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Spring is officially coming today!3 [1 G! W% k _1 }- v
, B/ q7 y% H7 s8 R1 eThe following joke sent to me by a co-worker. May you all have a wonderful weekend and a spring!! m: ^- L, l! W) ]- l3 h
0 H A$ Z6 ?/ {. Z6 O" F# AAn Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "what'll you have?" The man says, "Give me three pints of Guinness please."
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& h2 r* O6 g! a, Y4 o V/ C' U' y) gSo the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone. He then orders three more.0 |6 h( p& ~. L+ a) }8 w! c
2 o" m+ W7 @7 g UThe bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold. You don't have to order three at a time. I can keep an eye on it and when you get low I'll bring you a fresh cold one."! T0 B( D5 u1 B% M& q# |, K3 I
$ x. U! A' o% x9 lThe man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too, and we're drinking together. ? v1 R) ]* M% k2 y* g
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The bartender thought that was a wonderful tradition.% R5 L1 E5 K$ i( m4 o! Y6 U0 e( Y+ Z
Every week the man came in and ordered three beers. Then one week he came in and ordered only two. He drank them and then ordered two more.
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, G& S" A3 `9 `% b" M& B2 X" fThe bartender said to him, "I know what your tradition is, and I'd just like to say that I'm sorry that one of your brothers died."
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The man said, "Oh, me brothers are fine - I just quit drinking." |
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