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这玩艺除了大师估计没人懂了。' i" C, s0 `/ L- E, m J9 Y1 V
孔子说过这些,老外都知道,你都知道吗?+ K' B7 d* I% D8 o. _
Confucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone " l6 ~$ r( D+ [. p
Confucius say, man who do business in whore house get jerked around
6 j( c; V# b6 A' w" E2 WConfucius say, baseball wrong. Man with four balls not able to walk . |" X4 l! v$ |* G: E
Confucius say, panties not best thing on earth, but next to it D) h, v1 k4 o% { S
Confucius say, war not determine who right. War determine who left
9 r- L2 ]1 q1 k9 y- e% I8 zConfucius say, woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house + D, [5 o7 |4 ~6 t- k
Confucius say, man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night 4 \& t/ R$ C M
Confucius say, it take many nail to build crib, one screw to fill it 4 A" _, ?, K# i( i' \% t( z
Confucius say, man who keep feet on ground have trouble putting on pants
; ~0 R! U+ Y- l. k- c. ^Confucius say, if you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient
( }: Z+ {$ K6 D$ iConfucius say, passionate kiss like spider web, soon lead to undoing of fly
& r# T! p6 Y O9 G* sConfucius say, better to be pissed off than pissed on & h; M4 x9 q! _/ b x" B7 ] w& [
Confucius say, man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day long 5 E2 }1 j, [: O& b9 J* E4 X! S
Confucius say, couple on seven day honeymoon make whole week + E0 I3 w% Z& I- L n$ d
Confucius say, woman who go camping must beware of evil intent , ]* Q' g1 r/ h1 P
Confucius say, squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts & j3 d4 k9 T: Y% Y
Confucius say, man who run before bus get tired
: W! i4 c9 t1 v/ S: a/ m# PConfucius say, man who run behind bus get exhausted
o5 i* P! _7 \: \( VConfucius say, man with tool in woman's mouth not necessarily dentist
6 F4 T* i4 }) M# s ~' o, j8 Y+ ^4 FConfucius say, man who make love on side of hill not on level
: E- w2 ?+ \. n$ lConfucius say, sex is like the army, the closer you are to discharge, the better you feel 3 n% r; Z" V7 E' W2 }/ H) N" [# c
Confucius say, man with tight trousers is pressing his luck 7 l* ^& E! X5 i( e0 c. Y6 Q
Confucius say, man who stand on toilet high on pot
$ K2 H& e5 D* {9 k2 XConfucius say, man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy / |% N7 Q) v' M4 \+ j
Confucius say, man with hand in pocket all day not crazy, just feeling nuts
" Q# b' [" e* `) `, S' b+ NConfucius say, man who sleep in bed of nails is holy
# g0 U; Y6 ]) r/ mConfucius say, do not drink and park, accidents cause people - I; H7 q6 ~5 n3 v8 `
Confucius say, man who put pea in soup very unclean + v% K7 A& O3 Z3 o6 @4 q
Confucius say, man who run through airport turnstile backward going to Bangkok 8 r9 z W: J6 w* W2 T% J9 ?
Confucius say, boy who go to sleep with sex problem on mind wake up with solution in hand 6 S: g* j: u" P2 N" z6 p) N# C
Confucius say, man who fishes in another woman's well, often catches crab
& \6 i3 F: X9 O8 q3 B6 {* JConfucius say, to meet girl in park is good, but to park meat in girl is better
2 b" z, V) M! H+ }+ T5 h: P; bConfucius say, squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts, man lay on crack and rock nuts
O8 F- y" n$ C0 I4 o IConfucius say, butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders
0 D3 m* U8 {8 l+ fConfucius say, man who live in glass house, should change in basement
5 u: W. k/ |$ r, E5 `4 mConfucius say, man who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face
$ O) v2 p5 n0 e7 i/ wConfucius say, man with big mouth beware of foot $ S# Z: h" m* G/ B: I
Confucius say, man who fart in church, sit in own pew 7 t2 b7 r% S9 F' w8 W
Confucius say, woman who fly upside down have crack up
. A% `4 \/ f. |* g- uConfucius say, man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion + e( p2 p2 }- F1 i
Confucius say, man under wheelbarrow playing with tool, not necessarily mechanic
4 ~/ [2 i9 U$ h" w5 fConfucius say, house without bathroom is uncanny
8 N8 L7 o; }, F5 g( QConfucius say, foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ
2 D, W/ p' i4 H) vConfucius say, man who sits on stool smells like shit
5 [- T: j* ~+ s: G- H" FConfucius say, man who throws dirt is losing ground # s" [ ?4 m: V
Confucius say, woman who go to man's apartment for snack, get titbit
) a! v8 E9 F# x! b) |Confucius say, man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth 8 n5 b2 S8 A7 ?1 T9 j# K! w: I
Confucius say, man who get kicked in testicles, left holding the bag
1 D: V, S& \) E8 k) I' m3 qConfucius say, man who kisses girl's behind, get crack in face
. m% f i! }2 ?) o& H. B/ K4 vConfucius say, girl who ride bicycle, peddle ass all over town |
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