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爆笑英文版三字经

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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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人之初:At the begining of life.
' D0 K) K7 x5 J1 x0 y6 a1 B性本善:Sex is good.
4 j  A& Y3 f2 [性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
: x" }& [/ M6 m, `$ @1 A& E2 Z习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it. 7 P0 K! M5 K5 f+ I5 \. p* O
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time. ) p: R$ y/ S: \4 `& y9 d
性乃迁:Sex will leave you.. % j: j4 E2 Z0 V  j: ?2 Z6 J( }

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" e' a% M+ s# q: k* V( m# h教之道:The way of learning it
2 X! U7 o8 X; U# s* c  ~贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.
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, }7 o- m+ M) U+ V2 M; e- a* K昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng 5 }4 A4 C2 b- r! A% B- A( f# |) a' J
择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.   t. D5 m' q  Q* U/ b+ v( E

' |* j* u% d" f% x: s7 {子不学:If you don't study hard,
& R# \' g; L: e7 P& j7 w* G( v断机杼:Your Dick will become useless. 6 I9 k6 G+ u2 f
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous : p& w* ^6 m9 f% D3 w
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine 7 }9 u% C6 V  O# U1 M! e2 i6 U# t/ J
教五子 All his five son took it , a  i1 `: m5 P6 O3 Y$ n6 z9 o
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown. 8 t6 e3 K4 ~% i0 g2 m

6 H+ Q, b4 O0 Z6 |5 _养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
+ D/ N  P% E4 R1 q" Z  k5 k% e父之过 It is all your fault. 6 K' Q* o5 |; q& K7 [  g
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
9 K& v! Z- O6 i: w师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 7 r6 Z8 ?* S- a& z

/ V' Z4 B/ \% j子不学 You may refuse to study this
( e# v+ K' ?* c5 [8 F% ]" Q; n0 P5 ~非所宜 but that is a real mistake
" M1 F" P: n& G% ^幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
' I6 P  ]/ ?' O7 p6 [老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
7 {2 A* e: L1 x. F! ~* S; L" C5 G不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
% f7 k  l( z8 \& F4 f: T人不学 If you don't learn sex, 3 g9 r" u4 p) x; B7 d# J: N+ t
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!' x* R0 n+ Q; G2 m: G
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!
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