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Why did God make mothers?
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" k4 z! J/ g7 |9 x6 l/ n! _1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
: E+ t; H O1 u) o9 F( n& G% ?2. Mostly to clean the house.
, g/ d% x, y; q3. To help us out of there when we were getting born. 3 ]! W' u: V- H6 \* ?* b
! e4 Q- a- F+ L! A( v% pHow did God make mothers?
5 J$ B. Z9 w6 h V1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
2 U& ~3 A. |& J2 \$ \8 U0 B2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring. 9 m, F7 ? \ I/ r( \% j
3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts. ; G: M6 n$ \9 n- X: n" a
6 A; n2 J O. I+ cWhat ingredients are mothers made of ?
: }4 I5 Q$ l# z7 I. j2 E R1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.
" Y+ |8 N: h7 M1 k4 M; V+ T& ?2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think. & S4 v& A/ H. S1 t _7 B; R
& e% l* w+ |7 GWhy did God give you your mother and not some other mom?
9 G3 e* N% n% ]8 _& t3 o; N, i& S1. We're related.
2 M: I0 O, J6 ^2 Z$ H5 _+ s- G4 J2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me. 6 {1 ]% N& j% ~
# K) s0 k6 W$ d4 ]( i" O% f8 W, VWhat kind of little girl was your mom?
" U/ b; v2 g! D5 S3 s7 ^3 M/ x, S9 {1. My Mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff. 7 [7 N- g/ c3 v6 G
2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.
$ Y" t. H' ~$ S: ]% T3. They say she used to be nice. 0 _$ _7 ~4 z4 _1 b
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What did mom need to know about dad before she married him?
8 d( W2 _6 A8 K1. His last name.
% u6 X6 h/ O: z. l2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?$ [2 J0 R' z. K; b5 K% D
3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores? 6 K# \) J8 Y: W# A& N% I! }
! V+ G9 G. k7 P; V* nWhy did your mom marry your dad? 1 M5 W" ]9 m7 R Z$ p+ T/ T
1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a lot. 9 A# k5 d; O2 @1 C! r& F3 |+ I/ e
2. She got too old to do anything else with him. - O, j ?7 u7 P/ G" @
3. My grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap on.
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: P3 l- r6 E" ~- J2 XWho's the boss at your house?
" L8 V- Q9 k# k7 x# I1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball. V8 f; N8 W" z8 v7 S$ r, F
2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.! N4 L, ~0 X5 t: s7 E8 a1 r! f
3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.
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What's the difference between moms & dads?
. w2 G4 s+ a; e5 Q5 j9 \1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work.
4 s% ?4 d( A! Y$ h9 ~2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.# h) i) n, C5 Y- [# Q6 ]2 i: ]
3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's. ) c) g& n9 K- K) }9 R! N6 i3 j
4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine.
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9 `' A. ]* M7 v. G9 hWhat does your mom do in her spare time? % Q4 O9 O1 I# s& ~5 M) F
1. Mothers don't do spare time.
) w- R" m$ h0 x; c4 D" B5 K2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long. 3 z/ c3 j& |. p/ A- o% C# t' E0 R
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What would it take to make your mom perfect? : [- o# c; T: R
1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.
" A% I- }! h; S: L+ p2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue.
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If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be?
Z$ Z* M X7 W& E5 s0 \7 H8 u1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that.
+ D/ s( H) _: t+ a* Y) c& V2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me.
) a7 @( J% G0 l3 o: w1 x2 E3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head. % ~$ E6 [, y2 l- ]5 p
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