Driver's License - too cute not to forward

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Driver's License - too  cute not to forward
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A mother is driving her  little girl to her friend's house for a play date.
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' Mommy ,' the little girl asks,  'how old are you?'
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'Honey, you are not  supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother  replied.
'It's not polite.'

'OK',  the little girl says,
'How much do you  weigh?'
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'Now really,' the mother says,  
+ W/ |% S9 X# ?& K'those are personal questions and are really  none of your business.'
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Undaunted, the  little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a  divorce?'

' C9 o6 Y# X( F2 D; A'That's enough questions,  young lady! Honestly!'
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) n3 A& B; S& k9 H- V8 n$ \The exasperated  mother walks away as the two friends begin to  play.

' My Mom won't tell me anything  about her,' the little girl says to her friend.  

'Well,' says the friend,
& o1 A3 y* R5 |'all you  need to do is look at her driver's license.  
: B- |+ q: y0 i$ ^7 q& yIt's like a report card, it has everything on it.'
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Later that night the little girl  says to her mother,
8 ?6 O3 Z. [7 f+ W$ G6 n'I know how old you are.  You are 32.'

9 U( p$ Q# r- g  \) R1 mThe mother is surprised and  asks,
'How did you find that out?
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'I  also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'  

- d9 E; E4 ~% R  L, h8 S4 O6 zThe mother is past surprised and shocked  now.
4 K$ X' X) q. f  R8 F" u+ ^'How in Heaven's name did you find that  out?'
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  [" t2 `" _/ ]4 V'And,' the little girl says  triumphantly,
'I know why you and  daddy got a divorce.'

6 t% f* D# `& }. T! U6 p+ s'Oh really?' the mother  asks. 'Why?'

'Because you  got an F in sex.'
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. S* X$ G+ v, m- G* VIf you  see someone without a smile today
give them  one of yours

ChiaPet

lastman

well ,even worse,daddy got a M in sex

propeller