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another blonde joke arrived in my inbox.
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- I# i/ e5 q/ MA blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.' 7 b U+ ^$ j* |' e# s) _
7 d O8 _9 j) x$ B: U* U! {% {& L Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?' & l5 }4 Q% ]1 J* q1 N
1 y9 _: h$ y; a+ @9 E2 H( }" J The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.'
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% A- e$ A+ x& `9 j3 N6 W Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
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8 ^5 W3 `: v# u- F2 H/ n6 Q: j She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
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He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
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Her and says, , A* _$ P5 F/ F d
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'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to
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8 k! q7 F! K5 N2 r! g3 I Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.'
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He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a
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Nice cup of tea, and then .....' he said with a deep sigh, ) d5 ]. n+ |8 L+ H
+ d7 K+ p0 G. ?( C* V 'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.' |
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