(ZT)前台小姐的超强英语。NB大了.............

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刚才来了个老外，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较
清闲，面带微笑的：
前台小姐：“hello.”
3 j1 X9 z, _: _+ t4 @" \老外：“hi.”
前台小姐：“you have what thing？”
' o# |$ ]) {$ j4 n, K9 Q$ d/ d老外：“can you speak english？”
前台小姐：“if i not speak english, i am speaking what？”
老外：“can anybody else speak english？”
前台小姐：“you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you
can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！”
& i7 K+ e: a0 J老外：“good heavens. anybody here can speak english？”
# z5 O7 }8 F7 V+ D! v+ k前台小姐：“shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing ?”
. y0 R1 d$ y1 |1 d+ F4 y9 R老外：“i want to speak to your head.”
$ z- g  T( f, b+ y; l前台小姐：“head not zai. you tomorrow come！”
老外：........

ChiaPet

我以前也是这样说英语的, 现在都改观了.

propeller

{:2_81:}

冰山上的来客

我现在也这么说！！

shstock

我现在也这么说！！
冰山上的来客 发表于 2010-4-30 15:33

我也是!! 有什么不对吗?!

susanne

啊哈哈~~~，这是个笑话吧？