新鲜出炉双语警句，很有理哦(ZT)

丁香花

）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
6 o5 @" n. Y0 A　　要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.
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6 `  R1 B3 E( G) I. ]2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.

　　要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.

; P7 ^! J6 Z4 o9 n  M0 N3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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$ |5 I4 f8 H8 N3 E' C5 G　　每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.
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) l! n) @' X$ X1 ~: S4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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8 Q8 W+ m8 o( k( `9 i　　再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.

5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.

　　聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.

2 T" f3 d7 X  m+ `　　成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系.
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7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.

6 |+ q6 Q: P* G7 }: U8 L& o8 g& r　　不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.

8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.

　　钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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+ ~/ t5 P) J4 E/ x9）One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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( J3 F. j. V3 K. H2 j/ W( n　　每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.

connie

hohoho, so funny:D

水果茶

怎觉得翻译的怪怪的哪?