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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa. 8 p E2 X: q5 N4 J; ?& ]
4 _9 @" u6 d4 z8 { 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. ' c. {- E, J$ L6 e& x" Q1 D' C
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One should love animals. They are so tasty.
) X( R9 k+ Q" p& ?3 r/ T; ~3 y 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. 6 r- w$ p e4 ^) p+ ^7 c+ |
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Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
1 Z% r6 P, ]0 g5 g8 i9 f1 i 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. ( m7 Z1 `# ?& v0 H6 L9 l6 u
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
$ J) H$ h. q" ~% u: n 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。 7 {1 f4 h1 u& `$ D
: g& U* e& b, E, f Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
4 q' ~7 f2 y5 k 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
1 O0 e# U$ X: K& x4 ` ?6 ] 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来. 3 c' P; O% [9 y4 e/ _. q
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. $ N7 ^: a% l4 {! H, M6 Y2 G8 k
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系). ; G, X, Q* r9 V) D# ^* y& ~, S
9 j* d4 U" L6 x. ^& v7 t Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. / ]% O$ z) f$ R5 S/ v: p( V
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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: G9 j J, `( U% R8 B7 z6 U Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. 9 u+ E0 K/ i4 \
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. / d3 a0 G _0 v3 W
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩. # o/ v) k- _! Q5 K
( Q6 d* h+ V3 t, a; P$ ?( j "Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
& K% M/ E- }- o2 h% _9 c "现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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; E' S* |* M y, Q+ n7 A* H There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
2 U" b' K) p% d7 } 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来. 3 U: j/ ?" i5 r" o& ]
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"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
9 T/ r) F! H, H' W" Y8 W 努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明. 9 ~/ L* _8 @9 N; c* @
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"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
7 N3 Y( n X4 R/ u 工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. 8 I: S, O$ Q( v+ g6 M2 {5 ^8 T, s
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。 ) H4 }' W% w7 B, c, Q/ O4 n6 k
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When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
! u; F. c; n- i& C 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view. 6 }. j, R2 t7 ]& N
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn. ) R8 U( V8 \9 b1 S) v, ?7 Z3 B/ `; H
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少, 为什么学来着?! |
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