UPGRADE FROM BOYFRIEND TO HUSBAND

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Dear IT Support / Software Developer,
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% Z# R+ I& q$ H9 g0 HLast year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower, gifts and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
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In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as Formula One 5.0, NBA 3.0 and World Cup 2.0.

; U) n6 P# I) ]$ c# V/ b; U! oAnd now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

" J6 }; E# F5 Z1 K$ \- jWhat can I do?

Signed,
. A0 P! U$ C( N+ O( h0 U* Y7 ODesperate Housewife

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/ c$ ]/ C( B+ I# dDear Desperate Housewife,
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/ L9 d7 }  D0 L" B4 M* L  UFirst keep in mind:
Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

. E, v3 C. V2 @) S7 b; A" w6 h' j' DTry entering the command C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0 .
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: K. C$ g0 U  @If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
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, B! M, C; K- h" d) b, zBut remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Late Night Teh Tarik 6.1.

Late Night 6.1 is a very bad program that will create SnoringLoudly.wav files.
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7 o8 }9 p" I3 ?. {5 n* g* {Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.

You might consider additional software to improve memory and
5 S% G- ]; B5 \; v/ Z' i1 Operformance. I personally recommend Hot Tasty Food 3.0 and Tongkat Ali 6.9.
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Good Luck,
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