Pickup lines

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These pickup lines are [apparently] guaranteed to get action ! Or at least leave a hand print on your cheek for at least three months....
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1.        I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
2.        Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
; I! [8 G! H+ r' R7 e# {% q9 h3.        OR: I want to call your mother and thank her.
4.        Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."]
5.        You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
6.        Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want?
; }+ A5 P1 g. h7 Y2 p* y! X0 m- v- N7.        Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
8.        The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
9 j+ x5 v  v6 H/ k0 V1 B% y1 B4 c9.        Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
3 B! q& w  P" X0 l1 b10.        That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
11.        My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream.
; l, z* M# z: ~+ j# I) m12.        My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover boy"
. X, f0 @/ e! ~. Y! @( I5 k6 I13.        Nice shoes. Wanna get it on?
14.        Can I flirt with you?
15.        Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
16.        [Look at her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?] Checking to see if
17.        you were made in heaven OR: Checking to see if you're the right size.
" |; R2 p' R1 D1 _4 k5 v18.        Did it hurt falling from heaven?
6 _% k/ n6 s/ Z19.        All those curves, and me with no brakes.
! p7 z9 q1 i" }9 Y( j/ V9 j& {+ J20.        If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
& {$ d" a7 w6 q3 X3 e2 z21.        Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?
/ ~. M1 D6 ?" C/ x+ x+ x( ]22.        I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.
23.        [Grab her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
: _- @! i4 E* u! F. w& J& h+ u24.        Is it hot in here or is it just you?
: J: `) Q, H* ?- z25.        Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
/ x8 F# T8 G) f& [26.        [Cheese alert!] If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
) `3 @3 r4 t) ~27.        How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?
28.        Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
, B0 a2 f" U1 D7 p. \$ K( }29.        I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
: E; o/ A4 K" _+ d; s: P5 T30.        So... How am I doing'?
31.        How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes?
4 m# k$ Y. I! h9 l32.        [Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg.
33.        Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it?
34.        I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
35.        I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away.
  B: b2 }3 x$ j- q- ], N- b36.        Excuse me, is that semen in your hair?
37.        My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it...