Driver's License - too cute not to forward

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Driver's License - too  cute not to forward
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% j! f9 P* E) _& qA mother is driving her  little girl to her friend's house for a play date.
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' Mommy ,' the little girl asks,  'how old are you?'

# y' U9 ~. J8 K8 d) L- ['Honey, you are not  supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother  replied.
'It's not polite.'

'OK',  the little girl says,
0 S" S% w  ~! N* V) u'How much do you  weigh?'
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'Now really,' the mother says,  
'those are personal questions and are really  none of your business.'
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Undaunted, the  little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a  divorce?'
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'That's enough questions,  young lady! Honestly!'
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# N9 q- F9 H2 s9 ^# dThe exasperated  mother walks away as the two friends begin to  play.
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0 _* h4 r# G& P0 F; ^' My Mom won't tell me anything  about her,' the little girl says to her friend.  
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'Well,' says the friend,
'all you  need to do is look at her driver's license.  
1 A( p2 _2 H4 f4 x: U8 _It's like a report card, it has everything on it.'
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* F' c  \& U% E+ {$ y9 dLater that night the little girl  says to her mother,
'I know how old you are.  You are 32.'
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( i" v( {) N% \) P7 MThe mother is surprised and  asks,
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# D  R, U% ~' ~'I  also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'  
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0 w  w( }* ?% L  R7 `4 m6 WThe mother is past surprised and shocked  now.
5 x8 n) b4 P6 \* u'How in Heaven's name did you find that  out?'

" w$ X4 p. Y8 M# l+ r! W'And,' the little girl says  triumphantly,
$ A4 L/ I# h8 l( ^+ [; h8 ^% p'I know why you and  daddy got a divorce.'

'Oh really?' the mother  asks. 'Why?'
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'Because you  got an F in sex.'
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If you  see someone without a smile today
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ChiaPet

lastman

well ,even worse,daddy got a M in sex

propeller