1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? / [3 Y- H4 R' J- u' L I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist. . L4 \4 W- P! o; {( z- a W2.Is chicken soup good for your health?, [% v/ J/ _* @( q
Not is you’re a chicken. : @5 o* W! J& N. I6 u# Z5 Q0 ^3.Which side of the chicken has the most feathers? - B5 W7 J+ r5 L; T The outside. " E# k# V: V* f$ H) }4.Which day of the week do chicken hate?, B. B, z) {2 | t9 E
Fry-day! " D1 B# F+ L! L i/ b( j e( ^5.What do you call a deer with no eyes? 2 N9 y# z+ v% j% c' o" L No idea.& r. ?5 w* H1 l9 y/ A
6.Why you go to bed? & e/ ~& s2 ?4 i Because the bed won’t come to you.
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表( e! A0 ?8 g2 p, R- D
1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? ; X( n. F" G) J7 y9 m
I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist." L, N; Q; F7 t- m5 h0 u3 @; c
2.Is chicken soup good for your health? 1 m$ u4 g& v( X Not if you’re a chicken.: q9 t0 j) |" J: X8 d' K( K
3.Which side of the chi ...
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表2 W% T, ^) Z" x3 }+ I' y0 W4 Z
1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? 7 ?; c& _9 ], b. H
I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist.- @: g9 h) b+ t; i
2.Is chicken soup good for your health?5 w, K( ]7 G- Y/ F
Not is you’re a chicken. , P. b# \0 @+ X: q/ H" H; ~3.Which side of the chi ...