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Spring is officially coming today!! M2 Q4 L; b% K
( U4 Q$ P4 m+ ~5 L+ P" gThe following joke sent to me by a co-worker. May you all have a wonderful weekend and a spring!" b1 z3 n- d: z1 v/ V3 l0 B
; h: n; m, b7 w: H* v* J* TAn Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "what'll you have?" The man says, "Give me three pints of Guinness please."+ p( J7 \! F, Z
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So the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone. He then orders three more.% y# t7 L5 p3 h7 ?- ?0 b/ m* ~$ t
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The bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold. You don't have to order three at a time. I can keep an eye on it and when you get low I'll bring you a fresh cold one."* S# S1 q% ]5 c; K# W. d6 ?
3 F4 m/ t+ |+ k/ QThe man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too, and we're drinking together.% T1 D6 U! c; }0 u
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The bartender thought that was a wonderful tradition.( s6 P/ e6 l! P7 o# y# u
Every week the man came in and ordered three beers. Then one week he came in and ordered only two. He drank them and then ordered two more., S5 U$ J O) P" a% h2 h, J
1 N* Z) D' k, N& `8 AThe bartender said to him, "I know what your tradition is, and I'd just like to say that I'm sorry that one of your brothers died."
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The man said, "Oh, me brothers are fine - I just quit drinking." |
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发表于 2006-3-17 10:06
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