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p" h% j; ^7 d' p5 mRedneck Yard Swing
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A Redneck passed away and left his entire
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1 E* b* V v' J. n, x Redneck Cooler. @* [3 X% g* F2 B; b3 j+ k: v
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How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?
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Redneck Cellar
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Redneck Garden. W! }3 e# M' H9 T: ~- a
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Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ??? ; U3 W' w' |& u. x0 }
It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools. & b$ c3 j4 t6 y3 t4 }
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6 E9 \* F6 J" k% y% H* M Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:. a$ K3 c' E% { b+ B, |
1) The DNA is all the same/ t& w, t, f5 H! i1 s5 S
2) There are no dental records
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Redneck Mailbox
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Who invented the toothbrush?; ^0 D. i9 d3 g/ O
A Redneck!! + o0 G' W8 l9 v. C$ o G# ` K
(If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been a teeth brush)
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Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?
; |, K9 B; o8 x The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
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Redneck Weenie Roast # k8 L. q: {) |' q1 Z& f
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A new Redneck law was just recently passed5 ?: x- m4 ]; Y8 R' a" Z; L
When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.
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Redneck Wheelchair
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Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down? ]0 E! R. M. R
'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'
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+ {- f5 t+ G* d! m3 D7 o A Redneck Thanksgiving0 \4 U% |' s& a$ H1 A
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(if Norman Rockwell were a Redneck)/ L7 S9 k, E/ x6 i
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% c5 }5 r& j# e# X A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16+ k \' T; S3 b" Z8 N; |' p
and says to the driver, 'Got any I.D. ? ' . .
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That's all folks!
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