(ZT)前台小姐的超强英语。NB大了.............

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刚才来了个老外，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较
清闲，面带微笑的：
- O5 J% U' k$ ]) h前台小姐：“hello.”
老外：“hi.”
& x2 v# y, C' L* v! G前台小姐：“you have what thing？”
& I2 t( A$ C/ M+ X老外：“can you speak english？”
前台小姐：“if i not speak english, i am speaking what？”
3 }, W$ p* \/ j" {3 {5 k( k老外：“can anybody else speak english？”
- f! M% r$ c- i- n1 s前台小姐：“you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you
% }, b( b2 g, }! W; O' jcan wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！”
% C9 f$ \; @. H老外：“good heavens. anybody here can speak english？”
前台小姐：“shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing ?”
老外：“i want to speak to your head.”
前台小姐：“head not zai. you tomorrow come！”
8 \) t9 l. Y$ A  N5 N. G" g: C3 g4 Y, o4 r老外：........

ChiaPet

我以前也是这样说英语的, 现在都改观了.

propeller

{:2_81:}

冰山上的来客

我现在也这么说！！

shstock

我现在也这么说！！
3 V+ }# G1 ~6 c+ `! V9 i冰山上的来客 发表于 2010-4-30 15:33

* v. B/ g% M- w: M3 v8 F+ a我也是!! 有什么不对吗?!

susanne

啊哈哈~~~，这是个笑话吧？