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1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.5 F$ j' E: m) d2 s8 ]& h: \# l# t
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2. Always toast before doing a shot.
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9 Q) {/ Z7 A# [1 F& L3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.
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4. Change your toast at least once a month.
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5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.
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" C1 H* h) P- l' K7 j$ ^6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.) t2 l, l$ O( n7 d; |
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, m8 h5 L) E/ P! _: ?9 D# z# L7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night.! z7 ]( z) ~( K
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9 T* V G; |0 ^' y3 Z0 W8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails. 0 c* A2 k7 d3 ~; g
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9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile.6 A n: B* i, Y _
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10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.2 Y/ ^* T- g' L: W8 q
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11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I’m going to get drunk. I hate shots. It’s coming back up.$ B8 b! {: Q) _/ V4 C* W
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12. Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong.4 I; _* c# v; W+ r# |- c
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13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He'll get the message.3 l' W4 {/ l8 ?' Y
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14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.: ^2 @; R0 N5 d; g0 m7 x; g
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15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.
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16. If she buys you a drink, she likes you.. E- g1 o9 N0 O, r) Z9 ?
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9 @- G3 n/ S F* T& _# G1 d; m17. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference.
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) ], a2 w0 ^" F+ V, h18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.
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* |; v6 t5 J L19. If you don't have a corkscrew, push the cork down into the bottle with a pen.
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20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.
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21. Our parents were better drinkers than we are.9 q5 ]2 N" s/ N" s. q
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22. Never talk to someone in the restroom unless you're doing the same thing—urinating, waiting in line or washing your hands., n+ O) ^1 Z9 }& C
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23. Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not.
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4 X" [. Y% A1 C4 [" }, f# C3 b24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.. k* j8 H, x7 D1 K8 e/ s0 p; D; {2 [
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25. It is only permissible to shout 'woo-hoo!' if you are doing a shot with four or more people. |
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