Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
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>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
missionary
>> position.
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8 L  ]6 q# f3 T>>             IRISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
/ r6 o5 O/ G: H>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
/ q7 T$ a7 d' C; s1 Z>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
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* ~# Z! s, a; u% o: N' `>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
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>> & meatballs.
1 E$ Q$ O3 F7 M1 e: I: W>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
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>> a 3-carat ring.
' M+ v! ~5 B% m( S* g- j: E>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
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>> thought of having sex.
) w0 C0 q8 r! M9 j>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
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>>             JEWISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
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>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
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>> again.
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>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
0 `) ~6 R7 [& \3 F>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
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>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
& z: O/ T& p% Z( c- P>> Nothing happens again.
+ e: W% I6 n; X' H- l0 s( j) f# e>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
you've
>> already realized nothing is ever going to happen.
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>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
  X: f5 L2 s4 ?5 q/ {>>             First date: Meet her parents.
>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
>>             Third date: Wedding night.
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6 E+ c% \( i. Z* x% U: Q% J>>             BLACK WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
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>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
% K6 \! `) H5 V# {( I# X>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
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1 a% y1 i8 n% X8 x) J>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
3 u  {# P1 s# P# d- r- v>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
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+ Y2 D- g1 e' C% F>> Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
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>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
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>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
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>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
looks
>> like a home along the Tijuana strip.
>>
>>
  S: d  g( x9 B- m" M- d* F>>             ARAB WOMEN:
! u; o6 u  ?$ K1 X>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
$ P. B" g7 n" j6 ?5 P>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
>>             No third date.