 鲜花( 499)  鸡蛋( 10)
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Here are some of things about being 宅. (原创)- j+ O8 }6 K8 L# [
* l$ K9 [" W9 B3 O2 q* ~# b" r1. Out and spend. In and save. Choice is made.
& D. W# M) }8 r# l2. Shower, shaving and dressing up are only necessary for 2 occasions: Job Interviews and Free Sex.! ~; u% ~, X+ ^
3. You will starve to death if your internet is down because you only do finger cooking.1 ~$ n, q& ]1 S& D0 e& }( ]
4. World of Warcraft is not the real world. It’s better.' K/ ?! E' q, r4 h; @7 P1 r
5. You have friends. A lot of friends. Instead of saying “Hi” and “Bye” to them, you say “I’m logged in” and “Good game”.+ _8 s8 z7 D+ _+ ~
6. You think the wall will start bleeding if you stare at it long enough.0 k/ _" e$ o3 B- s( h2 P
7. You worry about your weight. You worry about it so much that you want to have a proper body posture when you’re worrying about it. So you lay on your bed.
6 k3 D! q0 Y, M( ~! y3 b8. You use a 16 liter container for your cat’s food so you only need to refill it once every 2 months. As a result you cat is experiencing severe obesity. 7 O! ]) ]2 u2 Z+ M" U; l
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