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I can't believe it! I can't believe it! I won a million dollars!% \ Y% x2 s) ^7 \+ o/ [
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A mail from U.S. I received yesterday morning told me I am the winner of one-million-dollar prize of Food industry consumer's survey. Finally I am rich! To hell with that fucking job! Tomorrow I'm gonna show those assholes the mail and tell them they can fuck themselves!. ]1 H u, @1 v0 ~5 o
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I'm rich. No more girl-chasing, it's time to get chased!4 ^( {9 g6 P- A5 L
) A: t" W% W* t& r% }3 S A thousand ideas raced through my mind. A dinner with Warren Buffet for only 30 grands? Sounds good to me. Wait, how about a dinner with the richest Chinaman, Lao Yang, first? Good idea.* ]. ^, t% H7 x8 S; o
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So I picked up the cellphone and sent the rich guy a message. "A dinner on me, the second richest man in town."
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/ c1 M8 t' N& t3 G% V4 g8 T8 } Soon comes the reply:"Ok, Gentleman's club?"
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! T9 [0 P, V0 f- j Sure, why not? At 7 pm I was waiting at the table where girls were dancing around topless and here he was, a guy shorter than I thought.8 L* X( ~9 }/ X5 E' a
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Drinks? No, he had to drive home. "I've heard about you,..." He began. i& Z. K+ x4 L
* T0 R9 N5 u$ |# h "Cut the crap, "I interrupted him,"Just give me some ideas on how to get richer."* d& M& ^* k9 w
~& @* X6 b; s "You think you can buy this place?" Seeing me confused, "Three million dollars!" He said.. V; k) a( e, C, [- E& |% l
5 b# T9 h% P4 H7 K6 u, Q& X What the fuck! For a shit hole whore place like this?) c0 \) e: ]/ {% }
& ]/ ~7 i! T+ ]1 d! X) G$ @6 y "How about a plot salesman to start with," He suggested" for cemeteries?"
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2 w2 X p0 N0 J7 b j What? Cemetery? What a place is that?! P8 h# }6 y+ Z( D5 H& x- H
+ j* }" {- |( s1 }* e "First of all,"He continued" You have a foul mouth. Dead people don't mind it. Secondly, You always want the truth. What can be more true than death? The last but not least," He slowed down:" People only want to see you once, You make them think of the end of the world.", v8 O3 F6 n* ~9 h. B; _/ A$ K
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What kind of logic is this? I thought I was the salt of the earth! Isn't it better to stay on this side of the grass?
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$ _& g) }- r' z. B4 w& f On the way home, we drove past the high-level bridge. Suddenly he said:" One day we'll be like the water under the bridge, passing, forgotten."% A5 x& J/ m) a" P5 A
+ h m+ o( N8 W- Y8 B2 Y Near home he slowed the car and looked at me," I think that mail is a sham, the oldest gimmick in the book.". o8 }2 m: K' G$ W
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"I know," I said:"But it got you to pay the dinner, didn't it?" I closed the door and walked away. |
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