Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
       
PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.

3 F8 @6 j' I' i5 n- s: `7 ~They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
       
4 _0 o  K  g" a# m2 M# ATIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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0 s' f5 i) c% s  c" bHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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3 c; F6 G. \/ M- N- M7 ~SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
       
8 C. z2 C4 q' ]9 U- I" r9 @TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
       
7 d: x1 r( l# A, ^EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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# V& y2 V) |1 a( P" b1 vHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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  e1 @+ P! s/ N6 a! \THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
1 X! Y' f3 p0 p" X0 ~雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

8 D& d  [9 |( T' ~0 t; oYou are welcome.