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Spring is officially coming today!* q1 X* b8 V% B# `7 h
# |$ P" |, k/ e, b8 cThe following joke sent to me by a co-worker. May you all have a wonderful weekend and a spring!% m) V" P- w5 S+ Q- T, s) n
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An Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "what'll you have?" The man says, "Give me three pints of Guinness please."9 i% I' d* p0 Z% N# h
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So the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone. He then orders three more.
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' t$ I0 w6 I# B, _The bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold. You don't have to order three at a time. I can keep an eye on it and when you get low I'll bring you a fresh cold one."' T( N9 |9 X1 s( M# R
: u- y* ?# o1 {$ l9 f; G ~( K5 VThe man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too, and we're drinking together.
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The bartender thought that was a wonderful tradition.: Z5 U- B: w( @, L0 Z
Every week the man came in and ordered three beers. Then one week he came in and ordered only two. He drank them and then ordered two more.0 p6 A3 ~( q( ^0 t9 ^/ p
4 Q: P+ _6 a, }/ J6 _' DThe bartender said to him, "I know what your tradition is, and I'd just like to say that I'm sorry that one of your brothers died."
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The man said, "Oh, me brothers are fine - I just quit drinking." |
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