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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described. ) V' ?0 w+ I# n; p0 N
+ c7 {" Q: e4 j% ~" Y* eThe World's Shortest Fairy Tale
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, z$ z" T" \/ J6 b( Z1 @! UOnce upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl$ P7 N* p" W8 i! M! D
said:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,) g0 [% a8 C# e, z# ]1 m
dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never/ u- C4 r( v% h4 l. U! _- r
had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
' |. C' r" C# J( [2 s' ]# R" Fget fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had
% m% a( v/ S! n8 y( x; Iall the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
v2 v8 E+ R% d5 J3 rsports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had+ f/ U, b, _2 m
high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
$ ?6 s! y7 z! s+ h7 T& R- x( n# msweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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( h' ^$ l7 h" V# ENow this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!
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7 f# H3 ^9 @$ O2 w8 n4 H2 cThe End |
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