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The World's Shortest Fairy Tale

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发表于 2008-1-25 21:36 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described.
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$ G2 X0 l4 C! y9 Q, N# S* TThe World's Shortest Fairy Tale! X3 t/ P1 K. F  S
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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl
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dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
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get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had5 I# P% a+ A- m% Q8 d. i; o
all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched3 d# i3 F6 r1 K- U3 {5 ~3 I" @% H
sports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
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Now this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!& Q0 F, p3 S3 h9 A
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The End
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发表于 2008-1-26 15:14 | 显示全部楼层
Don't quite understand this.
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发表于 2008-1-26 20:29 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 流浪的心 于 2008-1-26 15:14 发表 ' e9 U# S: |- O; d4 }
Don't quite understand this.

0 H: B" {4 D+ ^1 C# x他就是说吧,童话故事通常都是王子和公主幸福的生活在一起,但是这个童话故事是女孩子拒绝了求婚,没有家庭的羁绊,自己终身吃喝玩乐,故事说,这才是真正的美好童话。
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发表于 2008-1-26 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
原帖由 三思 于 2008-1-26 20:29 发表
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他就是说吧,童话故事通常都是王子和公主幸福的生活在一起,但是这个童话故事是女孩子拒绝了求婚,没有家庭的羁绊,自己终身吃喝玩乐,故事说,这才是真正的美好童话。
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1 e6 q0 ]3 U* a) n% j# l% R. v* DYour understanding is sound and deep.
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发表于 2008-1-28 09:40 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 三思 于 2008-1-26 20:29 发表
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他就是说吧,童话故事通常都是王子和公主幸福的生活在一起,但是这个童话故事是女孩子拒绝了求婚,没有家庭的羁绊,自己终身吃喝玩乐,故事说,这才是真正的美好童话。

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So indeed it is a FAIRY tale." Z# z; {$ `( d9 @' B8 E. p5 E
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the truth is... just look outside the window, that's the truth of life, living in Alberta.
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发表于 2008-1-28 11:01 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-1-26 21:19 发表
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Your understanding is sound and deep.
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good to have a monitor to flatter us all the time
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发表于 2008-1-28 14:34 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 流浪的心 于 2008-1-26 15:14 发表 " |, u5 C5 `1 r. m3 o' }! N
Don't quite understand this.
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You are not married, probably? Or not married long enough
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发表于 2008-1-28 14:41 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 OliveOil 于 2008-1-28 14:34 发表
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You are not married, probably? Or not married long enough

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I am getting married in this coming September.
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