酒吧规矩!!!

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酒吧规矩!!!


) x6 w) l* w# |) N1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.

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4. Change your toast at least once a month.


$ w2 @; u0 s* Z: V7 {5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.
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" H4 |  F& G( U/ K) k6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.

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) y; h7 q* X7 w* F5 r8 ?. W7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night.
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, a; \6 O  P8 R2 ~0 k/ N8 [/ _$ d8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails.


9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile.

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2 M2 K. ]7 \) R- l* l  E10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.
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11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I’m going to get drunk. I hate shots. It’s coming back up.


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13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He'll get the message.

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+ n1 X5 ]8 w$ b, L* T% k2 [( }14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.
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4 J) h0 H6 e! k, J15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.


16. If she buys you a drink, she likes you.
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: F0 J9 l# t8 E9 u/ S+ x* V' b17. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference.
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" ~+ ~3 M8 G4 L+ f7 Q9 \# M- @18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.
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! |6 s* [" _7 W19. If you don't have a corkscrew, push the cork down into the bottle with a pen.
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20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.


21. Our parents were better drinkers than we are.

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+ V5 R( M; ?7 r7 m$ [22. Never talk to someone in the restroom unless you're doing the same thing—urinating, waiting in line or washing your hands.
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23. Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not.
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24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.
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; @) E6 [2 y' B- f25. It is only permissible to shout 'woo-hoo!' if you are doing a shot with four or more people.