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9 o, f6 w: F' NWhy did God make mothers?2 u- T( I9 P0 c' J o" o9 q8 t. q
: I$ o1 B, k3 W$ y! ~2 o3 N1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is./ `8 p0 v4 B c+ p( O
2. Mostly to clean the house.
$ g0 R: p5 f* N3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.
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3 W/ k, m, k8 W3 e8 gHow did God make mothers?
# ~6 x3 |+ ?, O( J1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
$ z- A1 g8 T4 J& \1 k2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
" ?. B6 o2 F! T8 c# m5 P$ }, t3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts.
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+ X5 J2 ^$ |' Z) Y, B1 h( r/ kWhat ingredients are mothers made of ?
2 P3 @1 b, ~3 J1 Q! I* W0 N6 K1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.
+ d2 j" [% n! X: g7 M1 m2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think.
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Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom?
- ^, h8 k! D, O. c1. We're related.
8 F" P# K& `* t& W) @ ^6 k- p2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me. ( n) \) F1 q: Y1 m* ]
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What kind of little girl was your mom?
$ e9 z/ d$ V7 _* q R/ o+ J1. My Mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.
- N7 X, x( y$ g2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy. ! v( A" p- w, L5 r
3. They say she used to be nice.
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What did mom need to know about dad before she married him? # D! T1 w3 C; M) @, y
1. His last name.
, b6 Y( I# T. d( {: h2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?, O! }$ m( ?# H; @* F% H
3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores?
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) G3 d+ `& C& C4 vWhy did your mom marry your dad? ' o7 s. ?: ^% \1 d5 D
1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a lot. , ^; O# T$ D5 L2 c h1 _9 q
2. She got too old to do anything else with him. 2 }, s: b {; h$ }
3. My grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap on.
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" _. h' O9 p4 x5 S3 U1 H/ @2 ]Who's the boss at your house? % K" d' t4 h6 K7 P% P
1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball.
! F9 Z) N/ l4 T. l2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.! Z4 A5 r* q( J' G# o! C+ I
3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.
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What's the difference between moms & dads?
6 g/ k/ W" R: e7 Q5 d/ u1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work. . N0 x f) E# w: u5 z: f
2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.# B! S k5 G* u, A t$ G$ R# D4 D
3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's.
; G: i7 u0 c9 l. Z' s$ Y- f3 S5 R4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine.
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What does your mom do in her spare time? 9 k+ X7 [: H6 p/ u$ `1 h, B9 j
1. Mothers don't do spare time.
W D$ o0 j8 Z# v+ v4 D6 @3 \4 H2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long. 0 ?' x% A4 m' j3 m _' Q* s W) }
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What would it take to make your mom perfect?
1 ?1 O3 L9 w: C( X" Q1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.9 |( Q: u) J6 U/ O
2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue. % N# l3 r; g' E
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If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be?
; b7 n7 V; y$ R' P" G9 g, O1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that.
. S1 b: T p& N. L2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me.
+ ?: r* E0 r, ^) b) y2 j3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head.
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