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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described.
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0 P( Z7 V1 N7 M7 @8 r% nOnce upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl2 z9 Q! D! d& `/ R
said:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,
h7 t* z$ n* y% |( l( l3 Ldancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
. z+ w+ z! i$ D+ ghad to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't- e8 Q9 r d: b7 b1 s9 _( p
get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had6 }) @, c# {5 x
all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
! c- c; f3 v4 @. u, I) E l s+ _sports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had5 `. x" t0 j5 }3 `" \/ v" z
high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
H. m2 M' z3 T& s6 csweat pants and was pleasant all the time.: H& C5 b: y3 b
5 k" _: U0 m1 W+ ?7 h# QNow this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!
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