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Q: Do Chinese eat dogs?# V- L M4 C/ s) Q
A: Yes.We eat a lot of dogs. And cats,too. Especially on your "Thanksgiving" day. Besides, turkeys are our favorite pets. We regard turkeysas human’s best friends. In China only the most uneducated eat turkeys.
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* g0 S5 D! x8 Y$ L' t" E- @ VQ:中国人吃狗吗?
- U/ `5 K* }$ F, Z4 oA:当然了,我们还吃猫呢,特备是在你们的感恩节的时候。另外,我们最爱的宠物是火鸡,我们觉得火鸡是人类最好的朋友。在中国,只有素质最底下的人才吃火鸡呢。
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Q: China is becoming strong. Does your government want to take over the world?
- {* Q* z8 M3 B n3 [# b' m1 MA: Yes, absolutely. As soon as we become powerful, we will invade Iraq and Afghanistan.
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' H5 y9 i" Q& ~2 w8 E* y/ vQ:中国越来越强大,你们的政府会控制世界吗?
' a. t4 n( ` a* C5 C9 r: J* JA:那当然。一旦我们有了实力,我们就会入侵伊拉克和阿富汗。$ F" h/ _+ M+ ~7 O
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$ D% H6 w3 t5 L; k4 g% R; mQ: Why doesn’t your government give Tibet back to its monks?! v6 j2 ]" U* u9 Y% ]# p
A: Because the monks want to help the Seminoles take back Florida.% l3 p0 F" S5 ]5 n7 x4 L
注:Seminoles (印第安人的)塞米诺尔族3 d# U) _% X5 k6 Q# K6 u
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6 @; h5 K) I: N3 \$ [3 YQ:为什么你们的政府不把XZ还给和尚呢?& e8 M: O5 R6 g/ ?/ ]
A:因为和尚想帮助(印第安人的)塞米诺尔族拿回弗罗里达。
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5 s+ x2 }3 E/ P3 ~$ _9 n" F% LQ: Are the products made in China very cheap? c! ?0 [% ~: F3 Q/ x7 P9 D4 o9 O
A: Yes. Were we using black slaves, the price would be even cheaper.+ _1 v8 E- z! m2 [' z$ O; C, V
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Q:Made in China的东西是不是都特便宜啊?1 B$ z( S( a- q& s% t" Z9 S
A:当然。如果我们用黑奴的话还能更便宜点。$ _* f# g. L8 j6 f
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Q: You have 1.4 billion people. Now what do you want to do with it?
! s2 ]! z# \. p! ~: QA: Find a new planet. Kill the Indian people there, and move in.
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Q:你们有14亿人,你们想怎么做呢?
, J; \: m4 N" i* ]A:找到一个新的星球,把那里的印第安人都杀光,然后住那儿。6 l5 y( n4 G: M8 I: [8 N$ a% d; ^
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! {5 u9 D1 T. u( qQ: Why you are the only kids in your family?, b% Y4 ?/ s9 D- I. i
A: Because our parents don’t fuck around.
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Q:为啥你家里只有你一个孩子?1 g a) ?; w5 t
A:因为我父母不到处乱搞。
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