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Here are some of things about being 宅. (原创)0 z% D) w/ U5 P j/ a! O; A
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1. Out and spend. In and save. Choice is made.0 z# s" [! ~, d0 y: M
2. Shower, shaving and dressing up are only necessary for 2 occasions: Job Interviews and Free Sex.
3 y" M3 Z( K8 e3. You will starve to death if your internet is down because you only do finger cooking.7 v- e3 |7 e* f d6 i! [
4. World of Warcraft is not the real world. It’s better.; [% U+ L( F* j! i) B
5. You have friends. A lot of friends. Instead of saying “Hi” and “Bye” to them, you say “I’m logged in” and “Good game”.
5 }7 x$ x$ h7 X* n/ [2 F8 D3 z6. You think the wall will start bleeding if you stare at it long enough.
- Z: R/ _' P3 N# V$ Q7. You worry about your weight. You worry about it so much that you want to have a proper body posture when you’re worrying about it. So you lay on your bed.$ K) t8 ~, N; F: _& _0 h) X+ l; j% b
8. You use a 16 liter container for your cat’s food so you only need to refill it once every 2 months. As a result you cat is experiencing severe obesity. 0 x9 p/ X0 v' l, U* ~% v! H" [
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