Driver's License - too cute not to forward

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Driver's License - too  cute not to forward
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5 }" J7 E7 b5 h7 ^A mother is driving her  little girl to her friend's house for a play date.
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' Mommy ,' the little girl asks,  'how old are you?'
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'Honey, you are not  supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother  replied.
'It's not polite.'
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; u9 b8 L6 p* O$ Y$ o7 A% M'OK',  the little girl says,
. B9 l" _/ J7 X/ p, s: ^/ a5 Z'How much do you  weigh?'
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'Now really,' the mother says,  
4 E! f* y" C! [# p7 i'those are personal questions and are really  none of your business.'
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Undaunted, the  little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a  divorce?'
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. \0 |& T7 D' {1 e: o'That's enough questions,  young lady! Honestly!'

3 ~9 i7 P5 m& D" AThe exasperated  mother walks away as the two friends begin to  play.

' S4 ?) p+ ?+ ?9 }9 q" w' My Mom won't tell me anything  about her,' the little girl says to her friend.  
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% _6 I) C' G9 M) U; K# p3 [- U; P'Well,' says the friend,
9 e- D7 f( w/ }5 P/ n'all you  need to do is look at her driver's license.  
9 `% i: K+ m, L+ D5 |. Q  D# gIt's like a report card, it has everything on it.'

8 K5 O$ q8 V7 `. X4 m6 SLater that night the little girl  says to her mother,
'I know how old you are.  You are 32.'

, T$ B+ _- `9 A) \6 U* XThe mother is surprised and  asks,
'How did you find that out?

'I  also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'  
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. \" `2 e' S" g) T0 J  XThe mother is past surprised and shocked  now.
'How in Heaven's name did you find that  out?'

'And,' the little girl says  triumphantly,
+ z% s9 b0 A( ]  G'I know why you and  daddy got a divorce.'

'Oh really?' the mother  asks. 'Why?'
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- o6 z4 e  J& p- N'Because you  got an F in sex.'

If you  see someone without a smile today
give them  one of yours

ChiaPet

lastman

well ,even worse,daddy got a M in sex

propeller