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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
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钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. * P- C6 J# t: H: Y
$ c8 h4 T' C; f. q% Y One should love animals. They are so tasty. * Q( y0 U1 f7 @* c* t
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. 9 z* |) B& Y: ^* C S
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Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
, V* w$ H1 B5 W/ l; Y: O2 Z0 E i 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. . z; b6 T% d$ @
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
' r0 U4 N* R8 F% x! T 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。 : m3 ?+ Q) @$ O- _& Y, C9 e+ c
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
: A+ k9 R, b5 l# | 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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' K O* F8 g4 o3 p- `- J The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
( |0 _, O" I+ X+ l" G9 Z1 B8 u1 H 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来. 8 U. X' n0 l! j v" p+ c# U! I
1 F! _7 \/ h4 o0 | Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. 0 k9 X6 u+ Y) ^7 |
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系). ! o' X3 D$ P: D5 E9 u; J7 h; V$ C
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
$ J' p i; p( `" b7 ^, \3 p" S 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好. 9 h1 s. h+ I. }' C6 i2 t' r
0 v+ S2 d4 |& N+ `: k( l. I8 T Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
5 L F& |: S. b& D. _) n+ m+ q; R 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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8 z- G: N, C. r" V: n Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. 0 t( F) U% h0 q U$ D9 U1 W1 Z+ P
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩. $ M% `8 Z! q0 j1 T
- N7 z8 n" e+ R, H! q8 L( T "Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
( f( S# F) U9 \( H, ], t "现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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! h. {' L, L/ C9 w" l0 C There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. ' T; m6 ?! v+ |9 k
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来. g; t$ ^" B( t2 y& o
: {2 T7 O3 a' b1 F- i "Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? " 2 c5 _1 }; _3 \$ A1 B8 g8 s! Y# `. Z
努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明. ; U- }. N3 g8 ~
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"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
6 b# N. e' m4 {' j6 S 工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作. 5 u4 Z- {; `$ s0 `3 R! a/ L
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. # F* |8 r3 O4 t; O# h) E
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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8 `. a, V; ^* r1 F- C' I0 e0 E, H& D) o When two‘s company, three‘s the result! & U b$ T8 E' Z/ Q. a/ J
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是! ; |: I* ?& s) s% j/ O
6 {- u5 E+ O! l$ [# E% ^/ x: I2 L A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view. 6 @( q/ Q: K9 g& Y
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看. 5 c1 k5 s" }! T( Q- t( ~+ `
- d b, S) e1 P# b% a5 \ The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn. , R. E4 W) F4 V2 ?" ?9 V1 Z
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少, 为什么学来着?! |
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