Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
5 Q6 b; j, x+ T5 ^/ S2 n  EHere are some examples:   
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.

; h5 r2 R/ a* l. q- p9 S3 Q# OThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
       
7 k' h" s6 L1 }3 h7 l* aTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
       
+ a8 A; \3 G& N; n' g' U* THOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
       
& p- `1 v6 _& c. X  lSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
       
4 C- r9 e1 R3 D. [* j6 qEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
       
" s$ d4 a$ _! P5 s8 O2 H2 nTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
8 _: O8 T# K  m" k雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

You are welcome.