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本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2010-4-7 13:17 编辑 # N- z1 ^, s1 m: `- e
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A Redneck passed away and left his entire
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How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?
8 p; ~4 v( p4 h5 t3 @ When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ......"Go ahead."
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2 ~1 E- W) W# m$ i: r; g* A Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ??? * w; O! @ c8 R0 e) w! y8 o# p( {
It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
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Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:9 O% V+ Z* d, v& ?
1) The DNA is all the same
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Who invented the toothbrush?( P3 T" ^5 V8 t' K4 Q
A Redneck!!
; I) F- n x2 y9 |$ a (If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been a teeth brush)
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Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?$ p% _) G1 x! H: |& h+ a
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
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A new Redneck law was just recently passed _7 Z& \% m7 @; J& V# ^" q
When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.( @$ \- y! ^9 Q$ s4 t* J7 r$ e$ u
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Redneck Wheelchair
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Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down? C) M3 V ^/ Y/ |/ |7 Z/ Z" y# C6 d
'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'
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A Redneck Thanksgiving6 L) }" ], S/ [6 v% H+ k9 c
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(if Norman Rockwell were a Redneck)
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+ q# v- n& f/ b+ J1 H8 @ A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16
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A Redneck Christmas Sleigh...
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# ~2 f) I, G4 q v" h& Y; r$ h. D That's all folks! " u9 T f2 g; U P! z% Q" q
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