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）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
) I/ I1 Z+ v6 [ 要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.
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2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个. 5 z8 f( N6 [, B `7 r# ~
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4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. 4 H' T* h8 z- B4 e3 S4 v" @7 }8 x
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再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. : b* w7 J2 P/ M3 n i$ Q8 p
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聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来. / L/ C& q/ L: d( F
- g5 g" P" {) x3 c( q" ^7 E6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. 0 l" C0 _: a7 s- E1 u- R, a4 v
6 t% q' E& [, d) J5 U1 K 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系.
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7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. ! J9 Z- w/ O$ }/ _4 W
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不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa. * I- `# i% X5 t' W
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钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. % h4 b( g8 ~( [
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9）One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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