Redneck

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Redneck Yard Swing

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4 b6 T+ @8 G0 y8 R! q A Redneck passed away and left his entire
& o) J; A% w% ^0 L& Z  estate to his beloved widow . .. . but she can't touch it 'till she's 14.
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Redneck Cooler

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How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?
8 p2 P0 N. V0 [: o) p: a When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ......"Go ahead."
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Redneck Cellar
  
Redneck Garden
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6 t) h. Y6 w; O3 I0 Z3 Y Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ???
  It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
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  Redneck Limo

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4 u2 c) Z) G8 X Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:
7 g0 v4 ?. A; L 1) The DNA is all the same
  2) There are no dental records
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6 L1 H) R8 }; y# ~, j Redneck Mailbox
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Who invented the toothbrush?
    A Redneck!!
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Redneck Time Out
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Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
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$ y7 q% D! J: g0 n; X Redneck Weenie Roast
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A new Redneck law was just recently passed
9 d7 y+ u5 O* p/ u) | When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.
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Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?
* b$ t1 A) j4 R) o/ [: _) f! g 'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park.  The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'
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# H. F+ s1 P5 ?& D0 i A Redneck Thanksgiving
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$ q+ U/ h9 }3 P6 i (if Norman Rockwell were a Redneck)
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         A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16
  and says to the driver, 'Got any I.D. ? ' . .
" G" e) Q! b* D; }: } and the driver replies 'Bout wut?'
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  That's all folks!
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竹帘儿

redneck的院子都好有创意啊，很想试试redneck的swing。。。

Xbfeng

redneck的院子都好有创意啊，很想试试redneck的swing。。。
$ M/ w  m) u7 I3 e% J/ v! K竹帘儿 发表于 2010-4-7 13:25

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