酒吧规矩!!!

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酒吧规矩!!!

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4 Q, c( t8 Z" @' g, p& I4 ]1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.
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2. Always toast before doing a shot.

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3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.


( ?6 I" `, d1 m4. Change your toast at least once a month.

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5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.


6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.
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7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night.
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' s  T- L* o# T; o+ [  z0 G: B0 \8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails.

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* b! j2 x1 p2 h) k. x+ q9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile.

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5 a0 d6 b$ C1 e+ d2 p1 g10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.


' y3 U5 G( s. g1 k, ]7 A; |11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I’m going to get drunk. I hate shots. It’s coming back up.
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9 b5 G6 @, N* ]$ y  v4 e1 \- i. A  @12. Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong.
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' K. h; a3 u- u0 N- v2 {. b. p. e$ H13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He'll get the message.
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! i  g0 j8 y2 v; [+ J14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.
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+ i6 w7 \, R& L15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.
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16. If she buys you a drink, she likes you.
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17. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference.

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" `& C1 c! f4 `; c  R18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.


19. If you don't have a corkscrew, push the cork down into the bottle with a pen.


6 [1 ]: ]+ n% J$ [20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.
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& w; R; {. y1 p. s5 f) M21. Our parents were better drinkers than we are.

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22. Never talk to someone in the restroom unless you're doing the same thing—urinating, waiting in line or washing your hands.

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23. Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not.

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24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.


3 K, b- @5 f8 f. x25. It is only permissible to shout 'woo-hoo!' if you are doing a shot with four or more people.