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What it really means:
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40-ish = 49
5 K) L; A: t! ^Adventurous = Slept with everyone/ W7 J7 k, N0 n' C: U a
Athletic = No boobs
# h0 \& H8 ^& T! hAverage looking = Ugly, can only be loved by mommy) b6 G9 a# S- H% }: m: O
Beautiful = Pathological liar, airhead
, ?3 B, ^" Y: l& m/ _. S) c- QContagious Smile = Does a lot of pills6 m8 P0 J' D- F7 A k" A
Emotionally Secure = On medication
0 W) o5 O+ O. A" B- ~- TFeminist = Fat, hates men+ U& C' o1 c, [3 w
Free Spirit = Junkie' G# m2 q$ d" m4 ]. ^5 e0 b- m, ?
Friendship first = Former very “friendly” person
9 b! I, }; ^2 J( B+ lFun = Annoying% V2 [$ D; P; k9 \- x1 C, H; I
New Age = Body hair in the wrong places! R6 g1 U* u+ K
Open Minded = Desperate! l) g8 G: I9 {0 _) C9 v! N
Outgoing = Loud and Embarrassing
1 T, Y5 y% A1 MPassionate = Sloppy Drunk9 N% O# Q7 H( c9 Y, ?+ I4 v
Professional = Bitch, [3 J" ~+ ]- d% _& }% f& ^+ y7 ^
Voluptuous = Very Fat7 L6 n0 N% c: N! u/ H$ }, K' E
Large Frame = Hugely Fat
0 m8 V8 _0 v' \+ @ J) {; [Needs soul mate = Stalker |
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