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pick the words and write the sentence down% C/ d3 G$ I: q7 w' y
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mine's I sang to myself because I'm cool like that
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the month u were born in:: y# J2 g; i) S9 v5 B
January--I kicked" d" [% p$ j: ?% \
February--I loved' j/ s; R' I. o6 y( a
March--I smoked
& Q7 p- B" b' r5 e' |7 EApril- -I dry humped+ X, @4 X' a" a8 p& y4 q
May--I choked on
`* S4 g: _. v1 \) ^June--I murdered, d- P% _. D- ]9 n/ f' S( K$ Z7 S
July--I did the Macarena with
3 O7 A! _, q8 ?. A& ~August--I had lunch with! ^/ U' y7 z! P$ P' r9 q4 D# a& Q4 G) j
September--I danced with
7 y1 O d2 s& U4 UOctober--I sang to
" ~5 d$ }, C" y% V0 F3 PNovember--I yelled at( H: f. ]1 \4 m! @
December--I ran over
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. @- x' T6 ^+ D/ W/ F$ f/ @: k# ~' Sthe date u were born in:/ R. I: r! T" M* \5 m9 a
1-------a birdbath
3 ?6 G! g% R9 N5 L6 P% d" n2-------a monster
9 F0 N- F5 p, D y$ E) ^0 x$ ?% g3-------a phone, G9 A. d ~- X/ \( `. t4 f
4-------a fork3 c. t2 ^7 H$ B
5-------a Mexican
. c8 `/ Y# x6 Z. ?; M6-------a gangster
, e& |3 F) M8 C7-------my cell phone3 ~& P) I! o" o' F4 f, W1 @6 n* m
8-------my dog
! P5 i$ ?* Q! t& p3 F3 s' o6 j9-------my best friends' boyfriend2 S# W2 |2 e7 U8 C8 N
10-------my neighbour
4 j$ _1 y. |, v% M& O# s: A11-------my science teacher* A; [5 G( T; X7 U( l7 v; ]
12-------a banana
) o/ ^; D7 C# h- s13-------a fireman" s, ~6 |2 w0 D$ [/ O* _8 b' N
14-------a stuffed animal
+ j/ `5 g) u1 ~7 ]. G15-------a goat
7 q3 q4 c3 v z2 g, r8 _16-------a pickle
: ]" ?4 y: @' t( A17-------your mom
& J; H3 o9 H9 u/ L2 b" |18-------a spoon
( W, W% I9 r7 u" o4 M6 \( e$ ?. V19-------myself8 ?9 f( n1 m; |& t' Y4 s" M8 A
20-------a baseball bat
, _' o- L7 w4 i21-------a ninja5 U1 n `) @4 p% r$ ~
22------- Chuck Norris
& o7 {; @2 P: S: ?# |! V23-------a noodle
' ?- _" M4 t! t1 @24-------a squirrel
4 h4 M2 r/ N/ o* g1 D25-------a football player+ x- i2 u' x: w/ b
26-------my sister
6 ~1 J# }5 x1 g/ x27-------my brother
) ^3 S' |- I) h$ b3 E28-------an ipod
7 ~* W! T) U; h. ?% d29-------a permanent marker: _3 o& G7 K: v* h8 W
30-------a llama
& x2 ^# t7 S- E7 q2 B3 z31-------A homeless guy0 [9 g3 b R& c& ]. A
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the color ur wearing:. [5 ?" z/ G% u; o& d
White----------because I'm cool like that
2 s u1 O- Q9 Y! h' ~Black-----------because that's how I roll.
( q4 ]3 U6 c" F! A. ~# M- DPink------------because I'm NOT a homosexual.
. B) `0 m4 z! G+ i tRed------------because the voices told me to.7 e/ u9 F& B+ |
Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want* H: y; h5 x8 a- v$ }
Green---------because I hate myself.4 F1 w- }+ w+ A
Purple---------because I'm cool.# y" h; _6 ]- x
Grey----------because I was drunk
+ m$ x0 i( w/ Q( i6 H j- Q3 IYellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
% b# x$ M# F7 i: }8 m$ gOrange-------because I hate my family.
4 E X0 N, s# _+ W5 v& P) IBrown--------because I was high.$ ~) H1 F( b* a4 E" W9 M; e( O: {
Other-------because I'm a ninja.
_; G3 a% m4 S( c$ w5 iNone--------because I cant control myself |
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