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Happy St. Patricks' Day!

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发表于 2006-3-17 10:06 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Spring is officially coming today!
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The following joke sent to me by a co-worker. May you all have a wonderful weekend and a spring!
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An Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "what'll you have?" The man says, "Give me three pints of Guinness please."
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So the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone. He then orders three more.
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7 v9 `7 B. ?$ Y" hThe bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold. You don't have to order three at a time. I can keep an eye on it and when you get low I'll bring you a fresh cold one."1 Q3 C7 I7 h5 r4 b
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The man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too, and we're drinking together.
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The bartender thought that was a wonderful tradition.
. _/ I. z  Y2 l9 |" w* m# wEvery week the man came in and ordered three beers. Then one week he came in and ordered only two. He drank them and then ordered two more.
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, S$ y$ _5 q* v# CThe bartender said to him, "I know what your tradition is, and I'd just like to say that I'm sorry that one of your brothers died."
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$ V' [" i- ^& |The man said, "Oh, me brothers are fine - I just quit drinking."
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发表于 2006-3-17 10:36 | 显示全部楼层
有意思!
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% i4 X( i8 f7 s- S学校要求孩子们今天穿绿的或戴绿的东东
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发表于 2006-3-17 10:44 | 显示全部楼层
哈哈,有趣哈!这样也能戒酒?!; q. ?" K" g6 h/ N" P. y. O- }0 O

5 ]& b! I* ]; f1 g# \! N/ HGuinness,好东东啊,俺最喜欢的黑啤就是Guinness!
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