(ZT)前台小姐的超强英语。NB大了.............

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刚才来了个老外，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较
清闲，面带微笑的：
1 T, A& @8 \: U前台小姐：“hello.”
# }+ w7 a; [9 O( J. H/ W: N! h老外：“hi.”
5 A9 r  r3 g# f) P( C1 @前台小姐：“you have what thing？”
老外：“can you speak english？”
前台小姐：“if i not speak english, i am speaking what？”
) W: W$ j: i9 S3 a老外：“can anybody else speak english？”
前台小姐：“you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you
: s! n) t: U. \, P3 Scan wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！”
" w3 I% f' {/ b老外：“good heavens. anybody here can speak english？”
8 B: y0 N" O9 U前台小姐：“shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing ?”
老外：“i want to speak to your head.”
前台小姐：“head not zai. you tomorrow come！”
) Z5 n, ^6 R. v# o# N& {老外：........

ChiaPet

我以前也是这样说英语的, 现在都改观了.

propeller

{:2_81:}

冰山上的来客

我现在也这么说！！

shstock

我现在也这么说！！
9 G! g6 Y4 p  K冰山上的来客 发表于 2010-4-30 15:33

  Y; A9 _, v7 B( y我也是!! 有什么不对吗?!

susanne

啊哈哈~~~，这是个笑话吧？