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Living in Canadian Provinces.....Top Reasons (ZT)

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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN BRITISH COLUMBIA) E# F2 \8 h. {  v! Y* {
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1. Vancouver: 1.5 million people and two bridges. You do the math. 1 U( A' }# t; U2 X# x
2. Your $400,000 Vancouver home is just 5 hours from downtown. 5 V% q: }) u- G- K+ y3 T
3. You can throw a rock and hit three Starbucks locations.
, F! R8 T. q2 T$ y4. There's always some sort of deforestation protest going on.
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ALBERTA
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0 ?5 d4 f1 f" {2 C3 k7 R! J1. Big rock between you and B.C. ! `$ Y1 e8 Q: N( n
2. Ottawa who?4 b& {- r" x1 R
3. Tax is 6% instead of approximately 20% as it is for the rest of the country. / i7 J  J- z% t+ ~: c4 i
4. You can exploit almost any natural resource you can think of.
0 b8 B. i% @, x2 x5 h1 n! ^+ V8 J5. You live in the only province that could actually afford to be its own country.
* x, [9 O1 H4 x6. The Americans below you are all in anti-government militia groups.
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN SASKATCHEWAN
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1. You never run out of wheat.
1 q" y5 }$ L0 c; p2. Your province is really easy to draw. / G; \$ u$ t# W8 ?5 `$ N3 f, x' t% b
3. You can watch the dog run away from home for hours.
" t; T) I2 I. ]# s8 I) W9 Y4. People will assume you live on a farm.
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN MANITOBA
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1. You wake up one morning to find that you suddenly have a beachfront property.
$ n6 |1 W6 \3 V, g2. Hundreds of huge, horribly frigid lakes.   p: t- a3 S5 ^% m. `
3. Nothing compares to a wicked Winnipeg winter.
+ u. S. ]6 y: W4. You can be an Easterner or a Westerner depending on your mood.
& y7 A7 w  R) P0 b/ O5. You can pass the time watching trucks and barns float by.
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2 P8 R- h) o" \1 U9 ETOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ONTARIO
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) ]6 i3 B; {" ]" a1. You live in the centre of the universe.
$ l2 a7 p+ p$ v2 d- d2. Your $400,000 Toronto home is actually a dump.
+ x5 Z. B0 @2 z3. You and you alone decide who will win the federal election.
4 D2 D  M1 f9 e7 F! B/ O4. The only province with hard-core American-style crime.
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN QUEBEC ) T/ h3 N( }  F% A3 I6 b; r) t

- S  f! |1 ^: I5 |/ o$ K" B1. Racism is socially acceptable
+ ?9 t( C6 a6 R; M0 w6 J2. You can take bets with your friends on which English neighbour will move out next. ; {' y. p# T- |9 s) o" S
3. Other provinces basically bribe you to stay in Canada. 5 N; F( [+ U& \1 Q& x5 h
4. You can blame all your problems on the "Anglo *2 r+ \* _3 k% L& C% }
TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK : K  m4 c- t) `8 P" _; [

$ X' g3 D+ g# T1 c/ S6 b, n6 HTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK
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1. One way or another, the government gets 98% of your income.
! c8 ~& {% D& k5 c4 o5 M0 g" O2. You're poor, but not as poor as the Newfies. 3 N$ q- N9 ~5 i7 u, ?" S
3. No one ever blames anything on New Brunswick
* D$ Q( c0 `- [! U# j9 e3 P  K/ y: T* t4. Everybody has a grandfather who runs a lighthouse. # }$ W3 E5 ]5 k; R) r, _( Y7 L
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NOVA SCOTIA ( p- Z3 d* z- m. \8 B
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1. Everyone can play the fiddle. The ones who can't, think they can.   c( A: j$ {. d# ?8 D
2. You can pretend to have Scottish heritage as an excuse to get drunk and wear a kilt. 8 g, l5 T& p* t6 z9 A
3. You are the only reason Anne Murray makes money.
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3 }0 {7 o% d: |# o0 q9 qTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN PRINCE EDWARD ISLAND
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1. Even though more people live on Vancouver Island, you still got the big, new bridge. , p. g& Y1 z# |; k
2. You can walk across the province in half an hour.
/ w7 ?8 l+ @6 m8 b5 ^  q1 {3. You can drive across the province in two minutes.
; X- e' l! l: ~& M( I7 s& A1 \7 f3 k4. Everyone has been an extra on "Road to Avonlea." / L2 k: Z( o! q: J) C
5. This is where all those tiny, red potatoes come from.
6 r6 X  j4 Q$ ?6. You can confuse ships by turning your porch lights on and off at night.
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEWFOUNDLAND
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% }" |. r! [3 W7 C1. If Quebec separates, you will float off to sea.
8 S' N& d( O& g2. If you do something stupid, you have a built-in excuse.
. J' U( V4 z- S9 x- _+ n3. The workday is about two hours long.
. n+ R# e  K& ?/ |4. It is socially acceptable to wear your hip waders to your wedding
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About Winnipeg

曾经想搬去那里,并且专程跑了一趟,那是前年春天的事情。
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6 W+ V' U  ?; }! ]7 R6 L+ x0 b1 q住在一家移民接待站,房东打政府工,1200尺的平房,大学附近,前进双车库,大概只有28万。这样的房子,在我们这里得50-60万了吧。3 K8 ]1 l: e6 |" @- m7 O  A
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聊起来,说是春天会发洪水。 Red River从南往北流,好像是美国的一个什么地方,到了春天,雪水就从山上流下来,并夹杂着大冰块,经常堵塞河道。这就是第一句话的由来了。不过,据房东说,市政府另修了一条疏洪渠,应该可以解决洪水泛滥的问题。当时,听到河水是由南往北,由美国往加拿大流,就觉得怪怪的。总觉得水应该是由东往西,由北往南流。& S: O& B' \0 Z  e* }2 R# n7 S, X

) q) R* @0 ?8 z5 Q0 a! a6 I' V0 Z. s至于冬天,没有在那里呆过,只是听人家说起过。好像,温尼泊的冬天,确实厉害。# T' N, d# y) [: @7 k
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如果看地图,温尼泊在加拿大的中间,所以,做加东还是加西,由你选。) M2 m$ g- f* u0 f: n
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看房价的话,加拿大从东到西,几个大中城市里面,就她的房价,还比较低了。4 N) Q. S! T. r2 h2 i2 Q% z" W- {
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爱民顿、卡而加利,到今年的萨斯卡通、瑞嘉纳,轮番上涨的时候,后面都有一个跟着上涨凑热闹的尾巴,那就是温尼泊了。
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曾经主张新移民去温尼泊,就是觉得那里的房子还负担的起。等那里的房价也炒上去,整个加拿大,就没有适合新移民落脚的地方了。
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