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front of the computer for 20 minutes of jokes laugh7 j" R% }# R# D
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1, bowl fall to one-day-old scar # F' v& G) J0 M7 a2 @
2, once a variety show, the hosts came to power announcer: Please enjoy the following: Xinjiang Song and Dance, off of your skull! Horror! ! ! ! !
' }' l1 j9 I$ d2 A; F 3, Tiger is not fat cats, you when I was critically ill 呀! % }7 g+ `! P% A4 ]$ y' ]' ^
4, high school, classroom discipline and chaos, the teacher huff Jiuqi XXX, says: XXX,christian audigier clothing, you have given me stop the wall! ~ ~ Class Bao Han!
& @( ]0 j! ?# a# ` 5, once I drive a female colleague sitting beside me suddenly asked: "how do you not drive the Department of condoms?" & Q2 G" r# ]5 y5 @1 M6 p
6,louboutin sale, I: That was our physics teacher. . .
1 y7 u8 h( i; Q% O V: p students: what to teach the Arab-Israeli?
) Z* ?( `0 ]/ Q6 v) _9 f' t me: chemistry. . .
. Q7 [1 `6 [/ ]/ S- B2 z1 s8 W' U# q 7, at an Internet café, a classmate of their hands, shouted: "Teacher!"
0 h/ a% H1 _/ [: P+ l4 D 8, we drink more than one person has to go to quarters and then brought out a cold uric words: urine drink, and wine on the particularly high.
( B- \; u/ d+ O8 F8 e+ ~4 ~: y% V 9, to buy oranges, the boss: a five pound. Me: too high, and five dollars samgun bar. Boss: No No.
$ z; M2 B5 i9 j" c 10, a friend asked me to configure the computer, I said,ed hardy shirts, is the color of the monitor. (Meant to say LCD)
& w2 ]6 s9 q; o* l5 `; K- Y; `/ n 11, junior high school art show, looting answer session.
( _! ~+ D5 D6 Y$ n8 S hostess: "It is attention, do not grab too fast. and so began a show of hands, I finished" % w' q0 q8 H5 J& i. g
then began to read the subject, saying, "Now open..."
, Z3 E; _7 B' K& K6 w; F- L this time, a players on the answer in the.
% Q1 M3 [1 F) `/ C host say, "the students a little bit too anxious. I 'before' (feces) is still mouth, how can you on the rob"
j: O" |+ W. F r) U3 N+ ? 12, heard a MM in the canteen shouting "Give me a Bowl viper ~! "7 m7 ?2 Q1 D2 t: U. q a8 Y: z: p
13, when the school
: W+ U1 x |) u; j# e U day received a phone call to find my classmate gave me finished, said:" your mother "( Y& S3 `6 }: \9 N& \% E$ D
I received a telephone call one side of it casually, said:" Male The woman "! k/ j I2 G, T
you guffaw I've been laughing for 4 years
, c- H- a- N9 \9 x9 y 14, students of high school students (one male) into the cool noodle toss of her hair:" Boss, 2 2 onions do not noodle! "finished also Add 1: "The more the next point noodle ah!" boss :"。。。。 in the end you still have to onions to noodle?? "9 \: [/ F( W0 R a W) e
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students come to call my mother used to said, "He is not," but this time I want to say is "already out"
" E- w" I% j/ W results say it is: "He has passed away ..." + |9 P/ \2 K% q4 U
16, gg handed me an ice cream, I bite one shouted: "being burnt to death of me!"
4 L" g7 J* j; r4 p" L2 @ 17, and my sister go to Li Ning, a pair of shoes, my sister one spoke up: "Miss, how much a pound of this shoe?" ) R; b4 r& |% z( J# M; o
18, one time I shoot I dormitory students in the stomach, and she loudly said: "Do not shoot, my stomach had to urinate." " l; W9 Y3 W: O1 H/ h4 u
19, high school, each issued a badge. . Time to check prior to the class teacher went to the classroom shouting out loud,juicy couture sale, we grown doubled bra to wear, to chala. . Great silence. . .
& F8 r* e- V5 o7 T9 f 20, to school on weekends to go home after dinner cravings have committed, and intended to excuse to walk. When changing his shoes at the door, Dad asked me why go? I casually said one simple sentence: "to loose a cigarette!" The results from my Dad found in possession of a pack of 555, severely K my meal. 7 V$ q- t8 C! G( W# z* |7 @: ~+ d
21, a Bureau of Education leaders inspected Kejian Cao,herve leger bandage, after which, the physical education teacher should be declared "dissolved\, high school has a teacher surnamed Jiang, resembles Law Ka Ying (played Westward Journey Tang Seng), I ask him the question, blurted out: "Don teacher, this question ... ..." 8 o7 [ r8 L3 T9 Z" i; f1 R1 d
23, there is a team of colleagues, there are days I do not drive on the road tires gas, and ask where there is an inflatable,ralph lauren homme, colleagues said: "The streets everywhere abortion, ah!" & E& F4 K4 W, e9 P7 Q$ {" k8 B
24, there is a teacher about overnight mahjong, see the blackboard did not rub on it, was furious: "Who today, PLAY ah? do not wipe the blackboard! "/ {1 D" U. k& L' Y$ W. {
25, one time I see my sister-in paint, Uncle Tai Po, suddenly, shouting:" You skin so well, but also with the Whisper ah? " |
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