Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
* g/ e6 {2 L2 M/ ^9 l>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
! |! V- k: e+ M  k$ G! V5 B( y>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
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>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
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1 Y; f  S+ Q8 Q/ v$ J( r+ T7 b>> position.
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1 B( r9 {8 A- l8 p" D7 i& t>>             IRISH WOMEN:
$ d2 u; I6 w% ~, a+ I1 b5 K. w, r' X>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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& S+ s6 D1 c/ ?. ]# I# T6 P>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
! w/ K  y0 J0 ~9 Z/ A) R3 l, }>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
>> restaurant.
: ^  g8 H$ \& @: J0 W9 W8 \1 l* o9 ^>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
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& G5 k6 A4 E" U/ Z>> & meatballs.
>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
insists on
>> a 3-carat ring.
0 ?; f. G7 j8 J$ P! }7 L) |>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
the
>> thought of having sex.
>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
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# F  g# [; _3 b( D6 |>>             JEWISH WOMEN:
. U% b* g3 s, q8 `) l>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
( I4 _0 S& ?( e>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
( m9 t) j% Y+ B8 o% Q>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
head
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+ [) K2 P  P( O9 o2 A# e- n' d>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
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>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
# r8 `: Z  O3 e! {>> Nothing happens again.
>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
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8 W; v* d# _+ A" c/ o' K>> already realized nothing is ever going to happen.
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! S) H8 k. h. u# p>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
>>             First date: Meet her parents.
1 f& d/ j" k8 y+ Z2 t>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
>>             Third date: Wedding night.
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" e* R$ l! o" g$ ]; V>>             BLACK WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
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>> expensive dinner.
>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
4 [  @! l+ ^- ?>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
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9 B8 ?; ]& x" ]. K0 \>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
- V; s: e& @! C$ r5 H- U2 `5 C>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
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/ `. x( ^' {$ L- S" s' ~6 [>> Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
8 S: Y1 i& g4 o& n>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
father,
" @$ W5 L  {" f/ G( e% j, s>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
$ ?- Y+ ]( @8 G* |7 n% `' e. b0 N>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
$ i: c, ~  ]* Q% Qsister's
>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
for
- Z) S$ j4 |! K>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
looks
( Y3 I  u" o; ~1 U6 j3 v& j. b>> like a home along the Tijuana strip.
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$ H" E0 e4 K+ o+ y$ g. `- i>>             ARAB WOMEN:
: y4 Q3 }7 S: e2 e& m$ ]>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
3 T. Q" T% o+ [3 ?# j>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
9 R3 X  v! K9 t2 \>>             No third date.