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这是同事发给我的,可以点这看flash
$ x A5 [8 E" \http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html9 {: D; e% h* c1 g- k) H* i6 N& Q
- T# o" V L- Z1 aThe Man Song
1 N8 P2 G6 ?, X0 `) Z/ ? by Sean Morey + w" }9 u: U9 e( m: \7 W& S
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.# y' k( {/ q. u3 E: V# |
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. & l5 S1 G% I% u z. u, D
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right"./ k F; c. W F2 v- L& d/ \1 i+ ?2 F
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.- w, T1 k5 Y/ p' |
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
9 w. ]$ c$ R+ x9 {% \0 W& |8 J. zThe sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
$ A0 }$ t! n) n$ w) L'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.. d, h5 p" n2 I, G) \1 q
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
8 Q# z% z, [' `0 v" q( SAnd don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.' v, z+ L* l; l* X) d
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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+ X. ~9 x# w# |% OAnd I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
2 Y% k1 ?% K" p3 n, O( v0 y7 oAnd I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch./ @& S8 ^( Y$ P4 X7 o7 [
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to., {& ]* ^# Y7 W5 G' s/ w6 l! y
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! ! H* {1 e. M. }# K* J8 ?
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