(ZT)前台小姐的超强英语。NB大了.............

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刚才来了个老外，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较
/ w4 ^7 X4 L; v* G9 \清闲，面带微笑的：
前台小姐：“hello.”
1 s9 u7 u- a! x; c老外：“hi.”
% O5 H2 p: y; z前台小姐：“you have what thing？”
老外：“can you speak english？”
% b3 D7 L) U! w+ R( O: d前台小姐：“if i not speak english, i am speaking what？”
老外：“can anybody else speak english？”
. R! I1 p. b6 Q+ M6 ]2 W$ `前台小姐：“you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you
can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！”
老外：“good heavens. anybody here can speak english？”
* B/ u! o. B2 P: K' a3 a7 X- @前台小姐：“shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing ?”
老外：“i want to speak to your head.”
+ P' q! p! \2 n! G8 v* U& A前台小姐：“head not zai. you tomorrow come！”
0 O5 P7 G$ N& y8 s$ b+ {老外：........

ChiaPet

我以前也是这样说英语的, 现在都改观了.

propeller

{:2_81:}

冰山上的来客

我现在也这么说！！

shstock

我现在也这么说！！
7 L6 T3 A" U7 K5 b冰山上的来客 发表于 2010-4-30 15:33

8 w  e2 P+ ?  U/ n. d我也是!! 有什么不对吗?!

susanne

啊哈哈~~~，这是个笑话吧？