毛主席问答英文版，

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话说毛主席在天堂里学了四十天英语，终于考过了四、六级。一天闲的无聊，就回凡间看看，于是就有了下面问答。
Chairman Mao:Can the people eat their fill?
7 W, D" y1 K8 P2 p/ Q( uPeople: There’s so much to eat they’re dieting!
Chairman Mao: Are there still capitalist?
People: They’re all doing business overseas now!
: O6 T) Q; Y6 Y, ~Chairman Mao: Do we produce more steel than England?
People: Tangshan alone producers more than America!
* b8 T9 o' `& h+ cChairman Mao:Did we beat social imperialism!
People: They dissolved it themselves!
/ i1 c  D1 z& N7 MChairman Mao: Did we smash imperialism?
0 Q$ n- M  g6 m4 o7 WPeople: We’re the imperialism now?
Chairman Mao: And what about my Cultural Revolution?
# h/ k. f' z1 V' s, vpeople: It’s in America now!
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' S2 q7 o  O+ r5 S来个对照
毛主席：人民能吃饱饭了吗
) `, W: \  ^8 d* g0 T* u我们：都吃多了，减肥呢
毛：资本家还存在吗
5 g/ }: J( O! ~我们：生意都做到外国去了
8 F1 u/ z- `( O毛：钢产量超英赶美了吗
我们：唐山市的产量都超过美国了
1 \' k  h+ ^3 r毛：跟苏修的论战赢了吗
' [1 ~) j2 ~' k3 ?' K5 z6 V我们：他们自己解体了
2 G: {6 G3 H7 j! `毛：帝国主义打倒了吗
. u+ D9 r2 ?* \( i6 Q  h  B我们：我们自己就是了
毛：那我的文革呐
& ~! M2 \; V9 e我们：闹到美国去了