1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? $ j3 p0 j9 O5 o2 v
I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist. / \) p) q1 U* y6 |2.Is chicken soup good for your health? ! l L3 q9 ~& Z3 z0 s5 T( H Not is you’re a chicken. ! y# S3 a2 D" F9 d m3.Which side of the chicken has the most feathers?% p7 w; D+ ^; g* U1 u
The outside. ( p! E: I2 _( f0 Q% R$ E4.Which day of the week do chicken hate? q) r/ a9 ^2 O2 E' _$ I Fry-day! ?; L, K: ~) t) ~3 z. ?* D5.What do you call a deer with no eyes? ) N8 n* a3 j1 X" M No idea.+ q* V- q; j: v" {5 M8 `
6.Why you go to bed? ; T/ z! W6 u @! n' ` Because the bed won’t come to you.
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表 + } ]- J2 N. V K1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? # f) I5 @$ r3 g6 \5 f I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist., x3 V0 |5 k d
2.Is chicken soup good for your health?0 L" L1 L3 ^: a
Not if you’re a chicken.# y1 a: T' q& q0 k9 b: G
3.Which side of the chi ...
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表 6 a/ S! J; m- O+ d1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? / N( b% v4 O" c: e9 N7 @9 `9 _
I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist.; b7 ^& n; t. b D2 h: L6 Q' g
2.Is chicken soup good for your health? 5 @; }$ v! K% f$ \- a Not is you’re a chicken. % p* \- o @) k# f5 q3.Which side of the chi ...
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