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A businessman was getting ready to go on a long business trip. He knew
! A9 F; X, P- K |9 R% u4 Mhis wife would have a hard time being faithful while he was gone so he }4 h2 Q7 L( f0 Z' L7 Y
decided to go to a sex shop to find something to entertain her. As he
9 K: a+ x8 S" m1 j% ?browsed through all the different toys the old man behind the counter asked4 g* f, `) }; P
if he needed help. He explained his situation and the old man said, "Well,
9 }6 K/ J. O) A4 eI don't really know of anything that will keep her occupied for weeks,$ ?; A I1 L" z) Y
except... ahhh... never mind."
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5 n# k( F2 x& D "Except what?" the man asked., M# W! u0 f5 O0 H7 U
"Nothing, nothing."
$ l: B3 j. K5 c* A O+ T6 J "C'mon, tell me!", u j1 `6 M# Q+ J0 V& b$ e8 c
"Well, there is VooDoo Dick."
' u; w# R/ j8 [$ [# |. A "What's VooDoo Dick?" the man replied.% d/ R0 s" k$ E7 [* T4 t
"It can't be described" said the old man, "it can only be witnessed."+ X. X$ Q4 c6 f. f& S1 U' L
So the old man reached under the counter, and pulled out an old wooden box,
( F1 r' g" ?/ Q, W) Ocarved with strange symbols. He opened it, and there lay a very% O3 @+ X) R o/ q
ordinary-looking black dildo. F- S2 e6 u% _6 i6 y m# F" O! A
The businessman laughed, and said, "That's it?"' A7 B; N+ [0 f: W& e
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The old man replied, "But you haven't seen what it'll do yet." The old# m3 f! l9 J* E Q( X* {
man pointed to a door across the room and said, "VooDoo Dick, the door."6 B7 i$ N/ ?4 \& y3 i! H4 {
VooDoo Dick rose out of its box, darted over to the door, and started
% O1 g9 {8 Z3 k1 T; N: Zscrewing the keyhole. The whole door shook with the vibrations, and a crack
( E$ e- i# i! ]' x/ G: udeveloped down the middle. Before the door could break, the old man said,
9 ]: T/ N9 \! b4 @ Z"VooDoo Dick, get back in your box!" VooDoo dick stopped, floated back to i" ~9 F/ b( V- \1 Q
the box and lay there, quiet once again.
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"I'll take it!" said the businessman. The old man resisted, saying it% A2 ?4 Z6 F# x, m# {
wasn't for sale, but he finally surrendered to $1000 in cash. The guy took
. K' ]& o& Z3 g4 eit home to his wife, told her it was a special dildo and that to use it, all * D" ^. I$ n: A
she had to do was say "VooDoo Dick, my pussy." He left for his trip* m J% J; y! L
satisfied that things would be fine while he was gone.) I7 ^! i1 N H2 G
; e& X4 ?; ?+ A Z* y' ^ After he'd been gone for a week, the wife was unbearably horny. She
& J8 g4 c+ z0 }1 U" ]+ C) Fthought of several people who would willingly satisfy her, but then she9 Z& h. r% k/ n3 _6 V. p
remembered VooDoo Dick. She got it out laid down on the bed and said,* h: X5 k2 `, P2 L
"VooDoo Dick, my pussy!" The VooDoo Dick shot to her crotch. It was8 a1 |, y- m+ t' A: W( d
great, like nothing she'd ever experienced before. After three orgasms, she
# n' a& d* H! xdecided she'd had enough, and tried to stop it, but she couldn't, her1 Y8 t& ]4 ^, X1 y# _" t4 c
husband had forgot to tell her how to stop it!
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1 v0 }2 U h7 M/ f% o6 c0 N* T* K She decided to go to the hospital to see if they could help. She tried v' V& T0 |& G( W) ?* K6 O
to get dressed as best as she could with a skirt and a top, but VooDoo Dick y2 Y7 Z6 f5 T
just wouldn't stop and she had yet another orgasm, weakening her knees.) w+ x6 \3 Y+ F' }$ H# q
, b# l) v* _1 j) Y Finally she got her clothes on, made it to the car and started to drive. T8 V% v8 l4 Z. J6 T1 D; g3 ~8 I
to the hospital. On the way, another orgasm made her swerve into oncoming7 b5 ?/ L! `/ x: C5 i
traffic, then back to her side of the road, narrowly missing a car. Next% o% H; m8 c* `- U. b: q# N* s
thing she knew there was a police car behind her with it's blue lights
! W* e+ n5 S1 v, L( p5 q3 ]flashing. The police officer asked for her license, and wanted to know how/ B+ X0 {" B; M9 n$ a/ Y- C
much she'd had to drink. Gasping and twitching, she explained that she0 ? v* p$ e8 i8 n+ e2 g
hadn't been drinking and tried to explain the problem of VooDoo Dick.
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The officer looked at her for a second, and then said, "Yeah, right- f7 Z; m. ~% O! I K+ V4 ]
lady, VooDoo Dick, my ass!" |
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