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Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!
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, s8 ^9 Q% ?9 C+ P! o# F( Y1. Men ARE NOT mind readers.' M" c( s$ R+ Q- I; W: |
1，男人不是你肚子里的蛔虫" P5 {8 h$ o1 D
2 H a* [3 L" S0 H4 W1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it
1 R, k5 U" P+ d* @down.. X% I8 f3 h: A+ H5 v: K8 Q3 J/ u
We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about 5 g' z4 Y0 q+ V! c3 W$ d
you
h5 A9 x/ \0 c9 {, h5 n: qleaving it down.
$ F1 `# V" {5 T2 {; v1，学会使用马桶盖，你是个大姑娘了，马桶盖要是翻起来了，你就放下去。我们需要盖子翻起来，你们需要放下去，你们什么时候听骨哦我们抱怨你们把马桶盖放下去？7 f8 w+ {: z0 ?" @4 |! h
6 H7 v6 n( ]) @) G1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides.
! K7 e9 B3 Y& ~; mLet it be. [5 E" E. z& |5 K! D
1，周日的体育，无论它像满月还是潮汐，随他去 y8 e" w/ G4 ]
L" e8 L0 d( e5 G1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it
7 c2 N! Y8 V, Gthat way.
: v1 s4 F2 T# N' _, I- i, R9 V8 B1，购物不是体育。不，也别指望我们能那么想！
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1 d7 Z) [7 D' P% _6 l1. Crying is blackmail.( d o3 O5 U' m v& I% R
1，哭泣是敲诈
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1. Ask for what you want.9 l, V; C5 O! G! P @) L
Let us be clear on this one:Subtle hints do not work!
; e4 h0 z0 R$ n! ~ x6 @Strong hints do not work!
! r; h' X6 Q& r, o' k8 MObvious hints do not work!, c; e8 S" l8 S0 Q! J3 c
Just say it!3 w; k A0 {& l1 j; U
1，你想要什么就说8 i+ M) S% h# G1 b/ A. s: \. {
我们再说得清楚点，小暗示不管用，强烈按时不管用，明显的暗示也不管用！想干吗你明说！" l: _8 r7 d$ v7 ^2 w/ B1 ~0 ]! E
: h; i/ R0 b. A- f1. Yes and No are perfectly Acceptable answers to almost every 5 ?, H, [. g! V1 @
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1, yes 和no 是回答问题的绝好答案。 （意思是，丈夫仅仅说是，不是，妻子不满意）5 W; [* a/ A( H7 e7 B/ e y
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1. Come to us with a problem only If you want help solving it. That's9 c z/ p3 Q- F
what we do.2 K# i4 e$ S9 w( T& E
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.- H( T0 e8 f' ?* E
1，如果你有麻烦，可以来找我们帮助解决，可是不要仅仅为了获取同情，那是你们女朋友的责任。4 P5 C! c" L9 S& s4 m7 h/ R) F
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1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.- A7 z6 N9 v8 B3 j: ]
1，你要是头疼了17个月，那你应该看医生去+ v4 Y' F6 M/ }: i1 S' Q% ]
' h! H6 f, v& u1 A+ @1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
* H' m Y$ {9 O/ zIn fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.3 s2 g3 x1 @7 s3 o
我们6个月前说的话在争吵中不许再提及，事实上，我们说的话7天后就作废了
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M: K9 P7 p5 ~1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't Expect us
( s; Y; Y, H; k( v6 j7 Hto act like soap opera guys.
* g9 a! i8 ^ k# d/ M1，如果你不能穿的像个维多利亚的秘密（性感品牌）的女孩子们，那么也别指望我们行为象肥皂剧里面的男明星们; h0 C; H" d8 Q2 M. m/ B+ ~
+ E5 r* k2 P' @9 r' `; _- _7 Z1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.+ M/ y) o' S& o- ^
1，你要是觉得你胖，那你八成就胖，别问我们1 H [: s- m$ i/ o% o+ c/ E
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1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways+ z) I3 n) C' c
makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.& W% D, Y5 l j! t- E* j
1 如果我们说的话可以被理解成两种意思，而其中一种意思令你们伤心或者愤怒，那么我们本来是另一种意思。
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1 {8 m0 j& @, l（谁有工夫继续一下，谢谢）
. u' a: Y3 n* |& a! a* b1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it# L$ t1 @& ]0 r& q6 N
done. Not both.
5 s. W# g& B- I8 [If you already know best how to do it, ! just do it yourself.
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3 o" Z: g6 c- ]1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during; e; |2 n) G* \" X/ j
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1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.0 R p4 _2 @/ {, Q- Z0 ?' P
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1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.) A- Y! U2 Q8 m
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit.9 V$ |7 b3 b; c7 a
We have no idea what mauve is.
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1. If it itches, it will Be scratched. We do that.
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' O( Q# F+ E3 ]$ ]- ]7 l* B1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like$ e/ J' l! Y# v" \* P2 j
nothing's wrong.7 h- V. u; }6 @" i h# R8 {
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.$ | r4 i4 l8 L2 u1 a3 i/ A
# H \7 ]. X' z' J" m; h1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer
$ w& v M |) m- p; P; [you don't want to hear.
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H2 E1 l1 V$ K2 j; f4 @1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear Is
$ ^* @! W- D% }: T5 l6 i4 Y+ U) g2 ?6 Cfine...Really.
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# A, o' M' o! z2 b0 L( b1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to( W, V0 h4 Y* A) @
discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or golf.* z: r/ X- G+ {/ R
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1. You have enough clothes.9 V, h1 k6 |5 h; p
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1. You have too many shoes.
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1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!1 x* u- L, {7 n# e9 K
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1. Thank you for reading this.
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' @$ R( ~% E& R% Y3 L' F/ `Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;
2 Q# b# Y/ V9 }0 Z, H3 JBut did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.
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! b. S3 c- Q6 I3 [4 \Pass this to as many men as you can - to give them a laugh.
7 l- a; k# t( S+ e# mPass this to as many women as you can - to give them a bigger laugh |
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