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) a1 F* n5 J4 C) p' K2 e R话说毛主席在天堂里学了四十天英语，终于考过了四、六级。一天闲的无聊，就回凡间看看，于是就有了下面问答。
4 U f4 x$ v& z( oChairman Mao:Can the people eat their fill?
4 [* c f8 ?7 N$ A6 O$ p: v% Y- hPeople: There’s so much to eat they’re dieting!4 v X, g5 [$ u7 [& e$ s. y
Chairman Mao: Are there still capitalist?
3 I! U& u. z# A: L( j' TPeople: They’re all doing business overseas now!
2 Q. p5 @; E% {/ J4 ~$ e9 s6 l" v* A& ]Chairman Mao: Do we produce more steel than England?
+ k. _* M# ]) a# W8 wPeople: Tangshan alone producers more than America!7 `9 |. D( Z) r/ V I- p
Chairman Mao:Did we beat social imperialism!
4 T* c @% C. Q: b) s: g# dPeople: They dissolved it themselves!8 T9 w" z! N d1 q
Chairman Mao: Did we smash imperialism? G8 Q; a" Y+ H! G
People: We’re the imperialism now?2 w. j) T# r. S; p j
Chairman Mao: And what about my Cultural Revolution?! _2 L1 q. _# L: d
people: It’s in America now!. ]' ^, u& E7 B" Y. R
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+ E$ w: x3 W6 Y8 G* e9 V; \: J来个对照+ i- S& _/ Y) N3 L& q9 D/ C
毛主席：人民能吃饱饭了吗
9 \0 v& \/ z2 l1 J! D9 h$ p我们：都吃多了，减肥呢
$ ]2 W' ?- Y; h. X毛：资本家还存在吗2 w6 w w# Z. e0 k3 L1 R- n
我们：生意都做到外国去了2 d" V7 ?5 p3 w& A- R: ~
毛：钢产量超英赶美了吗9 |! \: M. B- `# W$ o" f0 w* }
我们：唐山市的产量都超过美国了2 F c1 K+ s+ H. b& L3 P% L* g
毛：跟苏修的论战赢了吗' @! H% B2 E7 b7 o% f$ a
我们：他们自己解体了
- {9 { @- Y6 G毛：帝国主义打倒了吗8 G7 C p) l) E* U6 ?4 d
我们：我们自己就是了
) b- k J8 E [) H) n毛：那我的文革呐
5 c, p' \2 q, H3 \, t我们：闹到美国去了 |
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