Pickup lines

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These pickup lines are [apparently] guaranteed to get action ! Or at least leave a hand print on your cheek for at least three months....

1.        I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
2.        Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
# R8 ^( Z. z! [2 [; k' e3.        OR: I want to call your mother and thank her.
4.        Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."]
5.        You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
6.        Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want?
. k9 G  Y/ a$ |7 e! r7.        Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
: m' q2 ^8 j0 G1 o* i& s. w9 S1 q8.        The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
& a% T$ f  n, O8 P% w, H9.        Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
10.        That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
11.        My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream.
12.        My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover boy"
13.        Nice shoes. Wanna get it on?
14.        Can I flirt with you?
15.        Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
3 k* b$ S' O7 J2 s$ T) A16.        [Look at her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?] Checking to see if
. ]# K' a' |4 U- ~0 a. C17.        you were made in heaven OR: Checking to see if you're the right size.
18.        Did it hurt falling from heaven?
! U) U/ o1 v# Z1 I: P" y% B3 o19.        All those curves, and me with no brakes.
20.        If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
9 X& O2 I( F# K/ J# M21.        Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?
( N8 [: B" o9 l8 v5 P22.        I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.
  f3 ]1 }+ a0 d+ e7 n23.        [Grab her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
; v* D& h# m* u  s# N7 P2 i* a24.        Is it hot in here or is it just you?
25.        Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
26.        [Cheese alert!] If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
27.        How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?
+ \0 V& Q6 {6 n1 b; M; w) j: \28.        Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
29.        I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
30.        So... How am I doing'?
31.        How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes?
0 w0 S2 C8 |2 s4 F; N& m% a32.        [Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg.
/ }+ B; ^! N* {. L9 h33.        Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it?
4 F. ]. ~/ e& I& ?34.        I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
& `9 F$ f. c  e0 A1 y- ?- z, {( I7 h35.        I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away.
  k) ]; j! T+ Y: S- p2 ?) ^36.        Excuse me, is that semen in your hair?
37.        My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it...