新鲜出炉双语警句，很有理哦(ZT)

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）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
3 n8 s6 R( w# x, i, q. m　　要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.

2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
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　　要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.

3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

# g7 ~0 L1 W4 l: j0 G, N　　每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.
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+ x4 f# H% P4 T6 R4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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　　再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.

7 _: @4 c! \+ R( K% L' K5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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　　聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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( f( ^9 d$ K3 @% _2 {4 ^/ ~2 r6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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　　成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系.

2 A. T) Z7 |* C: ~0 [7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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( U, o) K  b2 H  R　　不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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( d4 z. y$ N, K8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.

5 O- [  A% x# b, l　　钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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9）One should love animals. They are so tasty.

% a& c2 l) A# G/ R" N  K/ h　　每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.

connie

hohoho, so funny:D

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怎觉得翻译的怪怪的哪?