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2 ?9 \7 h/ Y! nWhy did God make mothers?) h+ a; P4 e6 o
/ d1 p6 [+ h! x% d; v9 j- w8 d* V0 W1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.* S) s. c1 p3 w) r! v& n2 A2 \4 r
2. Mostly to clean the house. 7 _9 w# b/ F7 w$ x' `# X; o
3. To help us out of there when we were getting born. 4 E2 d8 j% S2 x( L+ f8 l
) ~/ I# p" F% Q0 n4 kHow did God make mothers? 5 u& Y+ u# R8 c/ o: Y3 A
1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.$ Z9 g* i3 F$ Y$ _9 [6 t! g' A5 `
2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
$ S4 H/ f. L& q; [+ D3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts. , _+ z( {5 h C. K
- l- O7 L. t0 F; E- j5 mWhat ingredients are mothers made of ?
4 l! z& [$ k* L: ^* h1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.
c* }% \: y' y1 l1 Y2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think.
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3 _0 p$ a# o. y: r4 q4 YWhy did God give you your mother and not some other mom? $ a; \) ?+ i5 t; ~
1. We're related.) Y2 v8 x" E/ o" n/ {8 D& f
2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me.
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% N% }8 C( x$ K, B2 E& D) LWhat kind of little girl was your mom? # c& D$ n% M& o" G0 E- ]& n
1. My Mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.
( u" f" R* v. |1 R7 F1 y) B; E2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.
4 m0 S0 q( q5 z; D1 m6 v6 J8 Z3. They say she used to be nice.
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0 v/ k* r1 w+ g5 t; Z* RWhat did mom need to know about dad before she married him? ! L/ `0 q, }. O, D
1. His last name.
9 T7 g8 Y3 `4 i) m. V& s6 t2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?# ?& ~* N# {9 |9 M: b9 I* `; a
3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores? ; i1 W' n% R+ M
( ]2 ^2 A# x3 x2 qWhy did your mom marry your dad?
8 n: L/ H1 z$ q9 [0 M1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a lot. % G3 [" f: a6 k, J+ _2 b0 f/ X+ A
2. She got too old to do anything else with him.
. z' L) i) l: b! R, C3. My grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap on.
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Who's the boss at your house?
0 B6 ]% K! j; D0 X% O1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball. q4 D: R" ~0 f7 ~* t* f9 m
2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.3 j9 f+ w" ?% h R8 T1 a
3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.
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8 J6 [+ \7 a; C% {% V. m. aWhat's the difference between moms & dads? " E( }3 {. y5 m8 W4 h, k. k
1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work.
8 F/ u3 p# v3 c- c) u2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them., {, O& ^# q' K+ g4 ^3 x- z+ ?
3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's. - ^* M, R5 _$ L( ]6 h2 \
4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine. ( z. f% |+ h* z* z( W4 U
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What does your mom do in her spare time? / Y% S5 ~# I, W( X7 n. D
1. Mothers don't do spare time.! t9 l2 ?8 u1 _9 y) U
2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.
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8 ~/ J2 t5 o* O" L8 IWhat would it take to make your mom perfect?
, ~3 X2 f+ u5 L7 `- e9 d! G/ J: @1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.; J" F5 d) Q- P3 ]6 m
2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue. ) \8 \5 z$ L+ M4 d4 I4 c! Q
3 v8 f- e% |) f- T4 @1 YIf you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be? 0 L3 y# u; B9 U6 F% L
1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that.
N6 N, D- J, ~3 q/ z" L9 D: s2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me.
; m. h; x7 U- O% }9 x1 k) F$ X3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head.
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