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( j9 i z4 i8 e. e9 b7 i) w0 _ I can't believe it! I can't believe it! I won a million dollars!
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/ V7 R' M+ R1 w( v8 I; N A mail from U.S. I received yesterday morning told me I am the winner of one-million-dollar prize of Food industry consumer's survey. Finally I am rich! To hell with that fucking job! Tomorrow I'm gonna show those assholes the mail and tell them they can fuck themselves!- w/ W# B1 g) ]# d. _/ a
/ M# a* ~3 W! s1 m) V# Z I'm rich. No more girl-chasing, it's time to get chased!
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5 _# S7 u8 Y5 {" I7 o: f" s, B( ^ A thousand ideas raced through my mind. A dinner with Warren Buffet for only 30 grands? Sounds good to me. Wait, how about a dinner with the richest Chinaman, Lao Yang, first? Good idea.
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g9 Y' u! {6 W6 m }5 t So I picked up the cellphone and sent the rich guy a message. "A dinner on me, the second richest man in town."
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/ F. o: Q0 a. Z% o0 x Soon comes the reply:"Ok, Gentleman's club?"0 b3 j6 P6 h D% ^7 \- ^% o
6 C1 j5 B- b+ V! h$ U n Sure, why not? At 7 pm I was waiting at the table where girls were dancing around topless and here he was, a guy shorter than I thought.( w5 E' {' \( a. H0 }+ h; b/ M
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Drinks? No, he had to drive home. "I've heard about you,..." He began./ z' @+ ~4 ~/ K0 f8 N
2 l. H5 C. F3 N! C* c" Z5 _7 r "Cut the crap, "I interrupted him,"Just give me some ideas on how to get richer.". m7 E Q* S/ ^ A( F8 D
7 v0 @! c$ `; ?9 c( W "You think you can buy this place?" Seeing me confused, "Three million dollars!" He said.9 n# c# n5 g" T( u+ @% c5 H: T
& |1 [+ r: o* Q [ What the fuck! For a shit hole whore place like this?
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"How about a plot salesman to start with," He suggested" for cemeteries?"& N Q3 q' x( U. F
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What? Cemetery? What a place is that?
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"First of all,"He continued" You have a foul mouth. Dead people don't mind it. Secondly, You always want the truth. What can be more true than death? The last but not least," He slowed down:" People only want to see you once, You make them think of the end of the world."2 q$ q3 K, Y' u2 Q
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What kind of logic is this? I thought I was the salt of the earth! Isn't it better to stay on this side of the grass?
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On the way home, we drove past the high-level bridge. Suddenly he said:" One day we'll be like the water under the bridge, passing, forgotten."- e t/ H' _* Y8 P6 B
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Near home he slowed the car and looked at me," I think that mail is a sham, the oldest gimmick in the book."
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"I know," I said:"But it got you to pay the dinner, didn't it?" I closed the door and walked away. |
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