酒吧规矩!!!

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酒吧规矩!!!


( P. V! n6 R; Z! o( O# x; y) f1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.
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% V2 C/ y% c+ d$ ^& ]& X% j4 C2. Always toast before doing a shot.

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* y5 y$ P; ]* d4 @, `. v7 V3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.

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4. Change your toast at least once a month.
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5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.


( o% b, s- ]  M5 S( ~6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.


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  t& y9 Z. H) X" [5 t7 M8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails.
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9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile.


10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.
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* k1 j! [) D: a+ |, @11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I’m going to get drunk. I hate shots. It’s coming back up.
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12. Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong.

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% D# `" c5 g8 X1 c13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He'll get the message.


# J. P! M& c" ~) ?14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.

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15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.
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16. If she buys you a drink, she likes you.
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17. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference.


18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.

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19. If you don't have a corkscrew, push the cork down into the bottle with a pen.
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20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.
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21. Our parents were better drinkers than we are.

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22. Never talk to someone in the restroom unless you're doing the same thing—urinating, waiting in line or washing your hands.
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23. Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not.


  Q1 z+ d2 Y8 [6 U/ Y* z24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.

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/ ^1 J+ [; z  W& ]25. It is only permissible to shout 'woo-hoo!' if you are doing a shot with four or more people.