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刚才来了个老外,进到办公室,前台小姐左看右看,大家都在打游戏,只有自己比较
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前台小姐:“hello.”
. S E* G; U H% d; m老外:“hi.”
6 O; o9 A6 Q* _% `: u% i c5 |前台小姐:“you have what thing?”0 [5 V8 P- X& b f1 |
老外:“can you speak english?”
, O% `; p) R0 c) p3 V6 Q) a前台小姐:“if i not speak english, i am speaking what?”+ D0 V0 I* B: R) X4 O3 a/ Y# T
老外:“can anybody else speak english?”
7 ]# J1 W% ]; p8 P( F# a2 Y3 a; q前台小姐:“you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you Z4 W! } z& K- V/ f
can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go!”$ {9 w* \* V. ~! J! P
老外:“good heavens. anybody here can speak english?”! y2 q6 a! @7 K& B
前台小姐:“shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing ?”
4 I" ?# t9 ` q: v4 E" Z% L老外:“i want to speak to your head.”; e' k. _" [. d' k) r1 J9 m3 |
前台小姐:“head not zai. you tomorrow come!”6 m* x5 ^3 T/ o" ~' G2 g3 o" |8 ]
老外:........ |
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