酒吧规矩!!!

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酒吧规矩!!!
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1 q  Y. g# \# C- P* N0 l, M1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.
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& l2 f7 @+ @5 O2 \. a7 T: ^& j2. Always toast before doing a shot.
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3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.
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4. Change your toast at least once a month.


5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.

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6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.


7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night.

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/ G2 C- D4 Z4 i$ ?" v8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails.

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9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile.
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" d' I. C" N6 Q( X! G10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.
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8 O' M# \! H6 c0 b1 _, {: \11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I’m going to get drunk. I hate shots. It’s coming back up.


3 s9 U5 G9 |6 g" E& e) ^/ U! a12. Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong.


13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He'll get the message.


14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.


15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.

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16. If she buys you a drink, she likes you.
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17. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference.


18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.
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19. If you don't have a corkscrew, push the cork down into the bottle with a pen.

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20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.
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! }8 u) T6 m: x  {21. Our parents were better drinkers than we are.
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22. Never talk to someone in the restroom unless you're doing the same thing—urinating, waiting in line or washing your hands.


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, S; ~/ s. Q8 F3 U9 S# C1 F( f/ o24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.
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25. It is only permissible to shout 'woo-hoo!' if you are doing a shot with four or more people.