a joke

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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
8 Q+ L9 C( b; E7 H) h" d6 ]' D  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
1 I& j  M9 _3 S$ E1 \) V- {& G9 l  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
0 e! l0 L0 p0 w/ D  little left to be of any use?"                                            
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/ e6 _  D5 p2 w8 Q8 d4 O  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
7 q2 Z  U( }" k6 b  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
  bandages."                                                               
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  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
- w& B4 f( \# Z  n; n' G  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
3 w3 v" X: q/ b& {0 G! `# O  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
                                                                           
( h1 _+ r- D1 D/ C* G9 g1 V) J  B  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
3 D9 w9 P1 `: k; h" Z# i0 J  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
+ `2 }. b8 t4 {' R1 d, |  plaster."                                                                 
                                                                           
4 c" B0 C- b) P+ {8 ~  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
; _/ B4 d  [( V* ]  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
4 Q% i/ W/ R* W" M$ R" s  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
  year they send us a complete dick."

竹帘儿

对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.

propeller

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