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These pickup lines are [apparently] guaranteed to get action ! Or at least leave a hand print on your cheek for at least three months....% Y- w$ k7 l  B3 Z: ~  U4 R

( s( e$ j2 j- Q7 o, ~' {1.        I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
; B# q2 s4 r) ~2.        Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. - G7 h  v/ H# z/ j5 O  W- T
3.        OR: I want to call your mother and thank her. ' q1 l, i4 Q' t; L
4.        Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."]
- }3 D: \  G7 I7 b- D7 ?8 x5.        You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear. - I3 O+ c! g1 ?& c. d) `( K4 x
6.        Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want? ; S$ R* e# |" O6 S  x8 k- l
7.        Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
+ e% R7 X+ [3 Q! a2 T2 B8.        The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
: j# J5 P2 k' x: n" u9.        Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night? , \* o( H8 g& L$ g+ E$ @; |2 n; o
10.        That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
3 U5 |9 n# u% ]1 \  |11.        My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream.
) l* Z6 W' J# ^3 `$ L+ v' [9 v12.        My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover boy" / e! g) }: U# x: h& q4 B
13.        Nice shoes. Wanna get it on? 0 V9 j7 W& U) U  z
14.        Can I flirt with you?
; e' C* b" a6 e" e0 u5 v15.        Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns. ; |8 Z2 U' ~1 @
16.        [Look at her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?] Checking to see if
% K5 [% D. Z' r: e0 s# I; d17.        you were made in heaven OR: Checking to see if you're the right size. : Q3 c$ J  I( G# ?  N7 t
18.        Did it hurt falling from heaven?
# m( Y0 ?3 c- m9 a7 Q19.        All those curves, and me with no brakes. 2 ?- l0 I) r$ |' S9 \0 Z8 a  a
20.        If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? % a$ t5 v! h7 i& C
21.        Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?
$ T) x8 Y: v- M. z2 f& \5 L/ o- k22.        I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.
* a' |5 p5 V" }0 [! G) `# [23.        [Grab her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
+ e0 |+ L3 ?8 T$ n, a24.        Is it hot in here or is it just you?
+ n/ @' f4 y2 H25.        Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart. 8 t  s* t1 h, W% J
26.        [Cheese alert!] If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
$ N  L# g9 W4 `1 N4 h% Q27.        How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?
. J# R: B5 b/ K1 o4 h% w$ c28.        Do you know what'd look good on you? Me. $ A  |4 n) T7 X( h, q1 w+ c
29.        I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me? & d; W2 N+ l7 z1 k2 H/ H$ y
30.        So... How am I doing'?
. F1 S: {" J. A9 {$ F, s# D31.        How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes?
8 J! N) {5 @9 {3 d  [32.        [Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg. 7 Y/ W7 X0 {0 j2 m2 H/ \. W* d
33.        Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it? 4 h/ q1 A1 g9 b" K; T, ^
34.        I lost my phone number. Can I have yours? 7 ]' y* d' \# ?
35.        I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away.
* n# j5 m8 j" j7 s, b2 G36.        Excuse me, is that semen in your hair? : Q, r) W  y- \
37.        My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it...
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