a joke

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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
  little left to be of any use?"                                            
                                                                           
7 ~# ], `6 D8 S1 u: j- m& _7 k  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
  bandages."                                                               
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  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
! m+ v5 U, b  Q6 J9 R6 ]  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
$ ]- ?/ K+ |4 |2 k5 q' D" N5 T  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
                                                                           
, h5 n% e9 m  {0 L9 }  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
6 n% A/ l5 U1 D+ k& x; N  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
  plaster."                                                                 
                                                                           
  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
6 [( N3 z" T( ~, C0 f4 A  T  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
: x; A+ u: O; j; }& e+ k6 S  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
1 Q2 y4 R% k, ]4 h0 ?1 e  year they send us a complete dick."

竹帘儿

对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.

propeller

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