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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
人之初:At the begining of life.
( i  y2 ?  C+ i! |% G3 e* `" u性本善:Sex is good.
$ |& ?+ G$ y1 x6 h5 N性相近:Basically,all the sex are same. 5 c! w* r  k) t; ~
习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it. # n% f' @  N; d6 Y5 u5 K1 v
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time. , s8 e! f9 e3 N$ N' D
性乃迁:Sex will leave you.. 6 A# q4 l1 @- {, T7 W3 p, _2 p/ v  @

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教之道:The way of learning it
. l4 N: L4 @3 ?/ r- y/ N. ^& D贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.
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1 {6 i2 x' u  @6 j6 R" c3 [昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
' T* Y5 _! o2 ?: [6 @2 ~) V. `择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence. 0 I/ B3 l$ Y8 I; A) s0 H! Q
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子不学:If you don't study hard,   J7 o* \4 v3 y: x0 U1 ~/ M. W$ L
断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
4 J- S5 U6 L0 A, A6 F0 D) C有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
+ B/ ~/ p) T3 }- x教五子 All his five son took it
2 o( t! ]% p: M; Q名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown. ! L' W; j5 s/ u' J9 i

1 ^& a" e; U, f3 P% F" H+ r养不教 If your children don't know how to do it, 1 p2 M% W7 w% U2 ?$ S
父之过 It is all your fault.
- g4 i9 N5 N) t% f# W0 \! V教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
5 S0 j/ i* k+ o) s师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 6 w4 h) f) }1 \
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子不学 You may refuse to study this
8 ?8 h4 G+ q) |( o非所宜 but that is a real mistake , B) ~& a% ]: ~, _
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood, : k+ l( s5 u+ s
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged ! i; n; F' o! d9 G$ D
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick, ; l+ H0 X8 j0 p' E
不成器 It won't become hard and strong. / h  }/ C: h0 s1 p3 _; V
人不学 If you don't learn sex, , t# f% Z% e" Y( B- e6 T' L& _
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!
+ a, T, X  b. tFaint!!!!!!!!!!!
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