(ZT)前台小姐的超强英语。NB大了.............

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刚才来了个老外，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较
. V" J" T# c3 w' O' T; L清闲，面带微笑的：
前台小姐：“hello.”
老外：“hi.”
3 t2 A9 `* L, F+ p5 f' p/ c5 n前台小姐：“you have what thing？”
! m$ f* n" S' n! M  \  N8 u! \老外：“can you speak english？”
, d- O) F! N: s9 ~& l: B前台小姐：“if i not speak english, i am speaking what？”
老外：“can anybody else speak english？”
前台小姐：“you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you
can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！”
" z5 L% m% Z' c3 O老外：“good heavens. anybody here can speak english？”
前台小姐：“shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing ?”
老外：“i want to speak to your head.”
前台小姐：“head not zai. you tomorrow come！”
! ~: |" l8 ?: g. C老外：........

ChiaPet

我以前也是这样说英语的, 现在都改观了.

propeller

{:2_81:}

冰山上的来客

我现在也这么说！！

shstock

我现在也这么说！！
9 ~4 V% l' S* `7 d' t0 {冰山上的来客 发表于 2010-4-30 15:33

我也是!! 有什么不对吗?!

susanne

啊哈哈~~~，这是个笑话吧？