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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN BRITISH COLUMBIA
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6 {/ C! M5 B- o0 V" @6 E1. Vancouver: 1.5 million people and two bridges. You do the math.
5 N; r' s% Z! b7 b7 u% j1 d# N2. Your $400,000 Vancouver home is just 5 hours from downtown. W0 [$ e: }/ u9 g. [: t0 z
3. You can throw a rock and hit three Starbucks locations.
8 F/ b: |- N% ^6 o# \0 l4. There's always some sort of deforestation protest going on. 7 a$ U9 X' q6 p+ T& I/ g* |" X
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7 ?% V% `" v5 V) I# n; V d& o3 fTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ALBERTA 2 T6 i. C& z! t! Z1 M, ]# p$ ?
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1. Big rock between you and B.C.
1 ]8 v+ J S& k2. Ottawa who?
" E5 ~0 m4 S9 ?, C/ c! A3. Tax is 6% instead of approximately 20% as it is for the rest of the country. $ O8 d( \3 c- V6 a! p4 d
4. You can exploit almost any natural resource you can think of.
# Z( Z1 J9 e0 q, k; }/ m- z5. You live in the only province that could actually afford to be its own country.
) M2 i& | q( ]0 C' @6. The Americans below you are all in anti-government militia groups.
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, }, h# k( ^3 p# }" @ x$ F; RTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN SASKATCHEWAN
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0 D. t3 G$ k* Z7 W& T1. You never run out of wheat. / s9 [6 J$ \2 B7 V: B
2. Your province is really easy to draw. ) f5 m+ F7 k' m
3. You can watch the dog run away from home for hours. 6 N2 r3 K7 |* `+ c* Y& l* C
4. People will assume you live on a farm. ; ]9 V! m) S) m; C
/ m. y7 D; D3 U4 |- }TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN MANITOBA
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1. You wake up one morning to find that you suddenly have a beachfront property.
; f/ a4 P, L4 G E2. Hundreds of huge, horribly frigid lakes.
+ `% c5 I7 e9 `- {, E, f3. Nothing compares to a wicked Winnipeg winter.
, O q7 I. ?3 |5 I; {: r4. You can be an Easterner or a Westerner depending on your mood.
# w2 B9 [/ I. d" j i. p8 j5. You can pass the time watching trucks and barns float by. * q X* u5 }) h! e! D/ Y
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: ~( g" |8 h$ a' }4 mTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ONTARIO & H* s+ b6 v/ @- T& s6 I7 Z
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1. You live in the centre of the universe.
' V c2 M2 c/ D' p, \1 c2. Your $400,000 Toronto home is actually a dump. / z8 \9 p1 X% s$ G% A
3. You and you alone decide who will win the federal election.
5 T* L/ ]: E- F8 [( N2 |& J. H% U% s4. The only province with hard-core American-style crime. / C: ^6 B0 M* l4 X) g0 g) u
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% B4 a6 Z+ v, Y3 j! CTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN QUEBEC
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1. Racism is socially acceptable b4 x l. U5 K) `/ Z5 B( [
2. You can take bets with your friends on which English neighbour will move out next. 6 C" {1 Y# ^7 J: h8 {
3. Other provinces basically bribe you to stay in Canada.
( ?3 c) \2 L ]5 V4. You can blame all your problems on the "Anglo *( U; y8 M: B! v. m& N3 I) u* Y+ a
TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK
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7 X. R. g0 ^1 r" eTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK 1 h7 n$ S- j2 U! P9 ~ `4 I
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1. One way or another, the government gets 98% of your income. 1 _* N2 O& E+ K5 f$ y" [
2. You're poor, but not as poor as the Newfies. ( ^' d; n" S) g3 U+ z
3. No one ever blames anything on New Brunswick
" }: h$ J; Y$ z: D- q5 X, q( x4. Everybody has a grandfather who runs a lighthouse.
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NOVA SCOTIA : c2 P+ ?6 g: [* V0 l- o
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1. Everyone can play the fiddle. The ones who can't, think they can.
8 N9 Q8 i0 F% |2. You can pretend to have Scottish heritage as an excuse to get drunk and wear a kilt. + E% y# o) M* v9 H% J. ?; Z
3. You are the only reason Anne Murray makes money. 2 ^3 H* v2 |4 p; q2 Y+ G4 Y7 ?
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7 H1 ~3 c2 d' I- x, E3 jTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN PRINCE EDWARD ISLAND / G3 |% R4 c& K& V
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1. Even though more people live on Vancouver Island, you still got the big, new bridge.
4 Z) h3 g2 a1 k2. You can walk across the province in half an hour.
; w/ U) ^+ [8 h) z3 o7 F- \" j& L3. You can drive across the province in two minutes. 1 b; c$ q! K @+ T
4. Everyone has been an extra on "Road to Avonlea." # B* ]6 K! m7 S( l0 {1 s3 J# y! ^
5. This is where all those tiny, red potatoes come from. : l; m5 s, _/ |0 q1 Z) Z9 h M% E
6. You can confuse ships by turning your porch lights on and off at night. & J% R3 j: X' a3 \4 K% |
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEWFOUNDLAND
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* c$ y: O5 ]5 V' V, V1. If Quebec separates, you will float off to sea. ' l6 ] G2 O1 w, S: i7 u( ` T
2. If you do something stupid, you have a built-in excuse.
7 h7 }) \' m% m* E" \+ y' u! R3. The workday is about two hours long.
" w+ l1 ?7 p! |2 _ U5 N3 n0 Z4. It is socially acceptable to wear your hip waders to your wedding |
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