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发表于 2004-12-5 23:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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发布日期:2004-12-2 我来说两句 信息来源:沪江英语 
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0 |1 Y: X' ?  M  \" UMoney is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
4 W. d& [% C$ Z9 `  F) n钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. 1 T5 k- }& s% M1 P
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One should love animals. They are so tasty.
0 s. D6 S2 o% O! t2 w每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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5 x# R/ M; j( k# M/ e7 ?$ d  ^Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught. 7 Q; u( i/ S' P( C
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. 3 F2 r9 S5 }; e3 T- s! j$ l
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
& n) y3 m$ ^3 d0 Q  T每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。 - q- }2 L; L5 H; A" C' y
  
1 Y) s- M3 f& U' g" F; j& EEvery man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. - H. R, B9 L) B! W
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
/ G, _1 J; B5 ?# W9 {+ V. E% Z$ A成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系). 0 w# z1 d' _* F" _3 h2 G
  
' t3 f# x+ M+ y9 ]+ l# t( v: lNever put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. 6 z' N$ A2 W% y
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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0 A% e  e# y& t+ tLove is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
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0 {, e! }* h! a8 T. j& p  X! fChildren in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
9 m) B9 C7 ]/ G# F0 }后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
' e6 m; @9 E9 E. F; X' c"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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; \7 R' @- C' d& v, G4 }There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. ) c# X9 r7 n; ]; g. I+ S7 A8 @
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来. 1 l5 B, `0 U8 s# |. A; }" e
  
9 D+ Y% y% v- }1 Z+ K; S" b"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
% V( c+ O' X! X4 Y" g8 [/ K努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明. . ~) J. x  a- q; a- Y5 u
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"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! " 4 G2 X# o+ C$ w) ~
工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作. 6 `' z+ f2 N2 |5 s" O  l% v7 H
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
2 \- T% M% q8 g% R( W: C8 K& X神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。 ( ^1 ], }6 W$ m: m. T/ T
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When two‘s company, three‘s the result! 4 X% e; J/ D# z# \4 }& v* m
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是! % C2 L2 ]- d) i' x
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
  _( w! K% P# {" G* ^6 P- o服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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! i$ |( J6 H* c( pThe more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn. 8 N5 `0 n+ _  c( f0 b
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少, 为什么学来着?
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