酒吧规矩!!!

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酒吧规矩!!!
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1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.

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/ ~9 E$ H1 `2 f% i2 D+ n3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.

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+ Q# V+ V9 L) j$ W! `4. Change your toast at least once a month.
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/ F- a% W, J4 D* u. m5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.

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+ x3 k9 P8 I2 X# E6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.

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7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night.


8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails.
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9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile.
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) s  |5 ?. v$ V& U' h8 l10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.
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11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I’m going to get drunk. I hate shots. It’s coming back up.


12. Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong.
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13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He'll get the message.


! Q5 j  O* p" S$ m14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.


15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.
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16. If she buys you a drink, she likes you.


7 V, C5 ~+ |' v, C9 |17. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference.
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18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.


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" P' A6 }% N! [* z1 \* b+ X" H20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.
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21. Our parents were better drinkers than we are.
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3 C4 o! L% T1 S. ^5 f) Q+ a2 f22. Never talk to someone in the restroom unless you're doing the same thing—urinating, waiting in line or washing your hands.
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0 H, s* x$ G$ u8 q5 z, {4 U23. Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not.
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# \5 Y4 u0 r' a& V( t! g1 \) P24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.
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25. It is only permissible to shout 'woo-hoo!' if you are doing a shot with four or more people.