酒吧规矩!!!

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酒吧规矩!!!
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+ f) A4 u  I  i8 T. H1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.

2. Always toast before doing a shot.
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3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.
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+ Q% U' r: ?9 U4. Change your toast at least once a month.
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5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.


6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.


7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night.
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8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails.


9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile.


10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.
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) L$ S7 ^) v2 J1 g, d11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I’m going to get drunk. I hate shots. It’s coming back up.

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, [, G6 K! T; j" b/ d12. Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong.


7 }' L  D- l8 Q& ^$ X: \. D) Y6 f13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He'll get the message.

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14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.

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* i9 y6 s1 E9 Z$ I# j8 R15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.
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- g8 S. Q: H/ F( p16. If she buys you a drink, she likes you.


17. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference.
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18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.


19. If you don't have a corkscrew, push the cork down into the bottle with a pen.

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$ g  g9 [* m+ A. D  R20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.
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- \' K3 [1 H0 j0 r21. Our parents were better drinkers than we are.


22. Never talk to someone in the restroom unless you're doing the same thing—urinating, waiting in line or washing your hands.
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8 `6 T1 A, o; B6 y4 A* ~23. Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not.


9 G4 O6 f. ]! ]6 {6 h* y  w24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.
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# S6 m# A6 J0 P' o0 k% n) p25. It is only permissible to shout 'woo-hoo!' if you are doing a shot with four or more people.