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這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人Andy Rooney對 40歲以上的女人的看法:
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0 s$ T8 m2 X7 G* L; \0 R5 y; L; GAs I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all.) {8 I0 I3 \3 v& n4 y
隨著年齡增長, 我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人
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Here are just a few reasons why:' F" S$ G" }* a: Q
為什麼呢?/ w3 v' f) a$ W+ k8 D/ Q1 P
1 o- }8 h2 l* q ]A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask,
7 P k/ h( c* ^; C8 N& `' X40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒, 然後問你:
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"What are you thinking?
( f; e6 [: B( x* [9 h你在想什麼?
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She doesn't care what you think.
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9 _& Z# g3 L$ B* qIf a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game,& a/ S' H) S, O: d9 |0 b
40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽6 c( ?0 B, c3 a2 T
: p; n3 m- C7 Ashe doesn't sit around whining about it." U2 O0 b9 Q( _! r! H
她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西, ]/ a& A4 N5 t+ e
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She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.
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Women over 40 are dignified.$ u4 ^, \ ?. R
40歲以上的女人穩重自持) \, u4 w c- J3 J. l. a
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不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡
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1 {- r" t* _+ A$ W7 tor in the middle of an expensive restaurant.% n- ^$ [) I' X+ r
跟你大呼小叫7 J2 C! F" o" W' Q
8 j2 V3 }0 z F4 ^4 {) T; b9 {Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you$ p [, U$ z E6 k7 D
當然，如果你罪有應得，她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地
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If they think they can get away with it.* |3 p* r7 |2 y& x* S7 J
一槍把你給斃了。8 f1 P3 U( o* C: `; p* V& u
3 z7 g/ _3 Z e+ E5 e: QOlder women are generous with praise, often undeserved.1 z7 d) w$ B1 z/ V) u& }
熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸)
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* Q( m& F2 O0 u3 n% n* yThey know what it's like to be unappreciated.1 w }9 d, F3 Q; F. t7 f
因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味: [7 ^: i: I3 j" G* r2 b
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Women get psychic as they age.
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2 P$ q1 T6 K9 P2 H2 ?) [5 bYou never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.
( C, A& L" _- I. H- H你永遠不需要向40 歲以上的女人懺悔
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Once you get past a wrinkle or two,
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- [4 F4 t: c: na woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
. W* D U) A: E3 {' I40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感1 k/ |( N) T5 w. s
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Older women are forthright and honest.& F# f, b3 [& f" g3 P% }
熟女直接又誠實7 ?0 T- A7 O" p3 c( x
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They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one.
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" v$ ^; z) G$ E6 Y4 j' WYou don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
2 r" [% t7 Z7 v" [) a你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意
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) A# j. E4 }1 G4 Y: H1 GYes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.
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Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal.7 T7 _4 Q3 l6 Q$ Y+ d& a
40歲以上的男人呢?
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. { e7 d+ R% R$ e# AFor every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40,. i* l0 X3 a% s) n8 y$ A$ q, B
相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人
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there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants9 r3 K# F" o# c8 ~2 c
就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男
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making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress.
2 O% q; z1 ?0 W* U% l# V厚臉皮地跟小他20歲的美眉調情
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Ladies, I apologize.
3 k {) u! f1 [# P* X X女士們，請容許我在這兒
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For all those men who say,
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"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
7 r9 [2 o* e+ S) v) s# b9 |那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人
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& f# B) j3 R0 a% lhere's an update for you./ s! o" u. t% B9 a
實在是太搞不清楚狀況了
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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage.# E3 Q" _9 b$ I Z. l
今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚, _% B0 t L0 u3 O
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage# p. M' _$ p% G2 e4 I- ~+ {
因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬! |
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发表于 2007-7-31 14:06
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发表于 2007-7-31 22:35
问题是有的香肠根本不值得你买回整只猪.
