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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
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钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. ; a& Z0 H/ `; o& \: D2 F4 G3 b
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One should love animals. They are so tasty.
/ ~/ C' p: @% |7 U+ H' I( f: M3 n 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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% u, U, v8 s; V+ f4 A( r. y8 b Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught. 9 M6 |1 d G) _2 ]2 d! h; p& p
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
' V+ C5 u) l# q* Z% V 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。 ' S+ K+ p U# D9 E! C) Z
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. u) K/ j& R2 @, u
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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8 d% \4 J x" W0 C" ?9 O The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
% T* ` v3 w u6 |$ @4 U& t, _ 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来. . q# ]% f& V& h
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
* f" u, {. Q/ E% i 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
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* N2 ]( B2 y7 v+ O8 {6 f Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
9 R+ z4 Z4 q% |) v$ I 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好. 3 F3 T" }$ i ^9 O
2 q- i9 f+ e1 J; V2 F4 \) c4 Z Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. ! |( z0 b+ y2 I
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. 3 f Z' }7 O- o! `" m; M
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩. 9 N* Y0 Z. d! B0 B; w) I
% b" |! f8 c1 i& A" }$ ? "Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep. % L+ G* c" Q9 ^9 G
"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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7 a2 `9 r- Y& a3 Y0 s! E There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. . s+ [* j$ n, d5 P0 P8 \% w8 @
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来. ; l s) o/ W- X, n8 R
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"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
% n( \' V1 p. p$ O7 v4 {. ^% O 努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明. 2 V+ ?- O0 ]$ l8 o5 i6 X: H
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"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
" r# C$ E7 ?, x' S 工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
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5 P! t" [: t! T. [7 J3 N1 I God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. . W' }) c8 P+ t
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。 0 L! i- E7 ?3 K z& C% q( `0 F
; l) C m8 R; s When two‘s company, three‘s the result! * y. P* p* Q* |, O
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是! 1 T/ r& r f( Z+ s5 y2 `
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view. / |3 e! N' z% k$ ~8 q+ g" d
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看. . M4 U# Q3 W, e2 `
+ \6 @* M; s; J ] \/ O S6 X6 V The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
* g+ z% a- H. T9 f+ `* S9 f4 r 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少, 为什么学来着?! |
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