新鲜出炉双语警句，很有理哦(ZT)

丁香花

）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
　　要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.

7 Q  I- o: e- F2 G9 z; i6 Y2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
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$ ~$ e) |5 y  K) Z: S　　要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.

& Q8 n- y1 G# O1 H% \8 X3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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. c) S5 T$ f; {6 F　　每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.
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4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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　　再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.

5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.

　　聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.

　　成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系.
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( M8 D; T0 N9 G7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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　　不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.

- H' |- P$ p% v/ B. }8 h8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.

4 P. n. B, x; R　　钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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9）One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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　　每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.

connie

hohoho, so funny:D

水果茶

怎觉得翻译的怪怪的哪?