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Why did God make mothers?
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1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
6 W9 c I2 B4 A* l' _6 W2. Mostly to clean the house. , R" p" f2 W/ U4 K
3. To help us out of there when we were getting born. 4 v6 z M; q( Q; _2 b6 s
, s4 I9 Y' a, J; Q& |) M4 |How did God make mothers? 1 C9 O) }" s) k9 }- i
1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
" h5 a+ I# Y4 D+ `. }( A2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
4 S6 h; a% u* S- e# h; z. i- D3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts.
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3 a& F/ A" P# R. y b1 v/ qWhat ingredients are mothers made of ? F4 W9 h8 K/ e/ H6 O7 y# T4 t$ M6 S
1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.
( A- j1 D- E5 g, E2 u- u2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think. 8 q6 {3 P6 L( ?; M! E
! J7 k* f) W- p0 K) [. x) u8 hWhy did God give you your mother and not some other mom?
f( i3 _: l$ N8 r. n- \6 z1. We're related.
0 `) @/ L( A8 s: `( L+ H2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me. * C3 F& Y' o2 |2 X9 L$ Z
3 F+ {8 Y- G5 N6 OWhat kind of little girl was your mom? ( ~' l, U; E2 W" x N/ B8 a! ]3 T
1. My Mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff. 9 N# ?3 n) P) c3 t
2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy. $ R; r+ `8 k4 G8 z+ a
3. They say she used to be nice. . x/ T. P5 D: O- }2 [( j8 }
, U) F1 l- {, n/ a8 W0 kWhat did mom need to know about dad before she married him? 1 b- u. C2 Q, ?6 T6 s5 }0 i Z
1. His last name.0 M* w3 r8 s3 D* S$ j4 {
2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?
& l9 F2 x* M% G8 Y* W; X+ d3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores? ; k( |4 W p% }: F) @# a- p8 Y
. G A0 |8 A Y G, X1 D" kWhy did your mom marry your dad?
8 F& U5 S; }5 Q; N3 N* a# X1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a lot.
# \6 w1 c# Q/ S2. She got too old to do anything else with him. , X6 q" e8 ], _: z j. z
3. My grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap on. ! y" k5 L# t5 T$ x
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Who's the boss at your house?
4 V- @! i% a0 u9 ?1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball.
# ]; L( f+ h0 @# }4 D/ ^: z% Z8 i. s- m2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.
6 [& k: H8 x5 e3 @# h3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad. 5 V9 D3 w( |. x# l, p: m6 X
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What's the difference between moms & dads? 5 v& J- A. ]4 {; X
1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work. $ C# N7 d' I' M" R: Y
2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.
9 K8 W5 O) @- |+ o6 @# t0 ?3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's. ) i1 d7 d# [9 H |
4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine. / z ^4 B' k0 A1 h6 L8 u
1 Z, O2 K, R' X" b4 G) \) d% OWhat does your mom do in her spare time? 7 q) s/ W1 t0 T- _
1. Mothers don't do spare time.
! z" C3 R) E$ g# A6 o2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.
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What would it take to make your mom perfect? * [& r9 J( d/ R, ?- {1 s9 F1 B/ m
1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.
- b0 |. }. _* Y( g5 n3 }' ?2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue. 6 r" U5 o: B/ `- k6 f! Z
" X6 P7 ^$ {: F! c( Y, `) _9 BIf you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be? 0 W3 I; C: p+ ~$ C
1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that. + V- ~7 R" U# |0 n; K& |
2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me.1 s) [4 w" J- j5 F, h, p
3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head. ! h- @' e! f* t
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