Driver's License - too cute not to forward

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5 a0 B7 Y; g7 u. b! {# J9 l1 zDriver's License - too  cute not to forward
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A mother is driving her  little girl to her friend's house for a play date.

' Mommy ,' the little girl asks,  'how old are you?'

'Honey, you are not  supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother  replied.
- f! y0 Z7 R$ c+ C( X0 g5 p% m8 m$ f9 J'It's not polite.'

'OK',  the little girl says,
'How much do you  weigh?'

$ V) u; K& G6 K- R1 y'Now really,' the mother says,  
'those are personal questions and are really  none of your business.'
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( W# B  d6 z: ^" ?Undaunted, the  little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a  divorce?'
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7 W0 ?) J& Z* ]" h+ J$ c4 N'That's enough questions,  young lady! Honestly!'
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The exasperated  mother walks away as the two friends begin to  play.

' My Mom won't tell me anything  about her,' the little girl says to her friend.  

# F% A& W7 j  o( O) D3 V'Well,' says the friend,
5 S; C# q1 b7 N8 z2 E5 _'all you  need to do is look at her driver's license.  
# Y# @2 K4 I  SIt's like a report card, it has everything on it.'
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Later that night the little girl  says to her mother,
5 C- k( N6 F+ b; _'I know how old you are.  You are 32.'
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* s& U+ j  `" a( X  DThe mother is surprised and  asks,
'How did you find that out?
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'I  also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'  

2 I% \' \! |) nThe mother is past surprised and shocked  now.
$ E$ i0 A5 L. ~) o'How in Heaven's name did you find that  out?'
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- {% f, _) r5 k7 j5 D'And,' the little girl says  triumphantly,
5 k+ y! b1 j; U5 p! e( e# }'I know why you and  daddy got a divorce.'

  t" t: ?/ F* c7 W'Oh really?' the mother  asks. 'Why?'

7 t% m3 J1 O  ^8 U' {$ Y'Because you  got an F in sex.'
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If you  see someone without a smile today
give them  one of yours

ChiaPet

lastman

well ,even worse,daddy got a M in sex

propeller