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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described. . N& C8 ]( w0 E! B
8 A) x9 X) ]6 k Y, n6 gThe World's Shortest Fairy Tale
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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl/ O/ @6 J$ h9 t# x1 o1 i0 L
said:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,/ ? S- O! K3 \. b' S
dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
6 r1 s) {, e* k. o7 hhad to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
; g, H) K# d: ^get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had
! a1 W, W% [* q" I( Call the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched5 j [, k6 W9 a/ C
sports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
, h3 G+ A6 \2 K7 y) ehigh self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in V- j, G6 C3 `" W& o! |0 x5 V
sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.! `" } B4 @- q" e) f
. ]4 ?5 T( o4 X4 n* A$ GNow this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!. j' [/ o! Z( H% C0 a. J& y7 B" {
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