Redneck

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- L5 A  G8 ~& _! k6 G4 Q A Redneck passed away and left his entire
  estate to his beloved widow . .. . but she can't touch it 'till she's 14.
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& \8 ]$ w* s& Q. \ How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?
When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ......"Go ahead."
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Redneck Garden
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Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ???
$ v* d0 _# i6 I& x: o+ {/ |5 Z  It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
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# L8 _4 g, W2 I, v Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:
6 `0 c" o. D3 C1 m0 j3 n* } 1) The DNA is all the same
  2) There are no dental records
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: D0 Y1 ^1 h, ~4 Y) |% S! O( z Who invented the toothbrush?
    A Redneck!!
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! {3 N' Z: y9 |3 S% }  s Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?
: ^% c8 ^1 U& M) r The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
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4 B! u0 }& L' ~/ v A new Redneck law was just recently passed
When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.
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Redneck Wheelchair
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Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?
'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park.  The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'
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A Redneck Thanksgiving

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         A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16
  and says to the driver, 'Got any I.D. ? ' . .
and the driver replies 'Bout wut?'
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A Redneck Christmas Sleigh...

  That's all folks!
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竹帘儿

redneck的院子都好有创意啊，很想试试redneck的swing。。。

Xbfeng

redneck的院子都好有创意啊，很想试试redneck的swing。。。
竹帘儿 发表于 2010-4-7 13:25

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