Redneck

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Redneck Yard Swing
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0 z& Y3 Z2 j& S4 p( J  Z, _ A Redneck passed away and left his entire
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Redneck Cooler
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  i) j( i& H! \* f How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?
: {0 s( Y* Y0 [0 ^ When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ......"Go ahead."
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Redneck Garden
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5 B( H/ P/ s& K! O Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ???
  It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
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  Redneck Limo

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+ @: ]5 }' z8 [' Z9 g" N# U! N Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:
3 w' M% m0 j( O  W; q4 R* @4 G( }9 a 1) The DNA is all the same
4 k9 t7 y: q  X& J, i/ ?3 T: `  2) There are no dental records
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Who invented the toothbrush?
    A Redneck!!
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Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?
7 K/ D/ J. S4 v, n' j9 z/ D) e$ F The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
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Redneck Weenie Roast

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A new Redneck law was just recently passed
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: x+ a% r3 O( _" T; V. c* D5 i" X Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?
1 o4 d/ z9 L0 u4 a( n3 T" ^ 'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park.  The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'
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A Redneck Thanksgiving

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% R' @' e7 |( E         A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16
  and says to the driver, 'Got any I.D. ? ' . .
" j4 E" u9 I7 y. B6 N* K3 u and the driver replies 'Bout wut?'
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A Redneck Christmas Sleigh...
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  That's all folks!
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竹帘儿

redneck的院子都好有创意啊，很想试试redneck的swing。。。

Xbfeng

redneck的院子都好有创意啊，很想试试redneck的swing。。。
竹帘儿 发表于 2010-4-7 13:25

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