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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN BRITISH COLUMBIA: R: t9 f0 ?* S2 c. n! E8 O
% X' S3 F4 V# Z: B' Z1. Vancouver: 1.5 million people and two bridges. You do the math.
2 ?; g5 y1 W+ T3 L( V/ h# L' W2. Your $400,000 Vancouver home is just 5 hours from downtown.
% e t1 |! z1 y1 V3. You can throw a rock and hit three Starbucks locations. 6 Q8 w" S- W1 h5 G
4. There's always some sort of deforestation protest going on.
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ALBERTA - m- ~6 R8 Y1 a" T, ~7 k
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1. Big rock between you and B.C.
# U8 d+ s. }- R7 \7 n* l8 r, R4 r0 w2. Ottawa who?9 j8 S! h$ }! J$ u2 E4 h3 L
3. Tax is 6% instead of approximately 20% as it is for the rest of the country.
1 Y, O3 O% Q: S' Y- l: d( o) A4. You can exploit almost any natural resource you can think of. - x# [5 z. C$ P' z: l
5. You live in the only province that could actually afford to be its own country.
' u9 H8 u% C# n! b9 R0 R6. The Americans below you are all in anti-government militia groups. 1 \6 B- ^+ w( \) r
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN SASKATCHEWAN
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* ?/ q! y; {1 G: F9 L7 {1. You never run out of wheat. , _* V+ g1 F" R) e2 a3 ^+ ^; _0 z
2. Your province is really easy to draw.
8 p5 ~5 ]* k9 C1 u3. You can watch the dog run away from home for hours. 0 z |5 _; D, j, k3 m! a8 o
4. People will assume you live on a farm.
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN MANITOBA
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/ S: [# f# n. q: Z; n1. You wake up one morning to find that you suddenly have a beachfront property. $ V3 `7 |) S9 E
2. Hundreds of huge, horribly frigid lakes.
; c+ F9 v5 O$ u$ z! P: b3. Nothing compares to a wicked Winnipeg winter.
4 d( X* A; N$ Z# Q4. You can be an Easterner or a Westerner depending on your mood.
; O; e0 o( d0 t) \4 w: I) c# A5. You can pass the time watching trucks and barns float by.
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$ k I. J; \: u. JTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ONTARIO 8 ^) r# B1 K% U1 f M, F8 k7 @7 W
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1. You live in the centre of the universe.
1 Q* l( f+ v7 t9 I* Y2 D1 G k2. Your $400,000 Toronto home is actually a dump.
) r0 b O! L$ H1 x$ x# \$ R3. You and you alone decide who will win the federal election.
9 a9 k5 ~$ Q/ ^9 p7 x+ Z4. The only province with hard-core American-style crime.
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3 v% n& J2 g: j" M0 J3 cTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN QUEBEC 0 U; T. \3 E0 q# S( q
( S* V9 Y. d! c" I( p" b s1. Racism is socially acceptable
9 A- v" {4 q7 x' C1 I5 z2. You can take bets with your friends on which English neighbour will move out next.
0 q6 o0 U/ x4 H- H' \' T$ r3. Other provinces basically bribe you to stay in Canada. " u! s* {0 i( U! N" E4 x
4. You can blame all your problems on the "Anglo *
) D3 ?; z4 N/ X! _+ ]4 k5 I/ T+ F1 WTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK
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2 Z$ c: g5 S6 j8 _+ U7 ?8 TTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK 4 i& E, f) T7 A1 G. V6 P$ H& A9 u
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1. One way or another, the government gets 98% of your income. Z+ W! I& C p. ^7 S: k
2. You're poor, but not as poor as the Newfies. $ }" F4 G8 c5 I+ n' C8 x m
3. No one ever blames anything on New Brunswick ) A' g, i' x, ~; }3 [. _
4. Everybody has a grandfather who runs a lighthouse. . o, t, M4 E9 |6 Z* t$ n3 G1 F
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! l& t# M/ y1 k' K) OTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NOVA SCOTIA
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1. Everyone can play the fiddle. The ones who can't, think they can. # j$ _3 \0 o7 O( R$ c/ L7 T
2. You can pretend to have Scottish heritage as an excuse to get drunk and wear a kilt. 1 {9 I' v0 `& b8 P
3. You are the only reason Anne Murray makes money. 9 ?* B7 H: m& e) k. n. x
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7 F5 y' p; Z4 B. v& S$ p# aTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN PRINCE EDWARD ISLAND 6 o2 v' v( I2 e5 i" V6 i4 a
$ U. T- i B' S: s1 }: O1. Even though more people live on Vancouver Island, you still got the big, new bridge.
5 T, P* @, q- S2. You can walk across the province in half an hour.
- \6 D- s* g1 g& c: B. B3. You can drive across the province in two minutes.
7 j. ?+ h5 T1 R7 b- R4. Everyone has been an extra on "Road to Avonlea." - W$ R" Q, k/ F: L5 O( w& y) ^
5. This is where all those tiny, red potatoes come from. ) g1 F5 O' V+ X# m8 _- j, w
6. You can confuse ships by turning your porch lights on and off at night. 4 Y: E9 c: K! m1 N3 X* a J* _" f
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEWFOUNDLAND
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1. If Quebec separates, you will float off to sea.
# x# T3 n( A0 s; F1 Q6 t2 y2. If you do something stupid, you have a built-in excuse. 1 \# [) K7 d* z Y; x
3. The workday is about two hours long. . f" j! Q6 Y; y6 i3 I+ n
4. It is socially acceptable to wear your hip waders to your wedding |
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