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0 g* ]6 E6 ^/ T9 l9 Q孔子说过这些,老外都知道,你都知道吗?
! i9 e3 m+ m, b. a. t6 YConfucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone
. c: ?! [; x. p+ fConfucius say, man who do business in whore house get jerked around 1 @( o9 R2 Y0 d2 ^
Confucius say, baseball wrong. Man with four balls not able to walk 2 ^3 p6 d% w6 m3 T$ }
Confucius say, panties not best thing on earth, but next to it $ u0 F+ |' h7 N
Confucius say, war not determine who right. War determine who left
. T: K( K2 R V6 M8 }( e9 @5 A, n+ u+ BConfucius say, woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house
9 L# D$ o0 B: T" h; {8 {9 RConfucius say, man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night ) B% l% `) u9 S+ |: K- e7 v
Confucius say, it take many nail to build crib, one screw to fill it
8 l+ n! M' n' l3 A& q9 a: p0 _! iConfucius say, man who keep feet on ground have trouble putting on pants
1 a9 i% ~# j* _! \0 P5 aConfucius say, if you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient
' v, ]2 _, R. a3 ~2 }7 S: ^4 j$ yConfucius say, passionate kiss like spider web, soon lead to undoing of fly
( ]; Q# h5 E* y6 _( J$ w$ ^3 vConfucius say, better to be pissed off than pissed on ) N0 I0 L( j, B5 X. R
Confucius say, man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day long ! D- o" `4 B% J
Confucius say, couple on seven day honeymoon make whole week 4 X0 z- G% Z3 ?7 F; C
Confucius say, woman who go camping must beware of evil intent
' C4 j- \8 c( g. jConfucius say, squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts
0 J+ A0 A6 b! N" kConfucius say, man who run before bus get tired $ K" [9 J E7 j
Confucius say, man who run behind bus get exhausted
* K( x1 S: d! xConfucius say, man with tool in woman's mouth not necessarily dentist
. y+ q2 t9 u3 c) {$ T4 eConfucius say, man who make love on side of hill not on level + M+ N9 {* l9 k. u1 D" G% {
Confucius say, sex is like the army, the closer you are to discharge, the better you feel
. n" x) V. D8 G4 o. a% _, TConfucius say, man with tight trousers is pressing his luck
9 j* c2 i( J4 j$ f0 B' n+ o/ EConfucius say, man who stand on toilet high on pot
9 L o0 M2 B$ x0 H0 |: ]' H8 \$ oConfucius say, man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy ) `; b1 I9 V5 i' d+ n1 X- l
Confucius say, man with hand in pocket all day not crazy, just feeling nuts 6 b* [* O, L) R: L% L! ^0 @: U0 K
Confucius say, man who sleep in bed of nails is holy
, b5 d! |4 H5 u+ W( y! XConfucius say, do not drink and park, accidents cause people 4 x4 z+ z( V6 I J: p7 R6 \
Confucius say, man who put pea in soup very unclean ( O- B3 d" @9 R. Q# q! a& Y
Confucius say, man who run through airport turnstile backward going to Bangkok 8 l |( O$ F# M
Confucius say, boy who go to sleep with sex problem on mind wake up with solution in hand - k9 \8 X A, K
Confucius say, man who fishes in another woman's well, often catches crab ' p8 ^/ [; Z& {
Confucius say, to meet girl in park is good, but to park meat in girl is better
5 T( j$ O/ F4 k$ E2 f; G% D" lConfucius say, squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts, man lay on crack and rock nuts
& @5 N$ A1 o1 _5 D3 H: \Confucius say, butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders ! L/ S. t. f- E# _$ \6 e$ r
Confucius say, man who live in glass house, should change in basement ! T: s+ ]' g7 k; `7 z1 S% z) K% M# V
Confucius say, man who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face
. c: i2 o; p0 g9 @Confucius say, man with big mouth beware of foot ! m' V( a8 Y/ `' b& ^
Confucius say, man who fart in church, sit in own pew
6 z7 g$ f. W; l2 ]Confucius say, woman who fly upside down have crack up / B; _: Q0 P, K0 w$ Y0 C0 c3 ~
Confucius say, man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion * R# v2 S& @0 |) j3 ~
Confucius say, man under wheelbarrow playing with tool, not necessarily mechanic
1 X3 I; U) R4 T. A* _1 tConfucius say, house without bathroom is uncanny 2 P- a! k) e" r$ i% L/ [
Confucius say, foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ
/ l& r- d& h. x1 A4 u0 n. KConfucius say, man who sits on stool smells like shit
8 b4 m! X9 I6 r+ K# J7 f+ z* DConfucius say, man who throws dirt is losing ground 3 e# |( \3 `1 E4 G
Confucius say, woman who go to man's apartment for snack, get titbit
9 V: L! j* S, yConfucius say, man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth
0 D Y( D, W( V2 w: gConfucius say, man who get kicked in testicles, left holding the bag
4 k2 k( @. X4 ~Confucius say, man who kisses girl's behind, get crack in face
' R/ w: s# E/ N2 N7 vConfucius say, girl who ride bicycle, peddle ass all over town |
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