Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
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, h* f% B, U4 G7 l/ s& D>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
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>>             IRISH WOMEN:
, V& |$ j. E! q>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
$ l1 Q; c3 ^, a7 q/ }( h4 \7 A>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
  G' m3 g3 l9 a>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
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>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
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>> & meatballs.
4 B; [6 C+ l0 V8 T* o$ d1 J  i) C4 R1 ?>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
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>> a 3-carat ring.
>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
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" A% ~. b# _% ~>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
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>>             JEWISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
7 z" u1 I; v7 s5 f1 S>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
head
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>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
8 a2 p1 _3 k/ L& V>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
>> nothing happens.
0 C+ e' N# X9 f% M  x>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
, s: u& E3 P9 y>> Nothing happens again.
>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
you've
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9 S# q& ]- o1 j9 l% X7 }>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
, ?: k: q6 n3 B3 I- q7 e>>             First date: Meet her parents.
>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
>>             Third date: Wedding night.
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$ s3 d& M$ P' R/ h>>             BLACK WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
real
>> expensive dinner.
>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
$ e' v  t$ w$ K0 p: K% t>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
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>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
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0 ?/ }4 Y7 i9 r" R5 L) z>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
$ X) f. }( A: M7 @>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
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>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
sister's
>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
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looks
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>>             ARAB WOMEN:
% o6 E3 R9 u( n9 t>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
7 X) l( j& Z7 T% E" p2 c+ y>>             No third date.