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Snape is sitting behind his table, when there is a knock on the door. # Z4 z7 ~) ~+ g& [
Snape: Who is it?
v5 p% R. V2 f. o) k, T5 tVoldemort: You-know-who!
4 F! o& X, S$ k% _( j; kSnape: No, I don't, so who are you? : b1 ?$ \$ y$ C9 e4 {
Voldemort: You-know-who!
, f0 c# j- s0 e0 a1 ]- U0 rSnape: As I've already said, I don't, so could you be a little more precisely?
9 x R- L. }, A8 s* U4 V/ F/ JVoldemort: The dark Lord!
+ ~; g i' P* d/ c6 kSnape: Sauron??? ! s/ w: H9 {6 Q9 j O! g. J, y) B
Voldemort: The other one...
/ D- ~# l- j4 L7 S8 `; _2 F% @( J0 zSnape: Darth Vader??? + K. N/ N1 C. \5 T! m3 |
Voldemort: Let's put it that way: I'm the one you fear most! & A0 R+ ]! Q" ^" e7 o, ~4 Y$ ~
Snape: Hermione???? 1 G: _) p" I; ?$ S. g
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i5 A6 s- a8 a$ EVoldemort: Harry, I am your father! " ?% V# K9 W; V/ O5 r0 T
Snape: Wait a moment, I thought you were my father!
* C" q& i4 T, c! f7 iVoldemort: Oh yeah, that's true... It's both true! 6 O$ g% [& J5 |2 s0 F
Snape: So Harry is my brother? $ q* }/ g0 n4 ^/ N+ ]
Voldemort: Your twin brother!
4 m2 R) u: G+ d( L6 DSnape: Twin brother? I'm over twenty years older than him!
0 \5 W* }7 Y1 xVoldemort: He's the younger twin! 1 p' V$ P. `. K4 ~" ^! ?( x( [5 [" ]
Snape: Okay, no problem!* d- o& g y4 C" h* `$ P+ P y
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Severus: What's that?
- H" J! j" [$ u( v, `( cHarry: Your cauldron.
7 J; s% b" C- s7 D4 YSeverus: What's a cauldron? 6 V+ X; D( {4 ^( l4 X6 S$ b
Harry: Dunno.
' F6 {9 k9 b" g9 BSeverus: Looks like something to eat.
7 h a& k/ h kHarry: Yeah. 6 X/ V! Z3 n4 c7 u
Severus: You first.
. w1 g( S/ m0 F$ R% ^6 l8 ^Harry: It's delicious.
" R; O4 i K! I5 \5 XSeverus: It's my cauldron. How dare you to eat it?!
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