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刚才来了个老外,进到办公室,前台小姐左看右看,大家都在打游戏,只有自己比较6 l- y) S- d; S {0 B' T; U8 z
清闲,面带微笑的:
6 @& H+ Y$ ~7 m: s) D前台小姐:“hello.”( x+ T/ `( Q! C' s! G1 q
老外:“hi.”
' v! R2 F$ [6 |前台小姐:“you have what thing?”- ], ]# `! I# M3 i K" ]
老外:“can you speak english?”
0 K+ h% R* A' Q) _前台小姐:“if i not speak english, i am speaking what?”
" |. {) U( O, x+ V- F0 y老外:“can anybody else speak english?”' A- s, E S; ^0 E
前台小姐:“you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you1 N! m( v) `) l2 w! H4 I* }$ g
can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go!”
8 o; O8 ~" B3 a1 a5 G老外:“good heavens. anybody here can speak english?” |& B8 \' k* b m* u
前台小姐:“shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing ?”; ?0 l6 N: e" z) y/ c. W
老外:“i want to speak to your head.”
6 K1 [! x+ A: |前台小姐:“head not zai. you tomorrow come!”( k& O! S0 M- T4 v) {1 ]
老外:........ |
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