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呼应海尼尼:一个男人的心声

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发表于 2005-11-11 13:05 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!
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1. Men ARE NOT mind readers./ I+ [+ M6 D, n; n5 r( A
1,男人不是你肚子里的蛔虫& }+ J& v( Z1 M) b# n
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1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it
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We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about 1 a2 Z! R0 b1 h1 H- }& [7 X' \
you
1 I: {/ p5 X/ \0 gleaving it down.
# t% P' X. |1 q* |. J3 E  U' ]1,学会使用马桶盖,你是个大姑娘了,马桶盖要是翻起来了,你就放下去。我们需要盖子翻起来,你们需要放下去,你们什么时候听骨哦我们抱怨你们把马桶盖放下去?
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. D6 D  p- L' g! R$ P; w2 ?& W" C! d1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides.2 v7 X6 l+ k. M# p5 ~
Let it be.
7 A6 a! ?9 J/ b  a- z- n. ]% b5 r- u1,周日的体育,无论它像满月还是潮汐,随他去
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4 s+ J0 e3 h2 e* p1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it3 f9 _4 v4 p- {7 d2 n. m% B0 D0 W
that way.
$ G: u# g4 [+ j: c6 k5 l1,购物不是体育。不,也别指望我们能那么想!$ a' l$ h+ n2 L' ]2 e9 t

" T* ~+ d% |. J' S7 _8 n, M- |, x1. Crying is blackmail.
; U, p9 T8 g1 ^/ F: ~6 ?. U1,哭泣是敲诈- n1 B7 i' [( m) p3 v# X4 o& [
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1. Ask for what you want.
" L7 R* }5 A/ E' D, d6 a% F4 WLet us be clear on this one:Subtle hints do not work!
3 Y  `4 h) E, K7 Q. z9 G7 OStrong hints do not work!
6 E: H- G: k' Y) _. QObvious hints do not work!
% ~8 m' G7 R: G$ HJust say it!0 x4 u  e- z: D6 f
1,你想要什么就说5 B/ P: W4 {# o+ u9 R
我们再说得清楚点,小暗示不管用,强烈按时不管用,明显的暗示也不管用!想干吗你明说!
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. Z7 l/ ^: S/ Z, b: P, ?- p3 R1. Yes and No are perfectly Acceptable answers to almost every
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( R8 |% R% r- B3 X2 o3 L6 Z+ U1, yes 和no 是回答问题的绝好答案。 (意思是,丈夫仅仅说是,不是,妻子不满意)
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1. Come to us with a problem only If you want help solving it.  That's; X' ?9 D, _; d" f' [; h; j" m
what we do.4 Y, O' \, b5 s( k
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.; |2 J# I1 t, s1 `* G2 _5 x7 {
1,如果你有麻烦,可以来找我们帮助解决,可是不要仅仅为了获取同情,那是你们女朋友的责任。/ l) H) d, P' R
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1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem.  See a doctor.- ^* L5 R; S+ F& ?2 \$ M
1,你要是头疼了17个月,那你应该看医生去
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1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.9 D( B' z0 A& ]  g) o1 ]  u
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.9 s& {. l; `5 V  T* p
我们6个月前说的话在争吵中不许再提及,事实上,我们说的话7天后就作废了( Q5 ^1 ~& M2 r& N

/ X' q' `. }7 c; Y" x& U! B1 w1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't Expect us8 {. D% R% l$ k2 t
to act like soap opera guys.
1 T& ?" x- P* F' p1,如果你不能穿的像个维多利亚的秘密(性感品牌)的女孩子们,那么也别指望我们行为象肥皂剧里面的男明星们
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$ p6 v3 W' l& H6 Z1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
. c- W, D) E0 F3 m/ l2 d1,你要是觉得你胖,那你八成就胖,别问我们
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1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways6 K3 h. I7 y+ I4 n; N& |
makes you sad or angry, we meant  the other one.
" [2 D9 T0 ~* f1 如果我们说的话可以被理解成两种意思,而其中一种意思令你们伤心或者愤怒,那么我们本来是另一种意思。
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  u8 c' [* `  Y# C0 k, F(谁有工夫继续一下,谢谢)9 u0 g( A' X8 w6 {9 k
1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it6 H: d( q# Z" L4 {' T. H
done. Not both./ F! D7 ^3 b$ z( @# v. j5 Q: x
If you already know best how to do it, ! just do it yourself.( q: }8 H% K; x0 O
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1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during: O0 m8 o& q, Y5 F5 S! I" ?
commercials.! p; `: s! {2 S  u2 Z

