新鲜出炉双语警句，很有理哦(ZT)

丁香花

）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
　　要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.

2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.

　　要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.

6 \; t! g* Z) t( G3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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  B$ g7 ?& R$ D+ Q　　每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.
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- j  ], I% s( y- s! m3 X- e1 U4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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% f; Z/ v* e; L/ W7 _& T# i7 i　　再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.

9 c. H" {( z2 O1 G" l% o9 u( R# x　　聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.

2 K" X  O# a4 t: ?# y9 e　　成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系.

, m2 {9 m) T' Y( P# C6 u6 P+ c( i7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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　　不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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6 @0 H& K$ l2 p8 u! j  T" ~8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.

# F: p2 d" A3 S. K6 }$ k$ B$ k- u　　钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.

9）One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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4 a$ f& g& R6 a　　每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.

connie

hohoho, so funny:D

水果茶

怎觉得翻译的怪怪的哪?