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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described.
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3 @5 p! |5 l6 LThe World's Shortest Fairy Tale
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* I0 w1 o# b* r7 F8 ]* _Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl4 n! f# F& U, k& C. V, c! o2 s
said:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,
! `% g/ o7 z% Gdancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never$ Z5 `6 [, z' k& c
had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
- q; V* G, {" @ c6 f3 y) j6 Sget fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had, Q: f- @$ F5 E5 l' d
all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
& m/ K* h% \- {2 `sports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had" `/ H( C; q. T* _2 N, z! a: b) b+ j
high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
9 w' L; X" j' X! j- S! u2 P6 ysweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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Now this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!
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