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All Numbers Are Equal
! z n5 I% e! a" _& vTheorem: All numbers are equal. Proof: Choose arbitrary a and b, and let t = a + b. Then & |1 f+ s0 w' a. |/ P
& q+ r/ h I/ X) I) _5 ~a + b = t
, d$ k" H" V e ]1 n# y4 ~) i(a + b)(a - b) = t(a - b)5 A/ x/ r" C# F6 w, s h% z1 v3 b
a^2 - b^2 = ta - tb J( X1 L- P3 O; m9 s9 U
a^2 - ta = b^2 - tb
8 g4 F& _3 U! H. @! Aa^2 - ta + (t^2)/4 = b^2 - tb + (t^2)/4
* x$ I$ i* q& C: q4 v(a - t/2)^2 = (b - t/2)^2
: U# t! E' ?0 h0 ]a - t/2 = b - t/2 g: {/ g, y& L$ w
a = b : _7 d+ J1 A/ \/ Z
5 c: ^. ?/ v9 k# X6 ~ m( kSo all numbers are the same, and math is pointless. |
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