酒吧规矩!!!

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酒吧规矩!!!
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1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.

2. Always toast before doing a shot.
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3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.

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4. Change your toast at least once a month.
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5 A3 L# x- j3 Z: H$ d5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.
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6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.

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7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night.


8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails.
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: ]3 d% c2 C( v$ K, n3 C) d9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile.

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10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.


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4 d9 M0 ^# g* B# A: {% n12. Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong.
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# }1 \5 f; T" [, m13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He'll get the message.

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14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.
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) P1 r  T: [. M9 c7 A15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.
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* h4 g6 h% T2 v6 T16. If she buys you a drink, she likes you.
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; o6 v3 g* \$ `% E17. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference.

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. s8 W. M) o2 a0 a, {18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.
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19. If you don't have a corkscrew, push the cork down into the bottle with a pen.
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20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.

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21. Our parents were better drinkers than we are.


22. Never talk to someone in the restroom unless you're doing the same thing—urinating, waiting in line or washing your hands.

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6 e& c# G: d# P7 c; v23. Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not.
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24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.

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25. It is only permissible to shout 'woo-hoo!' if you are doing a shot with four or more people.