Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
, [$ F$ a2 ]  S' s" p" ^( u( u>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
4 C  k  t9 |4 |6 x7 }  J+ f>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
bit.
>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
missionary
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3 I  p% m! p: `- D4 n>>             IRISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
7 Q4 ^7 w6 k+ ^! I>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
>> restaurant.
>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
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>> & meatballs.
2 \$ n1 o$ o- _3 {9 _>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
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3 b2 x( a7 t+ C  _0 p# \& [>> a 3-carat ring.
>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
the
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, e( G6 P: Q' c' M6 A1 t>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
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>>             JEWISH WOMEN:
' E6 J4 }" \$ _' F>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
* H. G- h+ M! V+ b/ e- \>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
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>> again.
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>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
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$ m4 u6 K! k1 i# d* y2 w% T2 m>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
>> Nothing happens again.
- ?1 G. ?. Y" v' ?% M>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
you've
>> already realized nothing is ever going to happen.
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>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
5 N2 c3 S  t3 u( @( A7 x% v>>             First date: Meet her parents.
>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
>>             Third date: Wedding night.
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>>             BLACK WOMEN:
8 [( ~1 n' Q+ |, l' c6 c& I>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
! w8 i% k0 i4 N>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
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>> expensive dinner.
>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
9 b0 r: ?5 u/ a( C- L1 k>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
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>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
$ M  f, k& f" W# a, ~/ {$ @- d>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
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' r7 d- Y$ g: L1 r6 G' Z>> Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
- f, B4 o3 Y7 \3 [. H>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
9 x1 n5 U$ {  `( Y2 l3 F9 C2 z>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
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' E5 y# |1 I6 g/ @/ h>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
! q5 r7 t2 V. W+ |, Y>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
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>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
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>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
looks
+ {  `' {5 O, x, m' X# O: G>> like a home along the Tijuana strip.
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>>             ARAB WOMEN:
>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
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, Q, m1 r& `. Y6 y$ d5 Q  l. y: ~>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
>>             No third date.