h/ D( zThe State takes both,shoots one,milks the other,and then throws the milk away...

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" N+ _! i0 \! A" hTRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
You have 2 cows，
- k' @3 M9 O& Y: V  C5 U' P3 `& n0 z6 FYou sell one and buy a bull.
3 X0 V" i+ L1 h/ Q2 f# k2 lYour herd multiplies,and economy grows.
4 ^/ k  e- ~4 G7 ^1 EYou sell them and retire on the income.
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