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One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday.
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He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the
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The salesperson answers, "Which one do you mean, Sir?( L% r/ P4 z3 i
- ~ |( g& a q" d3 XWe have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie # v% @; ^8 ]% q% L9 n7 F$ t
for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95". + W% d g3 v' F- ?
Q" F* N; ?' S. e1 T* ^. o2 XThe amazed father asks: "It's what?! Why is the 8 R. y' k. C% T* d$ m7 R) C7 ?
Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?" * @! D8 A! r. ]8 i5 @: K2 U# ^* r
+ o- p" d/ k" w% Z# S; bThe annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: "Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with Ken's balls. |
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发表于 2011-8-21 12:36
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