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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 ( N! j; `) O. F- a+ d' H
9 F; |7 V3 Q4 k# B1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.. ?3 W5 a3 Q4 Q# g0 a/ l w' Q
, G$ `9 g2 T" o2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.6 {' ~% w/ P4 K0 d$ h$ ?5 p" H
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.7 r9 G6 U* c, b: x" k! u$ U0 C& A
) r9 B0 Z' ^5 Y6 j J2 q$ H6.) You watch the Weather Channel.) {8 ?: H: |7 |5 |
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.; I8 `5 |4 E) U {& Z- C
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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4 L0 t! r& e! Q7 \9 z11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you., q9 j" o9 I; h
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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, A+ G6 `; Q$ C# L' H9 t) e3 R13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.8 p! g+ h q, c) i" g
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt./ Q6 y- r2 C- P! r* Z
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16.) You take naps. m5 |( L; j, q, R' M
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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' k, ]6 W2 G+ v- F$ Q. ~3 s, t18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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! u H+ C, Y8 M! n20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.+ G M& v! z; g- Z
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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: c/ [( M7 l. ?22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. 9 z! K* B& e4 ~; f3 w9 A
( z* `2 o4 Q D23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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