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1、What is in seasons,seconds centuries and minutes but not in decades,years or days?0 R' q% c f, l6 m3 E
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2, What is the eleven letter word that all Yale graduates spell incorrectly?- @' f3 ~/ X" G! n% `
---incorrectly
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3,What a room has no walls,no windows,and no floors?' c3 c/ M+ S+ D' Q2 [
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* A3 `3 y) }6 Q4,How many bricks it take to complete a building made of brick?
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: l1 P' q# h) f2 h6 x4 l5,Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
; {! N' c' X' R8 [& W" _) u---The teacher is blind.
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6,A woman with no driver's license goes the wrong way on a oneway street and turns left at corner with a no left turn sign.A policeman sees her but does nothing.why?
2 F8 d! V7 k' ~! U6 Q8 G' ]% j: }--- She is walking.+ e0 y o* M0 n% k; ?
9 H$ @% j8 h/ e! i, c$ {. r0 W" D% I7,A plane is flying from Canada to American and it crashes on the border.What side will the suevivors be buried on?
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8, Which is correct:: m; ^4 T/ D- Z& g" A' h! t' }
A; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2000.! v6 L7 q+ o- d u+ Y/ ~2 F- e
B; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2001.
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