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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN BRITISH COLUMBIA* [7 a: H; y6 Y! I
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1. Vancouver: 1.5 million people and two bridges. You do the math. 4 n9 I) a1 F8 Z
2. Your $400,000 Vancouver home is just 5 hours from downtown.
. j- j+ V% z% i7 d3. You can throw a rock and hit three Starbucks locations. O+ @2 t9 t% g8 R5 r/ s0 P
4. There's always some sort of deforestation protest going on.
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ALBERTA . N% {; C& _4 I: g
+ ~4 @: p( y/ k4 P0 H* r' |1. Big rock between you and B.C. 0 n% ^8 u: j" m
2. Ottawa who?
2 c) x) @: h |7 H0 R% g3. Tax is 6% instead of approximately 20% as it is for the rest of the country. 4 U# D$ r8 V4 _6 u: E
4. You can exploit almost any natural resource you can think of. 6 H4 d& V, h1 Z; @* c7 k2 H: M
5. You live in the only province that could actually afford to be its own country.
; x" i' ^! d& T/ W' n! V2 R. W. L6. The Americans below you are all in anti-government militia groups. 6 @. {. ^1 r. Q0 w
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0 o; g* C/ d* L6 PTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN SASKATCHEWAN
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1 Q: ]( V( n n" W1. You never run out of wheat. ) X. n/ ^9 J( d- t0 G
2. Your province is really easy to draw.
% y2 Z5 a4 {8 G, \3. You can watch the dog run away from home for hours. * j: X. q5 h8 i: b2 x4 Y
4. People will assume you live on a farm.
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, c3 e. u E- r dTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN MANITOBA ( J" M0 o! k5 t
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1. You wake up one morning to find that you suddenly have a beachfront property. ( E! G- k/ `7 }% b) f3 i# j
2. Hundreds of huge, horribly frigid lakes. # U$ l! H& f5 i' h7 q0 B
3. Nothing compares to a wicked Winnipeg winter.
9 j! |5 [" l/ B2 z2 D9 ~) ~' e& O4. You can be an Easterner or a Westerner depending on your mood.
- j! @" |. U H1 l5. You can pass the time watching trucks and barns float by. 9 w% m8 @) n! r. \5 v9 [- J. s
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! y7 e( H/ p8 a; ^2 u% i1 u1 ITOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ONTARIO * W* y2 a1 K# L B; `
0 K5 z U- e3 @. A P1. You live in the centre of the universe.
$ @8 I, @& Z! h2 O# I; n2. Your $400,000 Toronto home is actually a dump.
, N V5 [3 w, D o( k3. You and you alone decide who will win the federal election.
* V0 Z& w1 ~9 }+ c* a& b Z' ~0 Y4. The only province with hard-core American-style crime. 0 y6 v2 L4 e) L! l1 s
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8 ?7 n- r+ P* d: FTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN QUEBEC 4 q: U u4 X' d* b/ C. W2 K. H
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1. Racism is socially acceptable ( C! B9 p5 t0 ]& {
2. You can take bets with your friends on which English neighbour will move out next. 9 G$ G, S! d! E) l7 m: r! m2 d; D
3. Other provinces basically bribe you to stay in Canada. 3 h' c- a7 l8 k9 Q
4. You can blame all your problems on the "Anglo *& N6 z& T' a, B. Z" S, v
TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK
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9 `. L# u7 I6 I! T5 B' z; b2 BTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK $ x0 F4 o" w( N% u6 s3 `
# u7 _% r$ o$ H9 I4 g' [+ n1. One way or another, the government gets 98% of your income.
- e& c, L( G/ L1 E2. You're poor, but not as poor as the Newfies.
" J/ Z5 A. ~' k7 h/ j3. No one ever blames anything on New Brunswick
4 h# A& e W, `( B8 P4. Everybody has a grandfather who runs a lighthouse. ( p/ n) b+ B; o! P/ D% j! ^
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NOVA SCOTIA 4 y4 _/ R! z$ m0 E6 t7 K* c* J
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1. Everyone can play the fiddle. The ones who can't, think they can.
5 W; F- S o! W2 v' M" T2. You can pretend to have Scottish heritage as an excuse to get drunk and wear a kilt.
( J0 [- [) Q! P. u: f( o" i7 n6 R3. You are the only reason Anne Murray makes money. 0 C) z5 n: ~- f, [" k) q7 n V, i1 p
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN PRINCE EDWARD ISLAND - j, k9 `$ O! u% t6 z* y
% J% F K* T2 V3 O- q1 E( ` J1. Even though more people live on Vancouver Island, you still got the big, new bridge. / |" v2 N) a. f Q5 O
2. You can walk across the province in half an hour.
W; e6 m# \3 i1 S7 a3. You can drive across the province in two minutes. + O3 |5 @) y0 Y; I% ~2 p
4. Everyone has been an extra on "Road to Avonlea." % N/ Q! W; {7 H! z
5. This is where all those tiny, red potatoes come from.
0 y s; E( O. h- U6. You can confuse ships by turning your porch lights on and off at night. / f8 g) }: x2 A4 U
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEWFOUNDLAND ( b: t8 n% M0 J/ i
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1. If Quebec separates, you will float off to sea. ( C* `% Y7 T# ?/ R, J7 U
2. If you do something stupid, you have a built-in excuse.
" F* ~5 |! C1 z8 R4 ]) B1 G- e9 Z+ S3. The workday is about two hours long.
5 ?7 q0 ]9 l8 Y& { d! Z4. It is socially acceptable to wear your hip waders to your wedding |
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