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another blonde joke arrived in my inbox.
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A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.'
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Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?'
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& L. R( I) M7 c3 y3 K The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.'
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Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
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' o. L5 G% t' x She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. 8 _5 a k$ ], Q m$ M, ]
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; N$ |) G$ e6 R7 D He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
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, D9 o" C; b( D' x n# d Her and says, + n* {5 D) s8 y' i7 ^+ ?6 p% d" F* a+ n
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'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to
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Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.' 0 K/ Z. E4 H% n7 V; l
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He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a 4 t$ h" l, C: W% {
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Nice cup of tea, and then .....' he said with a deep sigh, + S2 I% g1 L3 E* [" a) w3 S
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