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another blonde joke arrived in my inbox. - A8 {& J! V* k" J2 t- ]! \
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, |3 `* i% ^# J6 RA blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.'
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0 Q* X. ` \5 s: ~ Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?' ( c1 ]2 r) C8 ^% O# B5 m7 a+ J
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The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.' & P+ E0 ^1 g% @- n0 l% U- B
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Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
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She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
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- U- z( l$ y4 F4 `/ x9 P! t He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to 1 P2 k# p! F# w- J
: u) g i! E6 x$ @3 C3 U Her and says, * ^2 x. n8 a$ b7 w O
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'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to
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/ X+ h$ ]9 E* r8 d& _( J( ? Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.' + d8 J. |7 _& S2 N8 e
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1 d5 f. P; q; h2 c He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a + g4 w+ t% {. |* l8 \! B* G
& O7 Y$ r. L9 I+ K Nice cup of tea, and then .....' he said with a deep sigh,
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'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.' |
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