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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash
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The Man Song
3 l ^' z+ G7 l( S! m9 c0 r2 R by Sean Morey 2 |- c" f6 z% w2 s z- k' M. P( @
( { {' H, C# _5 II don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.3 u4 d8 \% A1 {; _
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. 7 q. P4 z- q9 j5 D5 F( b+ b
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
$ M$ f1 f8 m% t0 X. ]: F# I4 _I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.( W8 V. Q1 }) c- N' F
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.3 b' {. n1 y# q
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
3 N6 h) v) E8 K: Y( N* L: L'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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4 S7 I9 E$ X* d0 o: I. WAnd I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.) k# @8 H0 }8 n1 v$ `" w6 j
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
9 {5 v* `4 y' l! @5 D6 LAnd don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
; r- E4 ?( q4 ?I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.7 y- {2 W8 W* W2 q+ J+ f& o0 P) ~8 c
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.6 h" K) e! t1 R' H3 S! ^: b* i
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.) M) Z1 k- g+ R5 Y9 y
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
! H& U- Z% ^% F# ~6 ~Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! 7 z. P: h4 P1 j6 ?3 A5 z
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