' f! j+ ?& A* @& {0 R1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
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1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.6 f% S- C$ B$ `  n
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not   A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit.
6 @) H1 N/ X; w, WWe have no idea what mauve is.4 o3 j5 Y5 X3 }. Z
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1. If it itches, it will Be scratched. We do that.
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1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like
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- X) ~  }" s/ J* V7 w# ?9 W1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer
/ E( b4 `0 z. ]5 a, i3 yyou don't want to hear.0 p  R% @) N9 E# b2 x" f

& K: `' o" y1 B+ K7 m9 m1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear Is/ y0 L# K& w( D( |
fine...Really.% ~6 {8 [: ^% \/ a% G
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1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to7 t$ x9 L7 L9 j) U3 q
discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or golf.
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1. You have enough clothes.
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1. You have too many shoes.5 x* g6 J) a; s, N6 r( L

4 ]$ e1 q: l! \, k" _1. I am in shape.  Round IS a shape!
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' [3 u* l$ t; Y! Y9 C" n1. Thank you for reading this.$ P- z* r6 O) X# U! m. Y/ ^! A7 @
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Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;0 g, e, j1 y3 p( P3 E2 R. F. {
But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.5 w7 `8 d. ?' d4 R& D" E

" j3 K7 F) U3 s1 `9 n! _Pass this to as many men as you can - to give them a laugh.
9 n5 Y: z4 Z5 P& d  y, v+ K9 wPass this to as many women as you can - to give them a bigger laugh
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发表于 2005-11-11 13:06 | 显示全部楼层
funny
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发表于 2005-11-11 15:10 | 显示全部楼层
试试哈。3 t7 s& e& [% I" Q. E

! i7 Z; Q+ v% n# W* v* E' L; T! A- Q: ?1.You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want itdone. Not both.If you already know best how to do it, ! just do it yourself.你或者让我们去做事情或者告诉我们你想怎么做,但是千万别同时要求我们。你如果知道怎么样做最好,那么自己个儿做吧。4 M; g- d: t5 d+ V

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7 v# k) D% B* |# I8 y" e1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say duringcommercials.不管什么时候,能不能把你必须要说的话留到广告时间说?4 G  K6 o" y4 z6 L( z0 G
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1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.8 y- A8 @% n7 B: M* s
我们和克里斯托福。哥伦布一样不需要指导!
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1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.Peach, for example, is a fruit, not   A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit.We have no idea what mauve is.
( E% _- s  ^% w" Y9 D) S, K所有的男人只认识16种颜色,就像没有背景的窗户(这个很生硬,不知道什么意思)。桃子就是种水果而不是什么见鬼的桃色,同理南瓜也就是种水果。我们更不知道浅紫色是什么鬼东西。; ]6 ]1 t9 \- {0 m2 Q3 M6 B" U. I

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( p* J1 s& ^0 q: l9 u* p6 ?5 g1. If it itches, it will Be scratched. We do that.
! K+ R+ ^% j# e如果痒了就挠挠,我们就爱做实事。
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! p7 u2 J& ?1 E, `, h; k1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act likenothing's wrong.We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle." b. V' G; \8 o  Z$ T4 C
如果我们问发生什么事了?你说没事,那就没事啊。我们知道你们在撒谎,可是那根本不值得讨论。
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! r- u" Q$ T, h# w* G1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answeryou don't want to hear.
$ G5 R: K, f" A, d8 N1 v! a6 \如果你一定要问一个你不想知道答案的问题,那么就别指望能听到你想要听的答案。
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-11-11 15:26 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 海妮妮 at 2005-11-11 04:10 PM:5 A0 D( z# J$ \8 L
ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.Peach, for example, is a fruit, not   A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit.We have no idea what mauve is.% G1 F: {5 o8 B- Z! [6 N/ U% b
所有的男人只认识16种颜色,就像没有背景的窗户(这个很生硬,不知道什么意思)。桃子就是种水果而不是什么见鬼的桃色,同理南瓜也就是种水果。我们更不知道浅紫色是什么鬼东西。8 M2 K, ~* n1 Q/ G0 X1 b* U+ f/ q

