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Here are some of things about being 宅. (原创)
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1. Out and spend. In and save. Choice is made.) q$ e4 O$ c' k
2. Shower, shaving and dressing up are only necessary for 2 occasions: Job Interviews and Free Sex.7 f9 K3 Q7 E7 U2 b( f0 T
3. You will starve to death if your internet is down because you only do finger cooking.
, j' z' d4 t7 D2 Q. P: E) j4. World of Warcraft is not the real world. It’s better.
) V7 [ f' i; |3 A5. You have friends. A lot of friends. Instead of saying “Hi” and “Bye” to them, you say “I’m logged in” and “Good game”.
9 c9 C$ c; I2 C: S6 b5 f! Y6. You think the wall will start bleeding if you stare at it long enough.
- y+ ~ A `& ]8 T6 ~/ i f7. You worry about your weight. You worry about it so much that you want to have a proper body posture when you’re worrying about it. So you lay on your bed.
) w. D+ ~. z6 `* F; L( g8. You use a 16 liter container for your cat’s food so you only need to refill it once every 2 months. As a result you cat is experiencing severe obesity.
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