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1、What is in seasons,seconds centuries and minutes but not in decades,years or days?
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& ^# m5 o1 p' `5 @8 }5 E2, What is the eleven letter word that all Yale graduates spell incorrectly?. }2 D. d1 s% B# W
---incorrectly: i5 X, M; B/ J
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3,What a room has no walls,no windows,and no floors?
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5 `5 r5 n! `' {% M2 m4,How many bricks it take to complete a building made of brick?
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5,Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
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6,A woman with no driver's license goes the wrong way on a oneway street and turns left at corner with a no left turn sign.A policeman sees her but does nothing.why?9 i5 U' q: V; N: z4 K, Q! t
--- She is walking.
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7,A plane is flying from Canada to American and it crashes on the border.What side will the suevivors be buried on?; Z' ]/ _1 {* j8 d: n
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' u `3 p7 p( W: I A; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2000.+ Z. K( ]/ F# b: O3 B) I1 Q
B; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2001.
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