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another blonde joke arrived in my inbox. - H0 C9 v b' q; a5 X- S4 I
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A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.'
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Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?' ( w8 Z5 j6 c& U/ Z& D( a
5 c5 |# [% x% m5 Y" {: K/ Z+ p" d The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.'
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Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. & W( w' @/ X8 n5 @$ A
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She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. : u; e, `& N+ o
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! U# q+ {+ w# m, O5 J He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to % l6 V9 p% E) W' H
8 \; Z5 o5 W m$ w* H% }" Q* J Her and says,
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'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to
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Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.' ) I* z. J: j5 Q$ U3 B7 j% F
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He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a / h9 t4 U) X. D9 R$ j+ m
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Nice cup of tea, and then .....' he said with a deep sigh, 0 w4 S5 W* x" d$ B2 m" I# s
$ W5 x% a0 e- O8 F" f3 n 'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.' |
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