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At the end of a tiny deserted bar sits a huge Indian.
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0 B2 l4 E. |* ]' W( qHe's having a few beers when a short, well dressed,
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and obviously gay man walks in and sits down beside him.' x) S8 t. ]! |; ?0 ?
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After three or four beers the gay fellow finally plucks up the: I/ B( [/ [4 F3 C3 D5 m- ^
courage to say something to the big Indian.0 i# T4 v. b1 r0 I8 L
5 N: g/ j, c6 @. ], E o) `" fLeaning over towards him, he whispers, 'Do you want a blow job?'% u: {% y. k8 q7 w9 \
At this the massive Indian leaps up with fire in his eyes and
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+ r& y4 T d8 Y6 X5 _0 ~, ]He proceeds to beat him all the way out of the bar before leaving him
6 u5 x# p1 K/ ]3 Mbruised and battered in the parking lot and returns to his seat.
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Amazed, the bartender quickly brings over another beer to the big Indian.* r" u( t9 E9 `+ X& {
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'I've never seen you react like that,' he says. 'Just what did he* P' t& w7 ?8 V& o1 w
say to you?'
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& s, R) J4 b' x: a3 P'I don't know,' the big Indian replied. 'Something about a job.' |
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