Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
5 [1 k0 i9 z  v) w% {# l# U2 {>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
+ F8 {' X( x* Z+ r( G: ^* _) b>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
bit.
>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
missionary
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>>
>>             IRISH WOMEN:
# C4 v- J) [" D* S) x# Z( E>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
) f( k& z4 m2 Q>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
9 P: \! \. u0 `. l7 Q>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
2 ?. o# E; }  @>> restaurant.
>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
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>> & meatballs.
>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
insists on
>> a 3-carat ring.
>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
the
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% H% G" w$ u: c  n- T7 i1 J3 v>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
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>>             JEWISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
7 X! G+ I1 C$ c) o: L3 C. {>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
0 l  Z. n9 v2 \. n7 z/ B* x( U>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
head
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$ ?: h# b8 D- X2 ^>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
# g; g% V, f" Q" j' |>> nothing happens.
% e, I4 X" W+ a* K) W% n>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
>> Nothing happens again.
$ C9 s5 f5 m- G& g9 s* A>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
you've
& l* U- R& a: G0 ?! D>> already realized nothing is ever going to happen.
>>
>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
>>             First date: Meet her parents.
1 B; e( t' _  f0 P>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
- C3 {; `  e3 x$ |: ~) t2 p>>             Third date: Wedding night.
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: w+ r" ~$ T% G. {>>             BLACK WOMEN:
, A9 _5 ]1 r" |) B3 z  I& h# Q2 z& Z>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
real
+ b5 d& M6 p) Z  y) \7 Z>> expensive dinner.
% y8 U" r/ Z: V/ K& M>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
& I; [8 E% l2 ^0 O>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
>>
4 a: [& t, @9 l' m  x>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
on
>> Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
8 ]4 `- C0 d2 X3 ?2 c9 M>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
" u+ P$ m/ z$ r% \) s# R$ @>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
father,
>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
sister's
# O1 O0 \: O7 ^# |4 Q4 u2 `>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
for
>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
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# F* }8 G" M# D  `) m! P0 `# D2 Q5 b2 }>> like a home along the Tijuana strip.
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>>             ARAB WOMEN:
>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
: }* i" O) s$ C8 O, c" a0 ?>>             No third date.