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Snape is sitting behind his table, when there is a knock on the door.
5 T. F( O9 f: _* O: p* I, `! hSnape: Who is it?
# M; N" U- M& K5 U1 AVoldemort: You-know-who! : r8 n2 y8 s3 ~' e5 N; a
Snape: No, I don't, so who are you?
' _6 A1 p# D' D2 T; zVoldemort: You-know-who! 1 C0 g+ U' r' g( k' t9 [
Snape: As I've already said, I don't, so could you be a little more precisely?
) ]% r: g0 p8 M+ ` v" q6 m7 XVoldemort: The dark Lord! % d% ]) e% d1 O! y/ ~. D$ l
Snape: Sauron???
4 x3 H" p9 L0 uVoldemort: The other one...
) s5 A9 r. Q3 GSnape: Darth Vader???
0 B8 d, S' j8 G3 b8 XVoldemort: Let's put it that way: I'm the one you fear most!
4 y- ]5 v* B' C: q0 V8 O# j4 t& ySnape: Hermione????
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# P2 u. s0 I) nVoldemort: Harry, I am your father! 3 r: U( ^3 `+ }; ?' w2 ?" P
Snape: Wait a moment, I thought you were my father!
, e$ e; B8 }, E+ E5 `. GVoldemort: Oh yeah, that's true... It's both true!
E5 {! _2 ?2 j( [Snape: So Harry is my brother? # L5 |" _& H( }2 D' J' l
Voldemort: Your twin brother!
5 e5 b/ y( T# cSnape: Twin brother? I'm over twenty years older than him! ) z) P7 C7 L4 R: A$ ?
Voldemort: He's the younger twin! 0 T3 w" w1 F( X
Snape: Okay, no problem!. e! O0 s' y+ q& _, \
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Severus: What's that?
2 ]4 Q* o( S1 e5 |- T0 `Harry: Your cauldron. ) Z% o p0 ^4 @) W4 ]# E' P P
Severus: What's a cauldron?
* }; y! `3 M" I8 R9 l2 w, bHarry: Dunno. # Z7 I$ D. \' n9 w
Severus: Looks like something to eat.
) h1 }! n: I# z% a( y9 ~/ mHarry: Yeah.
+ d1 G" T) E$ i% H2 a2 b% C9 q, l: E8 XSeverus: You first. 1 w* D# {1 f/ ^& ]! l! ^. Y) n
Harry: It's delicious.
# R3 t7 v9 i5 Z9 eSeverus: It's my cauldron. How dare you to eat it?!
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