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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
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2 N3 M/ u1 z- _ 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. $ [. N8 `! W$ m6 X
5 i3 R+ W! `( a One should love animals. They are so tasty. ' n+ S; b8 k' B. }
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. 0 S4 M5 M1 S$ t9 d# L+ A
$ G9 ^: }/ g9 L: b, [' M3 W Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught. ) B3 @9 S$ u- J
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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. @. _8 `" r6 n( V" m# x Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. 9 u+ m7 T; G) }
每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. 1 J; B& K* G. ^0 ~, O( X
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. : i- D" `2 f8 r3 Z( x7 f
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来. : k) _5 G: G1 ^; U
/ w1 m9 N( q# k3 H! @% I Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
1 \ ]7 h4 s/ ^- I( {) g7 J 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
2 j8 N$ t2 R U, J9 N 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. v! x9 T& V/ d6 X5 u
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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7 N, F2 P8 h, C/ \* k E& u Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. 3 a7 @6 ^) I4 G( b* C. {: j3 w' {
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep. ! \0 k" x# y* E/ @( ]
"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧. 1 Z }/ s4 B8 L
: a7 Z6 ~0 q K There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. 9 ~ B+ ^/ ^, j l% `2 Y1 Q
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来. ! F. j+ {- Z4 c R
; y( S* m A2 [3 R" W4 |: g "Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? " 1 d6 f! c3 |, c4 W* Z, Z
努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明. ' O `& ^) M" P8 `2 B/ y+ f
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"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! " n' d5 z% C5 I _/ k9 ?2 s
工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
/ o/ O# o- _* b- ^1 E 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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* V! B& O$ }2 P5 l0 U: g When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
& a4 ^# i; [4 m6 q% Y1 ?& s( b! } 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view. # J+ f$ B3 F9 l& Y. ]( c4 K
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看. 8 n, b: Z8 z7 e4 x1 M, V& s
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
5 \. Y: n! E9 U0 P6 ~8 B 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少, 为什么学来着?! |
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