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发表于 2010-4-7 12:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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* @. P6 G9 l0 H# v# W/ N5 ^ A Redneck passed away and left his entire) j' Q& G$ y7 g- Z) c; k
  estate to his beloved widow . .. . but she can't touch it 'till she's 14.
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Redneck Cooler
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+ \0 Y4 S4 [- Q( U( C8 K How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?; |' J4 e9 z% d! ?
When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ......"Go ahead."
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. C- n! v. c0 ?5 A! e% K# q Redneck Garden
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7 D9 O0 c" K9 P/ T- r! C" p$ N0 o, { Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ???
1 j7 Z0 j/ \! A  It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
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  Redneck Limo7 \% J' w/ A. b' \0 V% L7 \3 @% s
Rednack Limo.jpg
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Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:
1 e  [; G8 M# F- {  ^. ?7 t  l  @ 1) The DNA is all the same( f8 E& i6 x' D5 O
  2) There are no dental records
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Redneck Mailbox6 a9 C; H0 b# ^  ~
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Who invented the toothbrush?
1 Q. L0 c4 V0 F8 c( Y    A Redneck!!
" E# B- i, _& d( Q' J (If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been a teeth brush)! j/ G' S$ k' e; V$ P; c, F' }
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1 J2 S3 t( G. f8 W! m' F Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?# S  ?8 S% v/ D& s  I
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.7 y+ o. l+ |9 ^& s* V: ]! a
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Redneck Weenie Roast
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% l' F! E0 V! i3 l A new Redneck law was just recently passed
+ l2 N+ u: L! r  S8 c& ? When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.+ m3 n9 e7 z3 t: h6 [" S/ B3 F
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) I+ A/ d5 U) T: ?/ s% \ Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?
* g, _  I" H" I5 J 'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park.  The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.': S) D+ E* u8 K/ v$ g* P
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$ l8 r7 a% B* Z  q' U' k; v( w A Redneck Thanksgiving
4 J& q1 P+ \' h% A, a9 u( I Rednack Thanksgiving.jpg # ^5 t( `: L6 x' t( @1 ?
(if Norman Rockwell were a Redneck)
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         A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16+ b. H% }3 T" f9 }% c
  and says to the driver, 'Got any I.D. ? ' . .# B  B4 e- S+ v; j
and the driver replies 'Bout wut?' 3 ~* Y- V! s' K/ {6 O
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& S& H8 H4 E, q, ]; J A Redneck Christmas Sleigh...
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( m/ P0 U& \7 Q  That's all folks!
0 J; C) c. t+ d1 b  X) Y I KNOW YER GOING TO SEND IT ON !!
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发表于 2010-4-7 12:25 | 显示全部楼层
redneck的院子都好有创意啊,很想试试redneck的swing。。。
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 楼主| 发表于 2010-4-7 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
redneck的院子都好有创意啊,很想试试redneck的swing。。。
# l5 P' p% }+ y竹帘儿 发表于 2010-4-7 13:25

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