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朝阳

不可不读的绝对经典英文广告

, b( d( R8 V. T发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
  

Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
　　
One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
1 {+ ~5 H3 S7 R7 H$ `7 T# f; {要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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  _  W, ^% z6 E" t. n2 X& d7 eBehind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
+ L% h0 F( i' A: W, e/ T% p每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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& ?7 j' k# ~. Q$ K* ]Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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2 u6 I4 r3 E# N& k' uThe wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
! V1 I5 @7 m, @1 Q- i% @# K0 n" ?聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
" u5 s4 l/ [) u! j: b成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
　　
/ Y) Q" w& ~8 gNever put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
, b1 Z# @1 K. Q* I1 J# T8 x/ `6 @8 V不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
　　
5 G; z' ^0 V. o  `. qLove is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
- w$ [/ r6 X1 `2 [% j0 o# w" D爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
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0 t7 s6 P/ L0 P0 G+ p" U1 L, u2 O$ H"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
　　
There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
　　
"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
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* C8 N! X! K# Q"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
" E: `) h& S5 q8 F工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
4 ]* T& B/ F4 F8 e两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
　　
A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
. W& J) Y* F+ c4 D9 u' j服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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阿莉

够经典！精练又幽默。