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1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? - h" c a8 z. T" c
I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist.' \3 e3 T; T. H+ P+ X+ X8 p0 B' c
2.Is chicken soup good for your health?
1 r4 A, A1 G1 y: U u4 s Not is you’re a chicken., p) B8 f) }& d, T8 t$ F2 o
3.Which side of the chicken has the most feathers?
# N* c& {2 I- U. V, g0 G The outside.% { t& m+ p3 c# r
4.Which day of the week do chicken hate?6 S T9 l/ U3 w
Fry-day!( t% R0 M; [( @7 w
5.What do you call a deer with no eyes?6 \# v+ G( _9 I0 I- R, P3 V3 T/ d
No idea. {& |5 }- l2 }, U2 L
6.Why you go to bed?
% J& u+ h' R8 c# x5 j Because the bed won’t come to you. |
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