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$ ?2 U0 k' t% Y I can't believe it! I can't believe it! I won a million dollars!! X/ f$ e6 h6 e4 }( Z$ E: l
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A mail from U.S. I received yesterday morning told me I am the winner of one-million-dollar prize of Food industry consumer's survey. Finally I am rich! To hell with that fucking job! Tomorrow I'm gonna show those assholes the mail and tell them they can fuck themselves!
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; _( k+ T( h6 Z0 X; o6 c I'm rich. No more girl-chasing, it's time to get chased!' L' j" W. i; G& n! I# A
1 l& r f. O* w* w3 s' x8 e A thousand ideas raced through my mind. A dinner with Warren Buffet for only 30 grands? Sounds good to me. Wait, how about a dinner with the richest Chinaman, Lao Yang, first? Good idea.
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6 D5 g" q- J, Z3 R5 x* L So I picked up the cellphone and sent the rich guy a message. "A dinner on me, the second richest man in town." ' h0 U; i c% i( P. K7 k
+ b% x3 \: W) z$ D8 L! M8 O Soon comes the reply:"Ok, Gentleman's club?", j" s" n% Y& H$ Z. [; R
! r" i. ?, G# | Sure, why not? At 7 pm I was waiting at the table where girls were dancing around topless and here he was, a guy shorter than I thought./ D* n4 u7 b+ A5 B) `& i: j: L
) d1 ~6 ~. i# k8 S7 A( G Drinks? No, he had to drive home. "I've heard about you,..." He began.& }+ e1 p% l [& A5 ~
) ^' F, S w7 `9 r "Cut the crap, "I interrupted him,"Just give me some ideas on how to get richer."% g, m3 Q7 v u
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"You think you can buy this place?" Seeing me confused, "Three million dollars!" He said.
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What the fuck! For a shit hole whore place like this?
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"How about a plot salesman to start with," He suggested" for cemeteries?"
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What? Cemetery? What a place is that?/ l- a0 ]* }2 B2 ?% b
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"First of all,"He continued" You have a foul mouth. Dead people don't mind it. Secondly, You always want the truth. What can be more true than death? The last but not least," He slowed down:" People only want to see you once, You make them think of the end of the world."
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What kind of logic is this? I thought I was the salt of the earth! Isn't it better to stay on this side of the grass?
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3 K! O, W' R7 A On the way home, we drove past the high-level bridge. Suddenly he said:" One day we'll be like the water under the bridge, passing, forgotten."
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) \( v' x/ k* \) n' i Near home he slowed the car and looked at me," I think that mail is a sham, the oldest gimmick in the book."5 @/ {8 [- A) u9 S# r* \( y% p A3 q
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"I know," I said:"But it got you to pay the dinner, didn't it?" I closed the door and walked away. |
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