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another blonde joke arrived in my inbox.
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6 t% [4 Y: F6 n: t" \4 n8 k6 lA blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.'
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Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?'
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The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.'
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Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. # l! \& O9 ]0 q) R/ w3 ?
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She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. % X/ J: l* Y. g0 f3 V, h
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2 }1 s$ @& w# J( i3 ] He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to / R: n# \9 r F
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Her and says,
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'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to
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Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.' & J2 b- M0 Q) L/ m* o3 H
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He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a
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Nice cup of tea, and then .....' he said with a deep sigh,
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