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刚才来了个老外,进到办公室,前台小姐左看右看,大家都在打游戏,只有自己比较7 @, ~+ r$ E$ d# l! E; I
清闲,面带微笑的:7 S6 G! `! s) ]; `; A4 `/ y
前台小姐:“hello.”: B: y3 M2 h3 u- h0 G9 T& k; Z: h
老外:“hi.”$ r! `' v- [+ t8 ], ]1 T/ ~
前台小姐:“you have what thing?”
5 w: A% `2 e( d- ]6 ^ {8 t老外:“can you speak english?”
% y# q3 f N; e8 ~ S前台小姐:“if i not speak english, i am speaking what?”
. A( N( t7 x/ y! q4 O: U1 h老外:“can anybody else speak english?”6 p3 L( h) d( e+ c# l0 U6 }: Q8 U/ e
前台小姐:“you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you# \, w2 W1 K, a3 V8 c+ g9 R
can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go!”% Q7 M- k# m( n4 O z& X
老外:“good heavens. anybody here can speak english?”
* V7 {: l2 B' G前台小姐:“shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing ?”, e, {6 J7 e$ i/ n
老外:“i want to speak to your head.”8 ~% U! L" V6 {! ~' a6 K
前台小姐:“head not zai. you tomorrow come!”5 B- M; K9 i4 G" d8 S
老外:........ |
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