(ZT)前台小姐的超强英语。NB大了.............

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刚才来了个老外，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较
% u3 u' `& i  D, M清闲，面带微笑的：
前台小姐：“hello.”
老外：“hi.”
: e3 T  A1 G& r4 z1 X% s3 W- A前台小姐：“you have what thing？”
! W8 j& N. D" W老外：“can you speak english？”
前台小姐：“if i not speak english, i am speaking what？”
. n* K1 A0 x& n4 g( z. ]/ P老外：“can anybody else speak english？”
* Z! i1 V) W* F) m+ w& P前台小姐：“you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you
. _% Z6 c6 S! |4 S$ _) k' Ccan wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！”
, ]# O4 d% U$ |1 a2 D4 |9 J9 i  K老外：“good heavens. anybody here can speak english？”
前台小姐：“shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing ?”
% h0 w  d. U6 w2 g, {$ s* t老外：“i want to speak to your head.”
! ^# g; {5 m6 Q$ {7 x) q; |前台小姐：“head not zai. you tomorrow come！”
/ P  B7 g0 \2 N+ T$ f9 b7 l老外：........

ChiaPet

我以前也是这样说英语的, 现在都改观了.

propeller

{:2_81:}

冰山上的来客

我现在也这么说！！

shstock

我现在也这么说！！
冰山上的来客 发表于 2010-4-30 15:33

我也是!! 有什么不对吗?!

susanne

啊哈哈~~~，这是个笑话吧？