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' S- O3 V9 r. BEnjoy the joke and the handgun picture... and feel free to join our facebook group:
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http://www.facebook.com/groups/249611405124808/photos/
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2 N/ v6 O" O: X- [Life is way too serious. How about some gun Jokes.
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# L7 L( d# z; fTop Ten Reasons a Handgun is better than a woman: ~% ?; ], w' o7 |8 }( U3 L( t* _
#10 - YOU CAN TRADE AN OLD 44 FOR A NEW 22. $ A+ I# ^: ~$ l! i* Z3 `
#9 - YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR WHEN YOU'RE ON THE ROAD., E, ^2 ^* G" c6 V$ M' O
#8 - IF YOU ADMIRE A FRIEND'S HANDGUN, AND TELL HIM SO, HE WILL PROBABLY LET YOU TRY IT OUT A FEW TIMES.
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#6 - YOUR HANDGUN WILL STAY WITH YOU EVEN IF YOU RUN OUT OF AMMO.
& d1 A0 ^% `) n- e5 |' i#5 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T TAKE UP A LOT OF CLOSET SPACE.) O% t- d! H' M# L- s" r
#4 - HANDGUNS FUNCTION NORMALLY EVERY DAY OF THE MONTH.6 V) w/ }6 u; f* q
#3 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T ASK, "DO THESE NEW GRIPS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?. P1 n, m" ^9 s$ z: j0 ?! U5 I, A
#2 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU GO TO SLEEP AFTER YOU USE IT.( L* |/ W& t f' X1 Q/ }
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' \. r6 V* ?# m, k2 {) S0 X5 DAnd, the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman... % v7 \3 V% J4 a4 s6 d+ R
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#1 - YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN !!! "
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