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A Redneck passed away and left his entire
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" f( u- j1 o7 w, y; {* X4 n How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?
When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ......"Go ahead."
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Redneck Garden

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$ {  q5 S2 |! c* p- o7 y Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ???
  It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
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  Redneck Limo
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7 T  o. \+ J  J; S- Y, | Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:
1) The DNA is all the same
  2) There are no dental records
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' z1 M# S* i0 Z$ \% q Who invented the toothbrush?
. I7 a3 ~9 H% @) H2 X    A Redneck!!
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Redneck Time Out
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Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?
! i* g! M* t) s( Q The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
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Redneck Weenie Roast
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$ H8 J# O$ |$ v0 n% s3 U A new Redneck law was just recently passed
When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.
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% M8 e! X2 ~8 l) y4 `; ~3 F Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?
. |( L& }, |( L' h0 k 'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park.  The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'
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A Redneck Thanksgiving

(if Norman Rockwell were a Redneck)
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         A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16
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and the driver replies 'Bout wut?'
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A Redneck Christmas Sleigh...

  That's all folks!
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竹帘儿

redneck的院子都好有创意啊，很想试试redneck的swing。。。

Xbfeng

redneck的院子都好有创意啊，很想试试redneck的swing。。。
竹帘儿 发表于 2010-4-7 13:25