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A businessman was getting ready to go on a long business trip. He knew5 S9 N. f& E0 _" i- J9 |
his wife would have a hard time being faithful while he was gone so he- A* l- t* {* M
decided to go to a sex shop to find something to entertain her. As he
) N( S$ N% g) f P. c, cbrowsed through all the different toys the old man behind the counter asked
# ~5 z# r c" ?: N! Z( R8 Mif he needed help. He explained his situation and the old man said, "Well,; A( l; f0 Q8 ?
I don't really know of anything that will keep her occupied for weeks,
# e! f# H. Z+ k0 d7 Aexcept... ahhh... never mind."
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"Except what?" the man asked.; t3 s- W: g2 ?* X
"Nothing, nothing."
+ l8 y# N" q( P3 `* i1 Q "C'mon, tell me!"
- a# n g) T4 M& Y% Y2 {& V "Well, there is VooDoo Dick."
: \! m, Y& s0 ^; \1 b1 H2 _ "What's VooDoo Dick?" the man replied./ R, {1 }; A* |, t
"It can't be described" said the old man, "it can only be witnessed."+ b! V+ p4 l5 T/ x3 J1 K/ R
So the old man reached under the counter, and pulled out an old wooden box,
# P* t" f3 {0 @' vcarved with strange symbols. He opened it, and there lay a very
! }! Q( M( W: Kordinary-looking black dildo.$ R' R* N0 Y0 e% l5 z
The businessman laughed, and said, "That's it?"
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The old man replied, "But you haven't seen what it'll do yet." The old r+ n. Y4 U8 W: p
man pointed to a door across the room and said, "VooDoo Dick, the door."# m* b1 H: }0 }$ ^& P
VooDoo Dick rose out of its box, darted over to the door, and started% i5 e1 P2 s! ?. P6 w
screwing the keyhole. The whole door shook with the vibrations, and a crack . U) `" e+ G. i0 v- Z
developed down the middle. Before the door could break, the old man said,
) H7 m' b% d+ }: U s7 J; c"VooDoo Dick, get back in your box!" VooDoo dick stopped, floated back to
- X9 Y+ L8 x0 w% |8 N* e0 l6 @: pthe box and lay there, quiet once again.6 y+ C8 r* w6 q0 S
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"I'll take it!" said the businessman. The old man resisted, saying it
) R: W8 @' \5 _, w8 {wasn't for sale, but he finally surrendered to $1000 in cash. The guy took
5 E; F7 L& K) y9 E% Y Z- Tit home to his wife, told her it was a special dildo and that to use it, all * X0 i* K) d" \, W- ?
she had to do was say "VooDoo Dick, my pussy." He left for his trip+ y# \% P, N; V
satisfied that things would be fine while he was gone.
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% s( o' F2 N2 R6 ]% \ After he'd been gone for a week, the wife was unbearably horny. She8 S' b2 I, Y& ^4 f
thought of several people who would willingly satisfy her, but then she
! L% }7 ~9 ~. k" Xremembered VooDoo Dick. She got it out laid down on the bed and said,3 p, k. j) |( k* I3 m; i
"VooDoo Dick, my pussy!" The VooDoo Dick shot to her crotch. It was
( Q# _4 |3 v. x+ K' J Vgreat, like nothing she'd ever experienced before. After three orgasms, she
* ?" g% B9 E( M) U1 C" kdecided she'd had enough, and tried to stop it, but she couldn't, her7 ?7 T+ y+ ?. C' v
husband had forgot to tell her how to stop it!
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! s1 _; P/ E9 k" X0 k She decided to go to the hospital to see if they could help. She tried5 A$ ^+ r1 N6 h' W( j/ O' X. i# h
to get dressed as best as she could with a skirt and a top, but VooDoo Dick
8 h% b# _9 L* Z$ y$ k) Ejust wouldn't stop and she had yet another orgasm, weakening her knees.$ @$ ~5 K/ y# W! \" Q
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Finally she got her clothes on, made it to the car and started to drive
1 m: h( W+ K4 Z0 f0 }to the hospital. On the way, another orgasm made her swerve into oncoming
; \9 @/ ^ v+ T1 G9 Z5 L! W0 Gtraffic, then back to her side of the road, narrowly missing a car. Next) u5 F7 W* C- Q! }) a6 k4 c+ m" I
thing she knew there was a police car behind her with it's blue lights1 p H, A. W- a" l
flashing. The police officer asked for her license, and wanted to know how
4 x" |/ L" O' F1 Dmuch she'd had to drink. Gasping and twitching, she explained that she
* G4 C/ L/ _* l) f* |, J7 {hadn't been drinking and tried to explain the problem of VooDoo Dick.
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6 S( L! [& a+ f5 g$ a2 G& e# I The officer looked at her for a second, and then said, "Yeah, right& B3 G. b; e) e u- a5 ?# f
lady, VooDoo Dick, my ass!" |
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