(ZT)前台小姐的超强英语。NB大了.............

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刚才来了个老外，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较
+ I9 k! y$ j" r1 e# [3 s5 B* s清闲，面带微笑的：
前台小姐：“hello.”
老外：“hi.”
前台小姐：“you have what thing？”
* C7 l& }- |9 {老外：“can you speak english？”
/ T: C4 }6 A- p: i8 S前台小姐：“if i not speak english, i am speaking what？”
8 Q6 [* }" `) ?# K( g. j! C老外：“can anybody else speak english？”
前台小姐：“you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you
; h2 C$ r, I/ Y& `3 O7 e- {can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！”
) C. w+ o# H' L老外：“good heavens. anybody here can speak english？”
前台小姐：“shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing ?”
( J0 G- ], ^. s老外：“i want to speak to your head.”
' V- h8 T# M. m4 d; z  f/ |前台小姐：“head not zai. you tomorrow come！”
老外：........

ChiaPet

我以前也是这样说英语的, 现在都改观了.

propeller

{:2_81:}

冰山上的来客

我现在也这么说！！

shstock

我现在也这么说！！
冰山上的来客 发表于 2010-4-30 15:33

我也是!! 有什么不对吗?!

susanne

啊哈哈~~~，这是个笑话吧？