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这玩艺除了大师估计没人懂了。6 l& c2 X1 S7 ~3 I
孔子说过这些,老外都知道,你都知道吗?
* j2 y V8 m7 R2 K# {' p, M iConfucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone
( I5 U; `. V! ~5 \+ ?! {Confucius say, man who do business in whore house get jerked around 7 r4 L0 f, }. H; E( B7 N
Confucius say, baseball wrong. Man with four balls not able to walk 7 |- x% I' q2 p6 l5 o$ ]
Confucius say, panties not best thing on earth, but next to it
( U3 W1 P& L; `Confucius say, war not determine who right. War determine who left 2 O7 R7 i* ~% S
Confucius say, woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house ' K/ \3 ~2 v" N9 F+ p6 h3 P) C4 U
Confucius say, man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night
2 S% s' Q& @- t) D6 e, d* q: YConfucius say, it take many nail to build crib, one screw to fill it
' A$ h/ p# w3 W- lConfucius say, man who keep feet on ground have trouble putting on pants ' G; o. w( M, p5 A5 L3 k
Confucius say, if you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient
% O b4 ~ U9 u& ZConfucius say, passionate kiss like spider web, soon lead to undoing of fly / w% g3 h- A# j5 b
Confucius say, better to be pissed off than pissed on
. X: N" Z8 q* ~2 w/ {! \+ ~: V# k0 xConfucius say, man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day long $ P0 A5 g Z8 H% d, d) u
Confucius say, couple on seven day honeymoon make whole week ) E7 J3 Z+ u; k1 Q
Confucius say, woman who go camping must beware of evil intent
9 w/ ~2 u- u! \' p# |Confucius say, squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts
8 P1 v6 r* |& W3 v) y0 ?+ bConfucius say, man who run before bus get tired
7 Y! n; n& l. m6 U. nConfucius say, man who run behind bus get exhausted ( z8 ~& U$ S, R; e# ?
Confucius say, man with tool in woman's mouth not necessarily dentist ' f" U$ I q! U( H
Confucius say, man who make love on side of hill not on level
6 Z, h$ k6 B' i# g6 c YConfucius say, sex is like the army, the closer you are to discharge, the better you feel 0 c- c- j( D. x0 f2 s; w& N
Confucius say, man with tight trousers is pressing his luck
9 i2 Z) C) Q6 b4 S! ]Confucius say, man who stand on toilet high on pot ) f% |' L! \( g9 @9 f( A/ e
Confucius say, man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy & ]. @7 D" I" d: i
Confucius say, man with hand in pocket all day not crazy, just feeling nuts
( H) C' x- A3 F" B- XConfucius say, man who sleep in bed of nails is holy
( g8 c& o2 [, q: m/ ~& B! ~Confucius say, do not drink and park, accidents cause people
% f8 ?8 R% K8 MConfucius say, man who put pea in soup very unclean / [) P% h5 K+ t1 x7 J+ d
Confucius say, man who run through airport turnstile backward going to Bangkok . ^; W- y& D6 u- a9 m4 Y
Confucius say, boy who go to sleep with sex problem on mind wake up with solution in hand
' \! P' A, G2 k; E# ?2 iConfucius say, man who fishes in another woman's well, often catches crab
/ G# u0 N( Q, E* J3 y" w& QConfucius say, to meet girl in park is good, but to park meat in girl is better
( ~; o1 H4 ]/ G+ f7 N2 x: WConfucius say, squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts, man lay on crack and rock nuts
% J; ~3 k/ M1 W7 x' |5 `Confucius say, butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders 5 i) S. @1 U0 @8 D
Confucius say, man who live in glass house, should change in basement 6 X" O9 U2 l9 Q
Confucius say, man who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face $ ]3 l! G( P$ O6 s! I$ e+ E
Confucius say, man with big mouth beware of foot
3 ~7 t$ F8 j4 N/ E) G' p1 CConfucius say, man who fart in church, sit in own pew
$ t7 K y% \( M& ?6 ^3 P$ SConfucius say, woman who fly upside down have crack up 8 f- ]$ T! [: A& o
Confucius say, man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion 0 l& R# v0 w2 S/ W# E5 W9 F% W
Confucius say, man under wheelbarrow playing with tool, not necessarily mechanic 0 f6 ^ w+ ?8 S' `
Confucius say, house without bathroom is uncanny
' @" R) A+ i( n* H! X" K; g7 dConfucius say, foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ
5 y/ @, k$ w% a/ x5 vConfucius say, man who sits on stool smells like shit
3 G* }9 v; P2 U r3 d% KConfucius say, man who throws dirt is losing ground
# O2 w7 g+ o* `, G! U) sConfucius say, woman who go to man's apartment for snack, get titbit . N5 |- ~2 y8 ]; b2 ^
Confucius say, man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth / U# _7 P$ I; N" U# `5 _7 \
Confucius say, man who get kicked in testicles, left holding the bag * P( ~; T5 Y6 y$ W
Confucius say, man who kisses girl's behind, get crack in face 1 Q3 a5 M/ l0 S6 t' F* L2 L& \
Confucius say, girl who ride bicycle, peddle ass all over town |
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