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一个牧师奇迹般的把一个马铃薯弄进了他的肛门，结果要开刀才拿出来。他的解释是他在裸体挂窗帘，不小心掉下来了，刚好坐在一个马铃薯上面。。。, M4 [) P$ a7 o }; I8 {
! x m1 e+ o" D' o/ X ihttp://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1876886.ece" V* V( p# k8 p7 z
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A VICAR turned up in agony at a hospital - with a potato stuck in his bottom. 7 N; B, {2 B: ^; s$ k4 z! t# O3 O
The clergyman told stunned casualty nurses he fell backwards on to his kitchen table while hanging curtains.
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He happened to be nude at the time of the mishap. 2 H& B- \6 H0 q3 ]
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The embarrassed reverend, in his 50s, had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the offending vegetable. 3 b% H+ H7 B) u j$ D. ?8 l
5 v1 W0 D! i& K' z! u2 D' y' WThe spud was yesterday revealed to be among a litany of objects medics in Sheffield have removed from people's nether regions.
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Others include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll - and a carnation. . F* v, ^9 `& }' a: \! F6 `
Like most of the other patients, the red-faced vicar insisted to staff at the city's Northern General Hospital that his predicament was NOT the result of a sex game gone wrong. # F" W0 [' ]0 x7 K0 j; k3 _! ]
A & E nurse Trudi Watson said: "He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in the kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato. . N% H: v+ R: z) {$ M7 g4 k
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"But it's not for me to question his story.
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/ I9 V+ {8 e% S"He had to undergo surgery to have it removed." 7 X! d4 ?# |2 g5 q$ h
2 J' b4 M) A- y5 l$ IShe admitted some sex-related emergencies had made staff chuckle. But she urged anyone contemplating sticking something where the sun doesn't shine to think again.
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Ms Watson said: "My advice? Don't do it.
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- J& y, x6 G# B$ t# h: ~/ D"It can be very dangerous and potentially life-threatening. " m# R- O2 x ]& S) I
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"Surgery can lead to infection, nasty scarring, and it could possibly end up with the person having to use a colostomy bag as a result."
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Health staff across Sheffield, Barnsley, Rotherham and Doncaster say they are no longer surprised at the things people use to spice up fun in the bedroom.
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A hospital trust spokeswoman in Sheffield said: "Like all busy hospitals we do see some unusual accidents. 2 Q7 \" ^/ n9 u3 l- p
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