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another blonde joke arrived in my inbox.
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A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.' 1 ~! s7 n5 j+ L* e
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Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?' & u1 w% t: D0 r- ] W; X: N
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The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.' 3 b3 w9 D& \- s3 K0 z5 E+ h* L
: ~7 X1 [; E% h7 e, b Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. / `( m; u* O8 D" p. w: t3 k
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She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
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He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
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Her and says,
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'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to 8 _" [+ b+ a+ ~
, m- J. b8 @% s! d1 d Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.' 2 F! ~! n2 F4 `1 E, F/ ]
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He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a 2 @: ~' K/ U: F/ s, O$ }3 X
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Nice cup of tea, and then .....' he said with a deep sigh,
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5 @ n6 H7 G) m7 w+ |+ E 'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.' |
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