Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
: Q" K( x; J# z7 d/ T>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
bit.
>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
missionary
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>>
- M- G) l& x% o* ~1 i/ ^$ j7 I4 c1 x% ^>>             IRISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>
>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
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# P% F/ k8 C6 \* d& |>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
spaghetti
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>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
insists on
>> a 3-carat ring.
0 Z+ ?" d9 s6 {6 \) R1 {) y) A>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
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>> thought of having sex.
2 F2 v1 }3 l. |! }& S>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
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! h. M: z+ O7 b$ V>>             JEWISH WOMEN:
% j) d# X/ X+ x% A) n>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
7 ?. F5 A6 V# \+ D8 i: Z6 G>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
head
>> again.
>>
( l2 Y& s( ?7 |/ T9 N. t>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
8 z- d* b8 t6 v0 ^  q* q>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
>> nothing happens.
7 a) D8 z- O+ F. [2 [>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
>> Nothing happens again.
>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
you've
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>>
>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
>>             First date: Meet her parents.
5 R' J; a* y8 h( H  f" s  E>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
>>             Third date: Wedding night.
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. q% `, E, e4 p) k$ {7 W9 P>>             BLACK WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
/ `& d" U6 T1 c) c' k>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
real
>> expensive dinner.
1 C1 t0 G5 Q( B  J5 U>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
, B$ X! R/ t- H! H>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
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( P% s1 x- [% U% j5 y; t) r7 e>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
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3 e1 p; o8 u% ?5 }. w>> Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
1 E& n) `0 S1 C2 _1 K$ J3 j# H7 h>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
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>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
5 a& R* C9 }' R. Y9 m, Q6 Q$ R>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
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>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
for
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looks
>> like a home along the Tijuana strip.
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- x0 m4 a/ t8 G9 y>>             ARAB WOMEN:
>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
! j$ Q. \4 @# z0 e' m>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
3 {" ?* m4 f  \% R>>             No third date.