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这玩艺除了大师估计没人懂了。
' q% m6 _) z- l4 ^孔子说过这些,老外都知道,你都知道吗?
+ r( N6 @! ^2 f* tConfucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone 1 A3 s- N3 L) q+ B& O3 c% k+ i
Confucius say, man who do business in whore house get jerked around : @) T- z( f( u5 Z
Confucius say, baseball wrong. Man with four balls not able to walk
6 Y6 r7 U8 h4 x" Q3 P9 jConfucius say, panties not best thing on earth, but next to it
8 e$ E6 [& T; E* m1 ], s* a8 e( uConfucius say, war not determine who right. War determine who left
% f; u. C6 v+ L) aConfucius say, woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house
2 \ T, O% B; v, qConfucius say, man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night . P$ H- l9 K7 @4 i* g! m
Confucius say, it take many nail to build crib, one screw to fill it , u- k) v& a% t n T
Confucius say, man who keep feet on ground have trouble putting on pants # v7 J6 u0 g/ P* e; O1 o2 c
Confucius say, if you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient
% u, Y0 J# ?3 L: C8 Q( \. b- c: UConfucius say, passionate kiss like spider web, soon lead to undoing of fly
; ^) _+ C' s2 |- v3 p5 PConfucius say, better to be pissed off than pissed on * P- ~% b3 p% m' n6 ?5 b
Confucius say, man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day long 8 X5 |% x: ~- S, E0 M1 e4 j
Confucius say, couple on seven day honeymoon make whole week 2 C- O O( o/ [
Confucius say, woman who go camping must beware of evil intent
/ t# C+ o& E0 U! J. C+ z9 @( qConfucius say, squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts % r# Y+ Y. q. I$ S$ @
Confucius say, man who run before bus get tired # H: x1 r5 P7 M1 C% g
Confucius say, man who run behind bus get exhausted 4 G+ m: ]2 z* M
Confucius say, man with tool in woman's mouth not necessarily dentist
% K4 y, v) w9 H6 n+ N5 G. pConfucius say, man who make love on side of hill not on level
! [! h" k2 m1 e: n% j0 |Confucius say, sex is like the army, the closer you are to discharge, the better you feel ; _, D* Y# _$ G, U- L1 a& L8 ^
Confucius say, man with tight trousers is pressing his luck
1 M# q* R u- m1 \: ?Confucius say, man who stand on toilet high on pot & r! p- i) S; _& T% Y2 C
Confucius say, man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy 6 o6 N, k! Q' G1 d( l) t
Confucius say, man with hand in pocket all day not crazy, just feeling nuts
; w; @2 d. r, S( o8 J# WConfucius say, man who sleep in bed of nails is holy / u0 u8 P8 {. i, ?
Confucius say, do not drink and park, accidents cause people f6 Z$ Q6 d6 k7 a# a! q
Confucius say, man who put pea in soup very unclean
- [- ^+ x4 G3 s* Z# a. E8 pConfucius say, man who run through airport turnstile backward going to Bangkok
8 ]: z9 L0 X+ d( m2 aConfucius say, boy who go to sleep with sex problem on mind wake up with solution in hand 5 M+ j1 M! C7 B/ X* X
Confucius say, man who fishes in another woman's well, often catches crab % t |. u. u5 j. Y6 g; H+ }4 ?
Confucius say, to meet girl in park is good, but to park meat in girl is better
) f4 \% o) x; [" hConfucius say, squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts, man lay on crack and rock nuts / F d0 U+ ~2 ~
Confucius say, butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders . ]8 V. e7 N/ L7 s9 ?3 M" }4 p! t
Confucius say, man who live in glass house, should change in basement
- C2 a; z) {) `Confucius say, man who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face
1 n S d: S) U- b/ BConfucius say, man with big mouth beware of foot
# G7 _- P3 \ z. pConfucius say, man who fart in church, sit in own pew
% J c9 x5 k& G( k7 L/ I! WConfucius say, woman who fly upside down have crack up " Z* Y0 {3 m# l9 ^4 F: P
Confucius say, man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion
( o5 |$ _9 c8 D. Z# [" p* cConfucius say, man under wheelbarrow playing with tool, not necessarily mechanic
, v& D1 }# [7 d* k% LConfucius say, house without bathroom is uncanny
& v% i4 s) {3 r( k; I! C1 NConfucius say, foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ C# \- _- A/ Z" D# U
Confucius say, man who sits on stool smells like shit k4 ^( Z$ Q& t9 {
Confucius say, man who throws dirt is losing ground 1 v; ]! k/ ]) T. _5 t
Confucius say, woman who go to man's apartment for snack, get titbit 4 v+ B1 i" q8 l# ?" E* L
Confucius say, man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth " S$ T. T3 a% k# J- m
Confucius say, man who get kicked in testicles, left holding the bag 4 d2 x6 t) i2 k. c" a2 |
Confucius say, man who kisses girl's behind, get crack in face 7 U! t5 q) O0 d/ G y. Y6 V( G
Confucius say, girl who ride bicycle, peddle ass all over town |
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