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2 h5 H3 r R) `" i I can't believe it! I can't believe it! I won a million dollars!
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A mail from U.S. I received yesterday morning told me I am the winner of one-million-dollar prize of Food industry consumer's survey. Finally I am rich! To hell with that fucking job! Tomorrow I'm gonna show those assholes the mail and tell them they can fuck themselves!( r: N$ ]4 R ^9 z9 ?
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I'm rich. No more girl-chasing, it's time to get chased!
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A thousand ideas raced through my mind. A dinner with Warren Buffet for only 30 grands? Sounds good to me. Wait, how about a dinner with the richest Chinaman, Lao Yang, first? Good idea.( J# M5 r, k P
7 H" s* j( ?9 l2 c! O' Q So I picked up the cellphone and sent the rich guy a message. "A dinner on me, the second richest man in town." 0 i" A" N" W b4 Y1 {7 I b
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Soon comes the reply:"Ok, Gentleman's club?"& I8 m3 w6 v) f' Z8 p
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Sure, why not? At 7 pm I was waiting at the table where girls were dancing around topless and here he was, a guy shorter than I thought.
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* V6 C" _; C7 l9 c3 W Drinks? No, he had to drive home. "I've heard about you,..." He began.! s. G! m" `/ |+ f3 Z* A
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"Cut the crap, "I interrupted him,"Just give me some ideas on how to get richer."/ {7 y2 R" H' F# O
: E9 Y, K1 t, v- i b, a "You think you can buy this place?" Seeing me confused, "Three million dollars!" He said.$ ^9 M+ B8 t0 M) {2 |) A6 f
8 X' _# D. N4 u# g What the fuck! For a shit hole whore place like this?/ o o; y+ R3 Q6 n5 k
/ S x$ e5 S9 ?, ]6 B "How about a plot salesman to start with," He suggested" for cemeteries?"
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7 _$ a" s+ G8 b* e) h What? Cemetery? What a place is that?
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"First of all,"He continued" You have a foul mouth. Dead people don't mind it. Secondly, You always want the truth. What can be more true than death? The last but not least," He slowed down:" People only want to see you once, You make them think of the end of the world."
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; y2 Z' p* O6 |. K G1 N What kind of logic is this? I thought I was the salt of the earth! Isn't it better to stay on this side of the grass?
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On the way home, we drove past the high-level bridge. Suddenly he said:" One day we'll be like the water under the bridge, passing, forgotten."
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Near home he slowed the car and looked at me," I think that mail is a sham, the oldest gimmick in the book."7 c$ d; x! |: K! @2 {% \$ F8 Z
6 Z3 P# W. W, u) v- \ "I know," I said:"But it got you to pay the dinner, didn't it?" I closed the door and walked away. |
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