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）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. 1 d2 T, E$ I& E/ n2 f9 N- ~ s6 {
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡. " y; E3 F t5 s9 N
7 n$ `% L) d) g0 ]- p* N2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught. $ ` S( Y1 E1 b& _0 }& n7 b
* ~) ?0 c* @1 C9 |4 s4 ~; p 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. : V8 n) {4 ~) n: q( {
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3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个. 0 `! V. w6 _9 T
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4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. ) @2 B. U( O( z: \" d8 M0 l' X
; v+ l. z2 d8 i: j. u( Z 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛. i5 R- }1 [0 Z9 @
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5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. * }* J1 x4 @ N0 V
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聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来. ! T+ y7 L; S" Q, p
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6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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- F0 E3 E z/ T1 Z Z 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系. 8 n8 N% t1 Y, T7 d! U
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7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
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钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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6 l; P$ B t1 J; O! \) R9）One should love animals. They are so tasty. ) w' i0 E. \3 n; m* K
) _+ P- z/ T3 ^: t* n) | 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. |
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