(ZT)前台小姐的超强英语。NB大了.............

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刚才来了个老外，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较
清闲，面带微笑的：
' Q4 v( t2 n/ s1 s1 E前台小姐：“hello.”
老外：“hi.”
- `# k- m  v+ m5 ]3 Q4 J& W前台小姐：“you have what thing？”
老外：“can you speak english？”
* S' f* c3 R; q前台小姐：“if i not speak english, i am speaking what？”
7 ?( D" ^! @6 D老外：“can anybody else speak english？”
前台小姐：“you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you
can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！”
+ J; u# ]. P  h( h: U* r老外：“good heavens. anybody here can speak english？”
! s& `1 c& [0 L前台小姐：“shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing ?”
4 U$ J3 I: |% ~4 @0 D6 i) _老外：“i want to speak to your head.”
! ]( ~3 v# r1 {( z/ ]前台小姐：“head not zai. you tomorrow come！”
老外：........

ChiaPet

我以前也是这样说英语的, 现在都改观了.

propeller

{:2_81:}

冰山上的来客

我现在也这么说！！

shstock

我现在也这么说！！
冰山上的来客 发表于 2010-4-30 15:33

我也是!! 有什么不对吗?!

susanne

啊哈哈~~~，这是个笑话吧？