UPGRADE FROM BOYFRIEND TO HUSBAND

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Dear IT Support / Software Developer,

7 N! g; h& p& E& aLast year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower, gifts and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
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( b1 \& H1 S& j* b6 A: kIn addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as Formula One 5.0, NBA 3.0 and World Cup 2.0.
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And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
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What can I do?
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Desperate Housewife
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( @" d) @5 }% p' NReply:
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Dear Desperate Housewife,

4 ^$ N/ r# P# A" A' f+ o1 mFirst keep in mind:
" ?" y; F& g7 F$ kBoyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

( u, ?' f  t1 w3 T5 N2 ]2 a" R, JTry entering the command C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0 .
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( z# w* ~: Q9 S/ h& XIf all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
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3 @# `/ U" a( }# g8 D! lBut remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Late Night Teh Tarik 6.1.

  e3 y& G1 t4 ]9 lLate Night 6.1 is a very bad program that will create SnoringLoudly.wav files.

5 ]% P% i* C- v# EWhatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.

You might consider additional software to improve memory and
' u: B! r# v) S# xperformance. I personally recommend Hot Tasty Food 3.0 and Tongkat Ali 6.9.
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Good Luck,
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