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发表于 2004-10-29 04:26 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa. $ p4 \% x6 C, o1 `0 F/ W1 `8 f: ]
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   钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. 3 n) d' k/ q1 m# a0 d: V) b8 `
  
" O/ t: \# ?4 Q5 K( e   One should love animals. They are so tasty.
) k) A' H3 |; Y, m   每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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   Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
# Y) g! f4 J1 D   要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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   Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
) g! E% j' B1 f1 ]+ u   每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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   Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.   N9 d" ~  q" P/ n8 P4 g3 X8 K5 m
   再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛. $ I6 S/ K3 s4 ~  K& |
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   The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
7 v& m" u. o' W4 y! G   聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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9 {, o0 m/ ?/ ~. T  }3 j   Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
& S9 q" L0 K% y) _# Q" W0 C9 @# y   成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
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   Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. + C; N, h' p2 Y
   不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好. + M* L" [: y: e
  
# {- M( `( `) B5 G$ {; W/ R   Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. 4 Z) E* ^# c6 E+ m" j% N
   爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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( C0 @. {) f) @$ X4 V   Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
5 Z% K) F0 M! q5 t$ M. \   后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩. ; T$ w  S! K, I  s( u3 P" w7 O
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   "Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep. 0 G5 T# u0 T2 e8 H( C9 G  n
   "现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧. * x! Q# H+ y* b  ~; H
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   There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.   e' y7 l% `! }' D' R, I
   应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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9 z9 Z- A" _0 Y, G   "Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? " % P1 y; M$ [7 M: L- m; b
   努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明. % }8 j) t' G! d- N' O8 I  l, t
  
6 e! `1 j0 G. b, c9 ^, O   "Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! " / q$ D, j! \! W. ^6 f$ X/ J
   工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作. ' ^( W- U- X5 ]- W4 D

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   God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
8 M/ b& `' Z: X% i1 k' ?) D   神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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( a9 }: ~2 L9 `* j2 @  h   When two‘s company, three‘s the result! ) T8 w+ h0 a/ X6 X3 M+ }- q$ ~$ `$ Q
   两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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* H9 l1 K' R  H$ {* G   A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view. , V* I& p1 q# ^9 ]* P  T
   服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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   The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
5 W( k/ E( k5 @! {3 i   学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少, 为什么学来着?!
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发表于 2004-10-29 04:34 | 显示全部楼层
Up!!!
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发表于 2004-10-29 21:17 | 显示全部楼层

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发表于 2004-10-30 13:20 | 显示全部楼层

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