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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 & q+ u3 T! Q* h( S* Z
8 r! g* z& D/ v- m9 X: Z1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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, U% d" A3 F p9 V2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.' A c; @/ c' K, W# B' D2 `" C
9 N3 s! j+ T( n5 Z' a5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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8 }" ]$ e% m% D, M8 Y! }0 o: F- J6.) You watch the Weather Channel.' k$ I# h% A- D6 }
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.3 R) E0 Q3 J! F9 `4 ~
" E% P" j7 w6 r) ~% B* [9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.& x* ?, n, ]! P* P# `8 O
2 z& H. a+ | g10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!); S0 V" {2 y7 h D/ c, Y5 C, f
# Y3 r x8 C, y$ P1 }% d: x11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.& j8 O7 W; i" L% |: x5 o- V
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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' Z) P9 _# G' y4 E! ` d13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.6 e3 m* c/ ~1 ?7 W+ _. v- o) i
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.2 [; m. J7 B- r; q, ?, p; U Q8 ^1 K
9 u1 f: Y) x" e3 M6 w15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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7 q' u/ ^3 @& n8 G' u3 w16.) You take naps.
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.3 n9 d# o$ C* x0 A6 R' y
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.) i5 F2 ]2 N) |* m! n% w
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.3 r7 F" C+ c& Y& q1 S5 E' ?
7 g! v: x8 {9 o# Z+ V21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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, k/ \* t6 H$ ?' T22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. 1 W1 V* C7 D: r# r( R8 |, [ j
2 p- C1 T8 [; d+ }+ Y4 d M23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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