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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa. ! ~: H9 V6 S# g% J
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钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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One should love animals. They are so tasty.
/ {8 M+ D3 r: f6 I 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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; ~2 N3 Q/ d* b' w! g3 \$ ~+ @0 X Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught. 0 n* R5 l2 f, r) j- Z5 K s
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
& _4 J0 `9 X+ P3 X6 ] 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. # d! ~7 i: q/ X) l* P
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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+ {$ [8 t3 ]) \3 K9 c The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
; c7 ?9 r) Y# ]4 L. y% F5 J2 Z/ @ 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来. 9 T9 h( d S$ Z/ _# Z* p8 m; h# N
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
, n" Z8 M: j2 I% k' c 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. $ P: o7 }: _' z7 [. k
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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6 [9 {; M$ N. {5 T2 c3 D Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. * V! N! ~: r, E7 I9 A: @. J
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. % _( j1 S0 s! `, t7 I/ N
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩. j: T$ X1 }2 z: I; u% V0 _0 X
! V) ^7 G1 U" d "Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep. 2 g5 {0 Y3 t/ f5 `# l
"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. / ]: N2 \9 ~/ p! y
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来. 2 [: Z. D8 i" T3 L: X8 x
5 K" J% @5 d4 F* ]2 `, L "Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? " # k, L9 F6 H5 h3 L- B
努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
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A- R k8 _- \! L0 n2 B "Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! " . K6 w0 m+ w8 \0 ^7 Z% X5 J+ H# H3 i
工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. $ U9 N% Q! e) v5 e/ G0 Z) d( i+ O
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。 0 x4 r% g0 s5 {
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When two‘s company, three‘s the result! 9 d" T' I6 x7 s& {! l/ h. I
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是! ( T" J C8 d, C, N, K
, r- Q! h# ]9 V I, M$ M/ w8 p A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view. 6 g8 g3 D7 \2 a" K+ N
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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8 O8 E1 H) U+ X3 n& [! } The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn. 8 S$ e6 i, d7 |3 Q+ d3 F( H
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少, 为什么学来着?! |
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