1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? 8 ~! z1 E3 I A- O3 P) k+ r I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist./ b( e+ P$ r* } h* l0 c0 A
2.Is chicken soup good for your health? 4 J* _4 A1 H+ R. l Z# d! [! h% v" O Not is you’re a chicken. 0 |6 R1 w7 s+ m9 o; a0 ^4 m" X0 t# U m3.Which side of the chicken has the most feathers? 8 k- i% v" C1 z" w1 ?& b7 { The outside. ! Z4 ~# J. W# Y) `0 n4.Which day of the week do chicken hate?* d1 s! w$ t; m! c8 m& }
Fry-day!) E2 H5 K" J( K- \7 T$ a! Y
5.What do you call a deer with no eyes?) i! h! t' `6 L6 Y5 |7 a
No idea. ! W0 l+ d5 G( u9 D% m: }6.Why you go to bed? , v) z4 @- C1 h8 S# E2 @ Because the bed won’t come to you.
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表 . e+ J2 x# G* z% g* W( _# h1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? & l+ H- a7 m% t5 C" B/ K
I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist.. r. }8 @: A4 {7 G2 f) o$ A
2.Is chicken soup good for your health?: x9 Z5 |8 q- ~3 m5 \! H
Not if you’re a chicken.4 |& E5 y$ m5 S# M
3.Which side of the chi ...
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表) w' z, i) y/ n, x" g7 }3 |9 n: Y% ^
1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? ) d# R; f( `# \* @( @8 L+ D I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist. 2 U$ ?* e, m0 w+ l% H* E2.Is chicken soup good for your health?# ]9 G1 ] x/ U/ F2 M* L
Not is you’re a chicken.5 {) M: w/ J2 z1 }7 j4 m# c2 P
3.Which side of the chi ...