Professions(18+)

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Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar talking about their professions.
* m; X& K+ K! z& E  s( FThe first guy says " I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E, you know... Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist."
) u. ^% w4 Q) N& R6 }; VThe second guy says "I'm a D.I.N.K, you know... Double Income, No Kids."
# y! x0 U- `/ ^: N0 p" L' y0 uThe third guy says, " I'm a R.U.B, you know... Rich, Urban, Biker."
" c8 J7 N+ r7 W: w" [5 ?/ vThey turn to the woman and ask her, " What are you? "
4 W$ W% V( B& O- JShe replies: " I'm a WIFE, you know...
3 D8 R0 `# I' c6 L' }! D5 m9 }Wash, Iron, 法克, Etc."

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