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一个牧师奇迹般的把一个马铃薯弄进了他的肛门，结果要开刀才拿出来。他的解释是他在裸体挂窗帘，不小心掉下来了，刚好坐在一个马铃薯上面。。。
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6 ^6 h/ K7 C7 i$ ?6 \$ d/ g. Fhttp://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1876886.ece
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A VICAR turned up in agony at a hospital - with a potato stuck in his bottom. 3 o. }; r9 ^9 R# {
The clergyman told stunned casualty nurses he fell backwards on to his kitchen table while hanging curtains. 0 J0 e9 g' h- _3 C' j- }
8 n$ @, n: v* P# H: d' fHe happened to be nude at the time of the mishap. 6 ~- h, r/ N5 z4 s8 D1 R8 t
: C* \* [2 O( u, @) |The embarrassed reverend, in his 50s, had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the offending vegetable. 4 G% P G" u$ E$ Z
" Z9 B: P$ t3 o. dThe spud was yesterday revealed to be among a litany of objects medics in Sheffield have removed from people's nether regions.
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Others include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll - and a carnation. 3 |! {& Z# k( R+ G$ a
Like most of the other patients, the red-faced vicar insisted to staff at the city's Northern General Hospital that his predicament was NOT the result of a sex game gone wrong.
0 i* T5 L4 q9 n/ ^% Y% {" r4 z5 c l% e; zA & E nurse Trudi Watson said: "He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in the kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato. + v. W6 s( x+ h! X" ~; d+ f
1 _$ ]& D) N! V"But it's not for me to question his story. * l% E! Y6 N. R& U w' \5 k6 i
; Q6 X' _: |6 R% j. P1 _"He had to undergo surgery to have it removed."
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She admitted some sex-related emergencies had made staff chuckle. But she urged anyone contemplating sticking something where the sun doesn't shine to think again. 7 K# J5 C0 g4 _
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Ms Watson said: "My advice? Don't do it. 6 L) w1 D& z0 F
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"It can be very dangerous and potentially life-threatening.
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"Surgery can lead to infection, nasty scarring, and it could possibly end up with the person having to use a colostomy bag as a result."
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Health staff across Sheffield, Barnsley, Rotherham and Doncaster say they are no longer surprised at the things people use to spice up fun in the bedroom. # z8 ?' |& U: d8 u( [, n
) d2 `* N' ]5 h3 P. M" L8 Y0 aA hospital trust spokeswoman in Sheffield said: "Like all busy hospitals we do see some unusual accidents. . I# z+ o, h# K
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"But our staff deal with them in a discreet, professional and kind way." |
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