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发表于 2004-10-29 04:26 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
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5 z$ Y$ Z9 W: C! |3 m- {   钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. . h2 E5 S  z. ]& R
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   One should love animals. They are so tasty.
8 W9 _, h5 ~" F: _( X* h% G+ t% P   每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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   Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught. + o+ X, c; \% D$ W0 ^- F. j" o
   要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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   Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
& K$ o9 g" j" ?( Z6 G0 b% r   每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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   Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
4 ^6 ]% I4 j& g( b6 F. q   再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛. ! A8 Y2 @2 B9 {/ o3 c
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   The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
* A# I5 r# g" r8 o: S! B$ @   聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来. % D$ R0 R! c4 R6 u7 W: M
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   Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. 7 V. k  v5 S% c4 J+ l0 p
   成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
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' K; L$ @9 p- y$ m7 o   Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. $ Z* V; k2 R: A+ l/ h8 z, P
   不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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   Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. ; Q" Y7 {9 {; H
   爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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1 t8 ?- ^' L6 o+ }   Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. 3 V0 a, t4 e& e7 }# z
   后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.   k6 ?% G; t& a3 \( E
  
1 S8 n# u. a  l0 B/ ^% u3 d5 c5 |   "Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep. 3 v2 t" D2 i0 a' p. i9 v8 C9 r) T
   "现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧. & _! y+ B0 `& Q9 N+ W. u" P/ T
  
4 b4 }% }" N9 t0 v; d   There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. 0 K- n& \1 X. ~- A
   应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来. 2 a4 K' D- r( u) E' J( m
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   "Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? " 9 n/ Q, [$ c( @: w- T1 w0 i) T
   努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
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: d* l% |3 L0 J  ~3 }3 S2 N   "Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! " / z' f- N$ l* s  `) U
   工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
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   God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. # z6 r# T: Z9 H$ i
   神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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/ u$ [/ [0 G$ A: X- q   When two‘s company, three‘s the result! 2 D$ Q7 O- e6 a: B9 T: F3 c
   两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是! 3 @- A/ ^' z) s& O$ [
  
; b5 ~* ^2 u6 {% L+ u   A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view. ' }7 |5 W  f4 c+ }; N- p# V
   服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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   The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
! i* e, l, i8 l; r0 `6 W   学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少, 为什么学来着?!
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发表于 2004-10-29 04:34 | 显示全部楼层
Up!!!
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发表于 2004-10-29 21:17 | 显示全部楼层

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发表于 2004-10-30 13:20 | 显示全部楼层

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