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; R: m2 V7 }- {1 q" \! k话说毛主席在天堂里学了四十天英语，终于考过了四、六级。一天闲的无聊，就回凡间看看，于是就有了下面问答。
, i9 u% F! c o0 D; m- `7 ], CChairman Mao:Can the people eat their fill?. n) \0 u0 p; l6 t" J( b
People: There’s so much to eat they’re dieting!
# z( _3 I8 X6 Q+ ^- n2 v* wChairman Mao: Are there still capitalist?" R6 `! u7 S" O
People: They’re all doing business overseas now!& V+ U( ^' _/ s; U
Chairman Mao: Do we produce more steel than England?: h5 b* d, a* r- A" d! C+ _
People: Tangshan alone producers more than America!% l- E% w1 n9 i) [3 w
Chairman Mao:Did we beat social imperialism! l) u8 b: }2 i# L$ d2 G
People: They dissolved it themselves!
% l1 P" @* p! l8 e# z1 H0 cChairman Mao: Did we smash imperialism?6 C5 d) X& |+ v B* }. J# {
People: We’re the imperialism now?5 O8 ?1 w/ a2 B) K
Chairman Mao: And what about my Cultural Revolution?
/ D4 P0 t/ Q- x) L& W" Z6 n7 upeople: It’s in America now!
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来个对照
i$ g" h1 A4 G2 E. I毛主席：人民能吃饱饭了吗. A4 v) i) g3 j X, w
我们：都吃多了，减肥呢
% c2 @- Q6 s- W- E毛：资本家还存在吗# t' p" j1 e, d0 T) Q
我们：生意都做到外国去了, e$ M/ }6 L: g2 i! p& ^
毛：钢产量超英赶美了吗
6 w! c G! J1 {3 c; S我们：唐山市的产量都超过美国了& B7 }+ x3 J7 S" L, ^ m
毛：跟苏修的论战赢了吗( r" E+ ~& [! y: c( d$ G( A! a
我们：他们自己解体了- ~4 W/ Q6 D, E w7 g6 V) m
毛：帝国主义打倒了吗( l, ]8 e! B& l1 e
我们：我们自己就是了
% ~* g4 R# Y4 ^9 D3 o毛：那我的文革呐
B, h' q5 l$ P e8 p4 S' D7 A/ ^我们：闹到美国去了 |
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