UPGRADE FROM BOYFRIEND TO HUSBAND

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Dear IT Support / Software Developer,

- N2 \1 u, m# a) S3 PLast year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower, gifts and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as Formula One 5.0, NBA 3.0 and World Cup 2.0.

& m4 I* u7 }) i0 SAnd now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

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Signed,
+ }8 Z& x% _0 d# S3 n# C% s; g0 hDesperate Housewife
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7 o, I/ J4 `; t8 A, gDear Desperate Housewife,

First keep in mind:
, ~$ H+ _1 g0 wBoyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

* c$ o0 h  @2 d! {  DTry entering the command C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0 .
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If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
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But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Late Night Teh Tarik 6.1.

! {  E- X1 n% c' @8 b' F/ I* d8 ?Late Night 6.1 is a very bad program that will create SnoringLoudly.wav files.
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" L* L% v0 |: F+ b& v  HWhatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

- |3 ~6 x+ x7 cIn summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.
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+ J" B2 F% @* `You might consider additional software to improve memory and
$ U2 U6 |* Z+ I$ K4 `+ `3 [) sperformance. I personally recommend Hot Tasty Food 3.0 and Tongkat Ali 6.9.

( J/ u6 a+ L3 e) {+ B; p) gGood Luck,
IT Support