老外翻译的三字经

春泥

人之初： At the beginning of life.
性本善： Sex is good.
0 W; X0 c  f- R性相近： Basically, all the sex are same.
习相远： But it depends on how the way you do it.
8 C) j/ H; l- p6 j苟不教： If you do not practise all the time.
1 M2 a( M  z& X- F( g% `5 s" O; y性乃迁： Sex will leave you..
/ B7 w3 I2 J0 i: B7 v" |教之道： The way of learning it
贵以专： It is very important to make love with only one person.
昔孟母： Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
* z0 R) {2 ?+ L" q择邻处： Choose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
子不学： If you don’t study hard,
0 U% \! w9 c4 n6 d' ^: i# {9 f, O断机杼： Your Dick will become useless.
窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
; Z0 w( t- ]  s  |" |8 X6 x0 n有义方 Owned a very effective exciting medicine
教五子 All his five son took it
名俱扬 And their sexual ability were well-known.
  m3 Z' ^- d9 R. ^养不教 If your children don’t know how to do it,
& y3 x0 j) q- _* X父之过 It is all your fault.
/ K) v) V5 \  w- c0 X4 a4 ?+ f9 ~教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
子不学 You may refuse to study this
  l9 ~+ x* |1 a6 c: }) E非所宜 But that is a real mistake
1 Q) }1 ^3 l) u+ J幼不学 If you don’t learn it in childhood,
9 |8 Q! C. y3 m  Q* p& w# U9 y1 g老何为 You will lose your ability when aged
7 Q6 u: @1 U( U, n; Q玉不琢 If you don’t exercise your dick,
. y: P% D0 w. p6 b* G不成器 It won’t become hard and strong.
! F5 w  n* ~/ C4 M2 f人不学 If you don’t learn sex,
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

叽里咕噜

断机杼： Your Dick will become useless.

芳子吾吾

原帖由 春泥 于 2006-8-3 11:09 发表
人之初： At the beginning of life.
性本善： Sex is good.
& I8 x! J) S8 x8 c性相近： Basically, all the sex are same.
习相远： But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教： If you do not practise all the  ...

7 i( I+ I! K$ y) I' O5 l% h. n服了！

kingsnake

春泥是我的好導師。

吉赛儿

这个太强了~~~~~~
顶一下~

春泥

原帖由 kingsnake 于 2006-8-3 12:46 发表
春泥是我的好導師。

别，别，真是老外翻释的，我只是转过来而已。

eastroster

原帖由 春泥 于 2006-8-4 14:06 发表
7 W! R; i; B  r0 U1 A. G
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别，别，真是老外翻释的，我只是转过来而已。

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此地无银三百两？
春泥翻释水平很高啊！

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扁舟

断机杼： Your Dick will become useless
8 D& M7 ~& ~9 H7 P+ O这句，把useless 改为broken更符合原文，信达雅

sinocanada

Your Dick will become useless