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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 . y: X/ L! @- t# w+ K6 |8 _! k
/ F3 l7 o3 u3 V2 F$ w- E1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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3 {" U. }( Z0 C+ R! M+ w: H7 O2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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! a, [4 ?$ z- w8 m. `! r! v/ o3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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0 c7 r) X) ~& T3 N1 r( Q4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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+ M; m& ?3 X$ c3 G; }) A. M5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.2 |: g3 p6 Z0 M8 Y' P
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.1 W# R7 Z6 ^. f6 E" r# }3 E9 _
! v& x9 m. @: w0 h( q. h& A. p5 v7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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: Y' J" ]& t2 W6 Z9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.) Q* x+ a5 `( I* `$ ?5 D3 K- E
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!), q, j8 [& V9 W' C9 [' N v
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.8 _2 D1 c& j9 a$ C' e) o- l
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up. a4 T5 d1 s z7 M
* d$ b9 E; d' {6 n' c14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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# T9 T0 a: L1 r+ \5 s9 Z/ V- x1 u9 W15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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7 O" _% l, i f( \16.) You take naps.
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2 S7 k* N: \7 D17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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8 s" U- E+ |( y+ Q1 n7 O. P4 \19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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y6 o9 Z1 I" v, i20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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! n. @! \4 p u1 c0 s21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"8 ]# t: W" z% j: H- f @6 H
1 F; g5 S9 l& Q$ ^7 f; r22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. 4 `5 \; X$ ^5 ]* k2 @& Y# i
; \% w. i8 M3 @; \7 A/ o23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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