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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash( }' O2 y& N" \, |5 ]+ F
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html5 Z* U- P+ g8 ^. H; _
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The Man Song 0 ^+ k- E; M! q& @* z4 s4 ?0 L* c
by Sean Morey # K e c1 ^# _- {! H4 P
; H+ }9 d% K3 Z4 ~- i9 nI don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
# [, W0 ?5 J B! UI wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
2 u+ p. v/ K- R) h% d) r9 n! m'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
) m& Z9 R5 W# u O/ OI'm the man of this house! ... until you get home./ e5 a" u" A/ Q! |8 G# w6 o6 z8 e8 @
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
3 r$ [ `1 q" B3 \3 @+ GAnd I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.+ G0 ]% Z; I# ]% u" X
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.+ K. H; A4 n( ~8 s! }; L6 @
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head./ n; B" Q G5 Q
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.9 |1 }+ J3 {: \/ G: S2 c0 J7 r" m ?7 ?
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.& U0 C" h4 p+ ^3 Q' D2 Q, c/ p/ P
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.# Z/ z; } K. `9 z
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.+ X' r; N' g/ s+ h* [
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.8 t1 N9 T" n6 n
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.4 u3 u- J% k. @& H
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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