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Spring is officially coming today!: j# A+ S! a$ G# @; p4 G
, P5 K1 R; N. MThe following joke sent to me by a co-worker. May you all have a wonderful weekend and a spring!; P2 o# K! m, Z6 P6 R
. T- S) q% l* {7 `- P9 I) yAn Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "what'll you have?" The man says, "Give me three pints of Guinness please."4 @. b1 ]1 z: I- T' @
% H& L; l8 ^8 o( O8 H- sSo the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone. He then orders three more.
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* j i2 x5 P- \, S- t" `& r8 D! [The bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold. You don't have to order three at a time. I can keep an eye on it and when you get low I'll bring you a fresh cold one."/ I. w" g: N) \
( _+ P0 p/ M- g2 [5 J5 [7 YThe man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too, and we're drinking together.
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The bartender thought that was a wonderful tradition.: {( q: V4 S2 l2 x% {
Every week the man came in and ordered three beers. Then one week he came in and ordered only two. He drank them and then ordered two more.& T$ J& Q! a, @8 ?! P9 H
C! ~0 L; K8 r5 R) h3 i0 d* O9 ~The bartender said to him, "I know what your tradition is, and I'd just like to say that I'm sorry that one of your brothers died."
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The man said, "Oh, me brothers are fine - I just quit drinking." |
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