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( B; p) ?8 @" v' {. dSnape is sitting behind his table, when there is a knock on the door. 3 \4 [( G% }8 O) L. y) w1 D
Snape: Who is it?
, _; D5 D9 b6 o2 D' UVoldemort: You-know-who!
, g) t7 O6 e; V; O! OSnape: No, I don't, so who are you? 6 N( H" w" k4 I/ }
Voldemort: You-know-who!
) a1 c2 i, {: z$ oSnape: As I've already said, I don't, so could you be a little more precisely? 0 z0 ~9 y( J7 @
Voldemort: The dark Lord! 6 R5 \( d7 p- i1 }+ G/ \
Snape: Sauron??? 3 O+ G# k' r& k
Voldemort: The other one... $ A1 P; |. b) h/ X( `& P
Snape: Darth Vader??? , e6 w! N2 d/ O7 t: T
Voldemort: Let's put it that way: I'm the one you fear most! , u+ v/ I( G7 N
Snape: Hermione????
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Voldemort: Harry, I am your father! : r) O9 V3 m+ F+ P
Snape: Wait a moment, I thought you were my father!
' ~ {1 D) D! ?% x9 x" HVoldemort: Oh yeah, that's true... It's both true!
. j2 `% ? ^1 C3 r3 O3 y$ s. KSnape: So Harry is my brother?
$ Y" u3 k3 P& [3 s( mVoldemort: Your twin brother!
0 H, O: E" f4 v b# m. VSnape: Twin brother? I'm over twenty years older than him! : R; P+ G8 b4 `" Y5 ?) I
Voldemort: He's the younger twin! 6 W0 z5 R) r3 m2 _8 N( C% z2 E( x7 H* ~
Snape: Okay, no problem!/ a3 e; T# b' l3 E; s, a6 l7 _/ J8 v
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Severus: What's that? * ~6 m6 ?' H: N7 Q+ N1 A' D
Harry: Your cauldron. ! E+ s* E& f& ?
Severus: What's a cauldron?
4 z* _8 ^9 P# U& v3 ^Harry: Dunno.
: g/ w+ e7 |; j$ ~1 cSeverus: Looks like something to eat. " x+ ^9 H! V& _- h
Harry: Yeah.
1 ]$ \5 d5 A7 r9 c9 A) w+ xSeverus: You first. ' L- ?/ E2 O) G R F
Harry: It's delicious. . M) s G7 I& D! R* L$ t
Severus: It's my cauldron. How dare you to eat it?!: N$ P! D) W5 b( D* S- m
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