Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
  E! g1 `( Z4 B5 ]& f5 P>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
bit.
>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
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>>             IRISH WOMEN:
, k! `( }4 a7 x0 @$ u2 m>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
' ?8 Y! j) A: T- L>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
) e0 u) z" g0 N>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
>> restaurant.
* N0 N) r; c% O- C>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
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>> & meatballs.
' S1 [2 H6 @0 Z6 W>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
insists on
>> a 3-carat ring.
>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
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>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
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>>             JEWISH WOMEN:
% Z1 d1 l$ t- I>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
2 j" T9 }/ y  r! G; r2 ?>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
; e) g% J4 V1 n1 l' a>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
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! i: F% i/ v9 {>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
>> nothing happens.
! d  o2 f8 j* x>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
; Q! P" G0 w0 R' m>> Nothing happens again.
8 p9 {# H6 P8 m( o; n* }1 k>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
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>> already realized nothing is ever going to happen.
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>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
) {+ `6 s% b7 v>>             First date: Meet her parents.
>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
3 q7 B; t& e- A( T>>             Third date: Wedding night.
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>>             BLACK WOMEN:
+ F! `  A. l4 g& @>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
real
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, j9 n( J, H4 o9 {% U. E6 U>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
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>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
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>> Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
8 z: l/ G9 Y( ?8 r# u>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
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% Z, h* l$ ?5 o4 {! r2 m2 _>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
* z3 K) W- S! Q6 a>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
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>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
for
! v; J+ N4 b3 e# m2 X3 h>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
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>> like a home along the Tijuana strip.
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; `& ]. M( g7 Q$ s) ]>>             ARAB WOMEN:
>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
8 S& ~& }, m) c9 L4 j% h6 U3 T>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
>>             No third date.