爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
6 k! x& v5 Q2 M+ J性本善：Sex is good.
# G, m0 J+ c! q2 T" i, B2 T- T性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
2 k- n  e4 R# J+ v, R! Y! F' p习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
5 l4 Q7 `, m/ _3 g6 V* N4 g性乃迁：Sex will leave you..


6 ?5 m9 M2 Y: L. C教之道：The way of learning it
贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.
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" }9 @  ~" ?! [! z8 u昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.

, M( Y' ]$ p2 a$ [子不学：If you don't study hard,
  {* f& ]6 j  b4 J- @断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.
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6 a/ ~6 O/ R7 o# M, e窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
' [' Y" t0 i/ D6 O教五子 All his five son took it
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.

* ?" f7 k. y0 M3 |5 \( ?/ ?+ e养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
父之过 It is all your fault.
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
7 l) A% s1 Z) t% q/ t4 O, E师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.

5 Z6 z8 {8 p4 R: d9 d子不学 You may refuse to study this
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
6 A' I/ [; a0 n6 F$ D8 C( d3 L人不学 If you don't learn sex,
" j; A# m  f4 D2 j- D不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
; b+ I- ]  r4 eFaint!!!!!!!!!!!