1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? : ]# K! X1 r, I' y$ } I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist. ! v) @; [+ J% R! O8 y$ i) B2.Is chicken soup good for your health? 3 R6 d( V5 H2 ~' L0 {8 Q Not is you’re a chicken.& d; L# c4 P+ v; D) Z# {! s2 ]
3.Which side of the chicken has the most feathers? x7 \9 d/ }3 N% }3 @2 J$ O
The outside. 6 ?2 ^) k, d6 P7 ]0 _$ V4.Which day of the week do chicken hate?3 g$ H; v& E, S4 ~& S9 B4 Q" O! O ^
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5.What do you call a deer with no eyes? J" D5 _! z9 @" ^1 d$ f7 Z No idea.5 t" H6 a) p; p) {$ [
6.Why you go to bed? 2 F, h1 ?/ h6 q S- W0 |# q0 S b Because the bed won’t come to you.
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表8 q5 M& O* t1 S. ]
1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? / {( ?# Q; R( Z' _9 U# v0 M. y I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist.$ U! V2 k: l8 j4 z- N
2.Is chicken soup good for your health? 7 l0 Z; ]' k6 P; y Not if you’re a chicken. # [2 s) p: y. n+ ~% c) }4 y3.Which side of the chi ...
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表 ' E: @" Q( O C) Z% y6 c1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? 1 D8 A. H8 T y2 E! E' R I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist. ]: @- c [# v: `$ y) i m: d
2.Is chicken soup good for your health? t) F( k9 X, Z
Not is you’re a chicken. / h$ `4 d8 q+ }) x! [6 q3.Which side of the chi ...
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