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這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人Andy Rooney對 40歲以上的女人的看法: T" X9 Y+ I/ g% e
/ k' n, Y3 u4 |( g& o/ e9 w' rAs I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all.: C8 T( H8 l1 r; |' s- N; m
隨著年齡增長, 我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人
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& _/ a& c) p6 `Here are just a few reasons why:
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A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask,
. }. f3 e1 G6 Z40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒, 然後問你:8 F; {3 g% a0 ]3 A/ i9 t
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"What are you thinking?/ i- O. N0 G# ^1 }% e) j
你在想什麼?) P6 I6 W' S4 }, N
8 Y& x3 J9 w5 z) ZShe doesn't care what you think.
* t. n& D1 N+ \- b7 r她才不在乎你在想什麼。
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8 [7 M" D! O( e, ^0 ?If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game,& j% G1 Z) N! J+ X, X9 |& Q! @* V+ H
40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽
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3 k: d8 _; f) y9 Oshe doesn't sit around whining about it.+ T; e1 |, d. D& \: h
她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西
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She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.
& }# J4 x2 d8 n7 S她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情
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?1 B+ Z$ S( Y8 kWomen over 40 are dignified.! W) d, a0 e$ G, s6 d' @9 y
40歲以上的女人穩重自持" @: P& N# m, R5 E8 m
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They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera$ ~# w/ E8 a# f% ?, Y* Z3 B8 l' x
不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡* ?* E4 Y3 ^. [+ ] J8 Y+ {! j
& E$ K6 p) q- ^5 @or in the middle of an expensive restaurant.
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7 C z1 t B, h) o0 iOf course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you8 P4 q# B8 ?, }& P! Y
當然，如果你罪有應得，她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地
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2 Q7 I& ]* R. R4 N/ c( mIf they think they can get away with it.
$ n7 Q3 P& y* \) s一槍把你給斃了。
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6 N6 o Y; _! R( f& `Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved.
* c+ |! ^( S4 K熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸)1 g' V' n6 P" K+ i$ j& {* ]# @2 {$ D
2 q, u- \7 G8 E7 _% ]/ V6 y/ NThey know what it's like to be unappreciated.1 j- u5 `0 S1 U+ l4 A f5 ~
因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味
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8 L) f* q2 m3 e- VWomen get psychic as they age.* Z9 I4 }$ m4 S' F! n J
女人越老越通靈
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40., Y8 E) A1 _/ n% S& N
你永遠不需要向40 歲以上的女人懺悔' S. c! W& T. B2 v5 M7 f
( p8 P5 J; T" k3 s/ ~% DOnce you get past a wrinkle or two,# s$ ^; n& L) Z7 b7 P7 ~
只要能夠對皺紋視而不見# `: g2 z; w: \' M! I8 R
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a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.) E b0 g1 @8 ?
40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感
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( V: q9 M" s. J* p& @: r& iOlder women are forthright and honest.' J C7 l6 m- n3 `) X) H
熟女直接又誠實
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They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one.$ V( s; ^$ n* _2 R8 K+ q
如果你是蠢蛋 她們會馬上叫你滾蛋: J4 k7 i+ e6 v; y2 m3 x2 `
$ [# l, F5 }8 E: E9 IYou don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
- p4 i+ _7 v8 u2 Q, h6 T; i你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意
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, Y9 M6 m; d8 s \. {+ FYes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.% l3 k: p2 E3 Y7 b! E) Z6 E' y0 W* V
40歲以上的女人有很多優點
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3 s% i& a2 Y/ I8 VUnfortunately, it's not reciprocal.5 m; G. F' F5 R1 v
40歲以上的男人呢?; o0 N" r W) M' o
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For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40,
3 q1 u) M2 O+ K相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人# e6 O; K1 X: j4 i
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there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants% i8 f g( p/ s: |. P3 x( \
就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男4 ]8 Y% E& a m5 S7 X
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making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress.
4 |/ S! N- \) K5 d厚臉皮地跟小他20歲的美眉調情
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1 C/ W5 k D, V' z4 _Ladies, I apologize.+ b0 J+ w0 a+ ? ~
女士們，請容許我在這兒
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For all those men who say,
3 M) P+ x: c/ C/ d) g2 I5 f幫妳們說句公道話:9 V) K( Y- t0 L* C2 _0 ^3 D& R
/ p. B! ^* f; H2 y, H2 g( n"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?0 ~$ C2 ^. m: \
那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人
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here's an update for you.
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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage.1 Z3 e6 d6 S* N6 q
今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚
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Why?
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9 A$ H% f# U7 v1 h4 p, u6 JBecause women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage n2 j/ j' F) ~" h# p9 }4 j( x
因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬! |
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发表于 2007-7-31 14:06
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发表于 2007-7-31 22:35
问题是有的香肠根本不值得你买回整只猪.
