Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
Here are some examples:   

) N, z; x# ?) x( aFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
       
7 H! C4 K$ R: C  ~' PPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.

# a2 u, j; J! `" Y5 r5 ]& P" NThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
       
TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
       
9 z$ {- J% m7 M  ^HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
       
8 ], r5 C; I- v5 L# J2 TWEB PAGES:
Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
       
& Z2 J% s" Z' ~$ o* d- b+ }TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
       
EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
       
( x# K4 |! j+ \9 kHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

You are welcome.