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恶搞 关于教授的笑话(英文)

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发表于 2013-2-12 05:24 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Snape is sitting behind his table, when there is a knock on the door.
4 W: F* Q% X5 T1 F% h9 n  FSnape: Who is it? . ~( K& _8 a" X- [. b5 c
Voldemort: You-know-who!
  h1 S; L  b5 E% JSnape: No, I don't, so who are you? , v6 a1 E. P) V$ G
Voldemort: You-know-who!
3 G/ i3 L: F7 uSnape: As I've already said, I don't, so could you be a little more precisely?
" t" `+ z, \# i/ ~' O: K- |: s$ JVoldemort: The dark Lord!
7 k, p8 p8 v/ ~8 M* u6 x' sSnape: Sauron??? 3 x- U8 _& n7 ~$ ~' O, j  C# `
Voldemort: The other one...
2 D9 |7 r* y' j2 a. N% Q. fSnape: Darth Vader???
4 m7 X; R2 Q' {5 |( C/ X9 l, WVoldemort: Let's put it that way: I'm the one you fear most! 8 f7 T) s( w/ ?  E* m4 _
Snape: Hermione???? 9 p; d6 p& l7 e+ p' h; E% q( g# a

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Voldemort: Harry, I am your father!
* P0 O8 W& u% M7 C; h) i* f+ x; f" ]Snape: Wait a moment, I thought you were my father!
  o" w3 V9 t& LVoldemort: Oh yeah, that's true... It's both true!
5 \( O+ @$ V. ^$ x* A7 lSnape: So Harry is my brother?
- D: U, M% Q4 X  ^. O' ~* f9 @Voldemort: Your twin brother!
* T2 M% U. e* ?5 W/ USnape: Twin brother? I'm over twenty years older than him!
7 A$ w4 B/ @4 n  g$ P8 f- r( DVoldemort: He's the younger twin! 9 `+ m7 u6 L7 y
Snape: Okay, no problem!
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Severus: What's that?
: ?0 M9 P3 g% Y& ]" oHarry: Your cauldron.
4 A' q) d0 Q. n; Y5 ]/ tSeverus: What's a cauldron? ) a( {! U) s" Q) m  _2 `" e! w
Harry: Dunno.
) w% s  j7 K& d2 y) y  DSeverus: Looks like something to eat. ' H" M$ _' \1 h) T/ E
Harry: Yeah.
; [; Y; [9 N* `( R, e/ q" ^Severus: You first.
2 x1 `5 h* e% _* M4 C6 DHarry: It's delicious. 8 _3 r- B  n# [, R
Severus: It's my cauldron. How dare you to eat it?!# f2 S, t( W- N
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发表于 2013-2-12 16:47 | 显示全部楼层
前二个有点好笑, 第三个不好玩。
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