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another blonde joke arrived in my inbox. 9 I5 ^- `' h- [) {# ^
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A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.' ' r, |, ^8 N0 h J& i* M, D! T
; V$ F( S8 J8 z% ?* p3 L) [ Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?' ' V+ O* D! J* k! c. d
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The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.'
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Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
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; u7 a/ L5 w! d She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
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% |2 ?! R6 H5 T" e He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to 4 p1 w9 A: t# [2 i7 i2 |% G
# y6 z" x9 r5 j$ Z, D3 [' o Her and says, 3 F8 W x7 h$ z* k# P4 Z
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'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to 7 A8 x7 I; P1 B6 i; Q
3 O; m; C8 ^ N) U5 Y8 T! b6 w Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.' 9 \3 s* @2 d+ f2 Q# L y
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$ o% j m% s2 Q* |! F9 |, K2 w" q He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a 0 Z- ?$ M* r$ i) N7 `. J
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Nice cup of tea, and then .....' he said with a deep sigh, * E1 `2 }& r" `. u4 x9 X
- N" b( v, Y- \$ n6 | 'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.' |
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