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1. "Vacation" means going to Calgary or Edmonton for the weekend.
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( m$ S, P6 H$ E: Z9 u3 E' t1 s9 A( x2. You measure distance in hours. [lately how many movies, for people with the latest vans equipped with DVD's]7 i; g( B; }/ p J3 s. u& l
% }3 @3 E" c0 g+ z* g3. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.; F' U2 l i$ E* k
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4. You know several people who have hit deer more than once.
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5. You use a down comforter in the summer. 5 N( C* Q: T, T) `. U5 Y
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blizzard, without flinching. [not many of us can say that though]3 X" d; _8 j# K6 L
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7. You carry jumper cables in your car and your kids know how to use them." |* B7 H5 n7 f8 W! {2 P
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8. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit./ p& d2 m+ t7 }- D. d
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9. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled. (That is sooooo Edmonton)3 U r5 z8 U. o* I' N
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10. You know both seasons: Winter and construction.
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11. You are bundled up in three sweaters, a parka, ski pants, a touque,
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Eleven for a Slurpee on the way home from the ski hill.
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12. Gopher = speedbump.
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" o1 o% _6 j! x4 p, q0 v13. At least half of your family works in oil and gas.
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) B5 u( ~6 [6 q) y( D14. You actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your 6 A: B# v& F. P2 T4 ?5 M
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