UPGRADE FROM BOYFRIEND TO HUSBAND

yihan

Dear IT Support / Software Developer,

+ J+ ^$ T% E# @+ KLast year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower, gifts and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

4 u3 j1 N& e) \+ s+ c' }In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as Formula One 5.0, NBA 3.0 and World Cup 2.0.
/ r' V6 r  g9 x4 C7 F$ q
+ Z& M* R6 F6 I) G; ~/ r! |! YAnd now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?
9 y$ O7 c( u  J& N
Signed,
  O. z. A' n* M: K  @; nDesperate Housewife
3 V  ^% ]% r# G- B# l
1 M- z9 S& H2 m/ h; j8 j9 r******************************************************************************************************************
4 N6 L/ y  K8 Y& s' I. B# SReply:

Dear Desperate Housewife,
: n. G9 d7 y( O! |3 M* O
  M2 |: }% E. W# I2 LFirst keep in mind:
! w! H- g, I& s7 H& p1 YBoyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

* |+ R  F/ t" e  {6 ?  nTry entering the command C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0 .

If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

- Z% ]# f- e& W" J; s# sBut remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Late Night Teh Tarik 6.1.
& {- x% v7 I- _) U
6 I: p0 [  _( B& a9 TLate Night 6.1 is a very bad program that will create SnoringLoudly.wav files.

Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
% }8 S8 l9 i9 }$ U9 [" L
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.
4 A* H7 b# X; i
You might consider additional software to improve memory and
performance. I personally recommend Hot Tasty Food 3.0 and Tongkat Ali 6.9.

# h) M# m3 z  }! J. M& e& [" qGood Luck,
IT Support