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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 4 R9 G, c$ p6 [6 T8 `+ V
; s: `0 m0 j r$ H$ j+ w1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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* m3 v# C5 A U# b' C3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed., ?+ ?9 n8 _: L: \: F% F
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.4 t" A9 `! B4 ^, G5 K- c
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel. a3 x- b9 g+ o* A: C# m
; p2 m K& K7 P$ P" `7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.1 K- U. G3 k* R \; u2 H
8 ]1 i1 t0 o' P) V8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.2 ~) _; l% D5 ~% m( j
8 z# L6 y3 F2 S9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.: E8 p. h% m8 b
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)% b# T( e' {9 @6 G, g/ X" Q% O: S
& R5 M( S4 |- P11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.1 {' d, W& ~, B9 K" ]! E
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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1 Z9 j k; ~8 g& ?! e8 G1 A9 }13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt." b8 Z2 J2 I" D
( ~( D. n8 |4 g! \$ x" c9 U16.) You take naps.1 e5 T: | S! P) W5 \
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.# U$ T0 c9 r5 _# K- a. S4 P4 K) i
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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2 U4 J9 g( P( B8 k2 }# P8 H" P0 a19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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4 ]. g4 \- O$ b; o7 l: a4 @21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"% W+ V9 {: s+ B# @( ~9 |4 }
# r# B: K1 x! f8 z% S1 F9 h22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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