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6 z9 u3 r5 I5 K' BRedneck Yard Swing( q' W [5 ]" \, g
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A Redneck passed away and left his entire
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' H' n7 v. j+ f0 Z) _0 [. B# m7 o2 R How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?: c- ]) m; Z* `
When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ......"Go ahead."1 G0 }1 Z! P( t- N6 {7 ? E4 l% [
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Redneck Garden
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Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ???
, C' m) ^& K2 w: a; m- j9 I; A It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools. * Y1 U. ^( m) `9 L% E1 ~4 W
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Redneck Limo
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Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:
9 M- s' E( j ~9 }. A 1) The DNA is all the same
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Redneck Mailbox6 m) k( e$ i# V
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* n1 j4 D8 S0 |: l. p Who invented the toothbrush?4 s/ |1 [7 l% d. z" }5 L5 z
A Redneck!!
. S8 i6 {2 x; o9 e (If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been a teeth brush)1 g, }) n! S8 p9 L
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Redneck Time Out5 B# R/ \$ L2 v) b1 ~) b& m
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2 p% F% o- S' ~( o$ a' b. F Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?
$ ?" \( a0 H* S& o! E- k The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.( u& f7 j2 P( }8 c
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A new Redneck law was just recently passed
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% _& _3 K2 U+ J( ^( w9 w" V9 x# V Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?
" G8 e; J8 O. ]% A 'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'
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(if Norman Rockwell were a Redneck)3 }; \& [# M0 N% j: g
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A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16
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and the driver replies 'Bout wut?'
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A Redneck Christmas Sleigh...
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4 d% w" C, t" `7 x That's all folks!
% R, ~. L9 x% s* X5 N. M" r I KNOW YER GOING TO SEND IT ON !! |
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