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发表于 2004-10-29 04:26 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
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   钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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   One should love animals. They are so tasty.
3 @# w# R# `' t, \4 C/ r   每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. ' P7 V+ o2 D6 D
  
7 E- o. @# E$ x3 v) ^: i) R4 o   Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
' ~4 a# K6 t( r+ t, u0 R   要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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   Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. % g) i4 q+ C1 L7 g2 i# C/ E2 u  Z4 _# g, k
   每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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  E- \$ z' k0 v; u: x+ v' J   Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
+ X1 e5 s* j4 \+ v, A7 Z; l$ x   再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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. e( T& q' u  ~   The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
1 U4 e# W+ {6 L   聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来. & b" Y2 D, h( x* Z
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   Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
" O: a6 k" c* Q  D   成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系). " N) |, X8 f$ V/ m0 |
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   Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
. i7 Y* v- Z1 I) v' u0 U   不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好. 1 ~+ z# }9 h, _/ \+ I/ \& J: ~1 ]
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   Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
! t$ @1 @7 a$ g9 O* {; S   爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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   Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. ! V7 U) Q" ^* j5 N0 {
   后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩. 5 Q9 p7 U1 ^  f2 K4 T' Y
  
9 H9 ]. _0 V# j" a/ z2 q. b   "Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep. & r* p- x# g/ r9 i. b1 A' v2 K
   "现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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' v& V' _' M& _/ Y+ Y+ T- L   There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
! @* o9 v0 X9 H/ N% Z: `, ^   应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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  @+ z' C* M/ F- g  D   "Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? " 7 j1 I; M. G  \. \
   努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
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   "Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! " 5 |7 o- o& G! v  p. M
   工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作. " w9 `, w6 j, V

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   God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
* p6 F4 R7 m2 q) h8 F( ^   神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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9 v/ M$ M% W+ g. V0 S" y   When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
4 n0 }) n8 B5 Z, X- Z   两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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   A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view. 0 X6 E' H$ e5 r% I6 p- o% U
   服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看. ' ?$ e( }7 S' l
  
" D; Q, H* k6 B8 |" ?; W   The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
! D) H4 q% G5 [$ w, [% X; b   学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少, 为什么学来着?!
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发表于 2004-10-29 04:34 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2004-10-29 21:17 | 显示全部楼层

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发表于 2004-10-30 13:20 | 显示全部楼层

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