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Snape is sitting behind his table, when there is a knock on the door. 2 b! _* K# b+ R8 }& ], d
Snape: Who is it?
" M, n4 E$ d4 l4 b% E% [Voldemort: You-know-who! " t; c. ]1 u4 U Y! J$ |( R V
Snape: No, I don't, so who are you? 5 k" o; z8 Z1 y; }: e9 G8 L/ ]
Voldemort: You-know-who! 6 d* |# e: W. S# l
Snape: As I've already said, I don't, so could you be a little more precisely? $ a: @6 e/ Y! p' z* f; A
Voldemort: The dark Lord! 4 F5 G2 P2 X2 n" z. X
Snape: Sauron??? & {1 i0 W5 J& x9 B1 O* l
Voldemort: The other one... " O# T( J' b2 L6 r; R& P( a+ ^; V
Snape: Darth Vader??? 5 P. T# H+ Y1 r3 w3 t! l8 o
Voldemort: Let's put it that way: I'm the one you fear most!
" r- {- S% T8 N5 e( f4 iSnape: Hermione???? * h+ n; ?& ]1 I* {
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% S) v' R* c8 s' ]' i# AVoldemort: Harry, I am your father!
0 T' D5 q3 n" ^9 nSnape: Wait a moment, I thought you were my father!
* C& y# ^8 ?* ]# WVoldemort: Oh yeah, that's true... It's both true! 3 Z% j$ `' j! Q+ p
Snape: So Harry is my brother?
1 H' y# [. X4 t: i- L* FVoldemort: Your twin brother!
* m& O& { P; _- o L& v7 J0 Y) |Snape: Twin brother? I'm over twenty years older than him! $ I/ m* G& A6 a7 @
Voldemort: He's the younger twin! 3 \7 k3 `3 L% P* ]8 ?
Snape: Okay, no problem!
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Severus: What's that? : ?; G- B/ n4 [- }
Harry: Your cauldron.
* g! j5 F, x& Q( L* t/ f' uSeverus: What's a cauldron?
5 S% z( ]5 U9 IHarry: Dunno. ' W: J9 v8 }4 j T: k6 t
Severus: Looks like something to eat. 2 V: t4 W0 j5 \( ?( K2 k+ D
Harry: Yeah. : `8 d' f; K6 |$ e: A
Severus: You first.
. h V( M' ^9 s sHarry: It's delicious. 2 }; o$ b8 X7 ]9 N& x3 t( E
Severus: It's my cauldron. How dare you to eat it?!
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