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1、What is in seasons,seconds centuries and minutes but not in decades,years or days?2 W) T8 Y" t- ?, E+ w/ q4 h
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2, What is the eleven letter word that all Yale graduates spell incorrectly?
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3,What a room has no walls,no windows,and no floors?
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& T( J3 ?7 J2 B' v+ H1 U( }4,How many bricks it take to complete a building made of brick?" y! S+ C7 c: J0 }# f* N$ X$ K
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5,Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?! W" E/ Z0 ]+ ]7 J$ C& F
---The teacher is blind.
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6,A woman with no driver's license goes the wrong way on a oneway street and turns left at corner with a no left turn sign.A policeman sees her but does nothing.why?
# x, V9 r2 C1 U/ ]# i* O! @--- She is walking.
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7,A plane is flying from Canada to American and it crashes on the border.What side will the suevivors be buried on?
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6 |% o' ?1 U4 Y1 }8, Which is correct:$ l) f* H# P( N3 _" |% S" b, Z
A; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2000.
: m/ t/ l8 e; ]. H2 k! } B; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2001.7 m+ L ]: D; u9 ?6 V2 F
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