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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described.
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k) P8 v0 Z' m, nThe World's Shortest Fairy Tale o: I6 _4 M/ u/ \ L X7 U
. ?. t) t# S- v4 a: AOnce upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl
( p0 F5 e, c% v, t% ssaid:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,
4 D. N7 G8 R$ fdancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never6 x( s4 I2 c1 D5 x1 _9 U& d C9 n
had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
2 F3 g4 h; U4 q# a; ^1 W7 Rget fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had. Z4 d! u" E% a# i$ n
all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched" D( W, q3 y' d- J: ~
sports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had5 ?5 |) {) P# } l7 N" N7 r3 g
high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
; s! P7 l" F- v& Rsweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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Now this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!
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