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Here are some of things about being 宅. (原创)
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u! n& v& m/ q+ U% M( O# ]1. Out and spend. In and save. Choice is made.+ h% p- o$ Y. ]0 J5 u& N' e2 F
2. Shower, shaving and dressing up are only necessary for 2 occasions: Job Interviews and Free Sex.7 ]( C! ^( _1 k
3. You will starve to death if your internet is down because you only do finger cooking.
# ~ g* L6 `4 K% l P5 k( Q. y' i4. World of Warcraft is not the real world. It’s better.
; W% s9 f' D9 G) u3 b8 b" p: Q5. You have friends. A lot of friends. Instead of saying “Hi” and “Bye” to them, you say “I’m logged in” and “Good game”.
% }7 ?2 f( F* A6 K2 K5 H7 G6. You think the wall will start bleeding if you stare at it long enough.
7 v( J5 k1 v- Z3 n7. You worry about your weight. You worry about it so much that you want to have a proper body posture when you’re worrying about it. So you lay on your bed.# Q, y; X1 F2 G
8. You use a 16 liter container for your cat’s food so you only need to refill it once every 2 months. As a result you cat is experiencing severe obesity. ! M, R- H+ e! {# D" N$ T& }
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