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一个牧师奇迹般的把一个马铃薯弄进了他的肛门，结果要开刀才拿出来。他的解释是他在裸体挂窗帘，不小心掉下来了，刚好坐在一个马铃薯上面。。。4 b$ ?* Z- m i' |1 K2 G( j. D
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A VICAR turned up in agony at a hospital - with a potato stuck in his bottom.
! P0 A" v& [/ N8 uThe clergyman told stunned casualty nurses he fell backwards on to his kitchen table while hanging curtains.
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, @2 S0 N( [* D [" K) ^; b, [; N, V& r9 ]He happened to be nude at the time of the mishap. $ i: o; d0 w+ L2 v7 i
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The embarrassed reverend, in his 50s, had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the offending vegetable. + P% M" g! P2 [. k$ l
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The spud was yesterday revealed to be among a litany of objects medics in Sheffield have removed from people's nether regions.
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Others include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll - and a carnation.
7 t) ]& [; W1 j9 g$ s6 v* pLike most of the other patients, the red-faced vicar insisted to staff at the city's Northern General Hospital that his predicament was NOT the result of a sex game gone wrong.
' ]4 ]: p" g) D9 Z; J, yA & E nurse Trudi Watson said: "He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in the kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato. ; A' p7 E" z8 F5 Z: j6 e) K* z+ m k. F
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"But it's not for me to question his story. % N* W8 O' m# V1 \; ]2 J9 e* ?' o
) Z' q3 G5 |/ A4 z"He had to undergo surgery to have it removed."
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" @9 S6 c% g: T. _7 M4 s0 YShe admitted some sex-related emergencies had made staff chuckle. But she urged anyone contemplating sticking something where the sun doesn't shine to think again. & D' f- ^- o# D8 M$ R5 A, {
2 ?: B# {1 X9 o) z* s4 wMs Watson said: "My advice? Don't do it. . H/ |- ]9 B, W& W
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"It can be very dangerous and potentially life-threatening. ' q3 ~7 @5 h* o' N+ o% ^
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"Surgery can lead to infection, nasty scarring, and it could possibly end up with the person having to use a colostomy bag as a result."
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Health staff across Sheffield, Barnsley, Rotherham and Doncaster say they are no longer surprised at the things people use to spice up fun in the bedroom.
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( u- l7 C& }! K. k& c# _: H# G' IA hospital trust spokeswoman in Sheffield said: "Like all busy hospitals we do see some unusual accidents.
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"But our staff deal with them in a discreet, professional and kind way." |
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