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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash' o- T& g; D( g# X, b0 }8 {+ P
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html5 G) v( A* l7 J# F6 Z2 e
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The Man Song
8 O5 g) C9 x D by Sean Morey
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. e8 N1 ]" m1 B: A2 |I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.+ Y# i% k* x, ? B: i& M$ l( a
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. 5 o9 a# _# m/ ~, u
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
- P$ d: Z3 ~) H: \I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.( [4 c w/ {, g( b5 O, z5 Q1 t: J: g
" L) @/ R! Y) T1 Y- ^4 S0 xWhat I say goes around here! ... right out the window." I, U' {7 T5 ?$ b% q8 u" H) _7 q
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
# ]1 O& c3 Z- f" c: m. U$ q. VThe sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
/ T+ y: Y" _- P. \7 Z% W'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.8 _1 n5 U8 h- h$ x
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
5 T# }" a) a# o" x: y) x'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important. e }% l% F& t l# l9 }+ r
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
' `! ]! X* m$ e& tI'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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; ~8 \4 E6 `" T. U- zAnd I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.( b# t q" f' \. I( E \
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
! g/ P- c; h/ K- @3 y2 xBecause a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
5 {& ^( M5 {: G0 c1 j+ x; \Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! * f9 l+ F6 Q) P4 [
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