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Snape is sitting behind his table, when there is a knock on the door. ! X/ r6 ]" f8 u( y0 Q7 g8 V
Snape: Who is it?
: P( h& P4 |2 K0 U) d3 K( hVoldemort: You-know-who!
- a/ g! B7 R. r. t, dSnape: No, I don't, so who are you?
3 @8 \& |! l5 ?7 K, h# s6 rVoldemort: You-know-who!
2 p% ?' `: l3 ?6 W5 d9 }& L: qSnape: As I've already said, I don't, so could you be a little more precisely?
$ t- g6 ]$ A* U5 m# P+ W9 |% E: uVoldemort: The dark Lord!
. M# d* b& `' P5 HSnape: Sauron???
. y: \' h: a: W! ~6 K% HVoldemort: The other one... 6 d$ X& ]9 _$ y) z
Snape: Darth Vader??? 5 i; M8 |7 }2 K
Voldemort: Let's put it that way: I'm the one you fear most!
% y9 f/ s$ A* d& H0 mSnape: Hermione???? ; x5 r3 T0 Z8 l" C3 b* Z, k
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3 X# C( e- _: n* O5 p8 _Voldemort: Harry, I am your father!
6 ~. M6 E7 s; U8 K- SSnape: Wait a moment, I thought you were my father! " h. Q; _, L0 P2 S0 Z
Voldemort: Oh yeah, that's true... It's both true! 2 e% D& u( Z% f% Q9 }7 Q; E
Snape: So Harry is my brother?
: L i5 M& }4 wVoldemort: Your twin brother!
) V n6 o" Q5 A* q% f5 j8 USnape: Twin brother? I'm over twenty years older than him!
2 i& X# c/ ~ Z oVoldemort: He's the younger twin!
5 H. c* m7 h/ S+ ]8 ?# xSnape: Okay, no problem!' n ]! K4 f0 {0 A
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% P0 L& o* e G* l9 f8 ISeverus: What's that?
# i g8 Y. B8 h" f* }7 HHarry: Your cauldron.
1 y z; b% w9 oSeverus: What's a cauldron?
! K( o; O) a) j& R$ {. d UHarry: Dunno.
. F6 S+ |9 g, ]# CSeverus: Looks like something to eat. 9 _1 a* c0 I% O% p+ p
Harry: Yeah.
! _% d0 @( E4 ]: R$ D; gSeverus: You first. 2 z# P9 S7 n; I1 l" P
Harry: It's delicious.
) g+ X# C+ r+ k/ l1 W" VSeverus: It's my cauldron. How dare you to eat it?!
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