 鲜花( 1654)  鸡蛋( 51)
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On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. ) n& ]1 E4 R) ] r7 @
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In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed.
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This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 40 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.
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Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state.0 N2 Y# m$ S# ]
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During the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go.) E: H, Q8 B! ^" h" B# D0 t7 O6 @
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! x D3 ^( h- Y; j/ O1 G0 FIt was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.$ b. K9 c0 s$ t+ O* N1 G* j1 J
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0 e) i( r) T, W9 T! k2 GCalmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than forty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2 million, And informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in the bank.6 ^, N+ x! `( |
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- U( a) ^9 p. H8 kShe explained that for more than three decades she had 'charged' him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and investments. ( @5 W9 O, h1 j5 h
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f$ W& m6 v1 @! T9 o ~5 a$ PFaced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, 'If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!'" |% l! ^' n3 |
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That's when she shot him.
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: X! _& X6 U5 vYou know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut) f! i+ h) Q6 |+ a
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Women are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched often. But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected! 1 P( a& l6 ]9 J8 Y
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鲜花鸡蛋npt2008 在2012-5-8 21:49 送朵鲜花 并说：支持有恒心读书的人
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