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Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! ]; R4 ~8 Q+ h
请注意，以下序号都是1不是误写
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1. Men ARE NOT mind readers.& H8 Z7 M/ c! h( o0 O0 r
1，男人不是你肚子里的蛔虫
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- x( h, C& |2 _) Y d1 f, }: |1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it
- P* I; L! K* l1 v% S" Gdown.
( U9 B7 t5 R9 v+ lWe need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about 3 K' o; F" f8 K7 d; P
you
+ k) l2 s( u& t. U- ^/ N* Xleaving it down.& B q% T; {8 L2 |
1，学会使用马桶盖，你是个大姑娘了，马桶盖要是翻起来了，你就放下去。我们需要盖子翻起来，你们需要放下去，你们什么时候听骨哦我们抱怨你们把马桶盖放下去？7 w5 F% @ R q$ {$ O# I
; R# H& t/ j+ T# v6 K3 C1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides.
$ x) O4 a/ f. V; f* tLet it be.8 A! T' k$ t" i1 Z5 T; ?
1，周日的体育，无论它像满月还是潮汐，随他去; |, D" F" } ]0 J
- g) I( X ~# n* n' S: l1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it
9 D' g: c o" V5 t+ i2 ?# zthat way.
8 P; u+ R1 W b% m4 e1，购物不是体育。不，也别指望我们能那么想！
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1 G y! l- c' W# f. ^1. Crying is blackmail.; Y' j* m9 r2 M: A
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: g1 Y# h" o7 l% Y! X3 e3 _1. Ask for what you want.7 {* h% L' e0 [9 s6 v
Let us be clear on this one:Subtle hints do not work!
8 `1 a- r( ?+ {2 l' u- `Strong hints do not work!
1 t$ n7 b9 N9 x& l2 ~; jObvious hints do not work!
' f; y) {) D/ IJust say it!
$ b+ g. U* R @4 S7 v( c: R1，你想要什么就说; _1 @4 H0 G0 C: A& a/ l
我们再说得清楚点，小暗示不管用，强烈按时不管用，明显的暗示也不管用！想干吗你明说！: B; N o- W) d Q# P
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1. Yes and No are perfectly Acceptable answers to almost every
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; O2 Z S* v9 }: V$ }6 v1, yes 和no 是回答问题的绝好答案。 （意思是，丈夫仅仅说是，不是，妻子不满意）; [$ q4 E- e4 n7 P( S
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1. Come to us with a problem only If you want help solving it. That's3 V6 P8 f5 M7 m: u1 o( J! G3 ^
what we do.
' f" [* i% F9 O0 qSympathy is what your girlfriends are for.; x/ i3 n# u+ \) J ~
1，如果你有麻烦，可以来找我们帮助解决，可是不要仅仅为了获取同情，那是你们女朋友的责任。
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1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
( `# x( h8 \& c: G. n1，你要是头疼了17个月，那你应该看医生去
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. ]% B/ d( z- Y+ [8 k i1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.& }0 U: g- Z, \. B
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days. B! o% a3 V1 n$ {/ c: G
我们6个月前说的话在争吵中不许再提及，事实上，我们说的话7天后就作废了
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1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't Expect us) c: q$ y: |7 b# w* U! v( ^
to act like soap opera guys.: V9 K1 o- ?2 l9 T" `2 h9 z' ]4 Y
1，如果你不能穿的像个维多利亚的秘密（性感品牌）的女孩子们，那么也别指望我们行为象肥皂剧里面的男明星们, Y5 i" P5 k. t8 K, l' w. K6 D+ Z
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1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
# s0 `5 v/ U% Q. N {# h1，你要是觉得你胖，那你八成就胖，别问我们
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; N) d& C: ^) j# {1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways! H1 |* J. o5 A8 s [. g( h; i) l
makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
- m& \1 Z2 j1 z b8 Z `$ J" {5 x1 如果我们说的话可以被理解成两种意思，而其中一种意思令你们伤心或者愤怒，那么我们本来是另一种意思。
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, X& A/ [! e* G% ?) p（谁有工夫继续一下，谢谢）7 W: k5 N- |2 v; H6 _% P5 c
1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it7 N2 U( W! e& u$ N4 |; s9 A
done. Not both.
5 l! [% E0 o: OIf you already know best how to do it, ! just do it yourself.8 J$ G# [9 U; Z* I: M- ~- f/ t
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1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during3 H) f) s5 H+ |
commercials.3 ^, ?( _& ~7 d1 F! ^5 L+ t
1 ~9 r+ X$ M) E9 ?9 f1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.6 d6 u/ m# ^5 V: K0 w" y2 J
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1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.! g) r) K) }* K
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit.
4 \7 V: V% `6 y0 r+ O; A4 O# eWe have no idea what mauve is./ V5 L8 B& M K' H+ M# C: P9 f6 u
8 E5 F' r. }6 R' ^1. If it itches, it will Be scratched. We do that.$ S+ A( c+ @$ e( H
' |) j; g" [; }" t5 I7 D$ s1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like; |) B' |, f+ J+ _+ ^/ W
nothing's wrong.
! t& v# g; V4 ~; R4 R9 ?2 WWe know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
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7 Q4 H9 a/ D9 K! e, b$ X: w1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer
7 z) l0 _: \0 \* v+ ?2 |! Wyou don't want to hear.6 v$ \" G1 N' q0 |+ w
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1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear Is
# O. ?9 {, ~4 nfine...Really.
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; Y" D6 d1 c, B2 q, X j1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to
2 t9 Q+ l8 f$ Q! a+ H2 z% cdiscuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or golf.
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1. You have enough clothes.8 R: {/ }! g/ b) V; T
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1. You have too many shoes.
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1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
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3 J" x8 ?7 H$ B( n) `1. Thank you for reading this.
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& S6 H8 ^# P/ Z9 FYes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;# t& Q* U% e: _8 [9 |, M
But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.
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Pass this to as many men as you can - to give them a laugh.
6 K- \7 n6 I- J7 \( f' IPass this to as many women as you can - to give them a bigger laugh |
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