2 cows

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SOCIALISM社会主义
You have 2 cows，
/ n, o1 z) B* x, Q8 pYou give one to your neighbour.
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COMMUNISM**主义
3 F: d5 C6 {! n  B' R7 j- gYou have 2 cows，
The State takes both and gives u some milk.
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8 g$ D- j7 ]' M( J; _. cFASCISM法西斯主义
You have 2 cows，
The State takes both and sells u some milk.
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- v9 ^' i, H2 F- VNAZISM纳粹主义
) f2 Y) a  T& ?+ sYou have 2 cows，
0 {- u# V& f6 t: F/ h' rThe State takes both and shoots u.
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( s$ W" W( R) I/ ^0 ~BUREAUCRATISM官僚主义
You have 2 cows，
The State takes both,shoots one,milks the other,and then throws the milk away...
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TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
1 t; J7 T) ~3 W: g' i/ fYou have 2 cows，
. d( @0 g7 _' V: a$ x9 vYou sell one and buy a bull.
& i1 ~- d0 x( I& P  b: d. Q4 `7 uYour herd multiplies,and economy grows.
You sell them and retire on the income.
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