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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described.
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$ G2 X0 l4 C! y9 Q, N# S* TThe World's Shortest Fairy Tale! X3 t/ P1 K. F S
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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl
: r7 ]9 ?+ N: ]4 Msaid:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,5 V3 _5 u3 `6 }) C/ s1 [
dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
. p9 E% z$ C/ H# a- S9 vhad to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't+ I' W2 ]- t" k8 s, u) V/ q
get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had5 I# P% a+ A- m% Q8 d. i; o
all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched3 d# i3 F6 r1 K- U3 {5 ~3 I" @% H
sports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
2 L3 `/ k y" D! c/ W- t* T( t$ z. Khigh self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
% v) I) f3 O6 I5 Y8 m' J: msweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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Now this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!& Q0 F, p3 S3 h9 A
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