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)Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. 9 ~( V7 _7 m! c7 e# U R5 t3 M
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡. ( G! X+ c# O3 P' o/ _5 k k: M
k1 ?2 o: E; K+ C2)Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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3)Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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1 w; d6 [6 u* r' E* G2 W 每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.
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4)Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. 7 S$ Y1 U) q8 c4 S
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再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛. * M3 v. E2 F# J5 u! t/ {5 U
9 @4 W1 i# b+ D$ V- g, F5)The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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3 u& L. U" Y v3 ?6)Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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/ k. o# J4 | e4 c% k 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系. ' D! e G4 g8 z9 h( \5 H1 z$ v
# [! ~4 m2 G, {8 H! o7)Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. / \! W4 G" @7 Q: a* `
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不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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& x$ Z5 @* U. g* J& v$ P" _8)Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
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钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. - |$ M2 ^/ }8 C7 S
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9)One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. |
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