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Spring is officially coming today!/ X( T, {1 c5 t( Q+ C" w, K5 I9 c
. A- R+ P* ~: L- a5 ~# EThe following joke sent to me by a co-worker. May you all have a wonderful weekend and a spring!
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An Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "what'll you have?" The man says, "Give me three pints of Guinness please."( G, a" V! _' H- D6 R1 n
4 A, R+ C! Y/ Y* TSo the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone. He then orders three more.5 t& p* m* T/ |! e p7 M
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The bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold. You don't have to order three at a time. I can keep an eye on it and when you get low I'll bring you a fresh cold one."
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The man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too, and we're drinking together.) d' Y1 b, B U8 |( J
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The bartender thought that was a wonderful tradition.
2 @6 h" f2 C8 Q$ s* n8 d: kEvery week the man came in and ordered three beers. Then one week he came in and ordered only two. He drank them and then ordered two more.
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The bartender said to him, "I know what your tradition is, and I'd just like to say that I'm sorry that one of your brothers died."5 p6 e+ W6 N3 f i- L2 e, [
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The man said, "Oh, me brothers are fine - I just quit drinking." |
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