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. Q) h3 U0 W& D ^9 ?* Z‘TIME-TRAVELER’ BUSTED FOR INSIDER TRADING# w& ?2 |5 d- B p
Wednesday March 19, 2003 By CHAD KULTGEN n- B" U K; I( c: y! \) [
NEW YORK — Federal investigators have arrested an enigmatic Wall Street wiz on insider-trading
0 v# w f- ]) {charges — and incredibly, he claims to be a time-traveler from the year 2256!1 d9 K- g% D* P8 {
Sources at the Security and Exchange Commission confirm that 44-year-old Andrew Carlssin offered the
) I# z/ g5 D, E" Ibizarre explanation for his uncanny success in the stock market after being led off in handcuffs on January
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”We don’t believe this guy’s story — he’s either a lunatic or a pathological liar,” says an SEC insider.
E% S0 I4 y! ?. T3 e0 J8 |”But the fact is, with an initial investment of only $800, in two weeks’ time he had a portfolio valued at over
0 z- T; j) S" C1 F$350 million. Every trade he made capitalized on unexpected business developments, which simply can’t be
0 V7 r& O e: D' Hpure luck.
9 C' e0 H6 H( k+ o! A”The only way he could pull it off is with illegal inside information. He’s going to sit in a jail cell on Rikers
( \ o& x+ Y$ u# T0 D" p2 @Island until he agrees to give up his sources.”
3 I! @' U: H+ n& e6 sThe past year of nose-diving stock prices has left most investors crying in their beer. So when Carlssin
* w, n( G1 j0 [; W4 O. [made a flurry of 126 high-risk trades and came out the winner every time, it raised the eyebrows of Wall7 X. @7 L& ~. l- H
Street watchdogs.5 I( _1 A) l1 p' z* C' M) k
”If a company’s stock rose due to a merger or technological breakthrough that was supposed to be secret,5 @% ~; k" Z/ P; C6 X" \5 t. A
Mr. Carlssin somehow knew about it in advance,” says the SEC source close to the hush-hush, ongoing
9 o! ^6 _3 s8 Uinvestigation.! U0 `1 ?; A! ~+ @+ j
When investigators hauled Carlssin in for questioning, they got more than they bargained for: A mindboggling
8 r) e. b+ d+ L% Ufour-hour confession.
/ a" V* K( x; D" Z& t6 |Carlssin declared that he had traveled back in time from over 200 years in the future, when it is common- m1 q) s* q. B4 T( V
knowledge that our era experienced one of the worst stock plunges in history. Yet anyone armed with
: P8 ^+ i2 v( f" O2 b- ]- Mknowledge of the handful of stocks destined to go through the roof could make a fortune.) R* R9 s5 Y7 b
”It was just too tempting to resist,” Carlssin allegedly said in his videotaped confession. “I had planned to
+ o0 S' H8 K- A5 g9 a6 Z9 z1 Qmake it look natural, you know, lose a little here and there so it doesn’t look too perfect. But I just got caught' f1 k" r& Z! W- d
in the moment.”" ]* a/ ?. j5 V8 N2 \ `& I0 E
In a bid for leniency, Carlssin has reportedly offered to divulge “historical facts” such as the whereabouts of
# ~3 w2 ~0 B4 A5 u9 r* G2 ]Osama Bin Laden and a cure for AIDS.
& S$ C( J9 |5 y2 n& S( e' d6 x3 GAll he wants is to be allowed to return to the future in his “time craft.”' {) e) c) x( F) y
However, he refuses to reveal the location of the machine or discuss how it works, supposedly out of fear/ N* E, i% e) V' e: ]* T
the technology could “fall into the wrong hands.” |
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