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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described. " j1 N% _/ s5 l1 q8 W! s' Z( e' s3 V
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The World's Shortest Fairy Tale
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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl
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had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't: ]5 m7 I: b# F/ [
get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had3 x: P! j: s0 g: f# R5 L
all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched' L% k6 _) A! c7 `5 J- E) b
sports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
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sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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0 J5 H( k- F' ?2 A2 PNow this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!
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