Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
Here are some examples:   
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
       
PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.

They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
       
5 p+ O' B1 Z' {TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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" ^/ L; C9 g- t+ w1 E, Y: MHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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( e! Z: D7 u+ X6 I4 e5 SSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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+ @% W- c- H, J- T  EFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
       
EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
       
9 S& Q2 ?7 E' T+ q7 _. oHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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- d. d  L0 u0 ^6 S5 OTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
7 x' n$ P  t( T# ]5 E8 t! S$ N雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

You are welcome.