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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash
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0 G/ A7 g W7 I( B) p5 gThe Man Song
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.* p- D8 I' X- d7 x/ s/ F
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
6 m% N. G4 @: ?+ ~- Q6 }'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".+ k) z" Y, J) C2 a" x
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window. F. o7 R2 V+ t8 K( C2 M
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
9 h6 j+ F, `: m6 g9 g# nThe sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
6 Y/ A4 |. m9 A3 A# K! _5 W'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head. b' m+ q: l5 S' R
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
# W- t9 c% b" u1 v0 N1 `'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
1 j+ v! s5 l5 A9 a& B/ p4 lAnd don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
/ l6 }3 N& S9 l1 MI'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.: k: V( T2 M- M- e1 ]
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.! l! C% {9 u! P% {6 a& H
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.* @+ c E: k9 T7 H8 O7 B
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! , v# w4 L# b1 s' R
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