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Why did God make mothers?
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3 k( o! }: K9 w! \/ m1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
/ X, E& a6 e8 p$ r/ `) k& L2. Mostly to clean the house. 9 z# `* n; f- o4 r8 L
3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.
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' |- W, C* E7 R6 [2 [& e9 JHow did God make mothers?
! Y5 U8 N0 g2 ?" Z' t# P* v; H1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.! G8 K% g4 N# ?& \$ }1 U
2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
# ? F8 x8 i3 Z- v: w6 E G3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts.
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What ingredients are mothers made of ?
" q# q0 c) @3 |/ W/ S1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.
$ q$ |" I& m' P! _, |8 Y3 Z- w2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think. 1 j% r7 o% w( @' T$ {0 }
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Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom? 8 i+ W$ {% w5 j& A" E+ w; z, I
1. We're related.; Q' n9 M' q Z# y
2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me. . Y9 k/ ^) h% i. i, C) x9 W
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What kind of little girl was your mom?
; P" [ a+ Z; D( V! N H1. My Mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff. & Z) t* ?# ^$ c# L1 a
2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.
. F5 ?) @3 {" [: p; i3. They say she used to be nice. 6 \) ^; r# X' V
5 C" H% F7 z& [/ z3 CWhat did mom need to know about dad before she married him? 5 g' C! x8 `% p4 z- x# Z( ]; w
1. His last name.- F3 `% k; Z4 w3 e# Y+ ]5 T
2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?
1 Z N. g; n) @* k' A R3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores? 3 Q) B. _& ^3 {* V' H0 y; S. S
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Why did your mom marry your dad? : I* m, i! N, v2 \% b
1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a lot. ' i- e1 {. L8 d& Y
2. She got too old to do anything else with him. " q% t' ~9 X6 P! Y: i1 t" t- V
3. My grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap on.
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Who's the boss at your house?
" ]) G# @6 r. n1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball. 4 K4 p* w% c8 `" [
2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.4 \& M& O5 `/ c+ m2 Y2 o) I
3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.
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What's the difference between moms & dads? 4 E. o- U2 s# b5 x
1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work. ' l1 ~+ ^- r! m' h
2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.
6 Z1 X$ m s/ [: t2 i$ q3 U3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's. 3 o: [* G/ y6 m, H/ [: [( |+ b+ f
4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine.
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What does your mom do in her spare time? 6 `/ M( p2 c) k, Y7 E1 p
1. Mothers don't do spare time.2 i0 d1 \$ Z7 I% W/ r
2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long. @: x8 i( f) Q! J- H
8 B% X4 U5 b+ B8 oWhat would it take to make your mom perfect?
1 z- k+ ^7 g7 w7 ?$ Y1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.$ I: l& c7 \& ?, F( ?+ ]
2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue. ) _& e0 B8 j3 O) j; N- A6 }
& \* E* X1 L- X0 K6 I/ RIf you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be? & O2 a: d3 x" e3 J% i" m
1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that.
, v3 d( h0 y% v/ r% R* T2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me.
4 p% U0 r; Q3 _% O" F9 p0 [6 X4 J3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head.
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