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话说毛主席在天堂里学了四十天英语，终于考过了四、六级。一天闲的无聊，就回凡间看看，于是就有了下面问答。
9 P" v0 N& }( BChairman Mao:Can the people eat their fill?7 T4 O" B- Z+ I1 K4 N6 ]3 q
People: There’s so much to eat they’re dieting!
& \8 C, r. H% Y. M, q+ A- CChairman Mao: Are there still capitalist?
; y. `+ S7 ], ?* c* \' FPeople: They’re all doing business overseas now!
' ]! @1 T l }5 A2 KChairman Mao: Do we produce more steel than England?
" E3 G6 j3 R0 \) KPeople: Tangshan alone producers more than America!. Q) r1 x+ p& o& G! _
Chairman Mao:Did we beat social imperialism!
9 p z# F! E, r* M) R3 XPeople: They dissolved it themselves!
s/ D4 j M+ mChairman Mao: Did we smash imperialism?
3 H, P8 G9 w4 w# @% X! O, J0 vPeople: We’re the imperialism now?* u& r% C$ u0 f1 r, M: I& _1 ^
Chairman Mao: And what about my Cultural Revolution?
0 M) H$ r# w2 Bpeople: It’s in America now!
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来个对照" b8 q/ H" _! X$ P; S
毛主席：人民能吃饱饭了吗
6 |; o. r& v0 j7 ]我们：都吃多了，减肥呢
" ]4 ^' \ s8 B; s) B8 f6 B毛：资本家还存在吗" r# y8 H! A7 f) h: W4 P
我们：生意都做到外国去了' R, d% u& r# x1 J
毛：钢产量超英赶美了吗
) w% [- y' ~- w) q( w3 V我们：唐山市的产量都超过美国了
; q2 u, U5 E v6 w% H8 Z& n5 I! {* W毛：跟苏修的论战赢了吗" a0 h" [ N: t$ i
我们：他们自己解体了
: e6 o( r# D! A# K$ X" n* F毛：帝国主义打倒了吗+ p6 R1 V! K! E8 k. R
我们：我们自己就是了
) u7 `5 ~7 [, T2 H+ B! h" O毛：那我的文革呐/ J0 D, _2 g c6 w9 V
我们：闹到美国去了 |
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