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These pickup lines are [apparently] guaranteed to get action ! Or at least leave a hand print on your cheek for at least three months....1 M& W% s1 H7 G L* q/ u" n. M+ b
; A# z7 V/ R- J9 ^8 p0 n1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
0 H& [/ R0 z. C$ ?0 x% M* b2. Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
1 c( J1 @9 `0 q% F" S3 ^3. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her.
# K4 Q& Z1 A; ~& O5 W4. Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."] 3 W: O. `& g9 ^
5. You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear. % W. }' r1 O \5 t O% P5 L
6. Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want?
/ P3 o d# ?# h7 u2 O) ^1 [7. Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
2 s2 m7 q5 H1 C8. The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
" C; d' i) ^5 w( E# G( x3 d$ E9. Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night? 4 E5 h* O+ y9 Q) l1 A( W
10. That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
+ s( V& r# l% L2 e3 e11. My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream. + g' d# J' M) j- y
12. My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover boy"
; X& Y5 Y$ D t, M7 y/ ^13. Nice shoes. Wanna get it on?
+ {; |5 |( g. k14. Can I flirt with you? $ Y; ]( d+ z) N9 W
15. Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
( _6 S7 _9 F1 P: {* J4 V' Y16. [Look at her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?] Checking to see if 5 o% @! X2 [6 S6 ?
17. you were made in heaven OR: Checking to see if you're the right size.
; B' U( L5 }7 m9 y4 F2 b: ?18. Did it hurt falling from heaven?
, f, f/ v% D6 M V* s7 L6 |19. All those curves, and me with no brakes. . l% f9 q5 [6 n, |. T
20. If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? % ]4 ?; S$ Y! L3 {" P$ X. e: J
21. Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?
+ h& \% \& z% C( j* V) w22. I like every muscle in your body, especially mine. ; j) r6 f* R# s. ]7 @
23. [Grab her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
4 ~" |* F9 P" f1 [3 _3 g24. Is it hot in here or is it just you? + L% [# _6 [& H" M
25. Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
9 P; H0 Q4 `% u- |: o+ `0 _26. [Cheese alert!] If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
/ } j3 n9 W2 M27. How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up? % Q9 Y; h! [8 P, L9 m' H
28. Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
+ J9 \* G3 ]8 F& Z29. I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
. }' w9 g7 Q1 r* c! I, v& M+ X! |30. So... How am I doing'?
; \5 x6 s6 m/ `31. How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes? 7 I& S) j" x, d8 t
32. [Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg.
# ~$ {9 e6 O" u: {2 t3 v33. Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it? 4 E r b9 J- Z* k( h4 ]) T
34. I lost my phone number. Can I have yours? & v3 s; H0 m5 N: y1 j
35. I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away.
9 q% @5 N. y1 ~- k5 L36. Excuse me, is that semen in your hair?
2 k5 {: G! z1 @; q: y" U37. My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it... |
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