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这是同事发给我的,可以点这看flash
/ [; J+ l- z/ \' ]http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html3 F7 [+ {: {+ E- a
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The Man Song 5 B! c N: P2 _0 x( L
by Sean Morey u& k+ u- J0 v8 M* l" u5 E0 a
7 B& ?; L; M+ x H4 I, lI don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.* a5 B! c) ~9 J% [8 _- b
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
* ]3 s" h( A% \' J'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
/ N4 P3 F3 c3 W) I' J x+ PI'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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$ ?" g2 d3 p' g- h1 l5 AWhat I say goes around here! ... right out the window./ u6 |; k( D* ~. J! a2 L
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.9 D6 T0 @2 m% w0 ]: ^! |; e1 i$ O; W
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.6 [9 i" x/ \7 M
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.8 e7 ~, v: |; n0 b
% j& p0 n( k; l/ Z, y, XAnd I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.+ x( W/ P2 H7 p7 e% U
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.8 ~2 |! k4 [5 b4 f U* y# S
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.: Q$ E5 T2 T' ^7 m9 w9 [
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.7 M% d: O3 i% T4 `0 k8 C& L
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
8 E$ k; H2 d6 v0 pAnd I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.! F, s H& c& W
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
' J2 N/ @( @# f2 {Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! 6 M* }$ J/ \ b& w W
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