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another blonde joke arrived in my inbox.
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, H- q0 s* ~0 q7 l1 H$ lA blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.'
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" R% d/ q% @6 G+ f- w8 P Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?'
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+ P; _0 n% s* d) @ The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.' + B5 [% s9 v4 Q
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Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
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She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
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6 c- Q. s& V) V+ i He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
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7 Q/ H+ x6 x' N! p0 H Her and says,
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'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to + @ i$ Y$ Y" E6 G x; @& O
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Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.' / `# D! f* m) x& m) I% Z
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He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a , p1 {! ?. Q5 M# Q6 Q/ B
3 k6 s" y+ ~# S) X" n8 o' D Nice cup of tea, and then .....' he said with a deep sigh, 7 l# L [, E# L& I0 d2 @) K# V
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