Driver's License - too cute not to forward

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Driver's License - too  cute not to forward

A mother is driving her  little girl to her friend's house for a play date.

8 Q8 w+ f" }& _2 |8 \' Mommy ,' the little girl asks,  'how old are you?'

'Honey, you are not  supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother  replied.
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% A8 H9 m8 _0 j7 L2 v/ U4 u'OK',  the little girl says,
7 l" `: T$ y5 \, }2 \6 n'How much do you  weigh?'
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2 X$ s: q" N8 @. B'Now really,' the mother says,  
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9 B2 j2 h3 [* ]7 I6 gUndaunted, the  little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a  divorce?'
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'That's enough questions,  young lady! Honestly!'
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The exasperated  mother walks away as the two friends begin to  play.

5 A, h+ _# h! @" E( W7 I' My Mom won't tell me anything  about her,' the little girl says to her friend.  
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'Well,' says the friend,
- Q/ ^% Q/ I+ M' L- O'all you  need to do is look at her driver's license.  
: r8 O5 x, P! S3 d' }5 F% e% N! zIt's like a report card, it has everything on it.'
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* r6 z! r( Y1 q' ^. d, Y" B1 F- pLater that night the little girl  says to her mother,
& i7 g& |4 [# N" q/ i8 k  ?/ n'I know how old you are.  You are 32.'
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The mother is surprised and  asks,
'How did you find that out?

. ]0 U9 g9 ]  j4 Z3 o1 M'I  also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'  

- @# y: I, G; P# g8 F4 EThe mother is past surprised and shocked  now.
. N' b. F' Z+ Y; A; }'How in Heaven's name did you find that  out?'
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'And,' the little girl says  triumphantly,
" s" Y5 F  i7 `4 |'I know why you and  daddy got a divorce.'
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'Oh really?' the mother  asks. 'Why?'

$ i, Q) b+ a' l: G4 J4 y'Because you  got an F in sex.'
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2 r" ?$ `' i9 J& {  @If you  see someone without a smile today
give them  one of yours

ChiaPet

lastman

well ,even worse,daddy got a M in sex

propeller