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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash2 H: N, s! E- r8 K3 \/ `9 n
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html
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The Man Song U% T6 z) L8 N- z7 v; n: S2 {
by Sean Morey
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
$ f9 i/ k4 U8 F) f& ~6 l- YI wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. d( T* `$ I' j* N
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".1 X0 v4 w1 K" P
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.* E' B; h7 _: [5 F8 y* v) P% }
1 f* [6 A5 M% `( G# _- {* J. LWhat I say goes around here! ... right out the window." X+ X0 G8 Z M1 F7 Y
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.& G' r4 d6 t0 H# x
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
9 B5 H: s/ {/ R0 H8 Q'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
( ]; m# {: j, _. ^'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.! a8 l- `# j0 y2 N0 X
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
2 \5 l* E9 F, Q2 x4 MI'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.8 V8 K: D# w q, h6 ]
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.( o( S$ B& r# c, r+ [: G* w' r
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
% N5 D8 _/ O2 h. ^0 T! E) O3 _Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.% Z: R) f+ ?5 B! ]! r) J
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! 1 Z! o, \# N( ~% ?5 P# {
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