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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN BRITISH COLUMBIA1 C) o. I+ s0 k) s
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1. Vancouver: 1.5 million people and two bridges. You do the math. 2 [1 d. w- g, b) O# r/ {
2. Your $400,000 Vancouver home is just 5 hours from downtown. 8 f% o' j9 [; c6 |$ [, i. h
3. You can throw a rock and hit three Starbucks locations.
W$ [; j4 j3 W0 W& ?% e4. There's always some sort of deforestation protest going on. % P- o( {8 f/ N
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ALBERTA
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1. Big rock between you and B.C.
2 R; o" T9 D: p! y) ?: B2. Ottawa who?
; ]$ f! i; w& e" V. E! V. e3. Tax is 6% instead of approximately 20% as it is for the rest of the country. 2 o V/ n% W4 w: K6 t
4. You can exploit almost any natural resource you can think of. 7 _* r/ U( Y. ^! S' v/ V! n
5. You live in the only province that could actually afford to be its own country. " i1 L1 g9 w- m( l
6. The Americans below you are all in anti-government militia groups. , C3 R4 H5 r2 u4 J \8 A: s* h
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN SASKATCHEWAN " w: G$ y9 [: W! b7 ], |
. v- w* A8 E* H; ?1. You never run out of wheat.
\# S# a: E) E* Z# s% k# Y9 p3 v2. Your province is really easy to draw.
; B$ z4 t' H$ l. K$ ?3 a3. You can watch the dog run away from home for hours.
7 @: }- f# q2 z4. People will assume you live on a farm.
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d( c# `4 \8 W. P+ ^TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN MANITOBA
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1. You wake up one morning to find that you suddenly have a beachfront property.
, v, n- j/ w" I+ I6 W2. Hundreds of huge, horribly frigid lakes.
4 V9 w( Y5 W9 c% ^6 z: ^7 }$ X3. Nothing compares to a wicked Winnipeg winter.
6 v4 B& u9 d1 |, ]' b5 g4. You can be an Easterner or a Westerner depending on your mood. , W* c2 T5 a- X; }* R5 D
5. You can pass the time watching trucks and barns float by.
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, k& f7 |* |* X8 B% G3 i& ZTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ONTARIO 2 n# M, X7 u( @' C
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1. You live in the centre of the universe. # P+ j9 `0 v" f0 ?
2. Your $400,000 Toronto home is actually a dump. 9 G# K% F. O( c+ V6 U1 Z
3. You and you alone decide who will win the federal election.
8 T e# f' V8 r5 D1 Y+ D! [4. The only province with hard-core American-style crime.
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+ \+ H* R' [7 t% p/ `TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN QUEBEC
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1. Racism is socially acceptable , e( ~+ Z" C! }; r' H6 d4 I; R
2. You can take bets with your friends on which English neighbour will move out next.
3 c& S, w; H/ f) V- B' m6 L3. Other provinces basically bribe you to stay in Canada. / V- t' n1 y6 |) J
4. You can blame all your problems on the "Anglo *- S) @' |/ k6 f, P c S6 ?
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK
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. l' ]+ n) y5 K) V, j+ D1. One way or another, the government gets 98% of your income. 4 ]1 h' B: {$ @) J
2. You're poor, but not as poor as the Newfies.
0 H8 {# o1 s5 y3 _* b3. No one ever blames anything on New Brunswick
" ?$ l5 N. N0 K4 h! `# X4. Everybody has a grandfather who runs a lighthouse. 7 a" t' q" |# G' M' E
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& @* ]7 _- M, |! F$ E8 a: _TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NOVA SCOTIA
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1. Everyone can play the fiddle. The ones who can't, think they can. ! }: u0 R* Y) d* F1 L9 z1 k K) Q
2. You can pretend to have Scottish heritage as an excuse to get drunk and wear a kilt. # f9 H, g, k+ m; ~7 u3 Q
3. You are the only reason Anne Murray makes money.
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN PRINCE EDWARD ISLAND
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" T5 K6 h1 F' L, B! I& i1. Even though more people live on Vancouver Island, you still got the big, new bridge. " v9 B8 `/ w$ v* d
2. You can walk across the province in half an hour.
' `+ n: u. B3 ~( ]. Q$ s3. You can drive across the province in two minutes.
\- g+ N5 o6 h% J5 K4. Everyone has been an extra on "Road to Avonlea." * l# Z5 y) D' Q0 O: H$ M/ X9 I. x
5. This is where all those tiny, red potatoes come from. . D2 K$ i4 P# f9 |$ S
6. You can confuse ships by turning your porch lights on and off at night. ' Q: m& G% n% U1 ~9 z# ^
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6 Z3 r! G1 U* E$ ^1 n8 hTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEWFOUNDLAND
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9 J( f2 V' P, M1. If Quebec separates, you will float off to sea. ! a/ W4 ^ Q& ~# a z- W; T6 \8 E
2. If you do something stupid, you have a built-in excuse.
4 L5 U0 q9 M0 D3. The workday is about two hours long.
& O6 `* g& C ^% H4. It is socially acceptable to wear your hip waders to your wedding |
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