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front of the computer for 20 minutes of jokes laugh+ g4 v Z) I) u' N* p( X
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1, bowl fall to one-day-old scar
9 F. i. ]! p8 \3 ]) W 2, once a variety show, the hosts came to power announcer: Please enjoy the following: Xinjiang Song and Dance, off of your skull! Horror! ! ! ! ! }2 |) C% M$ n/ ?3 s- M
3, Tiger is not fat cats, you when I was critically ill 呀!
# U" i2 R- W- g! }* f/ j2 W; P 4, high school, classroom discipline and chaos, the teacher huff Jiuqi XXX, says: XXX,christian audigier clothing, you have given me stop the wall! ~ ~ Class Bao Han!
# L7 W& D8 M) }1 b$ T6 C, N3 f 5, once I drive a female colleague sitting beside me suddenly asked: "how do you not drive the Department of condoms?"
+ J l, [4 j6 m1 w' f 6,louboutin sale, I: That was our physics teacher. . . . D* s4 R/ f2 I+ O
students: what to teach the Arab-Israeli?
& c1 a; f1 A) l2 v0 d, | me: chemistry. . .
* M6 C% @+ A5 ?6 ~5 w 7, at an Internet café, a classmate of their hands, shouted: "Teacher!" + G/ f" _1 O1 E9 ], H: T
8, we drink more than one person has to go to quarters and then brought out a cold uric words: urine drink, and wine on the particularly high.
4 z$ J5 ~4 r1 ?7 y 9, to buy oranges, the boss: a five pound. Me: too high, and five dollars samgun bar. Boss: No No.
! h5 |/ N; M" j+ [) E 10, a friend asked me to configure the computer, I said,ed hardy shirts, is the color of the monitor. (Meant to say LCD)
( c. a- ~& g" y$ Q6 J 11, junior high school art show, looting answer session. . P8 ?& d: w1 e) L8 x, ]
hostess: "It is attention, do not grab too fast. and so began a show of hands, I finished"
6 S! K) `* R L. }( j then began to read the subject, saying, "Now open..."
$ X! s8 @4 v$ H; Y3 p this time, a players on the answer in the.
8 u; K! l0 o- b5 n' g& | host say, "the students a little bit too anxious. I 'before' (feces) is still mouth, how can you on the rob" 3 B6 ^ J' u! G" N( c# X7 O# r3 c
12, heard a MM in the canteen shouting "Give me a Bowl viper ~! "
9 a9 T" |9 U0 x+ h5 \ B* D. [$ I 13, when the school " @& ^1 K3 l2 |; G& v9 K0 Z
day received a phone call to find my classmate gave me finished, said:" your mother "
9 r( y! P: T4 @1 x I received a telephone call one side of it casually, said:" Male The woman "
& E. E- K2 a3 o) q8 S you guffaw I've been laughing for 4 years
2 z3 a1 G7 [* e. R! H5 P 14, students of high school students (one male) into the cool noodle toss of her hair:" Boss, 2 2 onions do not noodle! "finished also Add 1: "The more the next point noodle ah!" boss :"。。。。 in the end you still have to onions to noodle?? "
2 {+ B1 Y2 W: r8 n- i2 ~ 15, one bedroom ' h4 ^2 p6 n! Z/ O8 i
students come to call my mother used to said, "He is not," but this time I want to say is "already out"
% g8 s1 V2 L' y4 L. u- r6 G& r& T results say it is: "He has passed away ..."
. y, p' ^8 d. A- V3 k+ } 16, gg handed me an ice cream, I bite one shouted: "being burnt to death of me!"
1 Y9 P! c* a g8 _# N 17, and my sister go to Li Ning, a pair of shoes, my sister one spoke up: "Miss, how much a pound of this shoe?" . j" m3 X$ Z2 B0 ?, k
18, one time I shoot I dormitory students in the stomach, and she loudly said: "Do not shoot, my stomach had to urinate." 3 [! h- q) V w6 p
19, high school, each issued a badge. . Time to check prior to the class teacher went to the classroom shouting out loud,juicy couture sale, we grown doubled bra to wear, to chala. . Great silence. . .
+ r5 b5 P1 G5 {4 L% B# n) d0 v: w4 F( B 20, to school on weekends to go home after dinner cravings have committed, and intended to excuse to walk. When changing his shoes at the door, Dad asked me why go? I casually said one simple sentence: "to loose a cigarette!" The results from my Dad found in possession of a pack of 555, severely K my meal.
( d2 @6 ?. t4 N9 f2 | 21, a Bureau of Education leaders inspected Kejian Cao,herve leger bandage, after which, the physical education teacher should be declared "dissolved\, high school has a teacher surnamed Jiang, resembles Law Ka Ying (played Westward Journey Tang Seng), I ask him the question, blurted out: "Don teacher, this question ... ..." 5 t! ~( B: Z$ h( Y" q" w
23, there is a team of colleagues, there are days I do not drive on the road tires gas, and ask where there is an inflatable,ralph lauren homme, colleagues said: "The streets everywhere abortion, ah!" ; r' X& H5 B& v7 G; Z0 ]) d
24, there is a teacher about overnight mahjong, see the blackboard did not rub on it, was furious: "Who today, PLAY ah? do not wipe the blackboard! "
- y% e, ^# w+ ] 25, one time I see my sister-in paint, Uncle Tai Po, suddenly, shouting:" You skin so well, but also with the Whisper ah? " |
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