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another blonde joke arrived in my inbox.
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" N+ T0 }* N" n! ^" xA blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.' 2 s2 j7 B( y7 z* [8 O4 R( w% X3 q- m* E
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Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?' ' o8 P K9 Q D: S
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The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.'
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# N. k# O$ l# P# U" S) j, b% B Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
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She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. & O& Y. s3 ]' ~
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9 m4 b; J" J( m9 K- r' w9 [ He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to ' u0 q# y" w$ e, V" O9 f0 K( Q
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Her and says,
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'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to
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Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.'
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He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a , O3 C- ]$ ~: H6 B4 T' A
* b' {+ ^0 y! _! G/ c Nice cup of tea, and then .....' he said with a deep sigh, $ p( k: S* b; s0 {/ s
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'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.' |
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