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Spring is officially coming today!
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& O9 W0 _6 d- u7 Z. X- f; x7 HThe following joke sent to me by a co-worker. May you all have a wonderful weekend and a spring! R2 K8 T2 u8 ?$ Q4 C% { S
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An Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "what'll you have?" The man says, "Give me three pints of Guinness please.") p5 R$ f6 d7 x' D- ]5 @3 ~
; _+ h D- r2 r" z4 J% ySo the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone. He then orders three more.
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' X/ @- `' Z& m3 s; o! DThe bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold. You don't have to order three at a time. I can keep an eye on it and when you get low I'll bring you a fresh cold one."# ~2 p# u# T4 [4 C: ^: h/ G
E5 A X. R4 L- AThe man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too, and we're drinking together.
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The bartender thought that was a wonderful tradition.
4 V- n+ q4 F# @9 A3 eEvery week the man came in and ordered three beers. Then one week he came in and ordered only two. He drank them and then ordered two more.7 ?+ y3 {7 j3 O. x* a" [
8 G, P4 t8 r4 G6 D8 e N8 `) IThe bartender said to him, "I know what your tradition is, and I'd just like to say that I'm sorry that one of your brothers died."' h0 m) y* |, Q9 u3 G/ ]
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The man said, "Oh, me brothers are fine - I just quit drinking." |
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