Pickup lines

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These pickup lines are [apparently] guaranteed to get action ! Or at least leave a hand print on your cheek for at least three months....

1.        I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
2.        Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
. Z$ U% w/ n+ }9 p" a, {; \3.        OR: I want to call your mother and thank her.
9 Y; e, I  L6 ~0 ]" c: S" }4.        Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."]
5.        You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
4 B; K1 G. B" b9 K% k( v# e% U) }( P* V6.        Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want?
; {4 F7 m, `. g# d  d7.        Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
8.        The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
7 T, t* E! }3 z9.        Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
- }: D9 j3 g: q, @10.        That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
) k% W! Y% E" v  |2 ~11.        My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream.
# H1 P; |' W2 V12.        My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover boy"
13.        Nice shoes. Wanna get it on?
14.        Can I flirt with you?
: _9 T8 x: E9 o$ g" h15.        Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
16.        [Look at her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?] Checking to see if
17.        you were made in heaven OR: Checking to see if you're the right size.
18.        Did it hurt falling from heaven?
19.        All those curves, and me with no brakes.
* f! g, i. l' K+ n4 s1 @9 k, d20.        If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
21.        Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?
22.        I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.
: l5 M) M( ^2 c23.        [Grab her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
24.        Is it hot in here or is it just you?
1 Q- n9 d& y' ^0 _1 m1 S/ C3 _25.        Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
26.        [Cheese alert!] If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
, N$ W& K! s/ d5 T/ C27.        How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?
28.        Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
29.        I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
: v+ I* Q5 Y4 N9 t& T# [5 s! I30.        So... How am I doing'?
. C& W& z! y  ~8 F( P31.        How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes?
, d- e- Y- z; F/ j+ O; b32.        [Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg.
3 v5 ^& e  D4 N7 \33.        Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it?
. z& @& n4 q; t6 K  o  a34.        I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
% l* |6 n! c, S: m; }! b5 s35.        I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away.
; T& N, _. r) N36.        Excuse me, is that semen in your hair?
37.        My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it...