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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash+ b' a! @! H4 h4 N+ {6 i
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html
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The Man Song 5 \ L8 z6 X8 A/ L ?
by Sean Morey / k) |; W+ [, f2 J& U+ A* G
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.$ D: i9 e2 F' v: u
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. , f# Y$ d& A' J0 `$ f
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
) q& d2 A: {1 b5 A) \9 cI'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.# r) h# E. f" Z9 S M
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.' a/ m, o P' I v3 s1 y* P
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
) C( I0 b) T! Z! R. S) h* S4 F- oThe sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.) m+ h9 `& N+ i8 z; A8 O
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.3 z/ @$ S/ Z% I% U) H" ?( j
2 \9 ]. ^: O/ g$ w% [4 H% OAnd I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.+ T0 \8 w3 m0 d6 l/ _2 G5 b$ |
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.4 p3 w- l: o2 U
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.! k9 v' c: P7 Q* v+ `% A1 }+ F
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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4 N8 j' d8 z2 F7 LAnd I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
9 g* _! }$ I6 b" u# JAnd I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
- U, l+ f) T! Y5 D4 aBecause a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
0 K6 v# t' T& LBecause I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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