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0 k9 S5 J0 {$ l6 a3 Q3 u* {Enjoy the joke and the handgun picture... and feel free to join our facebook group:& n" i u: j2 U5 k
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More pictures are here
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Life is way too serious. How about some gun Jokes.) V. [+ Q5 q& e# R1 s. c2 S* ~
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Top Ten Reasons a Handgun is better than a woman$ K$ \; e- |3 e8 X
#10 - YOU CAN TRADE AN OLD 44 FOR A NEW 22. / c; J- `$ {/ e& A. m- l* H4 v( t
#9 - YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR WHEN YOU'RE ON THE ROAD.# a2 S6 i- V8 e$ t
#8 - IF YOU ADMIRE A FRIEND'S HANDGUN, AND TELL HIM SO, HE WILL PROBABLY LET YOU TRY IT OUT A FEW TIMES.* l9 M6 G# w6 ?' M
#7 - YOUR PRIMARY HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU KEEP ANOTHER HANDGUN FOR A BACK UP./ o$ @. x/ h2 G; S
#6 - YOUR HANDGUN WILL STAY WITH YOU EVEN IF YOU RUN OUT OF AMMO.1 f! i/ Z5 b- q; L; y
#5 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T TAKE UP A LOT OF CLOSET SPACE.( _6 h h0 P. ]5 p( I( q# K
#4 - HANDGUNS FUNCTION NORMALLY EVERY DAY OF THE MONTH.4 D, T. [$ U6 v! ^2 a
#3 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T ASK, "DO THESE NEW GRIPS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?
6 j$ j# q! r4 _) G#2 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU GO TO SLEEP AFTER YOU USE IT.
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# z J5 s. i) L, G( }% U% {And, the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman...
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5 m" \, l+ I& L4 n( E#1 - YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN !!! ": c; p5 B. [5 D8 B
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