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发表于 2004-10-29 04:26 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa. 1 h$ m0 I/ O+ L# E" b) g$ k  \

0 Z, s$ W9 W6 S  G   钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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. X( N& Y7 j/ a  M$ A   One should love animals. They are so tasty.
! j  F0 d9 H  d6 b& P1 `# z   每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. : a. F2 H1 C) [% q" w
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   Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught. 4 W/ b, x4 B* j7 p9 G  h
   要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. 2 S4 q3 Z, F9 X7 f* u# g! W! `  g
  
7 G4 B! b! t. X9 J: g   Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. ! L' r( s4 \5 \9 |+ X. B, F  S
   每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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   Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. , B+ Q: j* E5 @# A0 T5 p2 t
   再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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7 w, @9 T8 Z. [$ M5 r& Q   The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. $ T2 X( l$ H& @; ^
   聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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0 }6 ~) h5 o! h" t1 k, g. ]   Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. ) `, \2 O% B0 e4 d
   成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系). 3 t* @' }& ^8 G6 `5 ?
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   Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
( I. b" Y0 N* O# N, p   不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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! I. h) K! {  @$ p   Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
* b/ j7 ?7 z' F" M* v* d   爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养. : {  i: {5 Y3 Z3 u
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   Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
4 K& ~1 C: X- o: ^   后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩. ) M5 J+ N" P5 _, p2 j8 W1 S: n
  
3 H4 U8 I, M# P" g* h4 w& }   "Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
& ^9 z% U1 S) Q! x5 N   "现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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   There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. 4 r- |( O9 s; ^7 y1 v- l
   应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来. 7 V# {. ]5 n% B! S5 D; z
  
: i1 T6 g- F; W: l+ c! P   "Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? " : b0 J! N8 R4 D& T- E' J% B. o- m
   努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
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   "Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
* D) O  i* F" y0 [# \! v5 o   工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
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   God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. & F; q, ^. Y1 T: ?2 U6 ~
   神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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   When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
: Q3 `' u8 [2 F  q# _, \8 P5 o   两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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  I6 _: }* L& J$ g   A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view. 2 F; m( F% U8 j1 M6 u2 ^' u# W
   服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看. 1 Y. ~3 q8 N- ]% L$ Z' Z$ H  N
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   The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn. ) S8 R" @0 p8 G* I- s
   学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少, 为什么学来着?!
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发表于 2004-10-29 04:34 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2004-10-29 21:17 | 显示全部楼层

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发表于 2004-10-30 13:20 | 显示全部楼层

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