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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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" T) w& J4 k4 i% Y! @/ R! _2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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! T2 I, ^8 f! d* _5 n/ Y6.) You watch the Weather Channel.1 Q, W' q1 O4 o7 M
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14./ t- a) {/ `# L/ l5 a- x- n: ^5 [
* V! i! D& E, z) o( n# _; \9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you./ s2 _" |: D% O) O- e
$ r' G9 R d. n: v12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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9 W+ H- ^! C$ K& P u0 `' U13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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8 q/ e7 T' X8 z2 a; W0 V14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.0 j# F G! ^$ R0 W" e
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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3 Y) y. S7 j) d; F8 A* c& [16.) You take naps.
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.4 Z( m$ i0 M: r2 P% Z
" o8 x4 V6 A `" d# E" |18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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9 f4 I. ]' J$ z* [/ J19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.1 l5 D* p6 v% w! ^2 _4 _
! `) t( R! r, L& \% F5 \8 j20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.: a5 F( J6 c% `' G' G' L Z
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"- Y' ?; ^/ N; |4 [( {0 X2 {8 S
5 N9 B/ T' {# C, l* w1 L22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. 9 B( J+ F$ k8 f+ I0 H
# a" H5 Q: K; G. i" }5 @23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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