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这玩艺除了大师估计没人懂了。
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Confucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone
f* i+ J# o1 v# P7 OConfucius say, man who do business in whore house get jerked around $ Q7 C. H8 n* z4 U( [' e v+ H
Confucius say, baseball wrong. Man with four balls not able to walk
# L0 L, O; {8 M0 _Confucius say, panties not best thing on earth, but next to it
7 [6 a' _& y/ J8 J0 D* @9 g" NConfucius say, war not determine who right. War determine who left / z" R- @4 |7 o5 M
Confucius say, woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house
p- D- Z% E n" tConfucius say, man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night ' O$ j6 Y4 T* z5 X2 k
Confucius say, it take many nail to build crib, one screw to fill it ; x5 X5 k7 X# \4 B5 g' H S5 K; \
Confucius say, man who keep feet on ground have trouble putting on pants 6 z3 g' Z2 p9 W0 H o0 E* X
Confucius say, if you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient
, ^$ i/ l3 Y0 X: `' _Confucius say, passionate kiss like spider web, soon lead to undoing of fly
. b3 V* a- K6 A- y% Z9 U2 p9 G4 bConfucius say, better to be pissed off than pissed on
M2 j2 P; l7 k" eConfucius say, man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day long
2 A N9 l: ~' f( B) HConfucius say, couple on seven day honeymoon make whole week
; l5 d- Z$ I O) w- `Confucius say, woman who go camping must beware of evil intent $ l9 ]' M4 N: J& E I, Y9 L
Confucius say, squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts
- n( a& p1 M- ], C% k. c- E7 n* PConfucius say, man who run before bus get tired : X3 h# }* t" A
Confucius say, man who run behind bus get exhausted 8 }/ A+ E& `: x, I) x
Confucius say, man with tool in woman's mouth not necessarily dentist
% K8 y8 r' \3 B3 o4 ?Confucius say, man who make love on side of hill not on level
& f6 M1 l1 h4 ^3 O KConfucius say, sex is like the army, the closer you are to discharge, the better you feel ' U9 a/ {! }' h( u3 H. Y2 n7 ^! y: {
Confucius say, man with tight trousers is pressing his luck
* u/ i9 W6 X& O- h' n2 D7 {* C5 hConfucius say, man who stand on toilet high on pot
6 \) E6 g2 u* {) y- B. YConfucius say, man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy
& z3 Y# E2 d, ~' l. z7 uConfucius say, man with hand in pocket all day not crazy, just feeling nuts
) u+ h `5 D. f+ Z0 x& IConfucius say, man who sleep in bed of nails is holy
0 E8 t; o ]5 l5 q& }Confucius say, do not drink and park, accidents cause people
3 s9 R0 S( f* {! g2 wConfucius say, man who put pea in soup very unclean ! }2 Y/ `$ `1 ]4 U' T+ ]& C* B
Confucius say, man who run through airport turnstile backward going to Bangkok
! q% g* r" c) ~5 `- c6 hConfucius say, boy who go to sleep with sex problem on mind wake up with solution in hand ( i/ g+ F, \0 Q9 x0 ]
Confucius say, man who fishes in another woman's well, often catches crab ! w* }# i" z* v( c* H
Confucius say, to meet girl in park is good, but to park meat in girl is better
4 K- W/ J% F( L3 ]' E. BConfucius say, squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts, man lay on crack and rock nuts
& w7 ^9 k+ H: r6 A4 MConfucius say, butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders 4 J) R! B2 ]/ p- S" b
Confucius say, man who live in glass house, should change in basement
* b( ~2 z. l6 d0 ?& gConfucius say, man who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face
% o. Z/ X5 I4 u0 O0 hConfucius say, man with big mouth beware of foot
4 @# c6 E* J6 m( n$ {; @6 [, J% FConfucius say, man who fart in church, sit in own pew
1 @/ N- Q j- {Confucius say, woman who fly upside down have crack up
3 }8 L, A( ]- k' s) fConfucius say, man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion 1 s9 b, G! [6 ?5 X, U
Confucius say, man under wheelbarrow playing with tool, not necessarily mechanic + N s& e9 J8 `$ \1 w
Confucius say, house without bathroom is uncanny : D' o) e! R* w, N( ~
Confucius say, foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ
- [& g, f2 _! M7 pConfucius say, man who sits on stool smells like shit 5 E5 c- B& n. ?8 ~' S; ^
Confucius say, man who throws dirt is losing ground 7 s9 _7 T) `4 C/ g. V3 G
Confucius say, woman who go to man's apartment for snack, get titbit
) F5 E* x/ l0 S1 y" yConfucius say, man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth ! b0 X( Y- x2 I9 E& {
Confucius say, man who get kicked in testicles, left holding the bag ! S C" B0 S$ L3 H" {
Confucius say, man who kisses girl's behind, get crack in face
: d0 a/ \6 t; f* @; j3 n( b( ?Confucius say, girl who ride bicycle, peddle ass all over town |
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