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A businessman was getting ready to go on a long business trip. He knew
* g% Y" ^4 r5 J$ Q, m( L, }his wife would have a hard time being faithful while he was gone so he
8 e4 j) g3 T6 [! ^& y% l0 V1 ndecided to go to a sex shop to find something to entertain her. As he
8 ~: D- c* r/ P( k( ?browsed through all the different toys the old man behind the counter asked: T5 J: D8 }7 @2 c% K- f2 v
if he needed help. He explained his situation and the old man said, "Well,
7 q- [- M1 B \- y; L* I1 X6 O1 bI don't really know of anything that will keep her occupied for weeks,0 |) i8 c& Y+ W) v( Y" _
except... ahhh... never mind."
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"Except what?" the man asked.
! g: }1 a" E8 D p$ X/ N4 w "Nothing, nothing."
5 h, ?; }! ~0 X3 `0 Q "C'mon, tell me!"! K" i! V0 w$ i6 y! J
"Well, there is VooDoo Dick."1 x3 t+ h( Z0 S* J$ m+ B, H
"What's VooDoo Dick?" the man replied.4 o: p3 [- V9 ^; t) z7 l3 e
"It can't be described" said the old man, "it can only be witnessed."
, C. L) l% m; X So the old man reached under the counter, and pulled out an old wooden box,
/ \& h0 M7 x! S; ^9 t" h8 t* Xcarved with strange symbols. He opened it, and there lay a very3 c$ m) G% `" X$ N: [4 C* E: E
ordinary-looking black dildo.
9 H6 g1 S, j; F# Z8 u The businessman laughed, and said, "That's it?"% J0 F+ F3 d. ~5 y7 w
0 Z! R! K6 ?* @- d6 o The old man replied, "But you haven't seen what it'll do yet." The old1 O& W2 `# ^6 b: Q) W
man pointed to a door across the room and said, "VooDoo Dick, the door."
, R, f* j0 N! _ VooDoo Dick rose out of its box, darted over to the door, and started1 M7 X! `* u( Y
screwing the keyhole. The whole door shook with the vibrations, and a crack
+ o8 g7 N9 O# c% ~6 M) Pdeveloped down the middle. Before the door could break, the old man said,
$ h2 X, R8 m' I% i8 j) H"VooDoo Dick, get back in your box!" VooDoo dick stopped, floated back to
9 P2 A& z6 D0 F8 U! L2 zthe box and lay there, quiet once again.
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( I I1 K& h+ p9 n a0 @ "I'll take it!" said the businessman. The old man resisted, saying it3 }9 k) F3 T# V3 p
wasn't for sale, but he finally surrendered to $1000 in cash. The guy took
( z9 H; J* u! G% R, k, J, pit home to his wife, told her it was a special dildo and that to use it, all 6 F/ \/ T. f, {
she had to do was say "VooDoo Dick, my pussy." He left for his trip
# h. E# D7 W. C* ]9 R; usatisfied that things would be fine while he was gone.) C: g( e) q& q: t. C4 q' p* b. a
: `* i; b r+ U. L After he'd been gone for a week, the wife was unbearably horny. She
$ V+ E+ N2 F" g g; b8 tthought of several people who would willingly satisfy her, but then she" A, P" n1 I/ w
remembered VooDoo Dick. She got it out laid down on the bed and said,
9 E: u, l4 r& V V P5 {"VooDoo Dick, my pussy!" The VooDoo Dick shot to her crotch. It was: b" K0 J6 z3 ~% g' @% ~0 |
great, like nothing she'd ever experienced before. After three orgasms, she
$ c' x; k, p" K; [: y( Idecided she'd had enough, and tried to stop it, but she couldn't, her
# c" c1 t; S" ]. |) B6 r5 r$ rhusband had forgot to tell her how to stop it!
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She decided to go to the hospital to see if they could help. She tried, Y0 [- ]% [! i
to get dressed as best as she could with a skirt and a top, but VooDoo Dick
/ {- a- x7 }/ t: i# y" X7 Ojust wouldn't stop and she had yet another orgasm, weakening her knees.1 v! q% S F/ x; E {- l8 ]
0 t2 l2 X+ |( k- `6 ` }0 @ Finally she got her clothes on, made it to the car and started to drive% O& j% }0 Q0 y/ Y% t U( ]: p/ E
to the hospital. On the way, another orgasm made her swerve into oncoming
+ {5 v, N; p4 p( X7 Ytraffic, then back to her side of the road, narrowly missing a car. Next
& a) y# _+ A7 V- K6 V. w/ ~thing she knew there was a police car behind her with it's blue lights/ C# V. S2 P; V
flashing. The police officer asked for her license, and wanted to know how7 ?; D$ x3 I; j, i- v! R
much she'd had to drink. Gasping and twitching, she explained that she1 w: {3 {4 W0 p% N1 j" G' T
hadn't been drinking and tried to explain the problem of VooDoo Dick.9 K/ t' g4 U2 C% t4 z; w
. H% N4 g6 Z' g$ k* I# l6 y The officer looked at her for a second, and then said, "Yeah, right: I* d- z8 f0 s) b6 |
lady, VooDoo Dick, my ass!" |
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