Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
6 Z8 `* x* `: O' Y! b>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
6 k9 X4 _  m8 M: W; X8 e>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
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>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
missionary
>> position.
>>
3 J" \' ?+ X, y1 r! Q+ w; w5 m>>             IRISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
  ^: t4 L, o! B2 K>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
4 l. F/ [6 p1 U4 R; k5 g& K$ y5 d>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>
>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
9 J8 f% o5 P* Q8 [>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
>> restaurant.
>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
spaghetti
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>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
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>> a 3-carat ring.
>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
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>> thought of having sex.
) P1 W1 _8 p, \" [( z, D1 G>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
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>>             JEWISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
5 _* G1 v- j8 v; l>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
head
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>>
>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
3 j- G  s" W' M# k% _! r>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
>> nothing happens.
2 F4 Y( d! ~! }2 k, b: ?3 \>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
6 o+ i1 |0 Q' q2 C. P. [- X>> Nothing happens again.
2 \; v$ ]9 o, _9 {/ Q. o/ i5 ?4 H>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
+ y( Z3 t, T9 d+ vyou've
5 l9 _4 H$ _6 s, k( n- O4 I>> already realized nothing is ever going to happen.
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- H- S8 W' S# ~9 n( |! v7 g% _. ?>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
; ~# t. W& S, D% o* b' A( V+ N* V* n>>             First date: Meet her parents.
>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
2 }2 n# T. e+ y+ C& s0 g9 a# [>>             Third date: Wedding night.
>>
) {* Z: r0 t4 R2 W4 w2 d>>             BLACK WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
real
+ P. V% ^; g$ O- v6 m>> expensive dinner.
>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
" ?  A* a; w$ [8 m3 C, o. V1 m>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
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>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
on
>> Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
0 S; i7 I! @; q- y0 F; }8 h5 S9 j>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
+ k# F1 e+ D6 V5 H$ y: G>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
- y" S( j( @* _- @3 s& |father,
>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
sister's
4 T1 t& x4 G3 v) U8 W3 F>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
for
$ f* ^9 I# t  f>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
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>> like a home along the Tijuana strip.
>>
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6 O! z) r8 R: G0 T' S% B& W' `( M7 H>>             ARAB WOMEN:
% p  c. G) G8 ?" @. M. L>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
; F$ I$ V; o& @>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
% c/ z- `, G4 \: K; O8 X>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
# v& e# f6 e. X* s3 M>>             No third date.