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本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2010-3-3 12:16 编辑 * O9 h, [2 S* h; G: [0 W, K
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Driver's License - too cute not to forward
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1 u& u, E! C& h' m5 N& w5 g3 oA mother is driving her little girl to her friend's house for a play date.
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: F' F7 N9 `' U' Mommy ,' the little girl asks, 'how old are you?'
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'Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother replied. 1 X2 @3 P7 [9 D- _, s- x7 \
'It's not polite.'
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5 ?: d& ^. B" Z$ D$ ?1 A* E5 s7 y( s'OK', the little girl says, ( Y, e! N+ ?$ r/ j( s+ O
'How much do you weigh?' : _7 J+ {, n" T7 }' U
3 d, i, A: r- ~: _7 {'Now really,' the mother says, 9 {" a6 y( n: U7 ~4 P5 }
'those are personal questions and are really none of your business.'
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Undaunted, the little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?' ; A/ f9 J& m7 V: {8 s# @* [
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'That's enough questions, young lady! Honestly!'
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% [- N' e+ ~/ C% d8 K# `/ C8 nThe exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play. : f4 Y: ]' M" A* P1 z( Y
- w$ n+ K. E& }7 x# f' My Mom won't tell me anything about her,' the little girl says to her friend. ! j& O# K+ D$ F# f$ v
8 Y, N$ G" E: A'Well,' says the friend,
$ E c3 d1 u8 O3 e3 \2 x3 ]'all you need to do is look at her driver's license. , u L5 e- f' v3 u6 ~: p- w
It's like a report card, it has everything on it.'
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Later that night the little girl says to her mother, - Z, B' R! ~7 Y$ v
'I know how old you are. You are 32.' # M/ ?6 }4 b4 v4 Z% N
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The mother is surprised and asks,
$ v" N& i; d/ \/ b5 `'How did you find that out? , ?- N a4 K! G( {
% J8 T; V0 E3 h# \'I also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'
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/ V9 C2 H1 S2 D" D' P& L7 h' e& SThe mother is past surprised and shocked now.
! _5 W0 e; f3 u# N% q% F( X9 Q' W'How in Heaven's name did you find that out?' * \+ A7 g. r' B) e p0 c+ A
# H- H3 T0 S6 G) ~: V'And,' the little girl says triumphantly,
9 z5 M! H5 j4 x- g6 B/ `: i'I know why you and daddy got a divorce.' 0 H8 p q3 d0 Y" h) U) d) K
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'Oh really?' the mother asks. 'Why?'
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, r# x( d, u- y2 c'Because you got an F in sex.'
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- ]' n- I l- fIf you see someone without a smile today
! u h- y5 O4 `# b3 N) J5 Ngive them one of yours |
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