40歲以上的女人是珍寶‎

satouyuri

這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人Andy Rooney對 40歲以上的女人的看法:
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As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all.
隨著年齡增長, 我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人

9 \# e+ W  ~2 K' X, Q8 PHere are just a few reasons why:
為什麼呢?
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) F! _' x' `- T+ v  Q' E1 ~A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask,
  r' {/ K9 V; m% @( d2 u" |40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒, 然後問你:
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"What are you thinking?
你在想什麼?

She doesn't care what you think.
她才不在乎你在想什麼。

If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game,
40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽

she doesn't sit around whining about it.
她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西

She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.
她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情
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0 X1 c2 O% n  i' bWomen over 40 are dignified.
40歲以上的女人穩重自持

They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera
不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡

or in the middle of an expensive restaurant.
9 \$ Q$ V+ h7 w6 [跟你大呼小叫
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. O) }7 S% e) d  EOf course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you
( R4 u5 q: q2 t# Z" p當然，如果你罪有應得，她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地
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- \# x# C5 u# L3 G$ [If they think they can get away with it.
) E1 I7 `% y: ?' A  f6 l1 b  i4 v8 ~2 b一槍把你給斃了。

4 _- T0 U# z  u+ TOlder women are generous with praise, often  undeserved.
熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸)

% o8 G* s7 D' tThey know what it's like to be unappreciated.
因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味

* n" V4 n% ~$ x% ~Women get psychic as they age.
4 \! f3 F1 n1 d$ ^% Y9 A女人越老越通靈

You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.
0 {) B& Y0 e# W. K, g你永遠不需要向40 歲以上的女人懺悔

6 O& x- ?- |2 z& E' TOnce you get past a wrinkle or two,
. ]2 [+ S9 `+ z' W4 I- c只要能夠對皺紋視而不見
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. F1 m' L/ E% H- i$ aa woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感
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# p" |+ h8 a: F8 W  _Older women are forthright and honest.
/ n. a( L8 v, k* H熟女直接又誠實

# k- r6 W2 v  pThey'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one.
) l: A( V' E# \6 }8 T) p如果你是蠢蛋 她們會馬上叫你滾蛋

You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
( H& y7 s* X" ?4 `" B! k4 @! x: @你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意

5 [+ K, m5 Y2 P- oYes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.
- F% d4 {1 v1 j6 q6 `& ]. v40歲以上的女人有很多優點

4 z* J: \: y1 @0 vUnfortunately, it's not reciprocal.
" t. b/ j4 b- a, `- q40歲以上的男人呢?

For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40,
- z+ c' G) _$ w# X% f. L相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人
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there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants
3 _# z" t1 I  ~0 g' c$ s就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男

$ e+ l( G2 H3 D7 Rmaking a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress.
$ r% d0 P. x; v& N/ j! G厚臉皮地跟小他20歲的美眉調情

4 v9 ~  a/ z" h* \Ladies, I apologize.
女士們，請容許我在這兒
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5 o2 v  l& ?( s* `$ x$ hFor all those men who say,
, R9 I% F! x5 W幫妳們說句公道話:

"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
% T! p7 u6 V% W8 ?0 e# x9 J1 w8 z那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人
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( P  d; P5 K4 ~1 M% G. g# chere's an update for you.
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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage.
今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚
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Why?
# }0 j7 ?1 a8 G0 g3 B; X+ \為什麼呢 ?
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" o. a4 x5 V1 R* TBecause women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage
/ C+ D0 {2 \' n因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬!

嗡嗡

哈哈，好！！！
$ I' x0 b- p! v8 e# `. ^喜欢这句：不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬! 其实不是40岁以后才明白，30岁以后就明白了
不明白，我们50岁的就怎样了？

海鸥飞处

挺好挺好。
8 T/ p* F" i3 u! b3 x20多岁时害怕30岁到来，后来听说30女人一枝花，遂释然~~
) a  F' p* }4 \30了又担心40岁像豆腐渣，看了此文，嘿嘿~~

westjh

原帖由 海鸥飞处 于 2007-7-31 15:44 发表
挺好挺好。
20多岁时害怕30岁到来，后来听说30女人一枝花，遂释然~~
8 Q9 Z  c  {% t0 V30了又担心40岁像豆腐渣，看了此文，嘿嘿~~

至少咱现在不是豆腐渣，哈哈...

三思

表夸我鸟..

可果美

原帖由 嗡嗡 于 2007-7-31 15:30 发表
1 T' C7 y9 E! y. ^1 w& Y2 P哈哈，好！！！
喜欢这句：不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬! 其实不是40岁以后才明白，30岁以后就明白了
不明白，我们50岁的就怎样了？

2 h$ t: }3 ?5 ? 问题是有的香肠根本不值得你买回整只猪.

蓝玫瑰

不管多大年纪，我觉得保持一颗不老的心最重要。

elitee

kingsnake

請 40 嵗的女人報上名來，我要尋寳了。
哈哈，太珍寳的我就不要了。