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刚才来了个老外,进到办公室,前台小姐左看右看,大家都在打游戏,只有自己比较# b6 K' r% B5 y) o$ V
清闲,面带微笑的:
' h) g% [- k/ l; j* A; \; c+ U前台小姐:“hello.”
# O3 L P/ j1 [( G4 H& S2 L- F$ L0 q老外:“hi.”
3 ~" ^9 K! ?0 y# }4 Z* C7 I前台小姐:“you have what thing?”' x$ E5 U% N3 @% E: o0 C( v3 n
老外:“can you speak english?”7 E. J2 q- b6 H( y0 e
前台小姐:“if i not speak english, i am speaking what?”
; R; ~" d O% M" g老外:“can anybody else speak english?”2 y; Z1 u: p# \. \& M' P9 }
前台小姐:“you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you, Q; l4 u" [5 m. K6 `
can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go!”
% U0 b* Z7 T% j5 `5 r9 y老外:“good heavens. anybody here can speak english?”2 W# Y9 e& j9 g+ n8 s- G
前台小姐:“shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing ?”- ~! X- ^0 T/ B; o
老外:“i want to speak to your head.”
. |6 T0 f* Y$ D% m' o& q前台小姐:“head not zai. you tomorrow come!”
9 |9 F! ~( w/ s' q! u老外:........ |
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