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another blonde joke arrived in my inbox. : g+ s2 D7 D( e6 N) z) \6 z
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A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.'
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Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?'
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7 [, k$ t' r5 a. a' C D The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.'
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Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. 0 H9 r t3 p& [
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& e; i5 D2 \" A* ?- P She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
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, N; k, n" N$ U% F He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
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( I2 v& x: w9 P. e9 Z3 ^2 } Her and says, & z% c; u# z+ E6 _# h0 n
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'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to
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Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.'
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[1 G: e; M. N0 D. d He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a : J; P F2 N" c9 f$ E
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Nice cup of tea, and then .....' he said with a deep sigh,
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'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.' |
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