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发表于 2010-4-7 12:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2010-4-7 13:17 编辑
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Redneck Yard Swing
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A Redneck passed away and left his entire
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; f$ B( K- m$ y* _ How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?
/ _- E1 I2 ]  \0 p When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ......"Go ahead.". f2 S; |1 a5 N6 b
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Redneck Cellar
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Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ??? & S' a9 i1 P+ I- I# Y
  It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
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Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:
& S$ s* x9 ?! X0 C0 S' ^* ^) i, z 1) The DNA is all the same
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Redneck Mailbox
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Who invented the toothbrush?7 Y" K! M- X# i
    A Redneck!! ' r) y9 H# z. G, d5 z# h
(If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been a teeth brush)( |4 b3 G0 X( `8 a( Q) c+ D* o; U6 H
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Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?
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' H6 h8 G& p( |$ Z- P( j Redneck Weenie Roast - [  v8 a* b0 o. V$ z
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. Z. v* N' a  Q- y- z A new Redneck law was just recently passed, x8 L1 D: f9 h7 O4 o" m# K" }# s0 U$ c
When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.
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Red wheel chair.jpg
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Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?4 p+ r) n" \! K: j
'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park.  The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'; `( u) r; g+ i) q0 u: I! M
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: J: G1 U0 @* ~9 ?5 i0 M+ U A Redneck Thanksgiving
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         A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16" K0 E9 w4 {, Y& n# R) e: i
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and the driver replies 'Bout wut?'
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Rednack Sleigh.jpg
$ y9 c* w* @( P3 r" t  `% {  That's all folks! 2 e7 k* `7 w, Z% J# n9 a
I KNOW YER GOING TO SEND IT ON !!
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发表于 2010-4-7 12:25 | 显示全部楼层
redneck的院子都好有创意啊,很想试试redneck的swing。。。
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 楼主| 发表于 2010-4-7 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
redneck的院子都好有创意啊,很想试试redneck的swing。。。
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