Humor- SCALES (ZT-中青网)

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A lady noticed her husband standing on the bathroom scale(秤）, sucking （往回吸，收腹）in his stomach.
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6 n% {' J% `" r) EThinking he was trying to weigh less with this maneuver（巧计，策略）, she
commented, "I don't think that's going to help."

7 X% V7 a7 q/ t- y, S6 j/ `2 M/ h"Sure it will." he said. "It's the only way I can see the numbers."

connie

哈哈！！