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Here are some of things about being 宅. (原创)3 O' V, o. D+ A& P o
- `+ i6 }6 Q! G9 n1. Out and spend. In and save. Choice is made.
! ^& s4 Y. T9 c$ f2 ]* x2. Shower, shaving and dressing up are only necessary for 2 occasions: Job Interviews and Free Sex.
8 h, k) j. M+ w n. S9 p3. You will starve to death if your internet is down because you only do finger cooking., Y# O5 f) R4 S L. ?7 R
4. World of Warcraft is not the real world. It’s better. e, O5 f" i7 ~! ]$ n- g
5. You have friends. A lot of friends. Instead of saying “Hi” and “Bye” to them, you say “I’m logged in” and “Good game”.
* w/ V3 n8 D4 B' N D. t( \' y8 r4 b# {6. You think the wall will start bleeding if you stare at it long enough.
; u; M" t: W2 j; F7 \4 ]1 m7. You worry about your weight. You worry about it so much that you want to have a proper body posture when you’re worrying about it. So you lay on your bed.
; V: A* P( Z5 M" d: U: v$ l3 O( ]& q8. You use a 16 liter container for your cat’s food so you only need to refill it once every 2 months. As a result you cat is experiencing severe obesity. 0 X6 o1 V: K" R* y9 ~
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