(ZT)前台小姐的超强英语。NB大了.............

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刚才来了个老外，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较
: x0 S4 ~3 u. T: q. ^清闲，面带微笑的：
7 _) o2 i9 G; G2 g: f# D: N" v前台小姐：“hello.”
+ k) d. U6 `: y, U老外：“hi.”
+ V6 d- `3 r( y' v前台小姐：“you have what thing？”
老外：“can you speak english？”
. z) A/ G6 w. @$ }  s7 `前台小姐：“if i not speak english, i am speaking what？”
老外：“can anybody else speak english？”
前台小姐：“you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you
7 Z8 N  Y  {4 a3 C: J1 ~" U  h! gcan wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！”
老外：“good heavens. anybody here can speak english？”
0 C* A9 o9 W3 F1 r前台小姐：“shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing ?”
) ]$ b7 o4 T' h8 B) k2 q老外：“i want to speak to your head.”
; H3 t& S; G7 L前台小姐：“head not zai. you tomorrow come！”
. U1 e* Z1 [* W' v* Y6 m# _: P# t老外：........

ChiaPet

我以前也是这样说英语的, 现在都改观了.

propeller

{:2_81:}

冰山上的来客

我现在也这么说！！

shstock

我现在也这么说！！
6 q, j' [" E4 ?0 K* j5 H0 L* Y冰山上的来客 发表于 2010-4-30 15:33

我也是!! 有什么不对吗?!

susanne

啊哈哈~~~，这是个笑话吧？