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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN BRITISH COLUMBIA' g8 I' k: C8 z' {
9 U8 Y* \, m& d2 ^8 M1. Vancouver: 1.5 million people and two bridges. You do the math. , c Q4 w; w! X2 v
2. Your $400,000 Vancouver home is just 5 hours from downtown. 1 \' B4 O7 N5 r: E$ B) |
3. You can throw a rock and hit three Starbucks locations. . ^) }6 Z: G* \2 M$ e+ P
4. There's always some sort of deforestation protest going on.
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% e! ? x- A; {/ j" a/ jTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ALBERTA ) k+ y0 Z/ Q1 G' Y4 j6 w
$ ^8 V T" Q* a9 J# v# p1. Big rock between you and B.C.
! q/ h7 ^5 T# K! R I/ z0 i2. Ottawa who?! U5 d7 B4 R$ @7 }( @ e: _4 B
3. Tax is 6% instead of approximately 20% as it is for the rest of the country.
7 p; w1 ^$ a7 {8 H4. You can exploit almost any natural resource you can think of.
% a8 z- K% B+ H+ a7 E- N5. You live in the only province that could actually afford to be its own country.
3 Y/ E! n% m3 o3 a+ L6 Y6. The Americans below you are all in anti-government militia groups.
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN SASKATCHEWAN
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3 p1 y, e7 P- J' d, i. n' A1. You never run out of wheat.
8 H& A' Z( i9 m) o2. Your province is really easy to draw. % T/ P, ~- i2 O) ?, [2 Q7 G, R
3. You can watch the dog run away from home for hours. ) L- B: b1 v8 F! z7 C o
4. People will assume you live on a farm.
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) s1 W! K* C R( sTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN MANITOBA
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; {+ x0 D1 J0 Y9 _7 ?$ |' V1. You wake up one morning to find that you suddenly have a beachfront property.
6 ~; k" S6 n( u3 y5 @2. Hundreds of huge, horribly frigid lakes.
2 T( c* z4 F3 A% e `* M% R) B! p3. Nothing compares to a wicked Winnipeg winter. ; c8 Y' K! U, e5 e3 H6 q
4. You can be an Easterner or a Westerner depending on your mood.
! H+ M$ v* u7 t' |! p* Y' b5. You can pass the time watching trucks and barns float by.
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0 n( m+ f; O6 q; X1 `% E" ]9 jTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ONTARIO 7 u* H5 o. R) w1 e3 s
4 ?' V* g- |) B1. You live in the centre of the universe. # W0 }% @! q1 q5 z
2. Your $400,000 Toronto home is actually a dump. . O5 s: m# e: C0 Z
3. You and you alone decide who will win the federal election.
, s6 { w4 E) m" Q4 F2 {0 F4. The only province with hard-core American-style crime.
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9 T0 A4 v) B$ ?- q- X) bTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN QUEBEC
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& K, N! ]2 j5 D1. Racism is socially acceptable 2 J, a4 O2 X& w& O% k
2. You can take bets with your friends on which English neighbour will move out next.
% j3 w0 k: N9 Z4 E, `3. Other provinces basically bribe you to stay in Canada.
, @$ ]" x' n! W$ s, a& z4. You can blame all your problems on the "Anglo *
0 j; b0 x0 N. Z5 _! u8 Y5 JTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK
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4 Q z: [+ x1 r+ n; `TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK # V4 B' D1 k2 ?( Z4 F9 P
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1. One way or another, the government gets 98% of your income.
# V# p& | D% O+ [+ @2. You're poor, but not as poor as the Newfies.
: q4 Y/ Y( f( q8 V, \3. No one ever blames anything on New Brunswick
+ v' _$ M) V I: {2 U9 n& D g4. Everybody has a grandfather who runs a lighthouse. 7 x }+ a4 ~' z. ]) k. _* M5 Q
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3 u2 e& L; V8 v! k- lTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NOVA SCOTIA 0 ?4 c7 y+ U2 S" ~
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1. Everyone can play the fiddle. The ones who can't, think they can. 4 \2 N- a$ f9 H+ S1 B4 F
2. You can pretend to have Scottish heritage as an excuse to get drunk and wear a kilt. + {" y" `3 Q6 l
3. You are the only reason Anne Murray makes money.
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7 P' r+ ^2 ~, a1 c3 XTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN PRINCE EDWARD ISLAND
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# W5 V# V2 @, o/ z7 f `% f+ a$ l1. Even though more people live on Vancouver Island, you still got the big, new bridge. 1 C1 d, l9 v, p, n
2. You can walk across the province in half an hour. o+ h0 S3 {2 \, m: A: |0 N0 z
3. You can drive across the province in two minutes.
4 Z2 m( D$ s0 a& m+ z; h4. Everyone has been an extra on "Road to Avonlea."
! a4 L+ |1 G( [! t) ^5. This is where all those tiny, red potatoes come from. 5 @7 Q; E' M7 J2 h# R+ h
6. You can confuse ships by turning your porch lights on and off at night.
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEWFOUNDLAND
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' o8 L' }: A$ j" Q3 y5 S3 P1. If Quebec separates, you will float off to sea.
9 ` L" p( z+ S6 S6 C9 p, t2. If you do something stupid, you have a built-in excuse.
% @$ {! o H( e8 Z @5 L3. The workday is about two hours long.
' r! b! Z e R& ~8 _8 j5 n4. It is socially acceptable to wear your hip waders to your wedding |
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