新鲜出炉双语警句，很有理哦(ZT)

丁香花

）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
　　要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.
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2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.

  Q6 m0 i: ]" w　　要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.

! s  Q$ b" L' M& l/ k/ J3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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& N' g$ b2 X; q　　每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.
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  {) f- S' t" ~/ A. w; i# _9 y4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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9 }3 }/ s: s6 L/ U  N　　再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.

7 e& j' k$ Y% {8 G* M5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.

　　聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.

　　成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系.

7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.

7 @0 D+ |) l! j) m/ J$ `/ [4 a　　不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.

8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
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　　钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.

# [' m: k( e! b: |6 K) I5 p& ]9）One should love animals. They are so tasty.

4 G% Q; |9 _' s* [8 T　　每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.

connie

hohoho, so funny:D

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怎觉得翻译的怪怪的哪?