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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
7 o* D# h" r: R" e# z# ~Here are some examples:
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) L1 `! |& @: o C: WFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.4 F2 m( e$ h, H# `- G% p
0 @. J. ^! Z6 G# ^PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.% u0 c7 d" M: J& i: M
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated/ N0 @) E. T1 n! {$ V. I) r B9 J
, N) w4 M7 i) F; aHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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& ]$ i5 E1 k0 ~9 U# oSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.( q/ I, O! V. w$ R& p" u3 K
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on../ I' k# ]6 `3 {( e9 N! P9 h
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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, [- q# k4 A8 _& ^- eEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.1 H" v0 b/ @# I% L. g4 `
+ {7 `9 f, s9 X, N! E a! OTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying |
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