Driver's License - too cute not to forward

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* B) H" ~+ I4 Q% l7 Q. G6 A& Z6 GDriver's License - too  cute not to forward

4 F. Z9 i5 w( g, VA mother is driving her  little girl to her friend's house for a play date.

9 C5 A* J8 j- X) K' Mommy ,' the little girl asks,  'how old are you?'
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$ B1 K" l1 i% D0 x'Honey, you are not  supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother  replied.
! p  h6 @5 J' S9 W0 j'It's not polite.'

'OK',  the little girl says,
0 p6 P' x. W( d+ Q- n. H$ s'How much do you  weigh?'

'Now really,' the mother says,  
'those are personal questions and are really  none of your business.'
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7 M5 P3 R. g2 k# _/ G8 q* R: q( fUndaunted, the  little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a  divorce?'

& j' @2 Y2 t! E' \'That's enough questions,  young lady! Honestly!'

The exasperated  mother walks away as the two friends begin to  play.

' My Mom won't tell me anything  about her,' the little girl says to her friend.  
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'Well,' says the friend,
# f8 O8 r9 C4 f0 i8 @; W'all you  need to do is look at her driver's license.  
7 @4 k( \5 h; Y" h6 FIt's like a report card, it has everything on it.'

! Y! h  F- w5 Z1 c5 ZLater that night the little girl  says to her mother,
'I know how old you are.  You are 32.'

) O2 ~( ^# H9 m1 n- eThe mother is surprised and  asks,
'How did you find that out?

  L6 ~6 x: P" q, @9 _9 k5 P'I  also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'  

# d8 Y9 t( j' B; C, tThe mother is past surprised and shocked  now.
- L2 ?& ~6 `0 [) o9 q8 w'How in Heaven's name did you find that  out?'
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1 t( D$ |$ l( R- Q. @'And,' the little girl says  triumphantly,
3 ?+ \+ D5 U' E" M- U: B/ W'I know why you and  daddy got a divorce.'
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'Oh really?' the mother  asks. 'Why?'

'Because you  got an F in sex.'

If you  see someone without a smile today
4 Y+ B1 s# L) h  cgive them  one of yours

ChiaPet

lastman

well ,even worse,daddy got a M in sex

propeller