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1, the architect
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a wife to call the architect, said that when the train passed by, her bed would shake.

' A! j! K6 G! ?4 c' V0 ~9 T2 b& u  V "This is simply nonsense!" the architect said, "I look."

architects arrived, his wife suggested that he was lying on the bed, passing the train experience feeling.
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architect just go to bed to lie down, his wife of her husband on the back. He Seeing this situation, it snapped He Wen: "You lie in bed my wife do?"
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" S  p7 }- S5 \$ } Architect replied cautiously: "I said in the other train, you will believe it?"
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some insight if true, it sounds fake; some of it is false, it is no doubt.
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English gentleman by the French woman with a box, they want to lure the British, who complained after she was strip-lie down cold. Mr. own quilt to her,nike tn requin, she kept saying cold.

"how can I help you?" asked Mr. frustration.
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) r6 v+ F1 }0 _; a, m6 f  F* X0 \ "I was a child my mother always used his body to me warm."

"Miss, that I have to render you. I can not jump off the train go to your mother, right?"

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benevolent style of men good men, men lack style is a good man.
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1 G, Y1 p! F: u) _ Mike walked into the restaurant, ordered a soup, waiter immediately to his client.

5 {- |4 O3 g  u8 L waiter just walked away, Mike would yell out: "I'm sorry, I can not drink this soup."
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; Z, o* }; p- J2 U( a& J, M6 ^ waiter again gave him a soup, he said: "I'm sorry, this Tom I can not drink. "
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attendants had to call the manager.

Manager respectful towards Mike nodded, and said: "Sir, this dish is the specialty of our most well received by the customers, not you ... ..."
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  D4 n3 n( t5 Q, S' | "I mean, spoon Where is it? "
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a mistake on the change, of course, a good thing. But we usually have the right to remove, leaving the wrong, the result is a mistake.

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dining room, the one exception humble people timidly touched another customer, that person is wearing a coat.
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"Excuse me, Mr. Pierre, you are not?"

# Q; ?8 Y8 t0 \. a3 B "No, I'm not." answered the man.

"ah," he sighs, "That I am not mistaken, I was him,cheap juicy couture wholesale, and you wear his coat."

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Insight To do righteousness, not an easy thing. Reasonable straight, often humbly; and management crooked, they are fierce as a bull.

5, called back to London
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2 c/ h; `& X4 G0 V a Scotsman, like the way to visit an old friend, but forgot his address, then sent a telegram to my father: "You know care Ma's address? Speed Report! "

day, he received an urgent call back:" I know. "
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epiphany when we finally find The most correct answer, but found that it is the most useless.
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6, sad story

  ~. x$ ^/ D: _! n0 ]+ k three people to New York vacation. In a 45th floor high-rise hotel provides a suite.
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One night, the elevator failure, the waiter arranged for them to spend the night in the hall.
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0 e0 w2 y) b2 J6 T# e, `2 n They conferred and decided on foot back to the room, and decided to take turns telling jokes,nfl football jerseys, singing and storytelling, in order to reduce the fatigue CASTLE.

tell jokes, and songs to sing,cheap babolat rackets, and finally climbed to the 34th floor, we all felt exhausted.

"Well, Peter, you are speaking, a humorous story to tell."
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Peter said: "The story is not long, but extremely sad: I forgot the room key in the Hall had. "

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) Q* N/ u4 U! b( O7 Y our pain, so humor; our humor, so happy.
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7, Going

a famous book writer to come to visit. Bookstore owner by surprise, and quickly removed all the books, all replaced with authors of books. Writers come to bookstores, the heart is very happy, asked: "your shop is only selling the book, I do?"

"Of course not." Bookstore owner replied, "other books sell well, are sold out . "

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$ C$ d* Z6 r; f6 |4 c" flattering "is a strange word: Do you like him in the flattering, but also as insulting him.

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at the post office lobby, a woman walked in front of a middle-aged man, politely said: "Sir, please help me to write on the address in a postcard please ? "
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2 y0 K6 Z% V9 A$ e4 ^9 X1 v" Sure. "middle-aged according to the requirements of the elderly do.

; D5 p: f2 H8 }$ Q* l* P "Thank you!" the old lady said: "please help me write a few words, will you?"

1 [9 u3 d2 C' |; G "Okay." middle-aged woman according to the words written after , with a smile asked: "What to do for you?"

"ah, there is a trivial matter." The old lady looked at postcards said, "help me add the following sentence: illegible handwriting, Please forgive me. "
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epiphany if you willing to help, people will hate you for a week; if help was not perfect, not as ... ...