Driver's License - too cute not to forward

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# v& @* P3 a7 E( O- c) P: l5 VDriver's License - too  cute not to forward

A mother is driving her  little girl to her friend's house for a play date.

' Mommy ,' the little girl asks,  'how old are you?'
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'Honey, you are not  supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother  replied.
'It's not polite.'

'OK',  the little girl says,
'How much do you  weigh?'
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'Now really,' the mother says,  
'those are personal questions and are really  none of your business.'
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* S+ c# e. c2 }+ ~9 uUndaunted, the  little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a  divorce?'

/ J; v5 n/ L8 m0 K- z'That's enough questions,  young lady! Honestly!'

The exasperated  mother walks away as the two friends begin to  play.
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' My Mom won't tell me anything  about her,' the little girl says to her friend.  

'Well,' says the friend,
0 K6 ?9 e0 l$ X'all you  need to do is look at her driver's license.  
It's like a report card, it has everything on it.'

" I6 N1 z% z8 ]4 _+ X( Z& Y% nLater that night the little girl  says to her mother,
'I know how old you are.  You are 32.'

The mother is surprised and  asks,
% b; r/ R% j8 `3 t6 |'How did you find that out?

'I  also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'  

The mother is past surprised and shocked  now.
9 ^, F- |2 q2 U, ?9 t" J# H8 G'How in Heaven's name did you find that  out?'

'And,' the little girl says  triumphantly,
'I know why you and  daddy got a divorce.'

'Oh really?' the mother  asks. 'Why?'

' O6 p+ k, ?. r" n; t! \'Because you  got an F in sex.'

+ d3 n2 g' _1 u+ y- vIf you  see someone without a smile today
0 ]; A* ~: Y+ l/ wgive them  one of yours

ChiaPet

lastman

well ,even worse,daddy got a M in sex

propeller