(ZT)前台小姐的超强英语。NB大了.............

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刚才来了个老外，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较
清闲，面带微笑的：
前台小姐：“hello.”
老外：“hi.”
. U5 _. P' e* {" M前台小姐：“you have what thing？”
# G- D. S, B5 y+ B. T老外：“can you speak english？”
. L% r+ r5 w$ ~前台小姐：“if i not speak english, i am speaking what？”
/ \0 O4 S0 Y& r: ?& |* U/ j$ P老外：“can anybody else speak english？”
) m9 t$ ]/ r- k, z8 h前台小姐：“you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you
can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！”
老外：“good heavens. anybody here can speak english？”
$ y3 Z. o3 m  h( ^. b# _9 p前台小姐：“shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing ?”
老外：“i want to speak to your head.”
前台小姐：“head not zai. you tomorrow come！”
- a& `  S" ^! x7 {2 X  ?老外：........

ChiaPet

我以前也是这样说英语的, 现在都改观了.

propeller

{:2_81:}

冰山上的来客

我现在也这么说！！

shstock

我现在也这么说！！
冰山上的来客 发表于 2010-4-30 15:33

$ U3 c' p/ N( X& t我也是!! 有什么不对吗?!

susanne

啊哈哈~~~，这是个笑话吧？