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A Redneck passed away and left his entire
2 i7 i1 P8 s5 R+ I+ i estate to his beloved widow . .. . but she can't touch it 'till she's 14.
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Redneck Cooler5 d0 K" N5 J+ X1 o$ R2 r
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How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?
: l9 g! {- m( c0 E4 ^8 B5 b4 ] When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ......"Go ahead."
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Redneck Cellar
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Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ??? 8 X) M7 v/ Y/ [: \# {4 L: K4 d. e
It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
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J2 H/ j0 q+ T Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:
5 M% o* H& L1 s% g8 c' s& W 1) The DNA is all the same2 _% X5 C o0 t b
2) There are no dental records
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Who invented the toothbrush?
* E5 E' x, q G; z* P& ? A Redneck!!
: ^# s6 o/ s' P; g& }9 I6 ^ (If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been a teeth brush)
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6 b3 W% {6 O% S% M Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?
: M" V7 z& p/ d/ } The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.7 u; d& W$ z) \. ~
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Redneck Weenie Roast
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' }/ ^ c, ]2 e- ?& B% Q, C A new Redneck law was just recently passed
# F2 ?! ~, W* g5 x6 Q! l When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.
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3 G0 ~ g& p! d5 T6 b, Z Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?
& H3 K! p& I: r; v% Y, V9 I 'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'
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A Redneck Thanksgiving
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0 ~& h( s, g. u1 l6 v, W A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 163 [4 Z; b8 |6 Z6 a, M
and says to the driver, 'Got any I.D. ? ' . .
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A Redneck Christmas Sleigh...
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/ ]3 R0 [3 P6 C8 O3 G That's all folks! * E7 B0 S# \7 u6 v7 N0 W4 M
I KNOW YER GOING TO SEND IT ON !! |
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