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一个牧师奇迹般的把一个马铃薯弄进了他的肛门，结果要开刀才拿出来。他的解释是他在裸体挂窗帘，不小心掉下来了，刚好坐在一个马铃薯上面。。。! n$ g9 k |; _* l6 `
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http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1876886.ece1 e$ H+ U# `3 i
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A VICAR turned up in agony at a hospital - with a potato stuck in his bottom.
+ E5 n H' `. T: |' _The clergyman told stunned casualty nurses he fell backwards on to his kitchen table while hanging curtains.
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! U. Y# @7 v$ |/ I) mHe happened to be nude at the time of the mishap. & z% _5 F5 H$ B# S* ? v
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The embarrassed reverend, in his 50s, had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the offending vegetable.
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& `+ T( W* _8 ]; C: `# Q- n$ MThe spud was yesterday revealed to be among a litany of objects medics in Sheffield have removed from people's nether regions.
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. r; g8 A( I" ^! g; SOthers include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll - and a carnation. ( r% p8 S% x. b5 h+ H& A6 o
Like most of the other patients, the red-faced vicar insisted to staff at the city's Northern General Hospital that his predicament was NOT the result of a sex game gone wrong.
M3 Y: V7 _- E) F) e6 HA & E nurse Trudi Watson said: "He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in the kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato. $ _* A% [' _2 ^. @* B
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"But it's not for me to question his story.
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"He had to undergo surgery to have it removed." + b! f5 X# F2 C6 Z
7 _- c. F! j1 mShe admitted some sex-related emergencies had made staff chuckle. But she urged anyone contemplating sticking something where the sun doesn't shine to think again.
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Ms Watson said: "My advice? Don't do it.
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"Surgery can lead to infection, nasty scarring, and it could possibly end up with the person having to use a colostomy bag as a result." 5 v5 a! O! U! Q T$ W
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Health staff across Sheffield, Barnsley, Rotherham and Doncaster say they are no longer surprised at the things people use to spice up fun in the bedroom.
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" i s/ p6 |/ J& S; A" u- H1 sA hospital trust spokeswoman in Sheffield said: "Like all busy hospitals we do see some unusual accidents.
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