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A businessman was getting ready to go on a long business trip. He knew
7 o' Z) |8 B( c7 w+ nhis wife would have a hard time being faithful while he was gone so he8 @. q( N7 Y9 J( W* n; F
decided to go to a sex shop to find something to entertain her. As he
# V! o) q+ M! ~! ^% h, g/ dbrowsed through all the different toys the old man behind the counter asked9 e# P4 G% {! I# [* C
if he needed help. He explained his situation and the old man said, "Well,' ]2 }8 N5 ~, R6 ~
I don't really know of anything that will keep her occupied for weeks,! A } w( U5 z. G
except... ahhh... never mind."
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"Except what?" the man asked.
% L$ ?: d7 e1 K3 d' U; k "Nothing, nothing."
) i4 o( p) B$ @+ o "C'mon, tell me!") ]3 Y7 G9 G u7 |8 F
"Well, there is VooDoo Dick.". J, C/ ]& ~9 _2 M6 ~/ m, V
"What's VooDoo Dick?" the man replied.1 j- } N& b& F6 A; b+ e
"It can't be described" said the old man, "it can only be witnessed."( z5 J5 R! R. o1 i3 F
So the old man reached under the counter, and pulled out an old wooden box,
1 ?. o$ d X! S+ i5 Y$ h2 B; Pcarved with strange symbols. He opened it, and there lay a very/ \7 C! w- C9 Q
ordinary-looking black dildo.
% y3 h0 J, W- s0 P& c The businessman laughed, and said, "That's it?". r8 l" d% X2 ~) D8 K
! n, E. ` U; h4 @ The old man replied, "But you haven't seen what it'll do yet." The old M/ j8 b5 Z4 F4 d" w7 P* t
man pointed to a door across the room and said, "VooDoo Dick, the door."
9 y R* `4 b0 D0 ^ VooDoo Dick rose out of its box, darted over to the door, and started7 \. b) t, k( b2 h" O1 D
screwing the keyhole. The whole door shook with the vibrations, and a crack 5 ^( l0 L; [! h" X4 R- u: W, w2 ]% M) Q
developed down the middle. Before the door could break, the old man said,
! s3 ^8 [$ g, J9 C0 T"VooDoo Dick, get back in your box!" VooDoo dick stopped, floated back to
) V/ c. x8 y+ M! X8 h+ [5 Mthe box and lay there, quiet once again.
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5 m: ~8 [7 Q$ \2 H& Q- g# x "I'll take it!" said the businessman. The old man resisted, saying it7 |" y# k! L" |! A! B5 Y% s# u
wasn't for sale, but he finally surrendered to $1000 in cash. The guy took3 O% j6 C' E j K
it home to his wife, told her it was a special dildo and that to use it, all
9 r. ?0 r+ e4 |* Q5 T ^she had to do was say "VooDoo Dick, my pussy." He left for his trip$ J2 R3 u, o: K% u0 ]2 S# U. G, E
satisfied that things would be fine while he was gone.
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After he'd been gone for a week, the wife was unbearably horny. She
* |0 z: m0 {2 k j6 c& gthought of several people who would willingly satisfy her, but then she
; \1 p4 l. z; O" h$ Premembered VooDoo Dick. She got it out laid down on the bed and said,3 h/ z \$ Q9 J+ t5 Q' E5 u
"VooDoo Dick, my pussy!" The VooDoo Dick shot to her crotch. It was4 c9 e) x% p8 n
great, like nothing she'd ever experienced before. After three orgasms, she . E, q- u) S a1 s+ S* ~
decided she'd had enough, and tried to stop it, but she couldn't, her! R7 u+ D1 ~. t3 R4 `
husband had forgot to tell her how to stop it!
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She decided to go to the hospital to see if they could help. She tried
% F+ e' c. z/ o* ^+ k9 Xto get dressed as best as she could with a skirt and a top, but VooDoo Dick
1 B" l9 I$ I4 F" [3 c7 ]: Ojust wouldn't stop and she had yet another orgasm, weakening her knees.
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+ J/ t0 ~/ y7 N& S) | a& a Finally she got her clothes on, made it to the car and started to drive
! G7 S6 ]: q( ?' e; V' [+ s: kto the hospital. On the way, another orgasm made her swerve into oncoming
( b* h) c- J' {- N0 ^: V8 Wtraffic, then back to her side of the road, narrowly missing a car. Next
2 h! I5 k- a9 x1 T. x9 P0 Jthing she knew there was a police car behind her with it's blue lights: G! T7 ~) p; w0 c! R6 J) j0 }0 C
flashing. The police officer asked for her license, and wanted to know how- o3 C" @7 s( |* I7 \6 T
much she'd had to drink. Gasping and twitching, she explained that she
2 H. I4 r# i+ l: _hadn't been drinking and tried to explain the problem of VooDoo Dick.
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The officer looked at her for a second, and then said, "Yeah, right0 D$ T6 _2 u S: R
lady, VooDoo Dick, my ass!" |
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