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话说毛主席在天堂里学了四十天英语，终于考过了四、六级。一天闲的无聊，就回凡间看看，于是就有了下面问答。
, t% p D; {: H" f' Y3 ZChairman Mao:Can the people eat their fill?
7 L ?" ~ B: c# r. MPeople: There’s so much to eat they’re dieting!7 ]0 v% U, g) A9 W* x8 o
Chairman Mao: Are there still capitalist? f( m. D6 M L/ _: I
People: They’re all doing business overseas now!2 p! {: r% w; I; P; V
Chairman Mao: Do we produce more steel than England?
) x; w- {$ x0 W* s& k* ]: YPeople: Tangshan alone producers more than America!
( _ A) V- ?! g! P* ~Chairman Mao:Did we beat social imperialism!
* T/ F6 y+ B8 k: XPeople: They dissolved it themselves!: x% }6 v/ {( A/ A4 U* ?
Chairman Mao: Did we smash imperialism?
1 _8 H8 G! N$ x5 T% T2 l/ ?( r7 gPeople: We’re the imperialism now?
- a4 d! `$ Y5 q5 r: B: x: |( e DChairman Mao: And what about my Cultural Revolution?
n5 C* @0 y @; Kpeople: It’s in America now!; |: C0 [( M; S( N" H i
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/ E' N. h4 B3 m9 `3 i ~来个对照
1 J( ^! Y( d n s1 @9 S3 |毛主席：人民能吃饱饭了吗% k8 w8 O( L' W; |
我们：都吃多了，减肥呢! @) G9 k7 B+ ]
毛：资本家还存在吗
+ a1 C4 X- @6 U) |+ V我们：生意都做到外国去了
7 g& Y7 }, s( G毛：钢产量超英赶美了吗: f6 `% b; ^5 J0 O/ @; y9 Y
我们：唐山市的产量都超过美国了
% ^+ A: m+ M4 m0 T7 ~毛：跟苏修的论战赢了吗$ |& V- A) T2 J, r; n
我们：他们自己解体了' O( O$ ]1 l/ l! v% q, S8 q; Q
毛：帝国主义打倒了吗& \+ L2 w3 b B5 U
我们：我们自己就是了
( m' p/ ?6 f0 s4 ^2 C% |3 w# J毛：那我的文革呐- l) D& s4 b5 U/ I9 U
我们：闹到美国去了 |
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