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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described.
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The World's Shortest Fairy Tale3 v: |& {! Z8 n! z) h$ x2 P/ b
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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl. y# ~3 K; t e/ }+ o
said:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,
- f$ X" y! F7 K0 q) J2 q2 edancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
: |( Z2 w f( v! d9 Mhad to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
( m# I, r6 m! o# k* n ?get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had
1 ]& b; I3 |- ~all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched* e) t' C+ k6 v- g
sports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
: I( n3 |1 z5 o' y# Zhigh self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in$ `; ?% C: Y, ^' x& d/ `
sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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Now this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!
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