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A businessman was getting ready to go on a long business trip. He knew0 K0 W# V. E0 w) u0 {
his wife would have a hard time being faithful while he was gone so he
0 i0 p7 p& Z q% \1 ^9 Gdecided to go to a sex shop to find something to entertain her. As he
7 d3 |6 _! ]' {7 P ~0 i; O) xbrowsed through all the different toys the old man behind the counter asked' \; d" A1 E# w% C* @4 s
if he needed help. He explained his situation and the old man said, "Well,
1 F9 X2 k& _2 H8 }; K0 YI don't really know of anything that will keep her occupied for weeks,. [; X" `. Y; v, D/ H1 l
except... ahhh... never mind."( R. A3 f L: A" `/ [; \# K
n0 M- N1 P/ v5 R$ Z1 c: w) D+ x0 Y "Except what?" the man asked.+ A" e# a, V# K$ B) v) m$ ~
"Nothing, nothing."
[! W/ n( R o0 A! Y! t5 F "C'mon, tell me!"5 m" q% \; R/ m& P
"Well, there is VooDoo Dick."
7 i* p' R: I2 o1 ~, f( [ "What's VooDoo Dick?" the man replied./ ]5 a8 T/ m7 f+ r/ e
"It can't be described" said the old man, "it can only be witnessed." g0 ]8 \- u! x3 j6 s/ r5 \2 R$ X
So the old man reached under the counter, and pulled out an old wooden box, 6 w7 c; Z/ p3 j6 k7 A# F0 Z% `" |
carved with strange symbols. He opened it, and there lay a very6 W# X& f0 S- @
ordinary-looking black dildo.
- _" ~0 \+ ]2 i7 Y: l5 ^8 {, z& ~" l The businessman laughed, and said, "That's it?"( }- \( ^: d2 U( a# a
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The old man replied, "But you haven't seen what it'll do yet." The old. \2 p/ G2 s2 K R
man pointed to a door across the room and said, "VooDoo Dick, the door."
9 P! f% B/ G3 W, A VooDoo Dick rose out of its box, darted over to the door, and started( ^; E/ Y! f3 {/ P" A
screwing the keyhole. The whole door shook with the vibrations, and a crack
1 a0 z _7 ?/ p! M8 Q/ Tdeveloped down the middle. Before the door could break, the old man said,+ F5 ~' |! D& A: u) z
"VooDoo Dick, get back in your box!" VooDoo dick stopped, floated back to
2 j- P( j) b( s, {4 `the box and lay there, quiet once again.
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"I'll take it!" said the businessman. The old man resisted, saying it! V0 T" w7 F. P' P- y
wasn't for sale, but he finally surrendered to $1000 in cash. The guy took: n+ o) m" I p2 A- [- |
it home to his wife, told her it was a special dildo and that to use it, all * L) F, W' H4 Y2 l6 Z
she had to do was say "VooDoo Dick, my pussy." He left for his trip0 C; k Y: X$ [+ i( U' {1 X
satisfied that things would be fine while he was gone.1 n7 b; w: Y, @4 K
# g; C8 s0 P+ b) d. V' {0 J After he'd been gone for a week, the wife was unbearably horny. She
2 ?* o8 _: p3 _7 m$ D: Mthought of several people who would willingly satisfy her, but then she8 y- `& I, m- ? W% V% k4 x: {
remembered VooDoo Dick. She got it out laid down on the bed and said,% u- g; J$ K( M$ r
"VooDoo Dick, my pussy!" The VooDoo Dick shot to her crotch. It was
' l9 w% e( k5 T4 A! y8 F* ngreat, like nothing she'd ever experienced before. After three orgasms, she
' r: M% K2 _ b; ^) r1 Fdecided she'd had enough, and tried to stop it, but she couldn't, her
7 A4 w/ ^: Y$ D, ^, chusband had forgot to tell her how to stop it!
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' C1 r; _4 W8 ? She decided to go to the hospital to see if they could help. She tried
( Z; D! ]- g2 D/ T/ W# h1 b- ^to get dressed as best as she could with a skirt and a top, but VooDoo Dick5 o6 @ T0 r ~
just wouldn't stop and she had yet another orgasm, weakening her knees.; ]9 x8 c5 l2 H; l. k' I
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Finally she got her clothes on, made it to the car and started to drive2 `4 J0 m" d0 v) i
to the hospital. On the way, another orgasm made her swerve into oncoming
0 o" \/ u5 s6 H' ~! z" htraffic, then back to her side of the road, narrowly missing a car. Next# \0 v% y" @, L- M
thing she knew there was a police car behind her with it's blue lights
" n$ Z0 X; S5 o7 L% yflashing. The police officer asked for her license, and wanted to know how% z5 T# @* ^4 g" z
much she'd had to drink. Gasping and twitching, she explained that she w0 S3 N1 n* H" \- [
hadn't been drinking and tried to explain the problem of VooDoo Dick.; |$ J0 K* Z& K" Z- O4 W; T
& C0 W7 n: w* H5 t% E The officer looked at her for a second, and then said, "Yeah, right
% l: S' G8 G2 ?' I! p9 c+ ulady, VooDoo Dick, my ass!" |
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