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4 J5 q, O% \' x' J1 J: c1 n# B+ EEnjoy the joke and the handgun picture... and feel free to join our facebook group:
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_/ w+ m) K, C% o) j4 ~ w, rMore pictures are here9 z2 h4 p6 P$ U' V6 E/ \
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Life is way too serious. How about some gun Jokes.& {: `. V- h. C( K# E. y/ Z6 f
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Top Ten Reasons a Handgun is better than a woman; o* Z" u& F2 @9 i& l- T
#10 - YOU CAN TRADE AN OLD 44 FOR A NEW 22.
$ ]' `# q) W8 ?0 v4 E ?7 D+ }3 @#9 - YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR WHEN YOU'RE ON THE ROAD.
( G$ ^+ u# l9 p) {, K6 H#8 - IF YOU ADMIRE A FRIEND'S HANDGUN, AND TELL HIM SO, HE WILL PROBABLY LET YOU TRY IT OUT A FEW TIMES.
" s. k5 p; l, Z4 _$ |#7 - YOUR PRIMARY HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU KEEP ANOTHER HANDGUN FOR A BACK UP.3 k" I2 r5 @$ I3 J. p
#6 - YOUR HANDGUN WILL STAY WITH YOU EVEN IF YOU RUN OUT OF AMMO.. X: }% u) K4 y' [* f
#5 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T TAKE UP A LOT OF CLOSET SPACE.) ?5 ]% ^4 o( F) Z8 _! z, F, Q# F6 ]
#4 - HANDGUNS FUNCTION NORMALLY EVERY DAY OF THE MONTH.
8 Q8 K/ f) n+ _( R' n! p#3 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T ASK, "DO THESE NEW GRIPS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?5 G9 t4 |, _, M" o) y% C
#2 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU GO TO SLEEP AFTER YOU USE IT.4 N" }4 }1 w4 |) m. R4 |* z9 e( p3 U
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And, the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman... & W. N0 V0 Q6 ~, J4 X6 J
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" U; A. u) U& {/ _0 o+ p#1 - YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN !!! "4 q$ u9 X# w1 [2 K% g5 }7 m
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