8 Q9 u: r1 y( t! Q; U这里的windows是指微软的窗口平台,default setting就是大家什么不设的普通颜色设置& f  @; ^$ o( K

2 c0 ?' O6 H; Y* v  w8 S$ W- Q& c6 O还是海尼尼心眼好,办实事!
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发表于 2005-11-11 15:26 | 显示全部楼层
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear Isfine...Really.
- _( R, l: ?$ \  l( `7 d如果我们要去哪里,你无论穿什么都绝对很好。。。真的不骗你
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/ P+ c$ z4 C+ Q+ ~. j8 A* m# \$ P( n9 L1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared todiscuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or golf.8 E( F4 A9 n5 G+ T
不要问我们在关心什么,除非你已经可以讨论诸如棒球、橄榄球或高尔夫等话题。! {0 W" X, n1 |' [0 P  [
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1. You have enough clothes.( b1 A8 m5 b; d. A
你的衣服足够多了
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1. You have too many shoes.
$ q: g. q5 I0 F0 B( u. r你的鞋子也太多了吧
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1. I am in shape.  Round IS a shape!
1 C% o% f" R. a# \5 j我很有型啊,你能说球型不是一种型吗?+ h* I1 b! y8 \1 e1 d+ W' B  U4 ?
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1. Thank you for reading this.
9 U+ l) D+ W* P8 Q. a多谢你能看完这个
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: F6 l, l# U1 S: }+ ^% G' D& Z* UYes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.# N/ A' _* H" _" ^1 h. a, q; ?
我知道今晚我得睡沙发了,但你知道吗,男人们一点儿都不会介意这个的,不就是野营嘛。
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发表于 2005-11-11 15:28 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-11-11 04:26 PM:# N- u0 M( Q! f
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这里的windows是指微软的窗口平台,default setting就是大家什么不设的普通颜色设置5 B9 I0 @1 {3 s1 g  g3 M6 H- ~

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应该说还是海妮妮心眼实,办好事。嘿嘿
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6 n8 K8 s6 a4 p( C6 n% X, a* K+ S玩玩,献丑了哈
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-11-11 15:35 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
最后一句真绝阿
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发表于 2005-11-11 16:47 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 海妮妮 at 2005-11-11 03:26 PM:
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+ [9 S/ m8 w2 b你的衣服足够多了
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1. You have too many shoes.0 ?6 V2 t$ g3 ?5 ~
你的鞋子也太多了吧
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这两句话我经常对LD说,但是她说NO。
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发表于 2005-11-11 17:26 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-11-11 17:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say duringcommercials.不管什么时候,能不能把你必须要说的话留到广告时间说?. Z% p2 M  f6 I  i( r

- j6 p* k. [7 V1 d( c6 X9 u----这句话我劳工常说,我就。。。。忍了。尤其看《幸存者〉的时候,电话都不接。但是观看期间他可以跟我说话,不许我说
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2005-11-11 20:39 | 显示全部楼层
1. Ask for what you want." e8 ^$ x& D- y" N7 B$ k% ?( r/ `) _. O
Let us be clear on this one:Subtle hints do not work!
& A& U. [" ]+ `: W$ K$ v/ a7 a$ oStrong hints do not work!5 s) Z' h2 y* U8 n3 |" q
Obvious hints do not work!
: ?) m6 k  Y% dJust say it!7 I7 j4 G) ]' ~! c  Q# Y1 I
1,你想要什么就说2 }, l( S' v2 k$ m
我们再说得清楚点,小暗示不管用,强烈按时不管用,明显的暗示也不管用!想干吗你明说!
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& g( b4 q8 r" i. u. q) g3 R: E6 O关于这一条,我老公只认准了一条hint,只要我在晚上洗了澡,头发湿淋淋的下楼和他说话,他就坚决认为我是在暗示他炒饭了!
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发表于 2005-11-11 21:29 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 蓝海 at 2005-11-11 09:39 PM:
& e2 ~: ?, Y5 }6 d1. Ask for what you want.
2 i6 O! H7 X, S% l( b; z. Y* j! Y2 s8 zLet us be clear on this one:Subtle hints do not work!
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& U4 W( O9 t  l. z' P: hObvious hints do not work!0 f( H  W/ C( d: B
Just say it!' |4 v6 L; p, V$ `: P% v) I: W
1,你想要什么就说" Q6 j4 R/ b  O% O8 @  [
我们再说得清楚点,小暗示不管 ...

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瓦赛
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发表于 2005-11-14 00:49 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
被呼应的那部分在哪?还没看过瘾哪!要不,哪位给个连接????
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发表于 2005-11-14 09:33 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Originally posted by 今天闲着 at 2005-11-14 01:49 AM:
: m2 f4 i3 P6 t被呼应的那部分在哪?还没看过瘾哪!要不,哪位给个连接????
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6 A9 t2 Z8 C; d+ Y% x  \咳,就是偶转贴的那个“老婆的心得”,在这儿
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http://web.edmontonchina.cn/viewthread.php?tid=33628&fpage=1
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发表于 2005-11-14 15:59 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 海妮妮 at 2005-11-14 09:33:
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咳,就是偶转贴的那个“老婆的心得”,在这儿4 H  ~. ?; u) H# y

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这个早看了,想起11来现在还笑得受不了了!以后有机会一定要试一下。7 T/ @- w8 }9 Y* @
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还想问问你的体会呢!
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发表于 2005-11-14 16:21 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 今天闲着 at 2005-11-14 04:59 PM:2 g6 K3 u6 c! g( X  t2 U+ h

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. G4 n0 a0 S3 {, v还想问问你的体会呢!

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体会?
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