Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
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) L1 `! |& @: o  C: WFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
       
0 @. J. ^! Z6 G# ^PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.

They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
       
, N) w4 M7 i) F; aHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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& ]$ i5 E1 k0 ~9 U# oSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
       
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
       
TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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, [- q# k4 A8 _& ^- eEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
       
+ {7 `9 f, s9 X, N! E  a! OTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

$ j/ w0 _5 l6 z' o* ~You are welcome.