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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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: I! }1 [) G# U6 q. W4 A8 E& Q/ z+ h3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.% f7 E7 ]. N! R' ^
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed." z+ b4 ?2 y9 A& Z/ N
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.$ `3 H2 i6 C3 @2 g
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel./ P: _! \. w# C. U1 ]7 k7 g0 O
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.' j' Z* G0 V0 E5 N0 J' p2 H
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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' M' d4 f! |' I0 k2 |6 ~8 D2 J9 A9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.' w/ P7 R, v& S7 s n
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.3 t5 s9 e! |; R& I
, d3 ~# k+ `3 W6 ]" @/ k4 E12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.) ?7 g6 Y9 ]7 G* @. _
+ n; @0 J8 H; [, Q, c+ d13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.( C. q- v# R" ~% z7 L0 y6 u$ H
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.% |& P0 U1 X: W$ n- ]) E$ }
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16.) You take naps.1 W$ T6 {$ H Q% U' _
- j8 r2 E$ e5 g6 R3 r, o. x17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.* b' Y, R4 ]* C6 L ?
; t! h0 B5 P7 s- Q+ @$ R( j+ `2 ?18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.2 X) c6 ~9 {" |! u2 k' Q3 i/ ?! B
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time./ |6 R- r; q0 ?
f; `% M- B% Z+ F- J5 Z21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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( C# R+ f0 h( n22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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