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发表于 2012-4-14 13:24 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2013-3-21 17:25 编辑 5 ~2 H- R; P/ Z9 U5 }
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Question: What is the longest word in the English language? $ F' u& O4 V* x  @% v
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" B" }% u* q, d% Q! h' KBecause there is a mile between the first and last letters.
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:27 | 显示全部楼层
Maria found America2 ]: _! s( b" Y) B1 c
Why? Not Columbia? Take a look at the class:" k% c' {7 y- Z+ B6 g5 V

, b  V1 h( D8 W1 M) V$ P% A/ YTeacher: Maria, please point to America on the map.
$ G( Z2 |. U/ F" ~$ V; u& dMaria: This is it.
# m3 V9 Q2 q+ W2 U1 f/ vTeacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? 0 U$ i& ]8 W2 y- n& |
Class: Maria did.
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:30 | 显示全部楼层
The following is an old joke, which is consistent with our Chinese saying 无事献殷勤非奸即盗* y% O# z! a! k

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# z. a' S) U( Z: V4 G9 e3 P8 oA Scotsman who was driving home one night, ran into a car driven by an Englishman. The Scotsman got out of the car to apologize and offered the Englishman a drink from a bottle of whisky. The Englishman was glad to have a drink.
+ Z+ [/ ~$ v, ^" y0 l% h"Go on," said the Scot, "have another drink."& x) x7 p# S. r; f
The Englishman drank gratefully. "But don't you want one, too?" he asked the Scotsman.
% D) v+ d; j9 c; M"Perhaps," replied the Scotsman, "after the police have gone."
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:33 | 显示全部楼层
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本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2012-4-14 13:39 编辑 " R9 k& Q' p/ c
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你可以对警察说,我想你是个混蛋
" q. q# ^8 q* }! WYou CAN say that you think somebody is a jerk, especially when this person is a cop who gave you a ticket. Take a look:
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8 o2 J0 w7 f- i; r( BA man was pulled over for driving too fast, even though he thought he was driving just fine.3 g* `4 ?- ~3 U! s4 ]: [3 y- [

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Man: But I wasn't speeding.
' S, n/ {* Q) K( \0 ROfficer: Tell that to the judge! (The officer gives man the ticket.)
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4 m* W+ x# }* A  X3 M: d  l6 c, ]  eOfficer: Yes, you would.6 F  K6 S2 W; \* \, N* H! U% x
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Man: Fine, I think you're a jerk!
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:35 | 显示全部楼层
本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2012-4-14 13:38 编辑 4 G/ N- c8 q% y; q

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# q$ {; j: z2 S/ H3 V1 u$ x- a"Am I the first man you have ever loved?" he said.
& m" S2 Z. B' [# \4 _+ |$ n"Of course," she answered "Why do men always ask the same question?".
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:37 | 显示全部楼层
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A: I saw a mouse in my house!3 C" |& F+ F7 W( G) k$ z
B: Oh, well, all you need to do is use a trap.8 H+ e0 y1 }6 L/ C+ O# ^9 O. `
A: I don't have one.2 ~! M& K& F; j- u, e
B: Well then, buy one.
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A: That sounds good.
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  Z9 C1 w& K% }, D8 `! J  pB: Then what is the mouse doing at your house?!
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:40 | 显示全部楼层
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等一分钟
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The man: "God, how much is a million dollars?"
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( ?( ^$ O3 j+ t. J- S* i* AThe man: "God, may I have a penny?"* k4 k: S  Z5 i3 P' v% B
God: "Wait a minute."
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:44 | 显示全部楼层
Why couldn't Cinderella be a good soccer player?
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! e; ~# C( z# j9 c5 `$ |5 p  _She lost her shoe, she ran away from the ball, and her coach was a pumpkin. + I0 ]- w$ T2 e+ c+ s

+ c2 p9 l6 R* w. \& h: y4 Z(Requires basic knowledge of the Cinderella story and that both ball and coach have double meanings.)
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:45 | 显示全部楼层
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I is or I am
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# o( N! W1 O; M+ ?9 V. J7 V$ S: V/ tTeacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an "I".
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Teacher: Stop! Never put 'is' after an "I". Always put 'am' after an "I".
5 T8 `. C7 u4 r* @8 y( ?+ Q9 i* BStudent: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:52 | 显示全部楼层
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本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2012-4-14 14:06 编辑 ) e' X( O% q% w8 }
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Q: What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:54 | 显示全部楼层
本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2012-4-14 14:05 编辑
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:55 | 显示全部楼层
本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2012-4-14 14:05 编辑 & n- ]6 j5 j" R
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Q: What is white when it's dirty and black when it's clean?
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:59 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2012-4-14 14:02 编辑 5 n8 f: m: y  S& ?: y( G

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A: The letter "g".
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尘肺???????????
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补充内容 (2012-5-16 12:51):! \7 V/ n9 a! g& @
I did not know those sources of the word, thanks!
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, `: R# ]' T* Z5 {; {5 B0 K7 @  bpneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

4 c. |9 Z% g( J. a# mgreat job
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不就是\smile吗
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9楼的笑话没看懂哦?
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$ ]& z% y: [* L% E6 F! K' x9楼的笑话没看懂哦?
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以I开头造句:
4 \' e3 S; V  @  n他本来想说:I是第9个字母。但是老师不允许I后接is。所以接了am,结果意思变成我是第9个字母。
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Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an "I".
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以I开头造句:# j; H3 p, J; u% I
他本来想说:I是第9个字母。但是老师不允许I后接is。所以接了am,结果意思变成我是第9个字 ...

' C1 f; Z" y7 O: V) a, |The ninth letter is I
- k6 x4 z( p, i6 {"I" is the ninth letter
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