最强的英文翻译

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1． we two who and who？
- |1 D3 |7 b; g4 X9 |　　咱俩谁跟谁阿

' _$ e8 E1 D* G/ b. C　　2． how are you ? how old are you?
　　怎么是你，怎么老是你？

　　3． you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you
9 b8 D% X( g; G( n" @　　你不鸟我，我也不鸟你

( g! g" l  O  |1 z; ?* b$ _$ f　　4． you have seed ,I will give you some color to see see, brothers ,together !
　　你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！

# B, {1 a; M% e! G6 {　　5． hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have
$ q1 w2 V8 `& |5 q7 I　　nothing to say,go home!!
4 B% S! Q+ P7 y　　有事起奏，无事退朝
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' D$ _' w5 l1 w5 `　　6． you me you me
7 K7 a6 C. j/ J# x" S& F) b　　彼此彼此
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　　7． You Give Me Stop!!
5 P& |+ L  h# V- q　　你给我站住！

　　8． know is know noknow is noknow
　　知之为知之，不知为不知…
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- t3 z# _: F, `3 P3 l( q; d4 z　　9． WATCH SISTER
9 T3 x- l, k4 U! @　　表妹
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  i3 n" U: F( F9 \$ F7 U) \, T& i　　10． dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!!
　　龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！

% @- g' }; s6 a) T　　11． American Chinese not enough
- N: o# Q) I1 i% i　　美中不足
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　　12． one car come, one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
　　车祸现场描述
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- L3 B2 @. Q# v5 a& S2 b$ M) n　　13． heart flower angry open
5 O- S1 ~" _% G9 E; F　　心花怒放
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+ g& b% ?, T' ?/ N9 ^. T　　14． go past ,no mistake past
　　走过路过，不要错过
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　　15． 小明：I am sorry!
　　老外：I am sorry too!
( i7 m# j  I: b; c　　小明：I am sorry three!
# s8 k4 J8 R1 S: z9 d9 l　　老外：What are you sorry for?
) O. [) T3 Y$ h+ v! z7 }　　小明：I am sorry five!

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