(ZT)前台小姐的超强英语。NB大了.............

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刚才来了个老外，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较
清闲，面带微笑的：
前台小姐：“hello.”
9 T. z, b% t0 K2 e5 b老外：“hi.”
3 M1 l: x( m' O: U' A* y# k前台小姐：“you have what thing？”
老外：“can you speak english？”
前台小姐：“if i not speak english, i am speaking what？”
% o4 J- k  x2 U' Z! s; q2 n8 f- w& Z老外：“can anybody else speak english？”
, P: h: N( J4 g8 X' c前台小姐：“you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you
) _  w7 e3 J5 r3 d3 o8 H$ i9 m3 zcan wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！”
! e, P' j0 v/ N1 [老外：“good heavens. anybody here can speak english？”
前台小姐：“shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing ?”
老外：“i want to speak to your head.”
前台小姐：“head not zai. you tomorrow come！”
* x" |# n' f" a( k1 C0 D) P& F" h1 Q3 i老外：........

ChiaPet

我以前也是这样说英语的, 现在都改观了.

propeller

{:2_81:}

冰山上的来客

我现在也这么说！！

shstock

我现在也这么说！！
冰山上的来客 发表于 2010-4-30 15:33

$ n  ?$ A. M0 i) s/ D+ Y我也是!! 有什么不对吗?!

susanne

啊哈哈~~~，这是个笑话吧？