毛主席问答英文版，

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话说毛主席在天堂里学了四十天英语，终于考过了四、六级。一天闲的无聊，就回凡间看看，于是就有了下面问答。
Chairman Mao:Can the people eat their fill?
; c! f( K  J: ^3 WPeople: There’s so much to eat they’re dieting!
Chairman Mao: Are there still capitalist?
. x2 k$ B) G& LPeople: They’re all doing business overseas now!
% l) I3 a/ U- b+ c( XChairman Mao: Do we produce more steel than England?
/ f$ X: ^( m. U- D: Z" zPeople: Tangshan alone producers more than America!
Chairman Mao:Did we beat social imperialism!
9 {+ R* A- f) b6 ZPeople: They dissolved it themselves!
Chairman Mao: Did we smash imperialism?
& y1 w' I4 Y3 V% w3 I; qPeople: We’re the imperialism now?
Chairman Mao: And what about my Cultural Revolution?
people: It’s in America now!
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8 m4 m0 Z; I4 b6 a0 V来个对照
' l# _9 V4 C2 h, m$ c; q6 n+ s% ~毛主席：人民能吃饱饭了吗
( x* T" `& |& H0 z" ]  y我们：都吃多了，减肥呢
" C9 W7 m) n1 \9 w. ~; e毛：资本家还存在吗
我们：生意都做到外国去了
" R' R# {; S& V9 q: V: H7 u毛：钢产量超英赶美了吗
' J1 b3 X. x2 m( P) P" u) }$ y我们：唐山市的产量都超过美国了
毛：跟苏修的论战赢了吗
我们：他们自己解体了
毛：帝国主义打倒了吗
( y; F& e5 F( z8 Q我们：我们自己就是了
4 p1 o( m) {$ \* i( Q: g毛：那我的文革呐
. P4 o: y, X$ W5 o6 G; I我们：闹到美国去了