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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN BRITISH COLUMBIA
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0 T3 g: {2 }8 X0 K) ]1. Vancouver: 1.5 million people and two bridges. You do the math. % d; T6 Y {, m9 z( V/ v+ J2 p5 v
2. Your $400,000 Vancouver home is just 5 hours from downtown. . [% H! H2 Z2 t7 _, _! H' a- P
3. You can throw a rock and hit three Starbucks locations. " E/ Y: V5 Q+ d% k, Z5 m5 v
4. There's always some sort of deforestation protest going on. 4 v& Q; [. w. j( {2 [ ?/ L) Y* y
5. Weed
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3 N" k/ d. D8 K' @! x4 NTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ALBERTA 2 y# _5 |/ ]: t0 j3 E# t
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1. Big rock between you and B.C. 3 o! s+ c. o5 H" r: q
2. Ottawa who?
) j. X- A9 Q. ]3. Tax is 6% instead of approximately 20% as it is for the rest of the country. 2 F" B% ^: v8 s+ p' M7 o
4. You can exploit almost any natural resource you can think of. " c$ u& ~8 h% k9 X) J9 u
5. You live in the only province that could actually afford to be its own country. 3 y- i$ S d+ _, P, |
6. The Americans below you are all in anti-government militia groups. ( n1 P d4 L2 y' \- T5 D2 u
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN SASKATCHEWAN
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' W5 m" G) h& L/ e/ a1. You never run out of wheat. 9 X% ?# D4 \& `& Q1 T/ o1 f& N
2. Your province is really easy to draw. , X! P- @, j' U. n0 `, j
3. You can watch the dog run away from home for hours.
# B. X: n; r8 C8 o. s4. People will assume you live on a farm.
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5 a& \1 B9 y6 A# p7 r) s# mTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN MANITOBA
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! H" T4 p' B0 A0 `' }1. You wake up one morning to find that you suddenly have a beachfront property. : ^ z( a. f- Q4 \, \" i# S
2. Hundreds of huge, horribly frigid lakes. 5 e1 C) u# x5 F1 } I
3. Nothing compares to a wicked Winnipeg winter. 0 M1 W o2 `$ ^6 |- s0 X0 e, ]5 I
4. You can be an Easterner or a Westerner depending on your mood.
% i- K5 R! b! {3 u w* q5. You can pass the time watching trucks and barns float by.
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ONTARIO ( Z3 I" C6 _2 j) Z3 H( ]% [
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1. You live in the centre of the universe. + u4 p' z" @; F! _, E+ N4 Y( D l3 ~
2. Your $400,000 Toronto home is actually a dump.
L* k# N% t( ^* N. E- Y0 O3. You and you alone decide who will win the federal election.
: o3 F! f6 i; u- N1 Q4. The only province with hard-core American-style crime.
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5 ?0 A5 @0 N8 Q2 d; o( I* {TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN QUEBEC
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1. Racism is socially acceptable
4 a) g; j5 ?! G3 H8 g2. You can take bets with your friends on which English neighbour will move out next. : \1 U2 {; m4 B0 e
3. Other provinces basically bribe you to stay in Canada.
2 ^( O+ L0 G0 ^& F9 m6 P. U4. You can blame all your problems on the "Anglo *
& D( Y- W5 H; {. U, @! DTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK
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! G, A; w4 p- n& ^# eTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK
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9 P- ~0 w8 `% o" [3 w: r5 ]- H1. One way or another, the government gets 98% of your income.
5 M* y: r. A6 B2 R2. You're poor, but not as poor as the Newfies.
) J4 B$ c% P( d g) D* Q( g9 k; q3. No one ever blames anything on New Brunswick
' R* A+ ~) T, |- M4 L4. Everybody has a grandfather who runs a lighthouse. 4 ^+ D. S! n$ A& V" p, E. e9 s
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, v* e3 J; x8 Y; k T% o9 BTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NOVA SCOTIA
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1. Everyone can play the fiddle. The ones who can't, think they can.
0 ?, F7 F9 n0 _) i$ j$ G/ \2. You can pretend to have Scottish heritage as an excuse to get drunk and wear a kilt.
9 ^1 ~- f( b3 Q, C+ {. u* f( b' p3. You are the only reason Anne Murray makes money.
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN PRINCE EDWARD ISLAND
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& K$ U9 t' q2 Y( R3 `" ]3 J- L/ d( U7 d1. Even though more people live on Vancouver Island, you still got the big, new bridge. * r/ d3 v; h2 N$ F1 c7 Y( c
2. You can walk across the province in half an hour. ; h6 a' o6 D/ r+ q/ a( z
3. You can drive across the province in two minutes.
$ m: K9 I% j4 |7 A4. Everyone has been an extra on "Road to Avonlea." + p/ C$ |/ J# F0 R/ X Q2 h
5. This is where all those tiny, red potatoes come from. 3 q& O% M* A# }; i% \3 y$ f) @, ]
6. You can confuse ships by turning your porch lights on and off at night.
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' D5 W. E) T/ e! n7 nTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEWFOUNDLAND 8 N M' ~+ N5 {# d% ~8 Q! W
/ L9 n) x$ x9 ?5 I1. If Quebec separates, you will float off to sea.
2 t) p% s2 F8 s/ A! `2. If you do something stupid, you have a built-in excuse. ( n$ C& o" C. t2 P* b' c1 z
3. The workday is about two hours long. , x5 v, F& _$ n
4. It is socially acceptable to wear your hip waders to your wedding |
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