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一个牧师奇迹般的把一个马铃薯弄进了他的肛门，结果要开刀才拿出来。他的解释是他在裸体挂窗帘，不小心掉下来了，刚好坐在一个马铃薯上面。。。2 G2 Z! l5 a0 r$ y x
2 X! l0 s1 b2 ~, w- Ghttp://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1876886.ece
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9 t' ?& g! S; |8 N4 ]A VICAR turned up in agony at a hospital - with a potato stuck in his bottom.
' F% q& y$ F8 u* w$ n/ i1 TThe clergyman told stunned casualty nurses he fell backwards on to his kitchen table while hanging curtains.
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, Y ?: `7 n* v5 S' CHe happened to be nude at the time of the mishap. 8 G5 T" e) r1 D W5 }9 Z" j
$ S2 F6 @0 B3 }8 ZThe embarrassed reverend, in his 50s, had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the offending vegetable.
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The spud was yesterday revealed to be among a litany of objects medics in Sheffield have removed from people's nether regions. ' a$ F7 ?, n# v4 M
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Others include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll - and a carnation. . C* s: H6 r% {' q- l* x' E' {
Like most of the other patients, the red-faced vicar insisted to staff at the city's Northern General Hospital that his predicament was NOT the result of a sex game gone wrong.
n$ v. |) \/ ]9 D: ^A & E nurse Trudi Watson said: "He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in the kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato.
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, s( v$ w A6 W+ H$ A"But it's not for me to question his story.
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6 @1 |; w; x5 T) X' N2 C"He had to undergo surgery to have it removed."
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) L7 b% s/ `8 D$ F9 T* M" h/ Z# N, N) KShe admitted some sex-related emergencies had made staff chuckle. But she urged anyone contemplating sticking something where the sun doesn't shine to think again.
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Ms Watson said: "My advice? Don't do it.
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"It can be very dangerous and potentially life-threatening.
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2 @) C6 P% i; S. E3 Z @"Surgery can lead to infection, nasty scarring, and it could possibly end up with the person having to use a colostomy bag as a result."
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Health staff across Sheffield, Barnsley, Rotherham and Doncaster say they are no longer surprised at the things people use to spice up fun in the bedroom. 5 t6 z6 X6 _8 P- F
, N. G9 H2 `3 u2 OA hospital trust spokeswoman in Sheffield said: "Like all busy hospitals we do see some unusual accidents.
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