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another blonde joke arrived in my inbox. 9 }; {/ O# Z4 J6 q) {6 c' F3 c
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/ ^& V( K) h1 k5 v F' x+ VA blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.' 0 m6 e$ c/ i3 j3 W+ l' L3 k8 D
2 | M1 V- s. g3 \! K: w Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?' 7 m! K) J9 w+ g# A$ M% `: Z
/ w# N/ ?5 s1 |: N7 a The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.'
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Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
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She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
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He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
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1 d. q, R/ ?6 I+ d* n1 u- L Her and says,
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$ e% Z3 q7 g1 d. C2 ~ 'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to $ d2 Q1 P1 V/ R
; \( {+ @/ V4 t Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.' 2 q" i5 n: g* y5 A% Z+ [ k/ g( e! q
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He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a
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5 k" A- D e9 W! i$ u5 x Nice cup of tea, and then .....' he said with a deep sigh, * h, M8 i% R0 y) t. b
: ?, [9 j# N& v% }9 s 'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.' |
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