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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash
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The Man Song , o* O) \ ], h8 m4 |( k
by Sean Morey
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
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'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right". }6 l: I) C+ P* t5 g- l' o+ _ ?
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.- n1 G7 h+ d- k) w7 ?# h
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.0 C( y" O) B7 T' W+ G/ m
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
* e" c4 j I0 ^'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.6 H- @* s# T/ l( L4 B1 b, ?
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.0 G8 O+ a T, P9 t* e0 J2 H
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
1 |" B& b4 y2 b, r. IAnd don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.; Z9 d/ d; y; Z
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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8 X+ }0 H8 @. \+ i9 o! v9 S8 S! eAnd I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
6 _' t+ `; D9 U: `* v# A# Y, VAnd I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
4 C; X7 g& o/ @) c+ s. K- uBecause a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
% M5 k5 @" a/ Q1 J/ j+ WBecause I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! 8 ?2 d' Q+ ^* V, ~. ^
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