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朝阳

不可不读的绝对经典英文广告

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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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$ ]  L0 E8 f5 A  O  `One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
　　
Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
. j8 L8 V/ W% ~每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
　　
& ^0 l) P+ \, h+ FEvery man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
　　
" `# ~, d& [: f& n' Q9 ~! u' }: sThe wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
, e( I0 V3 j! D0 {$ Q  e5 R) W2 l成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
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6 D2 e1 c6 `8 o: MNever put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
3 N7 o& o# o; @* }: v- k4 U4 J不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
! _  B2 h* R) w: ~6 d爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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8 G% t9 D! y; ?0 JChildren in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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5 U9 G% q( U* d0 Q4 D"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
: ]7 H. }! G7 z3 t9 d4 q8 S"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
　　
There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
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"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
9 ~6 C' D8 H# o* j6 k: f努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
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& \7 z: M- ^* N" f"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
' k  s/ m) G2 a' e8 j) m工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
　　
* z  a6 p2 ~% y$ R2 M: z2 MGod made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
5 `  `1 Y* I# B( x3 t" T4 ^% d" z+ r神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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8 r1 p1 C9 l4 f+ z2 ^9 V3 BWhen two‘s company, three‘s the result!
  e  F( n1 D; x5 G两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
　　
A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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阿莉

够经典！精练又幽默。