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front of the computer for 20 minutes of jokes laugh8 T- j3 m+ U6 ]# y% }" h6 r/ v" I
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1, bowl fall to one-day-old scar
! l& w3 ?! w' D) L- t 2, once a variety show, the hosts came to power announcer: Please enjoy the following: Xinjiang Song and Dance, off of your skull! Horror! ! ! ! ! 9 M2 ?! T9 b. l. Z+ p2 x
3, Tiger is not fat cats, you when I was critically ill 呀!
, i( I* u$ Q# K 4, high school, classroom discipline and chaos, the teacher huff Jiuqi XXX, says: XXX,christian audigier clothing, you have given me stop the wall! ~ ~ Class Bao Han! ( k5 g2 s( L4 k* ?8 b, Y
5, once I drive a female colleague sitting beside me suddenly asked: "how do you not drive the Department of condoms?" 1 C& g2 x% S x, r# n. ?4 H
6,louboutin sale, I: That was our physics teacher. . .
! j" ^' w u+ Q" A, D( z/ n students: what to teach the Arab-Israeli?
! {4 A' j2 l0 t0 v me: chemistry. . .
* Y; U, L3 j3 t4 e; c2 K0 a 7, at an Internet café, a classmate of their hands, shouted: "Teacher!" 1 D8 {. I" t* b U
8, we drink more than one person has to go to quarters and then brought out a cold uric words: urine drink, and wine on the particularly high. 2 f; j) h" j7 Y( p# k
9, to buy oranges, the boss: a five pound. Me: too high, and five dollars samgun bar. Boss: No No. $ y- a2 K; p7 C' w0 |* k: F
10, a friend asked me to configure the computer, I said,ed hardy shirts, is the color of the monitor. (Meant to say LCD)
% v1 w$ c2 {- U 11, junior high school art show, looting answer session.
$ B6 s& b9 h! F( D& `- m hostess: "It is attention, do not grab too fast. and so began a show of hands, I finished" ( g5 o' I' ]3 C
then began to read the subject, saying, "Now open..." & Y' m4 K) f9 g+ R& B1 K0 @
this time, a players on the answer in the.
! c+ T+ s# I) C4 S1 E5 { j host say, "the students a little bit too anxious. I 'before' (feces) is still mouth, how can you on the rob" # ^8 c" W. _$ n( N8 O+ b7 b/ Y2 ^
12, heard a MM in the canteen shouting "Give me a Bowl viper ~! "
' j+ A2 Y3 `3 c. X6 p2 ~& g* G 13, when the school 7 V0 A8 c* D4 i# W4 A3 l/ V6 C
day received a phone call to find my classmate gave me finished, said:" your mother "" f* I4 X0 m6 M8 U( q
I received a telephone call one side of it casually, said:" Male The woman "6 `0 f7 I, w8 o+ N% F! p" B
you guffaw I've been laughing for 4 years
5 K! ~6 Z8 t! b8 D5 x/ Y 14, students of high school students (one male) into the cool noodle toss of her hair:" Boss, 2 2 onions do not noodle! "finished also Add 1: "The more the next point noodle ah!" boss :"。。。。 in the end you still have to onions to noodle?? ". |$ k9 x6 D4 Z7 ]8 y
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students come to call my mother used to said, "He is not," but this time I want to say is "already out"
7 Y. P0 I# e/ `. F4 ? results say it is: "He has passed away ..." 8 m5 U- n: S0 C' y
16, gg handed me an ice cream, I bite one shouted: "being burnt to death of me!" + m2 B& W2 D0 b# y$ J' z
17, and my sister go to Li Ning, a pair of shoes, my sister one spoke up: "Miss, how much a pound of this shoe?"
7 I3 I3 I4 Z" R 18, one time I shoot I dormitory students in the stomach, and she loudly said: "Do not shoot, my stomach had to urinate." $ T+ p1 [$ x2 t
19, high school, each issued a badge. . Time to check prior to the class teacher went to the classroom shouting out loud,juicy couture sale, we grown doubled bra to wear, to chala. . Great silence. . .
3 o* [* L( r2 h7 m 20, to school on weekends to go home after dinner cravings have committed, and intended to excuse to walk. When changing his shoes at the door, Dad asked me why go? I casually said one simple sentence: "to loose a cigarette!" The results from my Dad found in possession of a pack of 555, severely K my meal. 1 K1 Z- v f5 U& G1 _6 X
21, a Bureau of Education leaders inspected Kejian Cao,herve leger bandage, after which, the physical education teacher should be declared "dissolved\, high school has a teacher surnamed Jiang, resembles Law Ka Ying (played Westward Journey Tang Seng), I ask him the question, blurted out: "Don teacher, this question ... ..."
" Z& J. x( F+ m; x 23, there is a team of colleagues, there are days I do not drive on the road tires gas, and ask where there is an inflatable,ralph lauren homme, colleagues said: "The streets everywhere abortion, ah!"
* J0 _7 I' t' O0 E& ~ 24, there is a teacher about overnight mahjong, see the blackboard did not rub on it, was furious: "Who today, PLAY ah? do not wipe the blackboard! "
z/ E% V) Y) s# |2 Q 25, one time I see my sister-in paint, Uncle Tai Po, suddenly, shouting:" You skin so well, but also with the Whisper ah? " |
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