Driver's License - too cute not to forward

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Driver's License - too  cute not to forward
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A mother is driving her  little girl to her friend's house for a play date.

' Mommy ,' the little girl asks,  'how old are you?'

'Honey, you are not  supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother  replied.
'It's not polite.'
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4 L" H' s/ J! M'OK',  the little girl says,
7 p: j. {2 P8 ]7 }) |- _'How much do you  weigh?'
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'Now really,' the mother says,  
'those are personal questions and are really  none of your business.'

8 z( j8 S+ Q  O, T$ S& mUndaunted, the  little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a  divorce?'
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'That's enough questions,  young lady! Honestly!'
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" A  ~# ?! e: Y! ]( HThe exasperated  mother walks away as the two friends begin to  play.

' My Mom won't tell me anything  about her,' the little girl says to her friend.  
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'Well,' says the friend,
'all you  need to do is look at her driver's license.  
* R# I; w/ o: B- F  FIt's like a report card, it has everything on it.'

# B3 R' k' i6 H* H, L7 iLater that night the little girl  says to her mother,
; Y2 |( P9 J  S'I know how old you are.  You are 32.'

9 w! F, @% n- ]9 {) Q8 B2 S, m$ fThe mother is surprised and  asks,
: |' h& Z, f' ?: |4 F  Y+ G2 U'How did you find that out?
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'I  also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'  

' J/ c5 y; {/ l$ A6 Q2 _/ AThe mother is past surprised and shocked  now.
. Z$ z" Z4 j$ \& o' F- x5 g'How in Heaven's name did you find that  out?'
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& F/ s* u, f6 Q* S; X6 _'And,' the little girl says  triumphantly,
'I know why you and  daddy got a divorce.'
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! M- F) `/ o( N0 N& P. n'Oh really?' the mother  asks. 'Why?'
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'Because you  got an F in sex.'

6 b# X* E( X) \' V, Z, eIf you  see someone without a smile today
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ChiaPet

lastman

well ,even worse,daddy got a M in sex

propeller