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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described. ) i$ h3 T; C" q+ m% N
$ H' z) o$ s' V3 I/ rThe World's Shortest Fairy Tale
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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl
# R, e3 [8 ]( W) A; }, Z' osaid:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,( `5 O# R% \+ E! R
dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
7 A. i+ b$ E2 T1 \9 C4 }" Nhad to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't; N" [4 r& c. K
get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had) t. H8 G* L/ P
all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
3 ?( o# f d- C) _9 q6 }% Z) Msports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
N: j) Y( ^. B7 I# ]. Phigh self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in6 o6 {/ ?) V" v/ a( j( m
sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.9 Z7 @3 \, U2 ]2 Q4 c- ?7 }
' D+ R5 ?' @5 l, r$ INow this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones! X- L6 y" ~7 L% @0 A
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