Redneck

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Redneck Yard Swing
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A Redneck passed away and left his entire
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; f$ B( K- m$ y* _ How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?
/ _- E1 I2 ]  \0 p When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ......"Go ahead."
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Redneck Cellar
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Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ???
  It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
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  Redneck Limo

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Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:
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Redneck Mailbox
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Who invented the toothbrush?
    A Redneck!!
(If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been a teeth brush)
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Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?
8 `" I* X3 }" T1 z# J2 [+ u The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
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. Z. v* N' a  Q- y- z A new Redneck law was just recently passed
When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.
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Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?
'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park.  The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'
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         A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16
  and says to the driver, 'Got any I.D. ? ' . .
and the driver replies 'Bout wut?'
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I KNOW YER GOING TO SEND IT ON !!

竹帘儿

redneck的院子都好有创意啊，很想试试redneck的swing。。。

Xbfeng

redneck的院子都好有创意啊，很想试试redneck的swing。。。
# M3 K# U& h% x: C, e竹帘儿 发表于 2010-4-7 13:25

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