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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash6 @/ c( Y" o+ r! b9 f5 H1 n
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html4 f2 x* \, w( i6 o4 T+ S8 |% k
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The Man Song
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$ a" B: T' t& n( D, r2 l+ W3 OI don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
, J' n5 {; S# s' ZI wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. ! z$ ~# K9 m5 Z+ t: y+ V* j
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
- ^2 }' T& c6 F( {I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.* F9 c4 v, ?, q e! E
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.; Y: t6 e* S/ p6 n0 @
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
2 Z* `" f- u9 ~! t) o. q. Y* x% Y1 P'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.5 C5 _' f$ h1 A+ h5 P$ E% ]
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
t9 b3 [; d8 |- h( `% P$ K'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.- d' E' q! V! e+ T( M2 x% Q2 Z
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.7 C. [5 U: k7 t
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.( n( B6 J5 q4 K" k6 X
. l1 S! C; K, T! E" NAnd I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.% F6 {0 C+ s3 W% A# z$ u j# {
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
) x: j. U+ T4 A% f* H. T# XBecause a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.3 [( n9 i' E: A. ]1 V+ H8 X
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! 0 P8 e# ?/ v# e; L: Z
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