Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
' o( ^0 Z  d/ r( l' e6 [% K>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
bit.
>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
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>> position.
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>>             IRISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
$ U4 }. T! [, j# T# S6 J>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
>> restaurant.
>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
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>> & meatballs.
>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
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>> a 3-carat ring.
>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
the
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>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
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5 b  J' P6 S: I4 @1 U; g. `. D' U( U>>             JEWISH WOMEN:
4 e) c/ u4 a, g% I>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
6 g( _/ n' a7 R% C>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
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>> again.
>>
>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
7 J5 Y; c5 r3 j' [' h! D8 b: I>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
4 p8 h7 R( A7 S/ P7 }6 ]>> nothing happens.
( h2 w7 Y9 D0 C+ a8 o- c; M, ~>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
>> Nothing happens again.
>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
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$ i) Y$ \1 {1 |' r* D( @9 n>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
. l% {/ Q7 I. b* Y  o4 V>>             First date: Meet her parents.
>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
>>             Third date: Wedding night.
>>
& ]  C$ P8 s' N3 w8 ]>>             BLACK WOMEN:
9 c; x9 m$ K% E+ K>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
real
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# P( y! \* J5 H>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
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>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
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! ?9 }! \* H/ c( |$ J- s' C9 b* f* E( m>> Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
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  q2 p/ V: t& o$ F6 q9 O. [* B>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
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1 m6 E. o4 ~6 m- R9 F# n& H>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
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0 ?# o$ H: G. b6 E5 s( u/ m>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
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>> like a home along the Tijuana strip.
>>
>>
( B: Y% Y9 }  E0 A. W8 C>>             ARAB WOMEN:
>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
& T' Z! [& ^, @! i7 a! [, ^>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
9 `8 q* F, V! _  o3 h>>             No third date.